Post Pokegirls that have canonically had sex.
>>29590419
faggot
>>29590428
fpbp
>>29590459
I'm triggered
Do pokeboys count, too?
>>29590480
DELET THIS
hilda belongs to hilbert
>>29590419
she fucked n
>>29590419
[citation missing]
>>29590789
>Cynthia: You know, I’m automatically attracted to shota — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a Champion, they let you do it. You can do anything.
>Caitlin: Whatever you want.
>Cynthia: Grab ’em by the dick. You can do anything.
>>29590789
You didn't play BW2?
Professor Oak
>>29590428
first reply best reply
>>29590825
>>29590862
with who? underage as fuck
>>29590858
Apparently you didn't.
Your mom
>>29590419
>>29590825
>>29590891
-Desperate cuck who can't accept his waifu isn't pure
Girls have sex anon. All girls have sex.
>>29590892
>not reading filenames
>>29590892
With me.
>>29591068
Isn't your futa penis too big for Bonnie?
How else do you think she became champion?
>>29590442
>hot as fuck
>two kids
>missing father
>>29590463
fuck off Steven is pure
>>29591150
Damn that's some nice art. There's so little art of my Audrey-Hepburn-copying Pokefu.
>>29591204
>nice
>horribly deformed
Pick one
>>29591293
The sideboob is legit and the ass is wide; can't afford to be picky.
>>29591150
>Ccynthia
By being a skilled and talented trainer. And arguably the srongest champion.
>Diantha
You're probably right there.
>>29591327
She has a trophy for every Lucario she's fucked.
>>29591350
>>29591350
So one trophy then
>>29591322
How would you feel if someone were to redraw an Audrey Hepburn photo with Diantha?So that would leave wonky anatomy out of question
>>29590419
Every game``s Mom. And Norman and Birch
>>29590419
Can't wait for that /ss/ action with Cynthia in the game.
Reason to play as male.
>>29591384
If you're offering a commission that'd be swell.
>>29591405
But what about /ll/?
>>29591405
>Implying Cynthia and Dawn isn't the lesbian couple of the century
>>29591418
I just don't have the time now, but that seems like an interesting idea.
Maybe in a future drawthread
>>29591327
>Le Cynthia is a skilled trainer meme
i wanna die
>>29591445
Nah. Cynthia loves up on Steven and the occasional shota protagonist. Diantha is too much of a shame for Cynthia to even recognize.
cows can't lactate unless they've been knocked up
>>29591448
Not him but I've seen one guy requesting that one pic of Audrey Hepburn as Diantha in multiple drawthreads. Even shittily attempted it myself but would be nice if someone could do a proper job of it.
>>29591477
It's not a meme
Just because you can beat her easily with your evolved starter and a funny mix of 5 other shitmons, it doesn't mean she's not a skilled trainer in the ingame-canon
>>29591477
She's in the top tier of champions, so yes she is a skilled trainer. Or do you also think the likes of Blue, Alder, and Steven got their position by sucking dick?
>>29591492
>Diantha
How did you fuck up this badly
>>29591520
Well, if I do it, I'll post it in the drawthread.
I'll be there more frequently now.I really dig Cynthia and Diantha, too
>>29591526
Why is she better than other champions?
and no being your waifu doesn´t give her
extra points.
>>29591513
>implying whitney has gotten laid
but with who?
>>29591477
>le I beat x hard character easily so that means they must equally be easy to beat for everyone else contrarian meme
>>29591537
She doesn't have enough porn
>>29591605
With humans anyways.
>>29591489
>>29591550
>>29591570
>>29591605
Nobody knows where human eggs come from. It's a great mystery.
>pokegirl thread
>posts pokehag
>>29591588
In her case probably machine-based insemination.
>>29591582
>Why is she better than other champions?
Nobody said that, anonBut you can bet your ass shes better than that one loli
>>29591588
Every single baseball player in the region.
>>29591659
And why not? She's at least 25, so it's highly likely
>>29591676
Only South American forms give birth.
>>29591597
If you think about it every champion got beat by a 10-13 year old, so i don´t think any of them is strong.
I just don´t understand all the Cynthia love, she was OK but this place seems to chimp out everytime someone says something "negative" about her or says they like other champions.
>>29591623
Nigger chicken is so ugly.
>>29591654
You mean focus sash guillotine dragon dance Haxorus and Hydreigon?
Yeah...nope...Iris stole Cynthia's thunder really hard.
>>29591582
She has the best balanced team out of any Champion
>Good variety of typing, have moves to cover weakness (Lucario having Stone Edge to protect from Fire types, Garchomp having Flamethrower for Ice types)
>Good combination of speed offense (Garchomp) and tanky defence (Milotic, Spiritomb)
>team has max IVs
>>29591704
Not really. I'm 27 and never had sex.
>>29590419
It's canon
>>29591736
Well that's not surprising.
Cynthia's an attractive and powerful woman. Not some loser on a Pokemon board
>>29591707
I believe she was the first Champion to have all 31 IV Pokémon, with mixed types to boot. By comparison every other Trainer ingame has 0 IV Pokémon. She was tough even by game standards.
>>29591736
>Admitting this
PPPFFFFFCHHCHCHHCHHCH
>>29591727
>Iris
>stealing anyone's thunder
She was a joke. The Elite 4 was more trouble than her.
>>29591773
All monotype Champions are a joke.
>>29591736
Hi me. 2 more months and 28.
Lost virginity to Calem. Is his waifu.
>>29591676
But nobody has ever seen a human give birth.
>>29591802
You mean that fat dancer guy.
>>29591797
>>29591736
I forget how full of virgins 4chan is.
Lost my virginity at 17, losers
Nearly a hundred replies and no one mentioned Giovanni.
>>29591821
You just know Tierno and Shauna fooled around at a sleepover or something when they were kids and accidentally did some crazy shit.
>>29591830
Good age for it to happen. Lost mine at 21.
>>29591850
I didn't know Giovanni was a Pokegirl!
>>29591850
To be fair nearly everyone is posting waifus. Only guy I've seen posted was Birch
>>29591707
Everyone gets beat 10-13 year olds in-canon, police officers, mobsters, cultists, fucking gods, hell the gym leaders themselves are canonically supposed to be pretty tough and the last line of defense for their respective region.
>>29591582
She is obviously Masuda or another Game Freak's waifu, which is what really matters. She's also one of the few canon Pokedex holders besides the protagonists and most of the rivals and I think the only NPC to have mad IVs outside of battle facilities.
Not sure if I should post Ash
>>29591974
He lost his kiss virginity if that counts
>>29591988
Well, at like 18-9 years after his birth, that's not totally bad. Sex incoming in less than ten years we hope
>>29591988
He lost it to a Legendary Pokémon of all things. That has to be worth something.
>people actually believe this hasn't been fucked senseless countless times
>>29592020
He's like 31
>>29592033
That was the cheek. Doesn't count. But Serena probably took his mouth
>>29591830
Who are you trying to impress kiddo? Here of all places?
>>29592071
Jealous
>>29590854
Make Sinnoh Great Again
>>29592168
You mean
(Re)make Sinnoh Games Again :^)
>>29592116
>3dpd
What a joke. Maybe your friends in Facebook actually find your achievements amusing :^)
>>29592061
I used "birth date" as the start of the anime, not ten years before. I think to remember anime started in late 1997
She's an experienced woman.
>>29592197
We all know that's not gonna happen anytime soon
>>29592421
We all know it's going to be Gen I_
>>29592421
The next games after SM will most likely be on the Switch. And they're not going to start Pokemon on a new system off with fucking remakes. So yes it's still going to be a while.
>>29591405
>your character is short enough to be eye level with Her chest or tummy
M O M M Y
>>29592088
Doctors are a myth.
>>29592321
I'd like to experience her if you get what I'm saying
Hi kids! We fucked your dads! And Norman!
5 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 2
>>29593756
But anon, shes gonna experience you
>>29590419
wait who did Cynthia do it with.
>>29591736
But you're a man.
>>29593885
Me.
>>29593885
Me and my friends.
Pretty much anyone who asks. She doesn't discriminate.
>>29591150
> You will never schmooze elegant gym leaders, four members, and champions at Pokemon League galas
> Things will never get lewder and louder as drinks flow
>>29591537
>Ten pregnancies
I don't buy it. Some of them had to have been like twins or triplets or some shit.
>>29591704
>She's at least 25, so it's highly likely
You... you mean "so it's a certainty", right? You couldn't possibly believe in 25+ year olds who haven't started fucking, could you?
>>29591150
>>29591204
I always felt she was based on Natalie Hershlag
>>29591537
>>29594649
Adoption or it is true, she is not the real mom but a random woman who fucked Flint just a couple of times.
>>29594678
Maybe you cucks.
Someone like her HAS to have been fucked
>>29594678
lol, I'm 27 and haven't gotten past 3rd base. Probably never will!
>>29594773
>cucks
Stop using that word as an insult. Cuckolding is a fetish.
>>29594758
>Doesn't realize females can be drawn without anatomic abnormalities
>>29594802
I don't believe you.
>>29594802
>Magcargo touching Glacion
>No huge cloud of steam as Glacion evaporates
Unrealistic.
>>29594819
>implying being attracted to some guy with a bigger dick fuck your wife isn't pitiful and worthy of insult
>>29594869
I'm not only implying it, I'm outright telling you it isn't worthy of insult. There is absolutely nothing wrong with getting off on two people having sex. One of them being your spouse or not is entirely irrelevant.
If you don't like it because LOL REASONS, kindly go back to /pol/.
>>29592321
what's the deal with Drasna and how old is she? What I've read seems to suggest that she is a middle aged adult, not an old person
>>29594916
Im getting many tumblr vibes from this.
They have been promoting polygamy for a while
>>29592755
>RBY remakes every 10 years
>gen 4 remakes eternally cucked
>>29594916
So you're saying just because someone has a fetish it can't be insulting.
Guess we can't call people goatfuckers or pedos nowcuck
>>29594678
Lol how can you be this ignorant? It's like you live in some cute little bubble world where life is like your sitcoms
>>29590823
Probably Morty
>>29591830
>lost virginity at 17
>thinking that's impressive
>bragging on the internet
>bragging on /vp/
top zozzle
Where did the Cynthia is a pedo meme come from?
Am I forgetting something from DP that suggested she wanted to jump the protagonist's bone?
>>29595893
It was most likely Platinum since she got more involved in the story
>post girls who have canonically had sex
>faggots post girls who aren't the PCs mom
>hurr durr I had sex with Cynthia/chicken-chan/literally any other girl
>but she's experienced, you KNOW she's gotten fucked a bunch lol!
Off yourselves.
>>29591797
Wow are you me? I'm 27 and a virgin too. So 3 of us so far
>>29595028
>One of the worst gens keeps getting remakes
>The absolute worst gen won't ever get remade
It hurts yet I'm relieved.
>>29590567
in the pic you post he's making out with dawn. In this pic that i posted too.
>>29595922
>remakes let you romance Cynthia
I would buy 100 copies.
>>29590463
eayhh
>>29596110
B-but Nintendo wouldn't do that and if they did it would be more comedic than real.
> Pokegirls that have canonically had sex.
Uh, I dare you do find me proof for any of these. (Mom's don't count that's obvious)
>>29591570
>filename
thats dawn's mom, ed boy
>>29593026
You say that as if an HD remake of Red and Blue wouldn't move Switches faster than the Wii and DS at their peak popularity
>>29591570
>filename
>>29596097
I can only imagine how cute that jealous Lucario would be
>>29596232
Was talking about Sinnoh remakes.
Ariana or Lorelei. One of these hoes is Silver's mom.
>>29590915
you tell that to my girlfriend
>no one's fallen for the memes and posted Zinnia
Good job /vp/.
>>29590419
surely these two aren't virgins
Somebody post homemade-kun
>>29591830
> Bragging on /vp/
>>29596452
That ass.
>>29595922
I've seen that picture a long time ago, was this made a few months before platinum?
>>29591150
Sauce?
>>29599199
bumping
>>29595002
She's one of the oldest looking Pokegirls that isn't Agatha tier old. So people exaggerate.
>>29590442
Too flat.
Where's Wicke?
>>29590862
Where's that "moaning contest" comic?
>>29602880
In the >>>/trash/
>>29591537
Imagine what she must have looked like before all that.
>>29594758
A lot of Gynoplasties and Heal Bells.
>>29593026
Right after regaining all their genwunners? Are you mad it's the exact thing they're going to do. In fact i'd be suprised if they'very even made additional plans other than that with how focused they'd be on that very thing.
>>29593783
Shouldnt there be two mom's for gen V, one extra because sequel with new protag?
>>29594678
Nigga you're on 4chan and questioning the existence of permavirgins?
>>29594802
Does this count as guro?
I mean.... 18,000 degrees... This is snuff territory.
>>29594802
Incompatible egg groups.
Gardevoir would dig Mr. Snail though.
>>29591468
>It took this long
I'm disappointed, /vp/, and frankly ashamed
>>29591767
>31 IVs
Everyone say this but I've never seen a single source. Pretty sure it's bullshit.
>>29603153
That's not exactly a new pic. It was probably drawn before BW2.
>>29590419
Lenora is married, so she's probably not a virgin.
>>29602609
It's from Pixiv, so Saucenao should work.
>>29603644
The game does code for enemy trainer IVs, though in the ORAS data mine they seemed to cap at flat 30s. Cynthia probably has straight 30s as well, which would give the same stats as perfect IVs as long as her Pokemon are level 90 or below.
>>29604072
>Cynthia probably has straight 30s as well
She did, I used a code back then to capture her whole team just to check that, straight 30 IVs in every stat.
>>29604072
So, she's like all the other champions then? Because I'm pretty sure IV's are coded based on trainer class rather than individual character.
>>29604597
>So, she's like all the other champions then?
Yeah, probably
>Because I'm pretty sure IV's are coded based on trainer class rather than individual character.
You'd think that, but no.
See http://pastebin.com/dXJ5fyEm
>>29595624
You don't know that for sure.
>>29592421
>>29592359
Oh they're working on the Gen IV remakes, it's just taking a while because they'reprogramming a lot of data...
>>29605126
Interesting. Thanks, anon.
>all gym leaders have 20 across the board
>Tate and Liza have 30, more than the elite four, same as the champion
That's odd, why them?
>>29605400STOP
>>29590823
Himself. That's it.
>>29605540
>That's odd, why them?
Probably because it's a two shitmon team at gym 7. They need all the buffs they can get to be a level-appropriate challenge, especially in a game that has Mega Evolution and a powerful spread move that's super-effective on both Pokemon and is required to reach that point to begin with.
>>29592116
Dude, you're a joke.
>>29605631
Still didn't save them from Surf, though.
>>29594649
Two of them are twins
>>29591623
>She's_eleven_you_sick_fug.jpeg
>>29591830
>17
Ash lost his virginity at 10 when Alain raped him in the Lumiose Conference
>>29590862
Are you that fucking pedo brit?
>>29591728
>implying Serena doesn't use "The Trick"
>>29591830
Yeah, man. I totally believe you.
>>29591623
fixed
>>29590459
well you're not wrong
Most of them?
>>29591830
Your father fucking your ass doesn't count anon
>>29593885
Me as well turns out she doesn't mind niggers
>>29591736
just 3 more years till wizard powers, I believe in you anon
>>29592321
she reminds me of the mom from how to train your dragon 2
>>29612327
Holy shit you're right
Which Pokegirls have done anal?
>>29613182
It's definitely Hilda's preference.
Cynthia when all her other holes are filled.
>>29594916
Go back to your cuck porn.
>>29592060
trust me bro shes a virgin
>>29591830
>it's a 'things that didn't happen' post
>>29613797
Yo? Gimme dat link
>>29590825
Yes, please!
There's no way they didn't fuck.
>>29614646
Me too.
>>29593026
Nah they'll release remakes for the 3DS since it will still be supported while the Switch is new but they'll be starting development on their first Switch game around the same time.
>>29614760
There's no way they didn't fuck.
>>29614760
>>29614902
Nate is gay.
>>29614760
This.
Yancy literally makes a song called "Xtransceiver Love". She clearly wanted his dick, and there's nothing suggesting Nate didn't give it to her.
>>29615585
Delet
>>29615585
BW Preschoolers were the sexiest.
>>29615985
I would ask you why you have that image saved but I guess we both know why.
>>29617192
>not having a folder of hentai quotes from /a/ and/or /h/
>>29591830
17 is late, normies lose it at 15-16. You might not be a perma virgin but you're still obviously a socially retarded loser
>>29594916
Ah yes. Be proud of being a cuck, anon
>>29617416
>a one year difference is late
What? Not that anon but I'm confused. Especially versus all the people admitting to being late 20s virgins
>>29617416
>17 is late
Surely you're joking
>>29591736
Are you a girl? That's only a surprising answer if you're a girl.
>>29592421
>Sinnoh remakes.
>Palmer tells you that a cool new facility is totally coming if you beat his second fight.
>>29617416
I bet you think 6'2" is the average male height too.
>>29614902
Wasn't she pregnant?
>>29618205
Now she is
>>29594916
The thing that frustrates me about cucks is that I know that they know that they should be ashamed. All the excuses, the rationalizing, it's a hoax. Why do they lie to themselves? I hate when people lie to themselves. And it couldn't be more obvious that cucks who claim it's not shameful are lying to themselves.
I know this is the shitposting thread, but now that I think about it do any of the main characters (gym leaders, elite four, champions) throughout the series have canonical significant others or family? Outside your various parents and a couple of the professors, I'm drawing a complete blank. That's kind of creepy how devoid of normal life that is.
>>29620398
The black woman Gym Leader in Gen V had a husband.
I guess if they're not involved in the plot or story there isn't much point in expanding on the Gym Leaders personal lives. They're just a representative of a type specialty.
>>29620398
this guy?
>>29620398
Watson has a wife.
Norman.
Misty was seeing that Rocket Grunt so maybe.
Alder has a grandson so he had to have kids at some point.
>>29590582
>Implying both Hilbert and Hilda don't belong to N
>>29593783
Why is Ash's mom there?
>>29591704
we don't know that for sure though.
No kids, no husband, not even a boyfriend means there's no way to prove that it's canon.
>>29591736
>tfw lost virginity at 17 in high school
>was a huge Pokémon nerd back then and still are
Anyone can get laid, you just need tic follow these steps
1) Be attractive
>>29621664
*to
>>29592060
>literally wears two sets of metal testicles on her head
>they even have one hanging lower like real ones do
>No one seems to notice this
>>29621664
2) don't be a creep
>>29610650
savage
>>29591586
Oh, he's "Battle Bonded" alright...
>>29610650
Here's a burn heal, anon.
You're gonna need it
>>29620546
Canonically, yes.
>>29591830
(You)
>>29620398
Well, Tate and Lisa have themselves...
Cynthia has a mother.
Steven has a father.
Phoebe had a mother( or grandmother, idk)
Byron has Roark
CUTE
U
T
E
>>29594916
LMAO
>cucks, ladies and gentlemen
>>29623535
Are you Implying Tate and Liza have fucked?
>>29594916
Oh cuck off already.
>>29591830
I lost mine at 5It wasn't my choice :,)
>>29617335
tierno is a cuck
>>29626292
All brothers and sisters have had sex before
All of them
>>29607232
underrated post
>>29590419
The player's mum.
>>29617238
this
>>29617536
I am an apache helicopter
>>29590854
0% chance that this hasn't happened
>>29590419
Do you think Oak ever gave Agatha the D?
>>29626937
Yes
Absolutely
>>29614646
>>29614800
Look up Pokemon and Idolmaster
>>29590419
ur mom
>>29591350
if dubs she also watches pokémon porn
if 88 only gay lucario
>>29628637
What?
>>29591197
steven fucks may everyday
>>29628636
A COCONUT GUN
>>29628156
>>29613797
is that supposed to be cynthia as yayoi?
good tastes
>>29596143
is there more? i'm a sucker for custom made 3d art like tat