ITT: You get a Pokémon as a pet? Which do you choose and why?

>>29590948
Gardevoir so I can fuck it

>>29590948
Arcanine so he can fuck me

>>29590948
Hypno so I can fuck everyone

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sex

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Eevee

It's cute and fluffy
doesn't seem to be too dangerous
small so it can live in the house

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>>29590948
Mawile so I can marry her

>>29590949
>>29590950
>>29590951
Hmmm

>>29590948
Kadabra so I can teleport.

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>all these disgusting NEETs fucking their pokemon....

kys

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Because he makes me diamonds.

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>>29590952
lewd

>>29590948
because

>>29590957
>he says as he posts anime

>>29590957
>not wanting to relieve your poke's tension
senpai

>>29590948
slowpoke and or evvee

>>29590948
Houndoom cause it's a fucking dog I'm not fucking it[spoiler/]

Ditto so i can fuck anyone

>>29590963
I'm not fucking it

you disgust me

>>29590963
You're just gonna take his throbbing knot, right?

>>29590964
I like how you think.

Probably Muk, me and him understand each other.

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Obviously

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>>29590963
>Houndoom
>not Stoutland
You have some shit taste in dogs.
Or just aren't familiar with the newer stuff. That's understandable.

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I'll see you all in fluffy hell.

Pidgeot

>>29590949
>>29590950
>>29590951
ebin

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>>29590965
>>29590966
The only acceptable fuckable pokemon is Gardervoir, you degenerates

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I like the idea of having a sentient plant that doesn't do much but can still enjoy my company.

>>29590956
Now that's a smart answer. I'd probably go for just an Abra, though. Cuter. Not like I'd get my pet into dogfights. Or fuck it.

Those fucking their pets though, they better be lopbunnies (male)

>>29590970
I like dobermans
I also forgot Stoutland existed

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the most adorable thing

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Train every day, get shredded, bro out

jynx cause she thicc

Delphox so I could lick its paws all day

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I'm a frail sickish boy so I'll go with chansey and be forever healthy

Espeon because I love lazy cats

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Typhlosion is best bro.

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She is best pet

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Victreebel
So it can eat me

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>NEW QUESTION YOU FUCKS!
>YOU GET A POKÉMON MOVE AS A SUPER POWER
>WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE!?

>>29590948
Tropius
>can fly me places
>free bananas
>just needs water and sun to survive
can't get much better than that

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>>29590948
>which one
Braixen.
>Why
To fuck....duh. if you are getting a pokemon pet and not sexing it, you are doing it wrong.

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Small and easy to care for.

>>29590988
Definitely what you posted: Transform

>>29590990
>that one image with the really detailed paws
You know the one

>>29590988
I think I actually have a harder time answering this than the original question.

Transform would be cool but maybe a bit overdone. Iunno.

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>>29590988
Trick Room

>>29590988
>not going with a utility move
>not choosing ____ __fly

>>29590948
Ledyba or whatever, because of reasons.

>>29590988
>>29590996
I was going to say Teleport, perhaps Psychic, although that's a good one too. Perhaps Surf, or Dive for surviving underwater without needing to breathe.

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>>29590975
There's plenty others

>>29590993
I don't anon show me

>>29590988
Waterfall so I can swim up a waterfall like it's nothing

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>>29590976

>>29590988
Uh. Metronome.

>>29590988
Teleport

>>29590975
even geodude could be fuckable with enough lube
fuck off

Haunter. The one from the anime that's a happy little motherfucker

>>29591006
I'll take Gengar, the equally happy bro.

Pic related is the only objectively correct answer. Magneton is good too.

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>>29590948
Pic related, because it's a cute salad catdog and would also double as a potted plant ornament

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>>29591008
Fuck forgot pic

Abra

>>29591010
I'd let wobbuffet shadow tag me if you know what I mean

>>29591012
Stealth furry thread, eh? Wew lads.

Anything to fuck

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>>29590948
Ponyta
TO FUCK

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>>29590948
Because he's my eternal best nigga.

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I already have trouble remembering to feed myself, so I don't know if I could trust myself to look after a Pokemon. Unless like, Ghost types don't need to eat. So then Frillish. Male or female, both are super cute.

>>29591015
This is retarded, he is made out of lava.

>>29591015
Should she not be melting/screaming in agonizing pain?

>>29591018
Why don't you get a member of the ghastly family so you can get GHOST BLOWJOBS WOO WOO WOO

>>29591020
You've never been held by a girl have you

>>29591001
Oh yeah I forgot about all those waterfalls you see as you walk around. Jesus Christ, there's no utility in something so fucking limited.

You can control the weather, you can make money appear from nowhere, you can teleport, cause earthquakes and fly (which gets you to the top of a waterfall, dumbshit).

You can literally Guillotine shit. Start a whirlwind. Paralyze, burn and put people to sleep. Create water, fire and other shit.

Hell, toxic spikes. Imagine just dumping some toxic spikes as you leave the subway. That's 1000x better than waterfall, which is literally going fast against a quick, vertical current.

Fuck, bulk up would have more utility. Just walk around and get buffer. You would be Bane. Hyper Voice, you're Black Canary.

For you in particular I would suggest Self-Destruct

What pokemon would be good at video games you think?

>>29590948
Ditto

For fucking

>>29591024
the icecream cone, or whatever other gen 4+ awful mary sue pokemon

>>29591023
Holy fuck, someone got triggered.

>>29590988
Heal Pulse. Heal Bell and those like it could be good too, especially if I could use it to cure cancer and shit.

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>>29591023

You okay there, friend?

>>29590948
Ditto so I can fuck it

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i want to hug it

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>not wanting a fucking golurk
Kill yourselves furfags if you honestly choose beastiality over a giant robot.

>>29591023
Mmmmmn no I think I'm going with Waterfall.

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Free food and transport.

>>29591023
This. Glad someone finally pointed it out.

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>>29591021
They aren't as cute as the Frillishes.

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>>29590988
Swagger

>>29590988
transform so I can be my waifu

>>29591032
That thing doesn't look like a pokemon to me. Belongs on Digimon.

>>29591031
I want to as well, but Stufful hate physical contact.

>tfw a Bewear plush is already confirmed but no Stufful yet

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>>29591039
>talking shit about Golurk

Don't do that

>>29591029
What a semen demon

>>29591032
Golurk is fucking radical, but where would you keep it?

>>29591039
Stop being a nostalgiafag.

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>>29590948
Herdier

>>29591043
My front lawn, no one would even think of robbing my house.

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Slowpoke's retarded expression is pretty adorable, but that's just me

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>>29591044
this. everything is better now. grow up

>>29591033

Props to you for sticking with your guns. Be a champion swimmer you crazy son of a bitch

>>29591041
I talk shit about Digimons. They are the cancer.

Take that shit to the digimon general. We are animal posting here.

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Whimsicott, and name it Scott.
I'd tell him to go money from peoples homes.

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>>29591040
Who cares about what it hates...what is exactly the problem with having your limbs and spinal column broken?

>>29591046
What if some idiot in the government thinks it's a terrorist super weapon and tries to nuke the town?

>>29591048
Oh yeah because muk, voltorb, and diglett are the epitome of great designs.

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Zigzagoon.
>Cute
>Can cuddle
>Could laze around on a nice afternoon with

>>29591024
Rotom

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>>29591051
"no"

>>29591055
you say that and yet they are still way better than the new designs. no i didn't grow up with pokemon either, where is your argument now if not nostalgia? pokemon look retarded now, for every bad gen 1 design there are 8 times more for new games

>>29591022
No, but then I'm not a magma snail either.

>>29591033
WHY NOT JUST DO STOMP? YOU ARE WASTING SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES. UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF AMAZON EXPLORER I DOUBT YOU WILL EVER RUN INTO A WATERFALL, AND EVEN THEN FLY IS BETTER.

CLEAR SMOG AND THEN RUN AROUND CHINA CHARGIN TOP DOLLAR FOR YOUR SERVICES.

FUCKING STAT BOOSTERS MAN. ANY OF THEM.

SKILL SWAP. RUN INTO THE OLYMPICS AND CHAINSWAP SKILLS UNTIL NOBODY HAS AN APPROPRIATE SKILLSET. DO THE SAME FOR ANY SPORTS EVENT AND RIG THE BETTING ODDS IN YOUR FAVOR.

REST. IMAGINE JUST DECIDING TO BE ASLEEP INSTEAD OF THE TURMOIL OF WAITING TIL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD SHUT UP. AND BEING GUARANTEED TO WAKE UP REFRESHED INSTEAD OF A TIRED, SWEATY MESS. YOU CANNOT PASS THAT UP FOR WATERFALL.

DREAM EATER. BASICALLY INCEPTION WITH LESS BULLSHIT. WAY BETTER THAN WATERFALL.

ANY ELECTRIC MOVE ND YOU CAN START YOUR OWN POWER COMPANY WITH A REALLY GOOD BOTTOM LINE.

HURRICANE IS A MOVE. YOU CAN JUST DECIDE THAT THERE IS A HURRICANE. FUCK METEOROLOGISTS, ALTERNATIVELY, YOU COULD BE THE BEST METEOROLOGIST IN THE FUCKING WORLD.

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER AND YOU JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD SWIMMER IN A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES. FUCK YOU.

Based /v/ mods

>>29591075
mod = gods

>>29591075
>mods actually doing something right

nani sore

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>zorua
Cute little fox dog that can transform

>>29591003
>"anon show us your trick'
>Uh s-sure

>anon used metronome
>anon used self destruct

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>>29590948
Umbreon because it's the best Pokémon.

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Shelmet, because they just seem like a cool pet to have.

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>>29590963
>Houndoom

>>29591023
why are you so mad?
imagine seeing a guy swimming like a dog upwards a waterfall like it's nothing, wouldn't that be funny as shit?

>>29591075
What'd they do?

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Any of the moths. They're fluffy and I always wanted a giant moth for a pet

Houndoom, because it's my favorite 'Mon and would be relatively easy to care for. I'd be so sad when it died though. Having a fucking Pokemon for years and then having to say goodbye to it forever would suck the biggest and sweatiest of balls.

>>29590948
Ditto

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>>29590949

Lopunny to beat up everyone

Arceus I have godpowers now gg

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Haven't seen based metal bird yet, although I might've missed it.