Showderp - Epic monkey meme edition

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468323774

I had sex today

le fucken gobline
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468329016

>>29603024
I'm proud of you

>>29603024
Tell me the experience in great detail
pls

>>29603024
omedetou

>>29603024
I thought I told you not to tell about today.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468332540

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468335909

let's not talk about that last match

instead: new team

Ninetales @ Salac Berry
Ability: Drought
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Flamethrower
- Solar Beam
- Psyshock

Mawile

Vain waifu (Lopunny) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Limber
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endeavor
- Mirror Coat
- Quick Attack
- Flail

donnel anything

citizen snips

metronome meme

>>29603476
Johnny (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Stall
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Recover
- Rest
- Moonlight

moltres

>>29603476
good goy

Raikou @ Cheri Berry
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Crunch
- Body Slam
- Double-Edge
- Extreme Speed

>>29603476
abomasnow

>>29603476

>>29603477
>>29603479
>>29603484
>>29603486
>>29603487
>>29603489

lookin' good, very cute team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468342718

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468344387

sorry for the brief delay i put on some kinda faggot avatar by mistake

Try To Hit Me, Ground (Rotom-Fan) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Quirky Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Telekinesis
- Will-O-Wisp
- Volt Switch
- Protect

Cosmo (Sigilyph) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Roost
- Psycho Shift
- Stored Power

The classic "Perfect Wall" sigilyph strats

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>>29603751
>>29603810

tfw opponent has a stroke mid-match
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468348846

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468351920

Eglantine (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Double Team
- Toxic
- Shadow Sneak
- Phantom Force

Better than deino

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468357783

little darko has developed polycephaly

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>Trick a Scarf into Snips
>then immediately use Knock Off

Troll Waifu (Lopunny) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Cute Charm
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Teeter Dance
- Circle Throw
- Fake Out
- Protect

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468362397

new men soon

last team for tonight, gimme a good'un

Anything with Trick/Switcharoo, Torment, Mean Look/Block, and Choice Specs/Scarf.

Name it after your favourite type of genitals.

Floatzel @ Choice Band
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aqua Tail / Waterfall if ur gay
- Crunch
- Ice Punch
- Aqua Jet

Use yourself eviolite magneton.

blood totem

184 Days in Hoenn

sableye with stall

Luigi

>>29604628
ebin cade

Roserade (F) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Technician
EVs: 32 HP / 252 SpA / 224 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Mud-Slap
- Giga Drain
- Sludge Bomb

Shiny Arbok named lil' fug

>>29604628
Johnny (Sableye) @ Sablenite
Ability: Stall
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Metal Burst
- Recover
- Rest
- Moonlight

Bellyzard

>>29604631
>>29604636
>>29604638
>>29604639
>>29604640
>>29604643

(Poliwrath) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Water Absorb
Happiness: 256
EVs: 160 HP / 96 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sweet Kiss
- Waterfall
- Belly Drum
- Ice Punch

donnel rhyhorn

Try To Hit Me, Ground (Rotom-Fan) @ Air Balloon
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Quirky Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Telekinesis
- Will-O-Wisp
- Volt Switch
- Protect

Cosmo (Sigilyph) @ Flame Orb
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 172 Def / 84 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Cosmic Power
- Roost
- Psycho Shift
- Stored Power

Eglantine (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Wonder Guard
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Double Team
- Toxic
- Shadow Sneak
- Phantom Force

Troll Waifu (Lopunny) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Cute Charm
Happiness: 69
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Teeter Dance
- Circle Throw
- Fake Out
- Protect

Teenager on Period (Bibarel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Moody
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Protect
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Scald

Damn, captchas go full hard mode when you are trying to post your suggestion before the team is ready

>>29604726
For real, though

>>29604643
what's the DEAL with airline food

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468367787

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468370933

might wanna stick some speed evs on blood totem

>showderpbooru just whitescreens for me
fug

>>29604900
I always give my totems 44 speed

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468372046

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468374291

ok that's a good note to end it on, new guy

thank you for your time

>>29605164
No, thank you, you sexy beast


God i just want to lather you in iguana shit and rape you under a kfc billboard

ill go

Yawn + Dream Eater Slowbro
or
Something with Rage
or
Donnel Tyrogue

Snorlax @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Curse
- Rest
- Recycle
- Metronome

me or hoge

anuse

Mightyena @ Black Glasses
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Crunch
- Sucker Punch
- Iron Tail
- Play Rough / Fire Fang

>>29605192
hahahaha so random XDDDDDDD

gunbro

Frog Sinatra

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Feeling a bit nervous, but here goes nothing!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468379479

Come on, guys, we need someone other than Cute Butt. It's like an underage fag somehow got onto this board in the last half of the last game and is just using dumb lingo unnecccessarily and can't play for shit

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>>29605290
>tfw you come to showderp but champ is a dumb animeposter

>>29605449
Impeach cutebutt

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468383006

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468384536

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468387529

does champ have a cute butt?

>>29605704
Champ fucking sucks

So

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468389407

>>29605751
That doesn't answer my question

>>29605704
I seem to remember a character from a machinima that was also called Cute Butt.

>>29605751
We know champs sucks, but does champ have a cute butt?

>>29605771
So what? The rules don't include impeachments and Cute Butt is annoying and terrible

>>29605788
I don't know

>>29605809
youre literally some random newfag, everyone else is fine

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468391059

>>29605861
Well, then, where can I find the rules? I'll gladly educate myself. OP didn't go into specifics

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anime

I mean, CB's not even using but half suggestions and she's using a garchomp in a monkey thread. It's like they're just using this as an excuse to get an audience for their shit gimmick team

dunsparce or hoopa

new champ

>>29605959
what the fuck

>>29605959
She skipped 0 suggestions

me or she-hulk

WP Sudowudo

keknee, reminder to make it level 2 with max hp evs for 5 subs

glare zygarde

Monkey Paw

>>29606052
Banded Haxorus

What's with the bullying

>>29606039
srry but thanks anyways <3

>>29606052
Froggy Muniz (Seismitoad) (M) @ Rindo Berry
Ability: Water Absorb
Happiness: 0
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
- Scald
- Sludge Bomb
- Knock Off
- Gastro Acid

Champ
>>29606052
"Team"
>>29606056
>>29606057
>>29606062
>>29606063
>>29606066
>>29606071

Cloyster @ Focus Sash
Ability: Overcoat
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Blizzard
- Signal Beam / hp fire
- Shell Smash

>>29606057
Not on dogars.
Cottonee
- Endeavour
- Leech Seed
- Substitute
- Encore
??

>>29606097
yes

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>>29605880
I wasn't a part of the conversation but here.

>>29606097
endeavor lvl 1 sash

>>29606118
So we can impeach if champ calls for a new champ before playing at least 2 matches?

>>29606120
>level 1
level 2 keknee is better since it gets 5 subs when hp evs are maxed

>>29606154
>impeaching
>after call for new champ

I fail to see the point.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468396397

okay let's get started

>>29606118
Tfw this was originally posted ironically as bait but nowadays people actually think these are real rules.
As someone who's been here for 3 years, its really fun to see how showderp changes over time.
I-I'm n-not old am I?

>>29606154
I mean there are certain inconsistencies like that, but yeah you can just give the champ shit suggestions in the future if they try to claim champ, since it's not like they can be impeached when they're not even champ anymore.

Another thing worth noting is that a champ's time limit is 15 minutes from the last suggestion, not from the last champ action as stated in the picture. That's to avoid violating the rules during dead hours when there's no guarantee you'll get your mons in 15 minutes, as well as a general precaution since it's not champ's fault the team isn't finished.

>people complained about previous champ
>this one is even worse
ayy lmao

>>29606273
well it is a roomfag

>>29606193
It was only presented ironically because people would dismiss it otherwise. Prove me wrong.

>>29606273
at least I don't have to put this one on /ignore to make battles watchable

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468398685

okay less troking this time i promise

>>29606273
why dont you champ then

>>29606358
But I do all the time silly.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468400230

okay actually no stroking this time

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468403178

okay THIS time there will be NO SRTOKES

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>okay less troking this time i promise
>okay actually no stroking this time
>okay THIS time there will be NO STROKES

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468404347
will literally never win

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468404726 we did it reddit!

>>29602754
That's an ape you ass

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468406609

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468408348

>actually winning

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468409976

i would like some memes pls

level 1 sunkern

snibs

kyurem black choice banded with only outrage

you may have 1 (ONE) bird that is very brave, champ

>>29606947
Deborah (Kricketune) (F) @ Razor Claw
Ability: Swarm
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- X-Scissor
- Slash
- Night Slash
- Focus Energy

mozzo

Delibirb

Delibirb
-Ice Shard
-Ice Punch
-Brick Break
-Seed Bomb

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468411180

okay round 2

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468411879

okay round 2 of round 2

okay last battle. i gotta go do adult things, such as masturbate

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468413306

could i have a new champ please

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DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO DE DOO

wtf i love champing now

>>29607173
she-hulk

hot hot pupper

hoge

Choice band exeguttor with egg bomb

haha snips

>>29607173
quadracock

>>29607183
i don't like this shitmon
new champ

thanksgiving roast

>>29607183
You left your trips on!

Quick claw talonflame

>>29607193
may i

>>29607173
>>29607183
>>29607193
ebic

>>29607175
>>29607176
>>29607177
>>29607178
>>29607186
>>29607194
>>29607195
ughhh neoderp

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guys pls

me champ

mudde

>>29607253
hoge
>>29607213
i know righte? ive been on showderp for 20 years and i swear these newfags invading showderp with their unfunny dumb bullshit

Eely-Mouth V2

Quick claw talonflame

>>29607253
>>29607178

Hawlucha named Tapu Taco

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>>29607202
oh well
thanks for your memes
new champ

max speed adamant earthquake petal blizzard synthesis aroma meganium

can be sd instead of aroma

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468416867

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468418183

why is everyone using rain this isn't gen 5
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468418327

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WEATHER
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468420457

GUYS
WE DID IT
WE FOUND A TEAM THAT ISN'T WEATHER-BASED

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468422948

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468424078

it's my birthday showderp

hope you all have a nice november 2nd c:

>>29607726
happy Kwanzaa anon!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468425143

>>29607726
happy birthday qt c:

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>>29607726
happ

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>when mudde makes someone forfeit

new champ

me

>>29607726
happy bday faggot

me or something with celebrate named happy bday maxy

me champ or monkey

Mew named birthday boy/girl for this anon >>29607726

Emboar

hot hot pupper desu

mega sceptile

Chocolate cake slurpuff

>>29607805
Scarf rampardos
W head smash

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468428495

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468428615

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468430054

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468430860

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468431496

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468432630
last one before new team

New team

the shittiest shitmon you can think of with magic bounce

Donnel aaron

ice bird free pick free build

A genie

>>29608058
Zen mode darmanitan

>>29608069

Gator Golf (Krookodile) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Moxie
Happiness: 256
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thief
- Fling
- Protect
- Earthquake

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468435585

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468436454

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468437679
DED

>getting shadowbanned

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468440348

New champ

ded hour
me champ

Whatever Pokemon the last three digits of this post is

If it's an NFE mon you can Donnel it

If none match, Scarf TTar

SD Crawdaunt or Bulk Up Conkeldurr

>>29608411
arbok

anything you want with metronome only

>>29608411
Anything from the last team

a mega starter

>>29608411
ALAIN

>>29608417 (Pachirisu)
>>29608419
>>29608420
>>29608423
>>29608431
>>29608435

Who is your showderp waifu and why is it Boom Boom

>>29608454
Because every now and then, metronome rolls Hold Hands

>>29608454
HOGE
O
G
E

>>29608411
>15 minutes ago
Pls respond champu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468445571

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468446637

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468447378

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468450360

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468451004

>champ doesn't voice anyone
what a faggot

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-468451004
i win
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468451802

new champ
sry about the voice thing
my hand still in treatment

gimmie

hehehehehehehehehe (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Slide
- Attract
- Sweet Kiss
- Thunder Wave

calling out memes lol to champ

SpeedControlSpider (Galvantula) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Compound Eyes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Sticky Web
- Thunder Wave
- Electroweb
- Bug Buzz

A dogars meme you don't like

slurpuff belly drum

>>29608885
A Salamence (Heatran)

>>29608888
this but with blissey

>>29608899
>blissey with eviolite
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

>>29608896
make it shiny and call it PuppyPudding

aromatisse

>>29608914

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468455100

thred is ded

champ gave it up like a faggot
new dude

Me or free heal estate

hehehehehehehehehe (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rock Slide
- Attract
- Sweet Kiss
- Thunder Wave

>>29609030
thunderdoge

biceps buge (Ledian) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Iron Fist
Level: 50
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Drain Punch
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch

jakefromstatefarm (Delibird) (M) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe
Bold Nature
- Fake Out
- Substitute
- Spikes
- Rapid Spin

>>29609030
Avalugg

mega altaria

aurorus

>>29609060
>>29609050
>>29609049
>>29609041
>>29609040
>>29609035
this is team

i am champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468457940
this is battle

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468459432

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468460521

new champ

that was not my finest moment
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468461397

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-468460521
what went wrong?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468463963

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468464207

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468465533

new champ

>>29609384
not me

>>29609409
not anuse

i'll champ if anybody's still there

PuppyPudding (Slurpuff) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Unburden
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Belly Drum
- Play Rough
- Drain Punch
- Flamethrower

Vaporeon

not anuse

hehehehehehehehehe (Chansey) (F) @ Eviolite
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Impish Nature
- Rock Slide
- Attract
- Sweet Kiss
- Thunder Wave

http://dogars.org/set/2781

physical dewgong

>>29609479
Free heal estate

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468472286

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468475352

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468477655

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468482327

new champ

Ice Mono Meta(Sealeo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Sheer Cold
- Fissure
- Sleep Talk
- Rest

>come to showderp
>no champ
how am i gonna get my shitposting shot before going to school

I'll champ, suggest memes

>>29610007
get a trip and we can give this a try

>>29610007
>no trip code
Trash.

haha nevermind

Give stones
Or take hoge

donnel flabebe

specs salamence

thunderdoge

something cute :(

take hoge

Hoge.

dragonite

arbok with thunder fang

CHAAAAAAAAAAAMP

champ is kill

5/5 5/5 Salami :DDDDDDDD
glory to finland xDDDDD

me champ

donnel flabebe

>>29610209
h o g e

>>29610209
>>29610209
ninetales

physical venusaur non mega

next not ruse will take the first team and post the link to the battle instead of claiming and asking for a team

>>29610209
non-mega charizard

something cute :)

name it after your sweetheart

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468501304

>>29610225
have some faith nigger

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468503937

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468505942

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468507493

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468509653

Damn you're both awful

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468512086

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468513799

How about if you get a better lead that that swinub meme?

>>29610530
showderp is about memes not about winning

>>29610530
BACK THE FUCK OFF!???

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468517860

>>29610568
>>29610602

>Haha! Being shit at the game is so funny :) xD

Just get a mamoswine in there or something instead. You'll find a way to spout memes anyway.

>>29610615
One more time, "hoge" doesn't do shit.

>>29610627

hoge is a fine meme for elo hell

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468521761

>>29610712
I'm sorry, you guys were right. I didn't know hoge had such powers.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468523520

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468525905

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468527846

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-468533125

>>29610987
>>29610987
>>29610987
>>29610987
new thread migrate whenever