Say What?

preorders on the eshop maybe

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>>29579420
Habbening?

We probably get the encTitlekey, but not the seeddb; still useless

>>29579420
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Good timing Scires

You don't need to post every tweet dataminers make, not everything is a habbening

SOMEONE DUMP THE TITLE KEYS

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Confirmed.

Probably encrypted though until the 18th. RIP.

>>29579735
Encryptions can be undone.

>>29579794
With the key, yes.

>>29579420
why don't you dataminer dickrickers just get a twitter and ask them directly

>Cyber or physical defense for anything that actually matters? Tapu Lele.
>Cyber defense in a children's game? Practically impossible to crack, even with all the time and computers in the world!

Whoever designed this universe is a real sadist.

>>29579794
My arm9 3ds is an American 3ds, so even if they are decrypted (and they won't be given the insane amount of possibilities), I'm still screwed for 17 more days.

>>29579860
What's a "dickricker?"

>>29579866
Legitimately the easiest way to crack it is to fucking hack nintendo and steal the key.

>>29579894
whoops i meant dickrider

>>29579794
nice meme

>>29579890
explain to me how and why regions matter with 9loadingbricks

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>>29579804

Considering we got full art of the starter evos half a year in advance, how hard would it really be to just steal the key?

>>29579993
Forty gorillion years anon

Like, can anyone explain to me what is the point of prepurchasing a digital release? I mean, I can still just fucking buy it the day it comes out.

>>29580036
Steal, not calculate.
Realistically only the eshop sysadmins could do that. That's a pool of 30 people at most.

>>29580056
Servers usually shit themselves on release day. It's so you can download the game in advance and start playing at midnight.

>>29580056
You can download the game right now and skip the wait when the actual release date comes.

>>29580080
Cool anon, legit thank you. Seems a good enough reason I guess.

>>29580036

I meant from Nintendo, instead of trying to guess it.

Seriously, everyone and their mom's grandma has been making SM confidentially look like a joke. The title key and seed are probably hidden in some image on Nintendo's front page.

>>29580120
We have the title key now!
All we need is the seed.

>>29579890
why do people act like it's a possibility that they could be decrypted even though it's 'technically' true. It's just misleading the people who are computer illiterate.

>>29580140
We do?

>>29580143
>not having your own quantum computer
Enjoy the wait while I'm here playing SM.

>>29580222
Yes, that's how predownloads work.
You get the titlekey but not the seed. The seed is released on release day.

>>29580251
I knew that, but from your post I thought someone had already decrypted it.

>>29580056
It's so I don't have to wait God knows how long at midnight when the game releases.

Which is fine by me, Nintendo's getting my money four times (four games between me and spouse). Just means I don't have to feel guilty when we get the .cia early.

>>29580251
Well, the seed is 128 digits long right? Someone start dedicating computers to computing and trying to brute force the seed.

>>29580140
K awesome. Post pokegirls, you'll get it within 5 minutes

>>29579943
It doesn't. The moment we get the .cia I'll be playing on my American 3ds. I just can't play the copy I purchased >>29579735
on my Japanese 3ds until the 18th, as I don't have the exploit on that console.

>>29580329
See you in about 4 quadrillion years.

>>29580329
2^128 is 340282366920938463463374607431768211456
at 1000 keys/second thats 10000000000000000000000000000 years to crack it

>>29580329
I'll try and find time to squeeze in a few hundred octillion years of computing time on my government supercomputer within the next week for you senpai.

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>>29580279
good goy

Current possible ways to get the seed early:

1. Brute force it. Theoretically possible but astronomically unlikely.
2. Just steal it from Nintendo. That's probably a serious crime that could get your ass in court if you don't cover your tracks well.
3. Same as option 1, but we try to divine the seed by appealing to Kek and using meme magic.

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>>29580382
That's only if it's the very last one. Just wait there and I'll prove you wrong.

>>29580409
>option 3
Get this man something dank

>>29580417
Even if it's in the first .000000000000000000000001% of that list, you'll be dead before we get the seed through brute force.

>>29580379
If every computer was Watson, could run with no stops and no overlap.
See you in the Imperium, citizen.

>>29580409
This is what I'm talking about though, option 1 isn't even a possibility. It's as possible as walking though a solid brick wall. While technically, there is a chance you could do it, you won't.

>>29580382
>Only 1000 key/second
>Using only one processor

>>29580394
Being stingy and not paying for shit is the jew thing.

Where is the titlekey?
I know we still need the seed

>>29580741
I ate those titlekey
Also I though we already got the seed. Unless I was mistaken for the extkey thing

Do we have anyone with access to some kind of quantum supercomputer to bruteforce that key?

>>29579478
So... We could predownload the game now and then just inject the seeddb once it's out?

>>29581046
anyone out there with access to a quantum computer (which may or may not even exist yet) probably has better things to do than release a pokemon game 18 days early

>>29581046
Even with a thousand supercomputers running at the same time, you're still looking at quadrillions of years.

>>29581152
Technically, yes

>>29579993
Much harder than just stealing a cartridge and go from there.

>>29581162
>>29581174
Someone call NCIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

>>29581229
this is exactly what someone with minimal knowledge of how computers work think hacking looks like lol. and the actors are basically just saying words they don't understand while pretending to be concerned

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>>29580409
Meme magic always prevails

>>29581229
Almost as bad as that CSI CYBER bullshit.