Enjoy your drag queen, Primarina fans.

>>29561167
mad because you can't rock drag like popplio and are a single bitch

>>29561167
>implying I won't soft reset for a shiny female popplio for weeks
What do you take me for? A faggot? Fuck off.

thanks anon! I hope you enjoy your barakitty and\or edgyowl also
:^)

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>>29561167
I really hope GF redeem its mistakes and invert the gender ratio for fennekin and popplio

have they shown a male bounsweet yet?

>>29561167
>lv 16
>not evolved
>male popplios don't evolve
That's better than a male primarina

>no proof of male bounsweet

Lame

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>>29561273
Hey, Decidueye its edgy, but its cool kind, not retard kind like Shadow.

>>29561167
I wasn't expecting anything
> and yet I was still disappointed

>>29561223
How boring to be doing that instead of enjoying the game

>>29561167
I don't even have a problem with Male Primarinas but I'm still gonna soft reset so I can name my Primarina after Cure Mermaid.

>>29561364
I'll be playing the other version, on my n3ds, while resetting the other one on my o3ds.

>>29561167
Don't worry I will

You understand that you don't fuck your pokemon right, OP?

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>>29561536
mah nigga

>>29561167
10% trash
20% I'll bail
12.5% chance of female
7.5% in RU
50% it be lame
And a 100% reason to box your starter this game

>>29561803
Hilarious.

>>29561167
Thanks! Will do.

>>29561803
Wow anon! great post! Everyone Upvote le funny meemee!

>>29561850
Don't be silly, 4Chan doesn't have an upvote function yet

>>29561922
rats! guess you should go back to /r/eddit while you wait for 4chan to get one.

>>29561991
But I don't like reddit

>>29561167
I will enjoy my sexy as fuck drag queen seal that goes into maximum bworkdrive every ten seconds thank you very much

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>>29561167
sure i will love it!
>>29561803
stay mad.

>>29561167
I don't fap to sea lions and I don't fap to mermaids. I'm picking Popplio out of principle, nothing more.

Enjoy your drag king, Incineroar and Decidueye fans.

(This is a two-way street.)

>>29561167

Ok :)

What's with all the gay bashing on this board, hell, this franchise, Pokemon, one of the most accepting video game franchises?

>>29561167
>Implying I can't change my Popplio's gender from male to female on PkHex

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>>29561167

Did our Queen touch you in a way that mad you feel uncomfortable Oni-Chan?

>>29561325
Its very likely going to be female only due to info of its evolved forms.

>>29561651
This. Its okay to be thrown off by how feminine it is, but to act as if its not a cool as fuck pokemon because of it is ridiculous.

>>29561167

thanks hunty i will

>>29561167
I wouldnt hate gamefreak for this decision. For all we know even in the pokeworld trainers tend to stay away from male popplio.

WHO "Soft reset until you get a female" HERE?

>>29561803
>RU
lol

>>29563154
I guarantee that anon is the Venusaur shitposter from last couple of threads

>>29561167
i love drag queens and traps so this is a win for me

>>29561273
what in the living fuck about decidueye is edgy??

>>29563245
muh quick as lightning shadow sniper

what about it isnt edgy.

>>29563245
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths arrow*
Heh, nothing personnel kid, you shouldn't have messed with a ghost type.
*shoots you*
*disappears into the shadows*

>>29563311
>using buzzwords

>>29561223
I'm resetting for a female.

I wanted a good nature too but fuck it, that will take a shit ton of time if the gender ratio is the usual starter fare.

>>29563370
>using "buzzword" as a buzzword

10/10

>>29563245
>has exaggerated speed
>a hood
>ghost type
>sniper
>heh nothing personal kid

screams edgy, but ill still use it

>>29563394
>being actually retarded

>>29561803
You're a faggot, but god damn did you make me laugh fuck me

>>29563608
just for (you)

>>29561167
>one of the best typings in the game
>great stat spread
I will, thanks

>Graceful performer
>can be male
Primarina is perfect OP

>>29563669
When did the stats come out for them?

>>29561167
>implying everyone and their mother isn't gonna SR for a female
Male Popplio will be hunted down and killed, leaving only female Popplio.

>>29563709
Just like Goo.dra right?

>>29563720
Oh my god, are we now all going to become f.emale G.oo.dra fag?

>>29563709
Just like Delphox, right ?

>>29563755
Delphox was a fire wizard, so I'm fine with it being male. Literally everything about Primarina is female, so female it shall be.

>>29563689
We know popplios stats from e3.

>>29563689
We know that Popplio is a pretty minmaxed Special tank (like, less Attack than Bulbasaur) based on E3 footage

>>29563755
at least delphox you can argue it's just a wizard in robes. Primarina is so undeniably female it hurts.

>>29563833

But the countless starters that are "undeniably male" are just fine :^)

>>29563877
Considering starters have a much higher chance of being male, yes, you faggot.

>>29563877
>inb4 gender ratios so it's fine

>>29563877
>But the countless starters that are "undeniably male" are just fine :^)

None of them look overly male except Incineroar and MAYBE Samurott. And at least then I don't have to SR for a 1/8 chance.

>>29563900
Starters are literally only 7/8 male to keep them rare

>>29563931
How does this translate in canon? That they are rare because 7/8 of them are male?

>>29563909
>MAYBE samurott
It has a moustache and beard. Its manly as fuck.
in fact so do emboar and chesnaught.

>>29563953
No, they're supposed to be from other regions IIRC

The 7/8 male thing is to force them to be rare among players, but it's never mattered because Ditto exists

>>29563969
So do actual sea lions. But I know actual sea lions don't have fucking girly hair and pearls and star accessories

>in fact so do emboar and chesnaught.
Emboar is just random fire coming out and on Chesnaught it's just fur.

>>29563991
Ditto is usually a late game mon from what I remember, so by the time you get it it will be a hassle to train your newly born starter baby up to your current team's level

>>29563991
What other regions? I don't see much evidence of that since Eevee exists and such. I'm just kind of wondering if there's a story reason for them being almost all male.

>>29563994
Venusaurfag-kun, don't you get tired of being retarded? How mad will you be when the games come out?
You're the saltiest Shitposter on this board, kek.

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>>29561167
>implying
As if GF would show off everything before the final release

>>29564068
>Venusaurfag-kun

Who?

>>29564075
The venusaurfag is the shitposter spamming all the Primarina threads, how new are you?

>>29564050
I don't think there is

>>29564090
>venusaurfag is the shitposter

who? are you one of those /padt/fags who blame everything on stale or bui?

>how new are you?
is 6 years new?

>>29564105
No, the shitposter once said that people that dislikes venusaur have shit taste and that's why the primarina autist is also known as the venusaurfag lol

>>29564050
I think it's just that vast majority of players is male, and they want your "best bro" have high chance to be male too, to bond and stuff. i mean, as a kid i would have hated a female starter— girls have cooties, right?

>>29564229
You were a pretty retarded kid, then

>>29564239
Yes, like 99,9% of the kids. Back when sjw didn't exist, boys played in dirt and were told to not cry. Girls used to bully themselves by making one target be avoided by all of them, and we thought it was mean and evil.

I suddenly feel old.

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>>29564229
It's literally a game mechanic so your starter is more unique and you don't breed copies of it (since Ditto is usually later in the game when they introduced genders).

If it had a higher chance of female, it would be easier to breed and thus less unique, but since Wonder Trade is a thing these days, there's literally no point for the gender ratio stuff for starters anymore. But since GF is into tradition, they probably didn't think this through.

But then again, there was the video with Z moves where the starters presented were all shown to be female.

Every idiot who cries about the starters' gender ratio doesn't know jack shit about this reasoning behind it.

Been going to an all-girls school and Pokémon has been popular among girls since I was a kid, so you're just an idiot.

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>>29564325
>Back when sjw didn't exist

The cringe is real.

>>29564367
When i was a kid, pokemon didn't exist. This just invalidate all of your crap opinion: you've been born in sjw-infested today western society, where boys are made to wear a skirt "to know how it feels" and aren't lectured from parents if they want to play with dolls. Consider japanese people are still like that, they want males to grow up catching bugs and females to be a perfect doll princess. And GF/Ninteneo cater to Japan needs.

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>>29564425

I'm 24. Also what is this "SJW" buzzword shit neckbeards throw around constantly. Like, what the fuck?

Why are you so mad about "boys in skirts"?
Did your uncle molest you while forcing you into a skirt or something? Did you get rejected by a girl for being a manlet? You're so insecure about this, it's cringey as fuck.

Japan is full of repressed fetishists. See CJD as an example. P.S. you talk like a retard. Sit your ass down lol. You're trying to talk politics in a board that discusses a video game about magical creatures beating the shit out of each other.

>>29564325
>Back when sjw didn't exist,

The 50s?

>>29564485
I think you may be lost. Tumblr is that way >>>

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>>29564485
>I'm 24. Also what is this "SJW" buzzword

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>>29564505
>lost argument
>"G-g-go back to tumblr, SJWs!!!!"

Nice bait, fag.

>>29564529

Calm down, neckbeard.

>>29564556
>lost argument
>Why are you so mad about "boys in skirts"?

yeah, sure~

>>29564556
Nah he's right, anyone liking Popplio+ should go back to Tumblr lol

>>29564582
Do you live in Europe or some shit?

>>29564607
Yes, southern Europe

>>29563333
fuck hahahaha

>>29561922
(You)s = upvotes
Here's a (You)

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>>29561167
What makes you think I won't enjoy my drag queen Primarina that I'm going to nickname Priscilla?

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>>29561167
>Enjoy your drag queen
I have no problem

>People that are going to soft reset for a female
>People that are going to soft reset for a female with good IV/nature

may god bless their souls and give them the luck to overcome the 87.5 to 12.5 ratio because fucking wow

if people feel the need to soft reset in the first place for a female, then there's definitely something wrong with the final evo's design

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

>>29561167
I will.

>>29563245
Nothing, /vp/ is just retarded and doesn't know how owls behave.
Plus it's Ghost type so
>hehe shadows and death xDD

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Cutest drag queen!

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>>29566714
I don't feel the need to soft reset for a female. And I won't feel the need to soft reset for a male incineroar.

>>29566714

It's not the design's fault that people have autism and completely miss the point as to why starters are 87.5% male in the first place.

>>29566872
This. Also IV/Natures don't matter during the story, you can just breed a good popplio after you've finished the game.

>>29566714
I once got a Female+HA Snivy in Blaze Black.T'was fun trolling my rival's Tepig into giving me +4 defense and making me invulnerable to his attacks.

>>29566872
It kind of is the design's fault actually, since the artists designed it that way with full knowledge of the gender ratio.

>>29566930
>design a literal grass/flying
>slap ghost type on it
>designers clearly know what they were doing
A normal day at GameFreak HQ

>>29566930

The point of that ratio is to keep one of a kind Pokemon like starters, Eevee, fosslis, etc. rare. Nothing else.

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>>29561167
Gladly.

>>29563002
That's gay.

>>29567252
Doesn't change that the designers know they are creating a pokemon that's gonna be mostly male.

>>29567334

Does Glaceon and Sylveon being mostly male bother you too?

>>29567348
I never said it did, but that they would design a pokemon to be overly feminine knowing it's gonna be mostly male means they are doing so intentionally. Likely a fetish for traps.

>>29567373
Or they just don't care.

>>29567373
Or they don't give a fuck because they don't have crippling OCD.

thanks I will because it makes no difference to gameplay