Who is the best alolan pokemon and why is it meowth?

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>>29558166
It's not but I like where you're going.
>Alolan pikachu

>>29558210
pikachu a shit

>>29558166
Because it makes my dick hard

>>29558166
>Alolan Meowth
>Best
HAHAHAHA, no.

>>29558627
IT IS THE MOST FUGGABLE SO IT IS THE BEST FAGGOT

>>29558627
technician bite with stab will give bite a 100% damage increase you fool

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Good taste, but it's still incorrect.

>>29558166
Yes. Persian a shit though.

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>>29558166

Why do I have the strangest urge to impregnate it?

>>29558969
Appealing proportions. My first instinct was to skin it and make a delicious meal out of those juicy cuts of thigh meat.
Do people eat Pokemon?

>>29559052

Yes they do it's been confirmed several times.

I don't think all Pokémon are considered ethical to eat though.

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>>29558166

>>29559078
I mean I doubt you can eat Meowth considering the fact they are sentient enough that one of them can actually speak (even if that's non-canon, they still seem rather intelligent)
Plus they're cats and would make pet rather than meat animals.
Maybe Gogoat and Tauros?
WIld stuff like the rodents and birds as well.

>>29558166
/vp/ sure loves sexualizing Pokemon. Pretty nice picture, though.

That being said, Alola Meowth is cute, but Alola Vulpix is better.

>>29559232

Most animals that are eaten in the real world would be eaten in the Pokémon world.

For instance we eat ducks so Psyduck would be considered edible.

Presumably in desperate times people would start eating Pikachus, Zigzagoons, etc... in REALLY desperate times they would probably start eating Eevees and Skitties.

Humanoid Pokémon like Hitmonchan or Gardevoir would probably be considered cannibalism. I would assume eating a Legendary would be considered a crime against nature.

Most Grass-types would probably be fair game. I can quite imagine people casually catching Oddish and then treating them like vegetables.

Several Poison-types are out of the question like Muk and Garbodor (though Garbodor could probably contain food that desperate people could eat like how some people eat out of trash cans IRL)

Some Pokémon like Skrelp could be eaten safely once you remove the poison organs like a Fugu fish.

>>29558691
It's not even the most fuggable either, step it up senpai.

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>>29559590

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>>29558166
*Persian