What would you do to live in the Pokemon world?

>>29614318
I dont want to live in the pokemon world if im to be honest. I would rather live in some high fantasy setting like thedas or Tamriel.

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Hug lilligants
Snug lilligants
Cuddle lilligants

all time

>>29614318
I don't wanna live there.

pay a small sum of money perhaps

>>29614318
Anything as long as I'm not hurting anyone.

Use dittos transform to fuck any woman ive seen

>>29614371
>>29614509
>reading comprehension

only going if i get to bring friends

>>29614536
figures they're perverts too

>>29614318
If I'm going there with a clean slate the real question is what am I not willing to do?

>>29614570
t. sociopath

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>>29614570
Yes, this is exactly what I wanted
look for me in the future, my child
you'll be useful

>>29614362
Thedas is one of the shittier fantasy settings to live in.
>if you're a mage you're locked in a tower and can be taken over by demons any time you do magic
>anything else, you're probably one of the peasantry and have a shitty life, plus having to look out for Darkspawn raids

I'd much rather live in the Utopian Pokémon world

Is safety guaranteed?
Do I need to bring my own weapons?
Have you even done this before?

>>29614362
>Thedas
>not based Abeir-Toril

>>29614318
I'd do it if I could. I could start over completely and if nobody would know me there the better but I imagine that I'd have to register in some region first to do anything.

I'm not sure but I actually think that the pokemon world is a horrible police state and that I should join team rocket asap.

there have been numerous times where the twerps have been scolded by Officer Jenny over meaningless dogshit that happened. seems awful. and just think, if the government can actually make a pokeball disappear and beam it into some PC System or some shit, then they can do the same fucking shit with every object like any weapon.

the pokemon world is probably a horrible ass place.

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>>29614371
>>29614509
>>29614559
>>29614684
do you need to be taught how to read

>>29614875
>not getting one of the original memes, from the YTMND era
>not wanting to push it to the limit

Anything, really. From killing to sucking cocks. As long as I can get away from this shitty world.

>>29614908
>Being an illiterate faggot
>"I-it's a meme"

>>29614875
Do you?

>>29614847
So basically just as fucked as our world, but with Pokemon?

Fuck it, I'd move to Los Angeles, start a gang, dress everyone up in purple, call ourselves "The Ballas", then lead everyone into a dangerous neighborhood and start shooting up the place if it meant I could have the Pikachu flavor of the world.

>>29614318
Kill a man

>>29614318
I would kill a man, I don't really have any emotional attachments in this world so it would be easy for me to take a life.

>>29614318
i'd eat that klondike bar

>>29617910
>heh, nothin personnel, kid....

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>>29617910

>>29617968
>>29617991
You know I could wipe you all out and I wouldn't feel a thing, you're all trash to me. So spare me your cries of "edgy", because they fall on deaf ears.

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>>29618041

i'd kms

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>>29618041
>*unsheathes katana*

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>>29618041
>Nothin personnel, kid...

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>>29618041

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>>29618041
>5 years old
>can wipe us all out

>>29618041
Zamasu pls

>>29614318
>What would you do to live in the Pokemon world?

only if I get a brand new body. the one I have is garbage.

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>>29619504
You'd just fuck it up again.

>>29614318

Anything, I'd commit genocide even.

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>>29618041

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I would do anything to live in the pokemon world. And when I say anything, I mean, anything.

Because in the pokemon world there is actually an afterlife. There is proof that when you die, your consciousness lives on.

There is no proof of an afterlife in this reality. In this reality, you will probably die and cease to exist. Your whole life will be a dream you won't remember having. You will forget everything forever.

>>29619637
If god just lit up the sky with neon letters saying "HEY, I EXIST, WORSHIP ME" then it would defeat the purpose of giving his people free will.

>>29619873
>God is proven to exist
>Somehow that takes away the choice to worship it or not

>>29620096
It's a matter of worthiness.

>professor: solve this complicated mathematical equation
>professor: answer correctly and I'll give you this grant
>man: can you tell me instead?
>professor: sure, it's 3
>man: alright, the answer 3, give me the grant
>professor: no, you weren't smart enough to solve the question on your own, get out of here

I would do anything.

I would murder someone who doesn't deserve it.
I would perform the most degrading and dehumanizing sexual acts you can imagine.
I would cut off pieces of my body.
If someone legitimately convinced me that if I killed myself I would be reincarnated into the pokemon world, I would do it.

In fact, I've always secretly imagined that when I die that's where I go. I've seen some shit and that's the only way I can not be afraid of death now.

>>29620327
You could become a buddhist.

>>29614318
I'd prefer to live on Gallifrey if I could.
>suspended human aging
>could chill out and watch a planet (the Pokemon one if that existed inuniverse)
>go around and do some interventioning for the CIA in a time machine that can essentially go anywhere and maybe live on a planet like the Pokemon one for some time

kms

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>>29620794

>>29614318
commit genocide

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>>29620912
>jpg
>it's even the wrong color
Here, friend

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>>29614570
This guy gets it