This is your Mother today /vp/ ask her anything.

>>29598104
What's for breakfast?

>>29598104
When are you coming home?

>>29598104
Mother, why is my brother OP a faggot? What were you doing the other day with your garchomp? Is it true that you killed a midget lucario just to make some hairclips?

>>29598104
What time do I have to go to bed

>>29598104
Can I help mommy make a baby brother/sister?

>>29598104
Mom why aren't you wearing that outfit in Alola? Instead of all black and a fur lined overcoat?

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MOM I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

>>29598104
Great, because today is my Mom's birthday, for real.

>>29598104
How old are you?

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Why the fuck do I have so many brothers?

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>>29598104
She's my wife, not my mother.

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>>29598383
>Implying

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>>29598104
I'M NOT MASSAGING YOUR FEET UNTIL I GET MY TENDIES AND YOU BETTER GET THE KID'S MEAL THIS TIME
I WISH LUSAMINE WAS MY MOMMY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *flings diaper at the wall and hangs up phone*

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>>29598383
Why not both?

Will you take me to Gamestop so I can get Genesect?

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>>29598104
Diamond and Pearl remakes when?

>>29600527
Dawn get out of here, just because you call her mommy does not mean she's your mother.

>>29598339
KEK

Why did Dad leave?

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>>29598104
Hey mom.

F*** you.

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>>29598589
Looks like these naugthy boys want to lose their GBP they earned this weekend, right?

>>29598634
sauce,plz?

>>29598104

>Hey Mom,WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT GARCHOMP.

Alternatively;

>Hey Mom, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT CHILD

Can I have your tit milk?

>>29598104

Can I do to you what Daddy Garchomp does?

Mommy, I've been a bad boy. Are you going to spank me?

>>29598104
just fucking kill me now

>>29598104
If you're my mother, then whose fucking basement am I living in?

>>29598634
you are going to give me the sauce for that.

>>29598104
hey mom, how was your day? some punk kid stole my lunch money today! but Dawn stood up for me! wow! a girl might like me!!

Fist me mommy!!! I've been a bad boy!!!

>>29602515

Then mommy will take your girl.

>>29598634
Smells like NTR.

Mommy, why does my butt hurt when I wake up?

>>29602319
or
>Hey Mom, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

>>29600527
Oh hi other mom!

>>29602191
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Charizard is so powerful. I want a Greninja to believe in. I want Ash to be champion and fix this broken anime. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was doing well in Kalos???? This is so fucked.

>>29602620
You're right

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>>29602506
https://exhentai.org/g/932550/638a4c4dfe/

>>29602929
fucking sad panda, i always forget how to override that

Why does aunty Dawn call me her "buttslut" Mommy?

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>>29598104
Would Cynthia make a good mother??

>>29602929
So it's NTR, but not in the majorly used sense

>>29603596
Only if she fucks her son

All sons need a mother's love

>>29603596
Yes. Because she's into /ss/

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>>29603596
MOMMY
O
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M
Y

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>>29598184
Boyss i will buy some stuff at Walmart.
What do you want for dinner?

>>29604108
your cum

>>29604108
Your vagina

>>29604108
Why does Aunty Dawn stick her hand in my butt Mommy?

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>>29604108
Ugh, MOOOOM make sure to get my double-soy two-point-five shot espresso upside down Lumiose Galette. And make sure it's authentic and not that crap at the Mauville Mall!

>>29598104
Can we get a Pizza Hut in the garage?

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>>29604108
STEEL BEAMS WITH JET FUEL HOT SAUCE

Why do people draw Cynthia with big tits? Her tits are like As.

>>29604108
Chicken tendies, ofc.
Please, come back home, why do you always leave me alone with this Dawn creep, she makes me feel unconfortable,godfuckingdamnit you are not coming back, right? You are lefting me just like daddy,right?

>>29604517
>lefting me
WITH GRAMMAR LIKE THAT, THEY'RE RIGHT TO DO SO

>>29598104
Mommy, can I rest my head on your soles?

>>29598104
I've already come out you, so I can now come in you?

>>29598104
Can I suck on your tits?
>>29604108
You.

When will you teach me how to be terrible like you?

I miss you. Why do you have to go travel to another region again?

>>29609944
Seconding

>>29604108
cuddle time with mommy :3

>>29598104
Mom can you stop sweeping the stadium so we can go home?