MOM SAID I CAN PLAY YOUR POKEMON GAME

>>29547590
Mom died giving birth to you, you little shut. Fuck off.

>>29547590
you better stay out of my pc you fucking faggot

>>29547590
>parent's not buying one game for each kid
It's like you want your kids to grow up hating each other.

>>29547590
Well mom's not here, and if you raise your voice to me one more time I'll have to get salmuera de la muerte out!

>>29547590
MOM ALSO SAID THAT YOU WERE A MISTAKE

>>29547590
Get out of my house before I grease up your butthole and cave it in.

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT
YOU STUPID MUTT

>>29547590
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY APARTMENT

>>29547590
I bought both my own handheld and game with my own hard-earned cash from the money I saved up from the lemonade stand I built with supplies I found at the local dump and the lawns I mowed without mom's help. Fuck off. She has no control.

Who's mom? I'm an only child.

>>29547590
>tfw my little bro never cared about Pokemon and never did this to me
feels good

>>29547590
Mom also said that she didn't want you to exist!

>>29547590
Mom says lots of things she doesn't mean, like "I love you."

>>29547590
Fine.
>Hand him my pokemon X game.
:^)

>>29547724
The single mother you're fucking on the reg

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>>29547590
Go away strange child.

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Y'all are missing out on the best way to make the game difficult. Hand your game to a kid for a few hours and play with whatever you have when they hand it back. More diabolical than a nuzlocke.

>>29548164
It's always 3 rattatas, 2 pidgeys, and an over leveled starter. It don't even matter if rattatas or pidgeys are in the game. The little bastard will still find a way!

>>29548164
>the only thing on their team is an over-levelled fire starter with three fire moves and cut

>>29548352
>an over-levelled fire starter with three fire moves and cut
Literally beat Pokemon Blue with this as a kid.

>>29548375
Yes, he was talking about you, anon.

>>29548164
I want to say this picture confuses me, but it doesn't. I think that's the true terror here.

>>29547590
How about you first put on some fucking clothes, you shit child.

Also, how the fuck did you get in my house?

>>29548375
That's not really a big feat. RB are piss easy

Sis, how did you turn into a boy?

There are no more games left.

To the death.

>>29547590
fight me for it you little shit

No she didn't. I didn't reply to one of those Sheldon posters and she died in her sleep. Go get your own Pokemon game, orphan.

>>29547590
holy shit a talking human

>>29548164
Fuck this idea.

I let my cousin try my game when I was just about at the elite four, thought Id let him dick around victory road and maybe get me some XP.

I overestimated his intelligence. When I got it back my save file said 0:16 minutes playtime. I started it up and walked away from the upstairs nurse joy, the one who confirms if you want to save before trading with someone else.

He made a new game and saved over my file without meaning to.

>>29548164
That pic is hilarious.

>>29547590
I'm the youngest child so this never happened to me

>>29547590
Fuck up or I'll knock your teeth in you little bitch.

>>29548755
And this is why every game these days has an obscure button combination to delete the previous file. At least GameFreak did something right.

>>29547590
WELL DAD SAYS, FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT!

>>29547590
I'm so happy i'm an only child.

I feel bad for you guys if you had to deal with this stuff.

>>29548755
And this is why I let nobody, let alone grimy fucking children, touch any of my important shit

>>29547590
Sorry, lent it to a friend.

>>29549061
Just be glad you didn't have parents who threatened to give your gameboy and Pokemon games to your younger sibling permanently if you didn't offer to "share" despite the Pokemon games not being shareable in the slightest. Either way you would lose.

>>29549094
Thar sounds fucking horrible. Sorry you had to through that, man.

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>>29547652
>parents having the knowledge that the games can only ever have one save file
This never happens, anon.

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>>29547590
Fuck off you little shit, I have a younger sister and she's a blonde

>>29548164
>Invading pickle
>whatever the fuck Oshawott and Piplup are
>scared Meloetta
>Cynthia wanting that Dawn bussy
>suicidal Ash
>dead Pikachu
Any context at all?

>>29549118
It eventually got to the point where I saved up my money and bought both my brother and I an Advance along with Ruby and Sapphire, but then my brother went into the phase of thinking Pokemon was for babies even though he was 9. I spent so much time saving up so that I no longer had to put up with the shit that happened during gen 2, but it still ended up working against me.

300+ hours of Ruby. 100+ in Firered. 100+ in sapphire and leafgreen total. Gone.

When I was a kid, then only game I had that had save files was Sonic 3 & Knuckles, and it had multiple save files. I'm unsure if pokemon is the only game I've ever had that has only one save file. There might've been another, but I'm not sure. I was the only one still playing video games at the time.

>>29547590
I remember doing this to my older brother. I feel bad about it now that I think about it.

Never had this problem considering I only had younger sisters whp cared more abut stripping their Barbies

>>29549149
>implying both kids aren't going to want to play the new came immediately.
>implying parent's shouldn't be too stupid to realize 30 extra bucks is worth it if you can avoid screaming meltdowns.

me and my brother always, always got separate games. even now, it's so ingrained in us that we still do it, even though we're grown and living on our own. We fought, as siblings do, but never about video games.

>>29549249

Dragon Quest IX only has one save file as well.

>>29549356
I never had any iteration of Dragon Quest.

>>29547590
That was the last thing your brother said to you.
Its been 25 years since.

>>29549257
>Bro, help me with this dungeon!
>Do it yourself!
>DAD! TELL BRO TO HELP ME!
>Dad, yelling from other room: BRO, HELP ANON.
>GODDAMMIT!
And then he'd help me, looking like he'd rather kill me. I feel bad about it too, but on the other hand, it's fucking hilarious.

>>29549404
That's cute.

>>29547590
How about we play cave explorer instead?

>>29549400
>"MOM SAID I CAN PLAY YOUR POKEMON GAME"
>It's 5 years before Pokemon releases in Japan
>"What Pokemon game?"

>>29549390

It's the other main series of games I play.

Most do have 3 or more save files though.

>>29547590
Little brothers had their own pokemon game so I never had to deal with that shit.

>>29549433
It really was. I have a good bro.

>>29547590
That homewrecking slut isn't my mom, you miserable failed abortion.

Go eat another Twinkie.

>>29549453
>Be me
>Be from Nagasaki
>Be year 1947
>Working in Tokyo for good money
>Phone rings, its little brother.
>"MOM SAID I COURD PRAY YOUL POCKETU MONSTER!"
>What the hell is Pocket Monster?
>Phone cuts off
>Hear loud noise outside
>See the mushroom cloud in the distance.
>Turn on TV.
>Shigeki Noburo on the TV says Nagasaki has been bombed.
>Fall to my knees and cry
>What the hell was Pocket Monster?

>>29547590
I SAID NO YOU LITTLE BITCH

>>29549239
Had this happen in Pokémon platinum with level 100 in all, with a great team with a amazing magnezone. Little sister took it. Gone

>>29547652
>> he never had to share a single controler
>>he never experienced the chaotic joy of mario party with 7 players, each with half of the buttons

Sharing pokemon can be pretty fun if you're creative, and theres the bonus of having a cheer squad and exp grinders

>>29549870
Well, there was one time. About a year before we moved out, by brother got an xbox and all we had was skyrim and one save file, so we had a system. You could play until you died, and then you'd have to give the controller to the next person.

>Bro: Let me play
>Me: When I die.
>Bro: Okay. Let me do something real quick.
>Me: Okay, don't kill me though.
>Bro: I won't.
>Bro: -runs to the nearest cliff and throws me off it-
>Me: You sneaky little slut.
But alas. I was honor bound to let him play. Also I was a little impressed. Good times.

>>29547652
That's the problem with handheld games. It's usually the norm for console games to have multiple save files, and those are the games that parents are familiar with due to watching their kids play on the tv. They start to assume it's like that for every game.

No Autumn, bug off before i kick you in the stomach again.

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>>29547590
Ok but first help me put away the dishes. Here take this and put it in that electrical socket over there.

>>29547590
Kek. Reminds me of the time when my friend told me that his mother told him to let his little brother play his Gameboy Advance SP and he broke it into two pieces with his bare hands.

I don't blame him though, last time I let my two sisters use my Gameboy Advance SP they deleted years worth of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team data intentionally and maliciously.

>>29550058
Ah. Well, I guess my dad never had that issue because we only ever had handhelds.

But kids would tell their parents, right? I never understood that. Do parent's just assume their kids don't know what they're talking about?

>>29549309
>even now
you are too young to post on that site anon

>>29547590
you have your own phone, play Go on it

>>29550128
Probably wanted you to get out and enjoy life

>>29547590
I fuck your mom.

>>29550157
what

>>29550175
Kek. Um no. I had more friends back then than I have now. Back then a lot of the time I hung out with them. They did that because people are shit.

>>29550150
Probably thought I was lying or making excuses for him to not play the game, or my father tried to go with what he thought would be the easiest solution, but it ended up being the worst decision he could've possibly chosen.

>>29550150
Absolutely yes. I was constantly second-guessed by my parents.

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>>29549201
Its from a set, which just raises more questions.

>>29549201
Pokemon Best Wishes! The Unova Anime.

Dawn came back and Piplup and Oshawott became best friends. Cynthia was also there and Japan loves imagining Cynthia and Dawn as lesbian lovers. TASTING TIME-U, is being a detective looking for nothing and finding nothing, Meloetta was present for this entire arc and is hiding.

Ash is on the outside looking in because the whole thing is a shitshow.

The kicker, Iris ended up catching this mary sue fucking dragonite that was a total edgelord and it's being represented as a Deviljho to underscore the total bullshit of this """"dragon master""""" who only has an Axew, getting this OP Dragonite with moves like Tpunch, Flamethrower, Ice Beam, and Dragon Rush.

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>>29547590
>Be me
>Parents take me to someone's farm to stay over for the Fourth of July
>Bring Pokemon Heart Gold to keep me busy
>Kids are all obnoxious to the point where the scream at me to click on Annoying Orange videos.
>They are also very loud and won't stop jumping around until they got what they wanted
>Some kid wants to play my copy of Heart Gold because he has nothing to play
>Decide to be polite and let the kid play with stuff and have the rest see a crappy Annoying Orange video from time to time.
>Tell the kid specifically to only train my Pokemon
>Hours later I get my DS back and my team has leveled up by 1
>Decided to be nice and tell the kid "good job"
>Go to sleep
>The next morning I wake up and proceed to check my PC
>There's a Stantler in my PC and I didn't recall catching one
>Nervously check the damn deer.
>It was caught in a Master Ball
>That kid used a Master Ball to catch a fucking Stantler
>Sperg out and demanded where the little shit was
>All the kids tell me his family left last night

>>29549404
Same with me except my brother never helped me. I had to figure shit out on my own.

>>29550297
I always keep a spare Master Ball in case of a shiny Pokemon emergency. I would've been pissed.

>>29550236
Goddammit, my parents fucked us up, but the one thing they did right was to treat me and my brother like autonomous, sapient beings.

Nothing gets me into a froth quite like parents treating their children like dumb pets.

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>>29549547

>>29550297
You've only got yourself to blame for bringing HeartGold when kids would be there.

>>29550297
Kek. Was it shiny?

>>29550416
My parents didn't tell me other families would be there.
>>29550422
No
Not at all

>>29550046
Why would call your brother a sneaky little slut are you gay

>>29550453
It's supposed to be a humorous exaggeration, anon. I probably called him an asshole.

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>tfw I was always a single child
Feels good. I hate little kids.

>>29547590
That little fucker got my dad to lose his shit and smash my gameboy against the floor.

>There, now no one can play!

Yeah he was drunk

>>29550657
Im starting to wonder if i lucked out and didnt have a shit dad

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Here you go you little shit

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>>29550353
I was convinced my dad didn't want me, and my mom was in it for the slave labor.

Then again, my grandparents are assholes too. Except my mom's dad, he's a fuckin' bro.

>>29550720
I used to have a Pokéball back when I was a kid. Had the whole Sinnoh Pokédex. You would close it and shake it to catch a Poké. Shit was great.

Damn, now I'm having Pokéwalker nostalgia.

>>29548565
That's not the point. It's a stereotype.

>>29550737
shit, I'm sorry anon.

You can fuck right off , you sold my yugioh card collection for fake currency, and gave away my copy of spirit tracks.

This actually happened back in 08
And I'm still pissed

>>29550869
Well, at least I'm breaking the cycle by using a FUCKING CONDOM JESUS CHRIST.

>>29550804
I remember in kindergarten someone brought a Pokeball for show and tell.
The other kids started demanding him to throw it to see what happens.
The teacher was confused and baffled.

>>29550891
"Throw the pokeball at our teacher so that we can run outside and play! ANARCHY!"

>>29550887
Look at it this way: When/if you have kids, you've got a textbook example of what not to do.

>>29551152
Never. My mother swore she would never explode with anger like her mother. Guess how my closet door got broken. Go on, guess.

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>>29548164
>Give my 9 year old cousin my copy Pokemon X
>He comes to ask for help on the Elite 4 because he failed so much
>Team of Zweilous, Simipour, Xerneas, Delphox, Venasaur, and Lucario
>Lucario and Xerneas were the only properly leveled mons
>Didn't know what Hyper Potions or Revives were
>Got rid of Geomancy and didn't even know the move existed when I asked him
>He temporarily gave the game to a relative so his items were scrambled
Luckily his team was built to deal with the E4, but that sure as hell was an experience.

>>29551227
I'll say. Details, anon. Did you scrap the Zweilous or try to get the Hydregion?

>>29547590
This brings back memories when I accidentally killed my brother because I overreacted to something like this.

>>29551289
Cool. Using your phone call to get dial-up?

>>29550804
Can confirm that my little brother had one of those.

>All little cousins were warned by their parents that they'd better be careful with it because it's an expensive electronic device
This made them want none of it, and the one that did ended up getting one for himself
I'm a only child though, so no one to actually share my autism with real close

>>29550565
Same here anon, but I'd always go to my cousins house and batttle their teams.

One of them hacked their game to get the National Dex at 100%. Only won against that fucker when he stopped injecting.

>>29551263
I ignored the Zweilous entirely and actually needed to give his Xerneas a TM for more coverage on his team because of his Venasaur's moveset. I don't remember what was wrong with it, but everything had a mix of strong levelup moves and bad ones.
I made the kid deal with the AZ fight on his own because there was no way he could've messed that one up.

>>29551289
Don't leave us hanging anon.

>>29547652
My parents and I still trade Pokémon and get shines for each other regularly. Same with all my siblings. We coordinate what starters we get and which games. :^)

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>>29551227
>>29551481
>I really have been getting older, and it's not just Pokemon that's been getting easier

>>29551481
Did you put Geomancy back on the Xerneas?

Fucking glad i only had sisters
Explains why im such a qt fabulous dickgirl as well lol :3

>>29551643
post pics

>>29550353
Same here. Seems like parents are constantly underestimating their kids. All it does is produce insecure, stunted adults.

>>29551611
Nope. I don't think he even had any heart scales and figured the team was good enough. Wouldn't really matter anyway since he deleted his save file a few days later and let his little brother play with the game instead.

>>29547652
This is true. Me and my brother have had a shitty relationship until we both got our own games.

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>>29550565
Tfw you hated the arrival of your little brother so much you abused him for years up to the age of 5
Tfw you got 4 more siblings after him

>>29551697
Pics of what

>>29551868
the hell do you think?!

>>29551868
(You)

>>29547734
>tfw I never had a brother

feels even better

>>29551893
Of pokemon?
>>29551936
No thank you, if you go check out /soc/
Im about to go play with myself ;)

>>29547590
>mfw I was the younger brother
>my parents bought two game boys and both blue and yellow for me and my sister

they knew what was coming.

>>29552036
How would we know who's you even

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>>29550804
i still have it.
Great times

>>29551486
>Mom forces me to let my brother play my game
>Takes my Gameboy Color away and gives it to my brother
>Tells me I'm grounded for the rest of the week
>Sit in my room waiting until my brother has to go to bed
>He hands me back my game
>Turn game on hoping he hasn't done some stupid shit
>Continue has a different name/playtime on it
>Anger rising
>Stomp off to my brothers room
>Start yelling at him on why he deleted my save
>My brother gets confused and starts pushing me around
>Get into fight with brother because he overwrote my save
>Explain to him what Overwriting save does
>He tells me to shut up and gut punches me
>Punch my brother across the head
>He pushes me out of his room
>I barge back in and shove him around
>He kicks me and shoves me against the guard rails above the living room balcony
>He starts running towards me
>I duck under him and vault him off my back
>He falls down towards the living room
>He's now dead

This is the one reason why I'm happy to have two sisters, they never asked for my pokemon games.

>>29552601
Bullshit, the human body takes a shitload of punishment. He probably had broken ribs at the MOST, nothing permanent.

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>>29550804
>when I was a kid
>Had the whole Sinnoh Pokédex.

>>29552488
Hmm, mine looked different…

>>29551549
I figured this out when I tried to play Touhou Puppet Dance Performance and it was actually hard since I didn't know the type interactions or stat spreads of each puppet.

>>29552710
Yes, I'm technically a millennial. Stop sperging out, Jesus. I'm a registered Republican.

>I DONT CARE IF IT HAS ONE SAVE FILE, JUST START OVER AGAIN

>12 years old with 16 yo bro in his room
>playing some racing game on his ps2
>notice he keeps squirming and grabbing his crotch at his desk, with his laptop
>wierd. He must need to use the bathroom. Whatever
>this goes on for a couple more games.
>notice he is looking intently at the screen,and hear him do a low moan of sorts.
>pause game and peer over,
>obvsiously its porn
>ask what he's watching.
>he panics and slams the lid, apparently forgetting I was there.
>nothing.go back to your game.Anon
>I don't wanna. I wanna see!
>he relents, and opens the laptop
>its a blowjob vid.
>What is she doing,bro?
>he explains then says i have to do it since he let's me use his ps2
>makes sense and i am curious

And thats how i became my older brothers bitch till he left for college.

>>29552761
underage b&

MODS

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>>29552983
>The millennial generation is the generation of children born between 1982 and 2002, some 81 million children who have taken over K-12, have already entered college and the workforce. This generation will replace the Baby-boomers as they retire.
>oldest millennial being 34
Are you fucking retarded?

>>29553033
4chan calls millenial to people they don't like

>>29547590
>"Ok, I'm watching cartoons now anyway, don't go to the PC and don't use the Master Ball and you can do whatever you want."
>"All right."
>Worst thing that ever happened was filling my team with weird moves
Feels good to have non-shit siblings.

I have no younger sibling

>>29547590
Who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house, you little shitstain?

>>29547590
Who is our mother again?

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>>29552983
I'm fucking 20 you son of a bitch
>>29553033
Thank you Reed Richards

>Be summer camp counselor, circa 2011
>Fairly large group of kids playing pokemon every day, two other counselors who also play competitive join them.
>Me and the two guys are their age group's designated counselors
>Every day we play with them, teach them EV training, teach them competitive strategies, teach them team comp
>It becomes their goal to beat us
>Years pass, XY rolls around
>Teach them IV breeding
>One kid finally beats all three of us
>It's before bank came out

My experience with kids was only positive.

>>29549547
>nuke in 1947

>>29547590
This made me glad to be an only child.

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>>29553322
I'm fucking gay you son of a bitch.

>>29553587
Good for you. Do you have a boyfriend, you son of a bitch?

>>29547734
same with my little sister
and I've always said she can play any of my games as long as she doesn't save over any of my save files and I've never had any problems
we help each other complete the pokedex now, we always get opposite versions

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>Little cousin starts new game and deletes your Emerald save with all your legendaries, all the gen 1-3 starters and your level 80 Breloom bro-mon.

I wanted to physically beat the shit out of him.

Thank God for Gen 4 making deleting games harder for children under 10.

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>"MOOOM ANON WON'T LET ME PLAY HIS GAME"
>"He bought it with his own money, he can do whatever he wants with it."

Maybe you'd have money to buy games with if you didn't skip out on all your chores all the time, you little shit.

>>29553587
Hint hint, if women get you hard that might be a sign you're bi.

>>29553624
I'm fucking single you son of a bitch.

>>29549547
>>29550297
Who the hell else are you going to be?

>>29553717
I'm fucking hard you son of a bitch.

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>>29553744
Go jack off you son of a bitch.

Then come back. It's a lonely world.

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>>29553794
I'm fucking your dad you son of a bitch.

>>29548977
You WERE the little shit.

>>29551540
Why would you spread lies on the internet?

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>>29553820
You f u c k i n g n e c r o p h i l i a c
He was murdered in '03

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>>29553855
I'm killing your hamster you son of a bitch.

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>>29553888
Holy shit how did you know about Lithium

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>>29553888
I'm fucking your D O G you son of a bitch

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>>29553924
Because I'm fucking gay you son of a bitch we went over this.

>>29552924
plz delet this

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>>29553961
I think we should fucking stop you son of a bitch

>>29554028
You're fucking stupid you son of a meme.

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>>29554047
Good fucking game you sunavagun
I cool off quick

>>29553396
alternate reality where pokemon were born from the mutation after the nukes.

All you you retarded man-babies really are extremely stupid.

>get pokemon gold and a yellow gameboy for birthday
>play the shit out of it
>eventually sister wants to play
>say no
>tells mom
>show mom that theres only one save file and all it takes it one button press to remove all my progress
>she understands
>says she'll buy sister her own gameboy and pokemon game
>she does
>sister stop playing entirely after an hour
>proceed to use my sister and her gameboy as the main reason why mom should never let my sister touch my things

>>29554301
I'm fucking mentally retarded you ahcbricbejcndjc

>>29552694
not if he landed wrong.

>>29554301
Not everyone is rich enough to have multiple game boys here anon

>>29554406
Exactly how would he fucking land wrong? It's a ten foot fall.

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>riding train sometime after pokemon black/white come out
>small child comes up, asking if I've seen his mom anywhere
>conductor comes up, making the rounds and he asks her the same thing. He starts to cry
>give him my DS to play with while we look for this lady while another passenger watches the kid
>find the mom eventually, DS kept the kid from crying anymore and kept him calm the 30+ minutes it took to find her keeping everyone else around him sane because crying children on public transport
>mom thanks me
>no real damage done to the game

Turned out better than expected.

>>29550696
did you have a dad anon?

>>29554433
Landing on your neck will generally do the job.

>>29554459
He would have to be trying.

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>>29547590
>tfw YOU were that kid

Long story short, my relatives were visiting and his aunt made my cousin let me play his Gameboy Color and gen 2 game and I restarted his file without knowing the damage I'd done.

>>29554491
Or top heavy

>>29554511
If his head was swollen to the extent that he dropped like a rock hard enough to snap his neck and die on impact, he had other problems.

>>29554527
I don't think you understand how easy it is to break your neck

>>29554407
We weren't rich, we were poor, but my mom's will was that of a damp noodle. One year for christmas she busted her ass to work for money to get what we both wanted, but she one upped what i wanted, because I wanted an n64 with ocarina of time, she got me the collectors edition black gamecube that came with the zelda collectors edition game, a personal tv, and a pallet of a few hundred canned mandarin oranges. I forgot what my sister got, but after that christmas I told her to not even bother with trying to get me anything for christmas because she did her job too well and made it impossible to outdo what she did, and anything lesser wouldve been a dissapointment.

>>29554547
I don't think you understand how hard it is to break your neck while falling 10 feet.

>>29554527
listen, I know what you're trying to do, but people die from dumb shit all the time and in stupider ways. People have died falling down stairs. People die falling off ladders. People die tripping over shit and hitting the coffee table. It's not only possible, it happens a lot. I don't know if anon's story is true, and honestly, I don't care. But it's possible, so shut it.

>>29554566
Christopher Reeve broke his neck falling off a horse. Fuck off.

>>29554574
Oh…autism means I'm bad at reading people. I'm sorry.

>>29547590
saw this lil nigga in the condo and I have no idea where the fuck he came from

#go home lil nigga

My little sister never wanted to play, she would always just sit and watch me play. We'd play Animal Crossing and Pokemon Snap for hours.

I miss it.

>>29548755

>without meaning to

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29554566
You killed your brother. Reported to the FBI and screenshotted your posts.
Prepare your anus buckaroo, no side talking with save that boipussi now.

>>29549205
I hope you fucking flogged the shit out of him at some point.

>>29550157
Maybe you should actually read a post before being a turbocunt about it.

>>29554786
What? No. I killed your brother.
I'm behind 7331 brocksies, c/ya

>>29555002
Nothing is stopping me. I'm coming for that ass boi. I'm a warrior.

Hearing all these horror stories makes me feel glad that the worst thing my brother ever did was release a Graveler that I was training.

>>29547590
kick in the face and laugh

>>29547590
Why the fuck are you naked?

>>29552924
>he explains then says i have to do it since he let's me use his ps2
>makes sense and i am curious
FUCKING KEK!

>>29553744
I'm a fucking bitch you hard son

>>29547618
First post best post Cersei Lannister

>>29555647
Late to the party memer?

>>29552738
Same, we probably had their earlier Hoenn one with the cooler Ultraball design.

>>29556049
probably

>>29553385
>being beaten by a kid

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>>29547590
>tfw I had to share my DS before my little brother got his own.
>Playing squeak squad
>Finally beat Mecha-Kracko, son of a bitch took me days to beat.
> "CAN I PLAY?" Says little brother.
>See no reason why not, its a kirby game, death doesn't mean much.
> 1-2 hours later
> Brother gives games back
> "These levels were to hard, so I started over"
> bastard doesn't make a new save file, he erases mine and starts over.
> mfw I have to fight Mecha-Kracko again

>me and brother get to buy a game each
>I choose Emerald
>he chooses Herbie: Reloaded
>"anon, give me your game"
>No
>he bitches to mom
>"anon, why are you so selfish? let your brother-"
>No
>she shrugs and gives up
Feels good being known in childhood as a selfish twat, he didn't even play his game either so I also got to play a surprisingly bomb-ass car game with interesting mechanics.

>>29552924
do yo liked to be your bro bitch?

>>29547590
Mom also said you were planned...

>>29548588
hormones, they sell it in little bottles down at the seven eleven nowadays

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>This happens
>You don't get the game back for an hour and a half
>You're 450 hr save is gone
>Years go by
>Hearts start to harden
>You find a GCN memory card
>All your bros were in your save of Colosseum the whole time

>>29556329
>herbe reloaded
>they made a game about a shitty movie about a shitty car

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>>29556237
>Mecha-Kracko
>Hard

>>29547734
>tfw I was the younger brother and had my own damn pokemon games

I made sure my parents were aware these games didn't have multiple save files, but I guess I was never a little faggot.

>>29550260
Poor fucking Voltorb.

>>29552924
Are you a femboynon or a femanon?

>>29557792
Femboynon you fucking desperate faggot get a life I only want REAL men

>>29557849
I can treat you the way your brother treated you.

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>>29547590

BOYO SPOTTED!!!

>>29558089
Sauce?

>>29547590
>ded played the games he got me more than me
>I deleted all his save files and he never played vidya again

>>29557735
> Kirby Squeak Squad came out 10 years ago.

10 year olds are much dumber than 20 year olds anon.

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>>29547590
>let him play
>don't teach him how to save

2 ez

>>29558948
>lalalala [Audible fucking about with buttons]
>[Sees start button]
>:O
>"save"? i get to save the world???
>click
>"warning this will overwrite your save"
>oh shit

Moral: Don't let kids borrow your games. Not even if they have no idea how to save.

>>29559315
Then maybe I was blessed with the most unobservant little boy that wanted to play my game

>>29559424
Looks like life is treating you nicely.

>>29558940
>any part of Squeak Squad
>hard
literally just use tornado

>>29558089
Please Sauce???

>>29559662
I was legit upset about Return to Dreamland.

>>29557849
Well? Can I treat you like a bitch or what?

>>29547590
And she also said you weren't adopted.

>>29552983
>Sinnoh was almost 10 years ago
Feel old ?

>be me
>poorfag
>get pokemon gold with spare cash that mom has laying around
>autistic cousin comes over one day for some reason
>the kid is screeching and bouncing across house
>hide in room because i dont want to deal with him
>at rocket hideout
>fighting rocket members and shit
>autistic cousin breaks into door
>roars out some weird jibberish
>proceeds to grab my game boy and smash it into the wall multiple times
>mom starts yelling at me because i provoked him or some shit
>she starts chasing me around trying to beat me
>mfw i couldn't play pokemon until junior when i got a ds

>>29558842
>>29559700
Not even 30s on Reverse Google Image Search. Shut Up, You Bastard! I'm Gonna Kill You! / ダマレコノヤロブッコロス

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>>29560171
THANK YOU!

>>29549404
>it's fucking hilarious.
You're a bad person. I can tell you're a little shit in your day to day life, and any friends you have are equally little shits who would enjoy kicking your ass as much as spending time with you.

>>29560293
*grabs you by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!?

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>Be me
>Grade 3
>Be new at new school at new city
>Huge loner
>Winter
>Decided to bring my DS with Emerald in it.
>Play it and then a group of kids walk up to me and starts picking a fight.
>I start a fight with one of the kid.
>Gets suspended for three weeks
>After three weeks, I show up at the same hiding spot and the kid who picked a fight walks back with a bunch of band aid and scars, He apologies with the rest of his friends.
>I tell them to leave me be.
>School year/Summer Vacation passes by September starts
>Grade 4
>Said Kid is in the same class as mine
>We force our selfs to know each other
>Eventually i take out my DS and play Emerald again
>He noticed and tells me about pokemon diamond and pearl coming out soon
>I freak out, And a friendly rivalry starts, at first i always kicked his ass but eventually he topped me. Eventually the rest of his friends become my friends also.

>2016
>Be me
>We still play pokemon and vidya geams.
>I'm good at everything but he always beats me at pokemon.

Sometimes pokemon really makes life a bit more bearable to live by.

>>29550046
most reddit post i've read all day

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She's wrong, now scram you illiterate cunt.

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>tfw only child

>>29548164
KEK this picture is amazing

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>>29552924
>tfw when you never had an older bro to bitch for
Feels bad man

>>29560105

Hes dead right? You arranged an accident for him and your cunt bitch of a mother right? If you didn't get off your fat lazy ass now and redeem yourself faggot

>>29547590
Okay but you have to suck on the lollipop after haha :)

>>29549149
Your dead wrong anon, this shit happened to e everytime

>>29560293
yeah, I'm fuckin' sure, buddy

>>29561694
fucking great album

>>29563306
were you aware that /mu/ killed david bowie

>>29562523
I want older bro who makes me blow him and cuddles me afterwards :(

>>29547590
Yeah well mom also said to stop putting your dick in the vacuum cleaner!

>>29552761
>I'm a registered Republican.

Is that supposed to make you any less of a millenial or what?

>>29547590
Lol your mom cant do nothing especially after fact when comming to server room what is forbidden to everyone except IT workers and your mom is about to meet law consequences.

>>29564959
how old are you? I want a little bro to ra--roleplay with.

>>29565640
22 :c

>>29547590
I always played the counter part game with my twin brother. Always chose fucking steel types so my chandelure in White plowed through his team. Heh, even had a speed scarfed b(rave)isharp to beat it. Jokes on him. Scarfed mine for fireblast

>>29565811
Oh, I'm 22 as well. It seems our time has passed already. :/

>>29552924
>he explains then says i have to do it since he let's me use his ps2
>makes sense and i am curious
Kek

>>29547590
this literally triggered me

>>29547590
>lend him the game
>he plays it then gives it back after a while
>tell him he breaks it even though he didn't
>some time later
>ask him if he want to borrow
>becomes afraid because he believes he might break it
You guys act like it's one of the worst fucking thing ever

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>>29547652
>tfw only child

>>29550565
>>29551443
>tfw single child AND never spent time with other family besides mom
Beat that.

>>29566251
>>29550565
Single kid as well. It's awesome.

>>29547590
who the fuck are you and how did you get in my house
>>29547618
fpbp

>>29551540
If that's true then your family are the absolute gayest

I don't understand letting other people touch your shit / play your games.

Just say no.

>>29550260
That's a little voltorb for lil N's dick. How cute. Also, asshole whimsicott as usual.

>get home from work
>sister visiting with 8 month nephew
>mother went up to my room and is bringing down several of my retired/rare plushes
>is unable to grasp how fucking rude it is to take my stuff and thinks that I'd be ok with an infant drooling and throwing up on my things

>>29566276
You must be some serious kind of messed up looking for a father figure in everyone you meet.

>>29567004
I think it's mostly moms taking liberties and not knowing their boundaries when it comes to their kids stuff.

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>>29547590
>mfw this actually happened. New game. Goodbye shinies... One day I will kill him in his sleep.

>Cousin on dad's side is a twat
>His mom dumps him on us for the weekend so she can get some dick
>Go to party on mom's side of the family
>Twat cousin is being rude to everyone
>Demanding shit
>Looking down on my family
>Doesn't stop playing GBC and Red version that my parents bought for him
>Cousin tells me to take Twat outside
>Go play in the jumper
>Come back
>His save file was deleted
>Trainer named "Jabroni"
>Twat cries the rest of the night and no one cares

>>29567205
It's not like you play with them anymore, anon

>>29567876
I hug them in bed every night you nigger

>>29552694
>tfw he didn't die from the fall, just years later from something unrelated

>>29549619
See, this is why labels exist, so you can stick one on the back of your DS that says "See this DS? Touch it and you die."