Why do people like Primarina?

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worst starter ever
At least only autists will use it in PU so I'm won't see this ugly piece of shit in higher tiers

>>29582590
no one likes it. it's the Water Meganium.

those who say they do are either:

>tryhard contrarians
>liars
>waifuvirgins

>>29582590
The same reason why some people dislike it, fucktard. I prefer Incineroar but I'll take Primarina over goddamn Scooby Doo owl over there.

>>29582590
If you're interested just search elsewhere. Or look at the archives. This question has already been answered and we don't need a thread every hour where the shitposters up there show up to start the same shit every time

>>29582590
It's cute, gamefreak did a good job with fairies this gen.

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>>29582590
She's cute.
She has one of the best type combinations in the game.
Good design.
Concept has more complexity which makes for better back story/personality.
She dances.
She sings.

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>>29582713
>Good design

WHY CAN'T I STOP LAFFIN'?

>>29582659
>>29582644

>>29582713
she

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Speaking of Primarina, what's going to be a good nature for it? I think it's going to be bulky offensive or cleric.

>>29582713
This. She's got a very nice backstory.

>>29582763
>She

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>>29582713
This except the backstory bit. The other starters have better descriptions, particularly Incineroar.
Mermaids > Archers and Wrestlers though
Also, seeing kids get mad at it is really entertaining

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>>29582713
That's pretty nice anon, I love the design too! Popplio turned out better than I expected, now I'm struggling with my choice

>>29582590
Because people can actually have different opinions than yours, OP.

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>>29582713
>She's cute.
for furfags

>She has one of the best type combinations in the game.
you kinda of overrate its typing but it's going to be useless anyway

>Good design.
for furfags

>Concept has more complexity which makes for better
literally a sea lion with makeup

>She dances.
>She sings.
she sucks

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>>29582713

>>29582743
We would need to see the stats first, I still have no idea what they'll do with it. Looks like it could be a healer, and it looks like it will be really slow

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>>29582792
Someone's salty

>>29582774
>seeing kids get mad at it is really entertaining
yeah being a furfag really makes you an adult

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>>29582817
Someone has shit taste

>>29582590

Its unique, new, and well balanced with the other two starters. On its own I wouldn't have given it much thought. However you cannot judge things in a void.

>>29582817
sorry anon that's called having different opinions
if you don't like you can avoid them in safe spaces, ok?

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>>29582792
The owl is the one furfags like

>>29582739
Yeah its very funny how mad people are at this starter and can not just get over it

>>29582792
>Implying water/fairy isnt one of the best types in the game
Anon confirmed retarded

>O-only furfags like it
Thats a lie

>She sucks
Not with that type

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Reminder that all Poppomaidfags are furries. All of them need to be purged.

>>29582833

>assuming anyone is a furry meme.

Since when were underage allowed to post here?

Popplio -> Brionne -> Primarina is a much better progression than the other two desu.

I like Incineroar and Decidueye, but their middle evos do not bridge the gap nearly as well.

>>29582855
Is this irony, sarcasm, or plain idiocy?

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>>29582817
>Posts more shitty feminine designs to try and sound condescending

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>>29582812
Agreed, it's going to be slow but that's alright if those BST points go to the right places.

>>29582859
>2 shitposters represent everyone who likes Decidueye

end your life

>>29582859
primarinafags have been posting brionne porn much more than owlfags

>>29582882
This guy gets it.

>>29582590
>why do you like it
>>because *reasons*
>haha your answer is invalid furfag

And there you have it, OP. Kids absolutely despuse anything feminine, but they'll grow up someday. Pretty funny to see them trying so hard to "troll" people who like it, but they just fail miserably

>>29582713
This.

People, we all have our tastes and preferences.

>>29582659
>they picked this overtly feminine starter so they must be virgins

not even close, I just really like the concept. Taste is subjective, anon. Stop assuming such things that everybody is what your autistic logic assumes.

plus I can really see its potential in competitive, this what interests me the most

>>29582882
>Robin Hood was a rich snob who then became an archer and a helper of the poor

nah

>>29582855
Bitching, how? If anything the other anon was more bitchy about my opinion.

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>>29582892
There's no need to be mad anon, it's okay, everyone has different opinions.

>>29582877
yeah act defensively dude
as long as your mother don't see the pictures in your pc it's alright

>>29582909
>guy hates brionne
>guy spams brionne for a day
>"hahaha brionne fans are furfags"
Sure

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>>29582895
I hope so.

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Look at all these furfags

>>29582713
>>29582774
>>29582817
>>29582882
>>29582895
>>29582924
>>29582701

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>>29582931
and he died

>>29582942
My mother respects my privacy. Plus she stays a few hundred miles away from my currebt location.

>>29582959
Does it matter? thats like somone calling you out because you like black dicks

>>29582945
it's not like >>29582859 did exactly the same thing with decidueye fans, right?

>>29582925

>its potential in competitive

Reminder that Azumarill is water/fairy and it's only useful because of belly drum.

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>>29582959
>le furfag meme

Could you come up with something new, this meme doesn't trigger me anymore.

>>29582924
>Actually thinking realizing feminine designs are somehow good as "being mature"
Gender was a mistake

>>29583034
well sorry man
I hope that the fact that it's a irrelevant pokemon with a shitty design doesn't trigger you either

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I said it before and I'll say it again. I'm not into waifubait but Primarina is very attractive. She's gradually turning me into a furry....

How can I stop this?

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>>29583092

>>29583023
>not running choice band

when did you last used Azumarill? 2003?

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>>29583092
It's okay anon, you're allowed to like or dislike what you wish. There's no need to be upset.

>>29583092
>He has to bring down the other designs to boost up his favorites

I love Rowlet, but there's no real reason just to shit on people who like Popplio

>>29583106
>How can I stop this?
just learn how to have a decent taste
primarina is ugly as literal shit

People are just getting upset because they're slowly realizing that the japanese aren't actually sapient.

The Japanese are notorious confabulators; they essentially come up with stories to explain their past actions that are in no way actually connected to a real continued thread of reasoning. If you were to ask a japanese person why they did something, and then presented them with evidence that makes their explanation seem impossible, rather than actually scrutinizing the information they just stare at you blankly because, unlike other humans, they genuinely don't understand how different ideas can effect each other. This is why they're so predisposed to horrible war crimes; they fight according to their basest, most brutal instincts and then come up with justifications later. There's been research on this; 95.7% of Japanese citizens literally can't pass the Turing Test.

This is why Japanese companies give out these bullshit nonsense reasonings for their actions, because they literally base their actions on nothing and construct a story around it later. The REAL reason the gender ratio for starters is mostly male is because they're horribly sexist and think of their coolest strongest heroes as male by default. But they made Primarina the way it is because they think mermaid animal people are sexy and they want to mastrubate to it. And the fact that these ideas they've presented are in direct conflict mean nothing to them, because the Japanese mind is incapable of rational thought or contradiction recognition.

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>>29583106
It's the eyes!

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>>29583137
>Being this autistic
It's like you're not even trying

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>>29582909
I better get started again

>>29583127
>there's no real reason just to shit on people who like Popplio
then blame game freak, not me

>>29582659
Hey Meganium is fun, you get to spam body slam.

>>29583137
Actually the 87.5% gender rate just says the pokemon is a rare species
Why lucario starters fossils eevee and i think zoroark are all 87.5% male rate
Nothing to do with there primary gender

The 75% genders depict the species main gender

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>>29583196
Just chill, anon. It's alright.

>>29582955
E3 footage show's Popplio's highest stats as Defense, Special Defense and Special Attack with Attack and Speed being the worst so it'll probably be a bulky Special Attacker

>>29583241
I resent Meganium's reputation. It's my favorite starter, period. It's cute as hell and has a simple, great design. What is the fucking problem with Meg in this community?

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>>29582959
It's like you don't know where you're at.

How can people not?

>>29583344
It's kind of boring I guess. Though most Gen 2 starters to me are anyway. I still like Meganium though. Also probably the worst starter competitively.

Why do you keep making these threads?

>>29582959
>ask people why they like Pokemon
>people give reasons
>Wow look at dem furries, amirite?
What's the point of this thread? Can you even call this shitposting when its so obvious?

>>29583762
people have different opinions, but this triggers the autist

>>29583137
>people are actually responding seriously to this copypasta
I blame it on only being a day old

Reminder that the people spamming Primarinara threads are false-flaggers trying to get /vp/ to hate it and get its fans to shut up out of guilt by association.

Same tactics that was employed on /v/ for Undertale.

>>29583836
too be fair, that pasta is true

>>29583840
But where do they come from, and where are they going to?

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I like the concept, I'm into Celtic folklore so I jumped on the Selkie idea the moment it leaked. It helps a lot that Popplio was my favorite starter from the get go.

Also its cute.

Why do people dislike it so much? Is it because it is very physically appealing in a feminine way, even if not sexually? Does admitting that they find it beautiful make them wonder if they are gay, since they are so hung up over the gender ratio that they think it is basically 100% male?

>>29583952
>Beautiful

You must have really low standards , anon.

>>29582644
>PU
>with that amazing typing

Are you so butthurt about Primarina that it turned you into a dumbass?

>>29584400

You don't hold the objective standard of beauty. Get over yourself.

>>29583130

Nice meme.

>>29582792
>being so butthurt about someone saying positive about Primarina that you have to project and call them furfags

You are legitimately pathetic.

>>29583092

Wow, someone feels very threatened that it's likely to be the most viable of the three starters that they have to blatantly lie.

29582872

You're not getting my (You) that easily.

>>29582892
>defending an obvious shitpost

wew lad

>>29582792
>literally a sea lion with makeup

Please tell us your favorite Pokemon so we can give it a shallow description too.

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Primarina will love you too if you give it the chance

>>29582590
A bit off topic but can primarina stand? Just curious.

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>>29585682

Yes.

>>29582872
>Doesnt know hp fire
What a shit mum

>>29582590
>I AM MOROSE!
what can ease your boredom sire?
>I desire a mermaid bride!
Captain Crunch from the Ottoman Empire has brought you a mermaid bride.
>SHE IS GORGEOUS!
sire that is a manatee
>just let me get my hand..
Ah geez cmon man dont finger bang the manatee

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>>29582590
ORK?!

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Because she/he is a seal.

The only people that dislike seals are literally Subhumans and Canadians.

>>29585703
I really like their choice with this animation when revealing her special move. Makes primarina look like her source of power is her hair that is usually constrained by those pearls. The way they just float around during the attack is neat too. I actually like all three starters now, despite not being so enthusiastic when the leaks appeared. But the concept of them looking like some furry version of mortal kombat characters makes it hard to dislike them. They could have given them winning animations to make it even more entertaining.

>>29582590
They don't. Prima is just a mememon that everyone loves to make fun of.

>>29588148

[citation needed]

>>29583952
worst fanbase of any new mon. owl and cat fags keep to themselves. primacunts shove their trash tier taste in everyones faces and claim that anyone that doesnt like primarina must be
>a kid
>insecure about their sexuality
>just pretending
>sexist
>butthurt about the gender ratio

when the reality is that its an obnoxious, ugly design with a fucking annoying fanbase.

>>29588230
>implying those things aren't true to an extent

Stay mad over a cartoon seal though.

>>29588244
its faggots like you that annoy me, not a cartoon seal. nice try tho

In my case it's really annoying because I hate Popplio and Brionne, but I like Primarina more than Incineroar and Decidueye. Loved Litten a lot, so it kinda sucks that I came out hating its final evo, which is essentially the epitome of DeviantART furry OC created by a fourteen year old furfag.

It's cute, like in the OP image.

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>>29588230

Yeah, because faggots who need to make shitposting threads with >87.5% male, tranny seal memes, and "people only pretend to like it" aren't even more obnoxious. And I've hardly seen anyone get attacked for merely disliking Primarina. Try looking at the big picture because you're clearly biased.

>>29582713
>She
Fuck off, it's a male

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>>29588230
>>29588259
Hi there, lowercase anon! what a coincidence to meet you here like on every primarina b8 thread. Also;
>I get worked up over a cartoon chinese seal but I don't get worked up over a cartoon chinese seal
What did he mean by this?

#29582590

Because they have shit taste

>>29588594

#? Is this a hashtag? fag

Agree on the shit taste tho

>>29582682
>Scooby Doo owl
What did he mean by this?

#29582590

Because they have good taste

>>29588575
theres 8 of us and we all type like this to make it look like 1 person

>primarina is for furfags
>mucha lucha has 3x as much r34 and owl trowel has twice as much

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>>29588633
Your method of capitalization is much like your taste, not proper.

Didn't know some people here would be so immature over Primarina. Disputing over trivial and frivolous matters.

To answer OP, though, I like Primarina because it's well-designed. You may not like it, but others liking it is beyond your control. To each his own and you gotta respect that.

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>>29588669
>Didn't know some people here would be so immature over Primarina. Disputing over trivial and frivolous matters

>>29582590
She makes my dick hard.

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>>29588633
>Imaginary friends
It's okay, anon! Some kids go through that phase sometime. If you want help, contact your nearest psychiatrist.

>>29583092
If you don't like it then says so block head

>>29588681
Why are you sad, anon?

>>29583876
Hi copyposter

>>29588669
People don't know how to discuss and dispute things here like normal people, comparable to monkeys throwing shit at each other.

>>29582924
>>29583762
This. I'm surprised the thread is still alive

>>29588230
Do you have a brain?
>enters thread asking people why they like it
>people say why they like it
>shitposters call them furries
>people laugh at shitposters
>"waaaah why are primarina fans so mean!? why are they forcing their taste on me? i'm not a kid waaaah"
You're doing exactly the same thing anon. Yes, it's almost guaranteed that you're a kid, no adult would act like that just because they don't like something and other people do

>>29588747
And you end up buried in shit because that's how things are supposed to be

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I hope its all over OU so you kill yourself from seeing it all the time

I wished it looked more like OP's picture

>>29582590

Primarina has perfect design while Popplio and Brionne has ugly design.

>>29582713
>She sings

>Can't even handle arid environments
>If its throat's fucked, it can barely do shit as well except dance and flop about

f r a i l s h i t

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>>29588969
I would like it to be more like it is here.

>>29589431
like any other water pokemon would in an arid environment

>>29589463
I would love a Primarina like this, not the ugly thin thing we ended with

>>29589584
I like the actual one, but it would definitely be a lot better with more meat to it.

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>>29588230
>owl and cat fags keep to themselves

>>29589584

Fatty detected.

>>29589463
im pretty sure its skinny because of its basis on mermaids. I don't think ive ever seen a fat mermaid in either media or folklore

>>29589584

I don't see the problem with how slender the orginal design is, honestly.

>>29589859
Zoro pls

Anti-Primarina threads are more cancerous than Primarina threads tbqh

It's been a while since I've seen a Primarina thread that isn't made by the same autist that has a hateboner for the thing.

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>>29589584
>>29589463
>wanting it to be fatter so people can insist even more that it's catering to Tumblr

>>29589859
Ever heard of Ursula from the little mermaid?

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>>29589859
>>29589866

>>29589921
wasnt she like a weird ass octomaid? i dont think that applies

>>29589935
damn i forgot about the old fat mermaid at water 7. i guess its more of the concept of mermaids being seen as mostly skinny and pretty, despite the few outliers like granny mermaid

>>29582940
This is /vp/, people is angry no matter what your opinion is. Also, don't post fakemon pls

>>29589584

Some people already have a hard time seeing Primarina as graceful and want to take things literally by saying "it's just a seal with makeup and accessories slapped on". Making it fatter would ruin the point of its design IMO.

>>29589386
>People trashing Popplio and yet singing high praises over Primarina
>Calling the line the "ugly duckling" line, implying that Popplio was/is ugly

s h a l l o w

>>29589431

Like any of this flavor text means anything in the actual games. And by your logic, Charizard is frail too because it's screwed if the fire on its tail goes out.

>>29589431
>a Pokemon getting tired makes it weak

Ebin.

>>29589909
I doubt it's one person. Primarina just isn't very popular, MUCH MUCH less so than the other starters. Pretty much no one is choosing it as a starter.

>>29590880

[citation needed]

Mods, please archive this thread already. It's gotten more cancerous than actual Primarina threads.

God. You trolls just prove how immature and childish you can get.

>>29590880
Just about 24% but their threads usually work out just fine, and the mods delete the ferrothorn pic quickly.
Incineroar's fanbase is way more vocal but only holds 26%, but they have enough memes to fill threads.
Deucideye holds 49%, and they do like to be assholes in every other thread, but the autism of questioning the typing haunts almost every one of their threads, so they had like 2 full threads at most.
Numbers rounded, of course.

>>29591077
See >>29584776
You can probably count the people who like it on one hand. Out of over 100 posts.

>>29590880
It's pretty squarely in the middle. Incineroar is the most popular in Japan with Decidueye the least, with the order the other way around in the English speaking fanbase.

>>29591194
>/vp/ thread that not even the entire userbase participated in represents the entire Pokemon fanbase

Wew lad, good meme

>>29591186
Where are these percentages from?

more importantly, why are you faggots, furfags, pokefuckers still keeping this thread alive?

>>29591186
9/10 Popplio/Primarina threads are shitting on it. And also see >>29591194

>>29591203
I guarantee Incineroar is more popular than Primarina by a large margin. Again, see above. Also no, Decidueye is easily the most popular, possibly THE most popular ever.

>>29591233
It's a large sample size. And it isn't just /vp/. No one anywhere likes Primarina. It's probably the most hated starter there has ever been.

>>29591525
you clearly weren't here for Wottergate

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>>29591525
>9/10 Popplio/Primarina threads are shitting on it.

By your logic, Decidueye is hated too because of all the constant threads bitching about how it's a Ghost-type.

>No one anywhere likes Primarina. It's probably the most hated starter there has ever been.

This is so blatantly false, I don't know where to start.

>>29582644
>Water-Fairy
>Starter BST
>PU

Sadly that won't be the case, At worst, I'm expecting it to be at the lower end of UU but it'll probably be close to high UU or even OU based on its movepool, so you'll encounter the trannyseal a lot soon.

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>>29582590
because most people on this board look like pic related and don't get pussy, so they fantasize about what they can do with Primarina

>>29588454
liar, she's already the enxt goodra.

>>29582644
>PU
smogonfag detected

>>29591525
>Thread on /vp/ that didn't include the entire board's userbase, let alone the entire fandom
>Large sample size

Again, good meme

>>29592856
>all this projection

>>29583137
you're right how could I not have seen it all this time!

I have to call everyone and let them know

>>29593056
(You)= Salty because you're a neckbeard virgin with a closet full of popmaid posters right next you your fedora collection

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It doesn't matter how shit it is now. Its legion of waifufag fans will make sure Game Freak buffs it until it gets a Mega Primal Complete Ash form with Huge Power.

>>29593735
>implying there isn't porn of Voltorb, Klink and Doublade

>>29593795

7 results on paheal for Doublade. 3 for Voltorb. 2,321 for Charizard, 4,171 for Lucario.

>>29593735
It's almost like most people prefer their collectable monsters to not be animated objects

>>29593275
It doesn't even have legs. How am I supposed to fap to this as a leg man?

>>29594108
>implying furries are people

>Originally liked Rowlett the best, it just seemed too cute, it was instinctive even
>But then grew to like Popplio, I was originally unappealed by it due to it looking too proud and for some reason, that seemed like forewarning to something I might not like although I wasn't sure what it would become
>People went on to make protection squads for whatever reason, but it's really just a design, not a living breathing creature
>Maybe it won't be so bad to pick it just to experiment with a Water starter

>Primarina happens
>Now everyone calls it a now beautiful creature, of which I can barely relate, how the line has a ugly duckling story, calling everyone who hated it to deal with it, etcetera
>I feel like I'm forcing myself too much to like it

I'll just go with the owl, we both have hoodies and it looks fluffy.

>>29594334
Nice blog faggot

>>29594169
wait until artists give it legs

>>29582590
How about people start worrying about their own asses and stop focusing what everyone else likes or not

>>29594367
Some have, and it ruins the point of the design. I like this thing because it looks cute and has nice thematic progression and integration. If I wanted to fap to a Pokemon there are a lot who are more suitable to that sort of thing.

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Can we just go ahead and skip to the real point.

You want to fuck this seal don't you.
I do, too.

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>>29595027

No, I'm not a horny sailor, like 60% of the Primarina fanbase is.

>When you want Primarina to have more than just fan art that depicts it as "definitely a girl" and "so elegant and pretty"
>You're already getting tired of its design because no one bothers drawing it doing something interesting besides looking pretty and seducing the other starters

I guess that's what happens when your design is even slightly feminine. I've yet to find Primarina fan art that shows her using her voice to move bubbles for instance or showing her doing acrobatics on top of bubbles.

>>29595155
>60%
Try 90.
So instead of being a pervert, you're a faggot. Primarina is built for sex, friend.

>>29595155
>You're already getting tired of its design because no one bothers drawing it doing something interesting
Well it's the opposite with Incineroar, the fanart makes look better and they usually fix its atrocious hands.
But its sucks for Primarina. haha

>>29595189

Well excuse me if I'm not interested. Won't stop you from rubbing your stick to her.

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I honestly love all the starters final evolutions, but I particularly love Primarina because it has a really nice color palette and I like mermaids. Popplio looks like shit but Brionne and Primarina are very nice and unique.

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Its strange how people are so out of touch that they believe nobody can like a cartoon mermaid seal without wanting to put their dicks in it.

>>29595516
Not when you post about it on 4chan, no. This isn't talking about pokemon down at the water cooler at work or some shit. Though I wonder if my coworker realizes I want to fuck that seal. Hmm.

>>29595516
show me 1 (one) Primarina thread on this board that isn't a waifuposting imagedump of "hehe l-lewd right guys"

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It smiles.

>>29595596
what a qt

>>29583336
Apparently it has a low HP so I wouldn't count it as bulky.

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>>29595581

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29472006/#q29472006

Here's a Primarina thread that reached image limit with very little to no waifufaggotry. I know this because I made the thread.

>>29582659
I like both Maganium and Primarina as some of my all time favorite starters.

But I'm also very very gay