Why is this allowed

>>29563602
You Balliofags haven't mass suicided yet?

gamefreak has to pander to the female audience too
>inb4 b-but poplio huur duur a-and litten grew up to be hurrrrr duurrr hurr

>>29563602
We assumed a clown seal but it wasn't a clown seal it was a tranny mermaid

>>29563602
Because what you expected is a fucking disgusting freak of nature who probably can't even swim with those tiny ass flipper and big cone fucking head jesus christ that thing is horrifying

Don't bully Brionne. It already looks like it's about to burst into tears at any moment.

>>29563602
I WANT MY CLOWN BACK

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>>29563602
>implying that eyesore in the middle isn't the most disgusting abortion of a fakemon the world has ever seen
Brionne is 87.5% male. There is no reason why it should be wearing a frilly top like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl. If you use a male Brionne, you’d better be ready to give up your man card because you are either [1] a gay, or [2] a girl, and I honestly don’t know which is worse. Gay girls are fine, though, of course, since they’re hot.
During my first run of Pokémon Y, I picked a male Fennekin without knowing what its evolutions looked like. When it evolved into Braixen I immediately went into a coma. After I woke up, the doctor said I had lost 80% of my brain function, but I didn’t care or understand what she (a woman doctor!) said. Now I draw pictures of boobs and virginias for three hours every day to try to regain my manhood.
I decided to try to fix Brionne and make it more masculine. Now it is powerful. You might be wondering about Brionne having a 12.5% chance to be female, but I think this design would be appropriate for women, too. I saw a lady wearing pants yesterday and I still got turned on—I think that proves my point.
I just wish Pokémon would follow nature more closely like I do. You don’t see any male poodles or peacocks, do you? Any female pit bulls or sharks? No. If animals have to follow the natural gender roles I made up, then so do Pokémon.

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>>29563672
>trying this hard
>being this much of an autistic fag

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>>29563672
God damn you every fucking time i read this shit i loose my sides i needed them you dick
>>29563702
>Not understanding the joke this fucking hard
>Not even reading the fucking green to begin with
HOLY FUCK THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF FUCKING AUTISM

>>29563602
I don't know, that's a good question. Why IS it allowed for people to expect such dogshit and then complain when we actually get something decent?

>>29563702
>The joke
>Your head
Seriously if the phrase "like a girl who went to some girl store to buy a girl top like a girl" wasn't enough to tip you off, then there is no hope left for you.

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>>29563672

>>29563602
>Expecting a good looking water starter
You never learn, do you?

>>29563616
I love the idea that anyone "trained" anything at this point.

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>>29563736
>good looking water starter

>>29563626
>>29563667
Only a small minority likes fucking clowns
Clowns are hated worldwide
Trannies are the hip new trend nowadays
It's 2016

>>29563784
Greninja has always looked like shit.

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>>29563847
Nice bait/10

>>29563730
Ahoy, Anon! Who be 'tis semen wretch?

>>29563922
Toxicroak has always looked as shit as the other toadmons

I,for one, never saw any fucking clown, or even circus. Only aquarium seal.

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>>29563736
>not picking water
I'd like to disagree but yeah last gens kinda ruined them

>>29563602
So you expected them to copy the nose remove the white and stick it on its head? Geez you have low expectations.

Your stupid rapist clown Pokemon wasn't going to happen. It was never going to happen. Get over it.

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>>29563602
Because she's cute.

>>29564076
I only really liked up to Swampert and all those after either looked dumb or I simply just didn't want to use.

Thia is the first gen I'm actually really interested in, I live Primarinas design and typing. I love fairy and I'm glad they didn't go full fairy with its design like with other pokemon, siren pokemon was a superb idea.

>>29563602
The design you expected looks retarded. That's your fault, anon.

>>29563938
Lana Rain, mind though that the video is kinda disappointing.

When do we mass-cull the balltistics?

Both kinda look like a ballerina and a ballet boy counterpart.

>>29563832
>Clowns become the new "zombies" trend
>Pop idol/stars and divas are the new clowns

makes sense

>>29563602
Ballio is trash

>>29563784
>"someone says that water starters don't look good, I will show him!"
>posts a hideous version of a good water starter
Fuck you and fuck your family for raising an abomination that thinks that Ash-Greninja is a better design than based Greninja.

I've had it with these fucking Balliofags. Get your guns, men, we're going cuckhunting.

>>29563602
As much as I like Brionne, Gigglio actually looks like a second evo for Popplio, since Brionne always seemed like a prevo to me desu