This is a Japanese chicken.

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>>29542665

>>29542665
Is there going to turn into one of those things where I have to eat her eggs and give her the ol' turkey baster of fake semen so that we can maintain a healthy platonic relationship?

>>29542665
Anon she's like 10

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How does it feel to know that Red and Blue lust for each other's dicks

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>>29542669
HOMOSEXUALITY IS ILLEGAL IN THE POKEMON WORLD

>Chicken-chan will never kocho kocho kocho kocho you

wow, the girls went to shit after Hilda and Rosa

>>29542672
shit taste

>>29542672
Nah, Chicken is dank and not for fug.

Lillie and Lusamine are for viciously fugging however.

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>>29542673
you mean best.

>>29542675
trailer trash whore

>>29542676
Serena is the only whore.

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>>29542675
Eww, this is so unlike my chinese cartoons.

>>29542665
anyone else want to fug the chicken?

>>29542668
She's 11 actually

>>29542672
She's actually the sexiest femc

>>29542677
serena is pure you fuck

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One of the best femcs

>>29542678
That's actually really arousing. It reminds me of the posterior_cleavage tag

>>29542678
>BRRRRAPPPPPP

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>>29542680
she's 8 actually

>>29542681
>French whore
>pure

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>>29542669
>Linux on windows

>>29542684
>POP POP

>>29542685
Serena-chan has never had sex.

Hilda-whore is a city-wide onahole

>>29542669
Feels like half of new HIV infections and 80% of new syphilis infections are among homosexuals, only 3% of homosexuals are monogamous, 70% of gays are infected with HPV and 1/3 have herpes. Half of gays will be infected with HIV over their lifetime.

>>29542689
good thing we've effectively cured it

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>>29542666

>>29542688
other way around

>>29542689
It's the bugchasers bruv. They're a blight.

>>29542682

wow is pokemon smt now?

>>29542688
Whores herself out for O-powers quite frequently

>>29542694
Each type gets a special move and some pokemon get an species-specific special move.

Eeevee summons all the eeveelutions, A. Raichu styles on someone with their surfboard.

>>29542685
>she's 8 actually
Please no. I'm not a pedo the demo said she was 11

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>>29542697
>>29542698

>>29542665
her hat is a flower

>>29542699
>I'm not a pedo, I'm just attracted to 11 year olds
Anyway Sun & Moon are like 10 or 11.

Chicken-chan sleeps with old, fat, businessmen for money!

>>29542703
Fucking delete this

>>29542703
Serena makes sure to train her "O-power" for hours every day!

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>>29542669
>facebook
>chrome
>google

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Chicken-chan is cute!
I'm gonna name her Moa, which is "Chicken" in Hawaiian. Fitting for the setting and it's cute to boot.

>>29542665
will i be arrested if i save this image and fap to it later

>>29542702
You can like mature 11-year-olds and not be a pedophile

>>29542707
IT'S A FLOWER

>>29542707
I always name myself Micheal because it's a name I made up for a hilariously bad """OC""" I made when I was like 13 but I just kept the name because I liked it.

>>29542707
>Liking Pineapple pizza
Literally worse then Jews

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>>29542709
>You can like mature 11-year-olds and not be a pedophile

>>29542665
how come chicken chan gets two wieners?!

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>>29542699
>>29542702
This totally looks like a 10 year old.

Red/Blue were ten and they didn't look this young, hell even Gold/Kris didn't look this young.

Looks like an 8 year old that put on some of her mom's make-up for the first time.

>>29542715
That fucking slut

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>>29542716
how dare you!?

>>29542715
>This totally looks like a 10 year old.
>Red/Blue were ten and they didn't look this young, hell even Gold/Kris didn't look this young.
>Looks like an 8 year old that put on some of her mom's make-up for the first time.
The art isn't really known for looking age appropriate

Most of them are like 10-12 yet some of them could be several years apart.

>>29542715
>>29542717
God I hope the guy can wear cute clothes.

I should just play as a cute chicken anyway, but I was so disappointed in the guy clothes for XY and I was too autistic to restart the game after I already did shit with my starter.

>>29542717
She needs more porn.

>>29542719
I share your pain, I made my dude look okay by giving him a beanie and that yellow hoodie.

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Just accept that we already achieved perfection years ago and there's no other way to go but downhill from there.

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>>29542715

>>29542722
Why do Rosa fags always start shit in these threads?

They're always fucking douche bags.

>>29542722
No one is arguing that Rosa isn't perfection.

Chicken is not for sexual intercourse.

>>29542723
3 doesn't even look slutty
Why does her hair go to orangeish and then to yellow blonde? Why do her eyes change twice?

>>29542726
>3 doesn't even look slutty

oh sweet summer child

>>29542722
This

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>>29542665

What do they taste like?

>>29542727
If we're going off of meme porn doujins about slutty gaijin americans sure but that's a relatively normal getup.

>>29542706
i like that picture

>no gyaru chicken slut

Not fair bros

>>29542732
gyaru is one of the chickens they have in the preview video bro

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>>29542724
>always start shit

Bitch, it was shitty when I got here. You faggots couldn't enjoy your hawaiian poultry and were already waifu warring.

>>29542733
Oh shit what?

>>29542730
oh the delusion

>>29542735
I mean she doesn't have I <3333 Cock tattooed on her face but it looks the same.

>>29542729
Why wasn't Cheryl the Sinnoh Champion instead of that mary sue bitch?

>>29542737
>no I <3 cock tattoo

Dropped

>>29542738
how can be she champion if she's dead

>>29542686
They implemented sort-of bash in W10.
They basically ported the system calls of some commands to make some shit work.
I never used it but i guess it's there if someone wants an actual useful command line instead of the abortion that's cmd or the verbose as shit commands that powershell needs

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>>29542729
What was GameFreak thinking?

>>29542665
k

>>29542689
>only 3% of homosexuals are monogamous
This is the worst thing about being gay. Literally everyone is a slut that will gladly cheat for more pleasure.

I guess I at least don't have to deal with women's bullshit.

>>29542729
What was the point of this episode.

Don't get me wrong deoxys space battle was neat but did we need to see her get killed by spooky house

>>29542744
Monogamous gay here. Stay strong

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>>29542710
Too late, I like the Chicken-chan fan-name and I like the name Moa. Besides, Google translate just gives "flower" for flower in Hawaiian, I don't doubt that the word would originate from Hawaii but Moa is a bit more unique than Flower.

>>29542745
Nobody is allowed to be better than Cynthia, even when they blatantly are. It's policy or something.

>Demo changed the dates of the events
>Now Pikachu event is next Sunday

What the hell?

They STILL haven't released the MC names?

>>29542729
what is this

>>29542715
>it's another the girls have superior customization episode
Every time.

>>29542749
Well Cynthia is probably the best champion outside of Red/Blue.

Cynthia>Steven>Iris

>>29542729
what's this from

>>29542750
No it didn't, I got it today and I played it at the official American release. You get a mushroom if I remember right, it was a couple hours ago. The guy says they're both one year older and then hands you it for celebrating.

If you completed the demo on the official release day the last two events are on November 5th and the 11th. You probably had the .cia version which would have needed the check in yesterday since it came out a day earlier.

>>29542750
>>29542756
>Forgot to do demo shit because I was busy and playing other vidya
Can I still do it or am I fucked?

>>29542750
>events

Who cares? The entire list of dialogue events has already been leaked and there's nothing special.

>>29542757
According to the other guy it just delayed the date, so yeah, seems like it. You have to go in order though.
>Kid at Pokecenter
>Pikachu birthday at immigration office
>Chick at the ship area
>Cop outside ship area.

>>29542682
>Z-Move: Holocaust

>>29542754
But she had literally nothing going for her in D/P. That Mira girl who got lost in a cave could've shown up in the champion's room and it would've had just as much merit.
Then Gamefreak gave her the Lightning treatment and pretended she was the most important thing ever in like the next 7 games.

>>29542756
I have the EU version, and I downloaded it on the day it came out.

When I checked this morning, he said it was seven days until the birthday (cop event was 13 days, and ferry girl was 19).

>>29542762
I think EU should have also been today since I think both EU and US came out around the same day.

>>29542761
Eh I thought she looked nice.

I usually like gen 3 in most things but I think gen 4 had best leaders.

>>29542669
so much bait in 1 picture

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is this the chicken thread

>>29542755
pokemon generations

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>>29542669
>windows
>chrome
>ublock

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>>29542736
you are really rude

>>29542763
Hmm, weird then.

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>>29542769
>those thighs
Oh lordy

>>29542745
Did she die?

>>29542772
probably

ghost girl goes spoop mode and attacks her, then the episode ends

>>29542669
gay sex with hats, man of fine taste

>>29542772
Maybe
I honestly think this is when she runs out of the house and then finds you in the games, asking you to escort her because the house scared her. Which would make sense considering she is doing fine on her own in the anime until the ghost

>>29542744
its almost like homosexuality is a sexual deviancy

>>29542715
>we want the lolislut audience

>>29542669
must Polygon suck dick 24/7?

>>29542729
mmm african cuisine

>>29542775
>>29542773
>>29542772
>>29542745
>>29542729

These videos are so stupid. They don't feel like pokemon at all, they feel like the start of some bad hentai.

The whole point of the Old Chateau was to introduce Rotom, yet in this video it's instead a bunch of generic ghost house cliches and a spoopy Japanese horror girl? It's not even coherent, none of it has any meaning other than being spooky. What were they thinking?

>>29542713
he's not wrong anon, it's called hebephilia (being into kids who have hit puberty) while pedophilia is pre-puberty

people use "pedophilia" as a catch-all term for liking kids but that's not how it works

don't like kids myself but it's not hard to understand this

>>29542722
>goofy outfit
>goofy hair
>meme reboot of another character

kys yourself self

>>29542769
Thiccen chan is attractive

>>29542781
I'm aware of the technicality of hebephilia but it's splitting hairs at that point.

>>29542780
Maybe they thought no one would care after seeing mega fug and space virus duke it out

>>29542780
The owner of the mansion died due to poison so it's legit haunted

Lack of Rotom was disappointing thoufh

>>29542710
it's needs to be deflowered for sure

>>29542729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdWl6nBSTcA

>>29542787
some top tier taste there lad

>>29542785
>>29542780
rotom was the ghost loli tho

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>>29542715
>Red/Blue were ten and they didn't look this young
??????

I want to play as a girl but I'm not a fucking faggot

>>29542792
you only play as the girl if the boy sprite is utter shite

I want to fuck Chicken-chan but I'm not a lolicon

>>29542793
I played as a girl in XY, I actually liked it but my friend told me I was a faggot so I fucked him in the ass

>>29542792
then be a faggot you fag

>>29542790

The face looked like Haunter, not Rotom.

>>29542795
oWo

>>29542779
underrated post

is ghost bridge girl gen 5? since they can still pull that for the meme Halloween theme episode

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>>29542665

>>29542800
I think they've been having a ghost girl since like gen 4 or so. I don't remember how long ago

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hmm

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>>29542801

>wetback speak

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Who /teamskull/ here

we /vp/ now

Oh god, it's contaminated now. Abandon ship.

>Video game discussion not allowed on /v/
Way to go fag lord mods

Fuck

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>Faggot mod doesn't understand that pokémon video game discussion is allowed on /v/

>this thread is moved to /vp/
>meanhile BLACKED and mlp threads stay

BRAVO /v/

>>29542668
10/10

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>>29542672
Hold the fuck up there anon. Now I agree Hilda and Rosa are the toppest of tiers but you're forgetting one that's definitely in their league.

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>>29542805
I love how all their team members have this cool cut-in and then Guzma just laughs and cuts to him immediately squatting.

>>29542836
I wish the shitty short haired terrible outfit version from the anime had a different name so it didn't come up in searches for Serena.

>>29542852
Man I hope they don't become another generic team.

It doesn't seem like they will, but still.

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>>29542787
They give you four options to start with, but in the endgame is there any difference between the blonde and default ones? Already in XY you could customize hair and eye colour by the time you got to Lumiose.

I'm torn on what to pick, I went with qt brown girl in Y for the novelty and the clothing options but I really wish guys got variety as well. I might just go for blonde chicken if males get shafted again.

>>29542863
Yeah it fucking sucks. Websites with that uses tags should just use tags like Serena_(Game) & Serena_(Anime).

>>29542884
When they were first revealed I thought they would. The demo kinda makes me think they will but I'm still holding on to that sliver of hope.

>>29542911
I mean I'm expecting them to be "Hey give us your pokemon"

"We're going to block your path for no real reason" and other shit.

I mean like Guzuma isn't secretly trying to unearth the power of cosmog to turn it into super lunala to destroy the moon or something stupid

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>>29542787
>tfw you made the thread that started this male3 meme

>>29542911
The worst part is even her first iteration in the anime was wrong. Didn't have the sunglasses on the hat. The little things are important to me.

>>29542921
I'm personally hoping they're more than just a team rocket clone with a thug skin. Y'know, them having some kind of memorable personality.

Plumeria caring about the grunts is a step in the right direction but the way she was handled in the demo was pretty disappointing. Hopefully she isn't like that in the full game.

>>29542813
oh so it got moved. no wonder when I sorted the catalog by thread creation time and this thread from 3 hours ago is on top.

>>29542787
>nigger-chan
>cute girl tier
"no"

>>29542979
I don't know how it treats image filenames but it just adds all the posts at once.

>>29542665
to
>>29542805
were all made on /vp/ at the same time, yet retain their original time stamps

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>>29542801

>>29543013
kek just noticed that.

>>29542884
They are good guys fighting against the tyranny of Aether and the Ultra Beasts!

>>29543053
That's what happens whenever a thread is moved to another board.

I think it's actually kind of fascinating.

>>29542741
It's shit. Cygwin has existed for longer and it's much better.

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Chicken-chan is dank! DANK!

>>29543393
Is this 2014, reddit?

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>>29542666