Can somebody explain me this, please.

>>29605238
Kubo's magic origami

>>29605238
>>>/po/

>>29605238
Origami. It's an ultrabeast, so it doesn't look natural
It probably spins around on a leg like the Redeads on Majora's Mask

>>29605238
Antylamon origami edition!

If you must blink, do it now.

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origami buggo
its face is a cootie catcher

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>>29605284

>>29605238
It's my mom's ceiling fan

>>29605238
Basicallly, its the most atrocious creature Game Freak has ever created.

>>29605238
I mean, I won't catch this thing and If I can kill it, I will fucking do it the quickest and most humiliating way possible.

>>29605391
So you're saying you won't catch 'em all? Oh boy, enjoy your ban

>>29605238
Its just paper from another dimension that you can catch.

Kubo was pretty nice lookin

>>29605391
MODS! ANON SAID HE WON'T CATCH 'EM ALL!

As long as nobody do some hentai with whatever this is, I'm okay.

>>29605447
>implying there isn't already

>>29605238
It is a pikachu

>>29605238
>has the power of giving you papercuts
Would this be the most painful pokemon to deal with?

>>29605391
MODS
ODSD
DSMO
SDOM

>>29605238
just another fairy type

>>29605461
My body is ready

>>29605405
UB's are not pokemon

>>29605568
not this again

>>29605568
But they are catchable.

I like to think every time you attack it it unfolds a little and once it unfolds completely it instantly KO's your entire team.

>>29605568
They're catchable and they're in the dex. Every relevant leaker has also called them Pokemon, and according to the Chinese name character leak, they have real Pokemon names outside of their code names.

Enjoy your ban, kid.

>>29605612
This is most likely true, but they aren't Pokemon. Furthermore it hasn't been confirmed that we can catch them. (Though we probably can)

Also I'm not the guy who said he won't catch it

>>29605658
ban plz

>>29605658
>but they aren't Pokemon

Except they are.

>>29605658
>Furthermore it hasn't been confirmed that we can catch them

Yeah it has.

https://daily.pokecommunity.com/2016/10/18/ultra-beasts-confirmed-catchable-nintendo/

>>29605658
>denialfags

>>29605524
> dragon-fairy
because of Kubo

>>29605730
>their source on the claim is polygon
>actually go to polygon's article
>"Nintendo confirmed to Polygon at a recent event that they can be caught."
>no source on it whatsoever
>and then later in the article
>"A company representative told us at a recent event that Ultra Beasts will also factor into the storyline, although they neglected to say much beyond that."
What the fuck?

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>>29605238

>>29605238
You order some Chinese take-out and accidentally drop your Teriyakinite into it and it reacts with your Mega Chopsticks to mega evolve into UB-04 OH HERRO PREASE

>>29605658
>aren't pokemon
but suddenly many other man created stuff, like Voltorb/Electrode, the Porygon family, Castform, Magearna, Genesect (experimentation/armor on ancient Pokemon), Porygon, are Pokemon.

Even if Ultra Beasts come from weird experimentation (hence they similarity to certain humans), or even parallel dimensions, it doesn't discount them being Pokemon.

If being a beast from another dimension makes something not a Pokemon, then what about Giratina's form? Perhaps the Ultra Beasts are nothing more than alternate forms of stuff existing in our world + some weird experimentation.

>>29605238
>chemical x
ppg vibes

>>29605302
where are you that calls them "cootie catchers".
They're fortune tellers

>>29605849
>god is a pokemon
alien are not pokemon

>>29605238
It's UB-05 Edge

>>29605893
>Deoxys
>Clefairy/Clefable/Cleffa
>Elgyem/Beheeyem

>>29605812
>Also factor into the storyline

That means that more than one piece of information was shared. So Nintendo confirmed to Polygon that UBs can be caught and then they were told that UBs factor into the story line

What are you complaining about?

>>29605915
Does it get a unique battle theme of a remixed Linkin Park song?

>>29605879
Not him, but I've always known them as both

>>29605461
Is there? It's so hard to find Rule 34 of Pokemob/UB without a proper name. I'm not even sure if the anchor has porn yet,

>>29605915
omg source?

>>29605893
>God is an alien
>Aliens are not owls
Is there no end to these memes?

>>29605893
Deoxys is a space virus.

>>29605986
not real aliens

>>29605893
I think Nintendo just don't want to accept humans are also Pokemon, and that Pokemon (and by extension humans) are really just what we consider animals, in a universe where they can have special abilities (even humans can).

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>>29606078
Its Evangelion all over again, Humans are angels too, or angels are kinda whatever humans are and shit just happens.

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>>29605238
It's the shiny version of Oragai UB. That's all there is to explain.

>>29605238
Looks pretty swift and agile, probably would use attacks with a high critical hit ratio

I'd also bet on it changing shape somehow

>>29606194
Its legs look like origami fold, perhaps its animation will have some weird form changing (though not a real form change)

>>29606131
>UBs are angels
>Sun is Shinji
>Decidueye is your eva
we were so blind

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>>29605879
We called them cootie catchers if you put girls names in them. If you got them then you got their cooties.

Fortune tellers were where you wrote stupid shit in them like "Your mom dies in 7 days"

I miss elementary school :(

>>29605238
Anyone else find the Ultra Beasts to be really unsettling? It's something about most of them having any type of facial features.

>>29605391
>anon is the origami killer

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anyone?

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>>29606335
Same here. I love the UB because of they're so creepy, though. Pic related creeps me out the most.

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>>29605391
Why would you want to kill origami UB?

>>29605658
>but they aren't Pokemon
Why because they're not listed under the Pokémon section on the website, we don't know their types and the "threat to humans and Pokémon" line? That's what we call building up a mystery.

See the Ultra Beasts are Pokémon but it's very likely that is going to be something you learn later in the game and the whole "are they Pokémon?" thing will be a plot point. If they weren't Pokémon they'd flat out say so to prevent people thinking they are and being disappointed.

>>29606335
*most of them LACKING any type of facial features

fuck

>>29605238
It's a grass/ghost type.
Origami is associated with spirits in many cultures, and the japanese are extinct.

>>29606335
A lot of them don't have faces or a lot of discernable features.

That's probably why UB02s aren't as uncanny valley as the others

>>29606494
>and the japanese are extinct
Just the ones around the Hiroshima area.

>>29606494
t. butthurt shitposter

>>29606494
>every single UB is grass/ghost
confirmed

>>29606418
It took me a bit to realize but the inside of that fucker's bottom jaw is a straight up tunnel borer

>>29605284
10/10 post and movie

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>>29606418
reminded me a bit of pic related

>>29606219
Maybe it has a resting or flying shape

>>29605238
The secret to beating Shin Godzilla

Well, it looks really silly, and doesn't really fit in anywhere, like most of the other Ultra Beasts. Which is probably why they gave them their own classification, because they look too ridiculous even for GF to seriously make normal pokemon.
So what will happen is, the phenomena I like to call "inverse proportional quality/consistency rationalization" comes into play, which basically means the more crazy something is, the harder it will be defended.

So a small portion of the fanbase will rabidly defend them no matter what, and anyone who points out the mistake is either wrong or autistic.

>>29606074
They come from outside our world, which makes them extra terrestrial by definition. That is about as alien as you can get.

>>29606494
I kek't
But by far the most telling indication of ghostliness is that it wouldn't blend in with shadows at all. Or perhaps shadows aren't required to be a ghost. One of those two are true, depending on who you ask.

It's a decoration called Noshi. In Japan, it will be accompanied to the gift at the time of the ceremonies.

When written in Chinese characters Noshi = 熨斗

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>>29606251
>mfw cootie catchers/fortune tellers were the original pic related

Its a UB that copies Diantha: white and gold body + wings