Dispute this, /vp/

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I don't understand

>>29560510
You're an idiot

>>29560510

Those are huge fucking stretches..

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>>29560510
>there a people who believe this

>>29560510
Charmander is a red squrtle without a shell

>>29560510
Gen 1 was a mistake.

>>29560510
>Sp.attack and speed based Salamander + Defense based Turtle = Physical tank Alligator
>Special tank frog/lizard + Sp.attack and speed based Salamander = Special sweeper Snake
>Defense based Turtle + special tank Frog/lizard= Special sweeper Frog
>Special tank Frog/Lizard = physical tank Tortoise
Are you high?

>>29560651

DELETE THIS

Dumb thread and dumb article

>>29560681
OP is probably braindead

>>29560725
I think braindead is too polite of a term.

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>>29560510
>the best spin off games were inspired by the first generation of pokemon

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>>29560510
>ywn be paid to shitpost

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>>29560510
>7. PIKACHU!

It's more like this, all starters are based on reptiles
>Charmander, Mudkip
Salamander (the "Fools' Reptile")
>Squirtle, Turtwig
Turtle
>Bulbasaur, Chikorita
Dinosaur
>Totodile
Alligator
>Cyndaquil
Echidna (The "Reptilian Mammal")
>Treecko
Gecko
>Torchic
Based on the 波山, a fire-breathing fowl which is essentially a dragon
>Snivy
Snake
>Froakie
Frog (also a "Fools' Reptile")
>Popplio
Seal (often called the "Lizard of the Sea")

I think I have proven my point. Also have you never noticed how all starters are strong in at least one of these stats? (Attack, S. Attack, Defense, S. Defense, Speed)

>>29561210
Reminder that birds are forever trapped in the taxonomic clade "Dinosaur"
It's inarguable without redefining dinosaur.

>Search "Misty"
Misty everywhere
>Search "Serena"
Famous athlete Serena williams
Keep trying hinata fags

>>29561210
Everything to me is now the "Lizard of x"
Birds? Lizards of the sky
Cats? Lizards of the fur
Cockroachs? Exoskeletal lizards

>>29560510
>Bulbasaur = Turtwig

I hope that article is satirical.

>>29560510
>#1 Episode of Pokemon
>Island of the Giant Pokemon
>these shitty ass reasons for liking episodes

Disgusting.

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>"Red n Blue r the only games that matter lol, itz not nostalgia!!!"
>"These five specific pokémon are ugly so they are all ugly"
>Plant type
>Pikachu!!
>"Other gens suck cuz these cards from the very beginning of the franchise during pokemania are the most valuable!!"
>"LOL all new starters are all copies of gen 1 charmander n squirtle n bulbasaur"
>Doesn't show Fennekin, Chespin, Chimchar, ect.

What is this garbage? You get paid to shitpost?

>>29561210
A more complete explanation:

Bulbasaur: Plant Lizard
Charmander: Flame Lizard
Squirtle: Shell Lizard
Chikorita: Bean Lizard
Cyndaquil: Egg Lizard
Totodile: Florida Lizard
Treecko: Tree Lizard
Torchic: Dinosaur Lizard
Mudkip: Dirty Lizard
Turtwig: Biome Lizard
Chimchar: Human Lizard
Piplup: Arctic Lizard
Snivy: Original Sin Lizard
Tepig: Spoink Lizard
Oshowat: M. Night Shyamalan Lizard
Chespin: Chestnut Lizard
Fennekin: Furry Lizard
Froakie: Sm4sh Lizard
Rowlet: Orb Lizard
Litten: Stone Cold Lizard
Popplio: It Lizard

>>29560510
This is probably a joke article right? Who even makes shit like this in this day and age?

>3 year old article
Why did you even post this? For (you)'s? This place is obsessed with them so I wouldn't doubt it.

>>29564785
>Not making Fennekin the Wizard Lizard

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Problem, /vp/?

>>29564979
SHIT

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Some may argue that you always start the game with a water, fire or plant type. That may be true, but the following starter Pokémon are just knockoffs of the original starter designs.

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Please kill me, I can't anymore. The shitposting is too strong. The new gen hate every single fucking release has finally gotten to me.

>>29565058
Did the article actually say plant type?

That's the most retarded thing I've read/seen today.
If anything, Snivy is Treecko's "knockoff", but that's a stretch as well.