Why is there no Bigfoot Pokemon?

>>29533482
It took 7 gens to get a mermaid

I'm sure we'll get one eventually

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>implying there's no bigfoot pokemon
We just didn't find it yet

>>29533482
> American Cryptozoology
Anon, did you forget where Pokémon comes from? And they give very few fucks about anything that's not their little island?

>2016
>There are still people who think Bigfoot is real
The only thing sadder is people who still grasp on the hope that the Loch Ness Monster is real

>>29533482
electivire

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>>29533604
There's a Hopkinsville Goblin Pokemon

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>>29533613
>2016
>13% Americans think Bigfoot is real
>11% Americans think Hillary Clinton is trustworthy

>>29533530
>Milotic

>>29533482
We had to make room for more wresting inspired Pokemon and more little girls in grass skirts and more girl-pandering Renamon type things. No more room for actually good designs.

God I hate girls. They truly ruin everything.

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>>29533482
He's a fag, he craves dick

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>>29533763
Don't hate on Milotic, she's my favorite pokemon.

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I need a fucking mothman and flatwoods monster. I guess decidueye is somewhat inspired by the flatwoods monster but I want something more in line with the design of the monster.

>>29533604
There's like three Kangaroo Pokemon in Gen 1.

>>29533777
Dude, have you told your parents you're gay?

I remember one Anon saying Missing 411 is connected to Bigfoot or something

>>29533482
I always kind of assumed that Tangrowth fit into that niche okay. Maybe it was just me, though?

>>29533905
He's gay because he doesn't like little girls ?

>>29533950
He's gay because he's compensating. He's a total Mac.

We have a Yetimon, which is more or less the same.

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>>29533843
A bit of a stretch but here's your Flatwoods

>>29533482
We have Dunsparce, which is the Japanese Bigfoot.

>>29533905
>hates MLP-esque Bratz Pokemon
>must be gay
???

>>29534028
>some girl in a dress
Can we remove all garbage like this?

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Jersey Devil pokemon.

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>>29534028
>not this one

>>29534028
Oh fuck, how am I just realizing this? Shame the face looks terrible.

>>29533482
Volcanion's lore in ORAS and XY is basically Bigfoot

>>29533763

> What is a mermaid

>>29534157
Its supposed to be a guy in a dress actually

>>29534325
Me too!

>>29534274
No him but Milotic is an oarfish but it's theme is a mixture of both the ugly duckling and a mermaid. It's eyebrows are supposed to resemble hair and it's tail is reminiscent of a mermaid.

Isnt abomsnow like the ice version of bigfoot. The abominable snowman (yeti)

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>tfw no Jackalope pokemon

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>>29533843
Flatwood a qt.

>>29533843

I guess you saw that mothman fakemon earlier in the hype train?

Bug/Ghost, Bug/Dark, or bust.

>implying our gen 8 grass starter won't be based on Bigfoot

>>29533717
>11%
Boy you're in for a surprise November 8

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>Deer Woman, sometimes known as Deer Lady, is a shape-shifting woman in Native American mythology, in and around Oklahoma, the Western United States and the Pacific Northwest. She allegedly appears at various times as an old woman, or as a young beautiful maiden, or as a deer. Some descriptions assign her a human female upper body and the lower body of a white-tailed deer.

>In various folklores, the Deer Woman is described to sometimes be seen as a beautiful woman just off the trail or behind a bush, calling to men to come over. Deer Woman is often said to have all the features of a normal young woman, except her feet which are shaped like deer hooves and her brown deer's eyes. Men who are lured into her presence often notice too late that she is not a natural woman, and are then trapped by her magic to waste away until death.
American Cryptozoology are funny.

>No Pokemon based on classic movie monsters
>No Pokemon based on famous cryptids
>No actual Kaiju Pokemon that is actually gigantic

Feels bad

Because it ain't murican

>>29538681
>Kaiju Pokemon that is actually gigantic
kyogre and groudon

>>29538706
I MEAN SKYSCRAPER BIG.
Like a land equivalent of Wailord.

>>29533482
Wait for a region based on the Pacific Northwest. BC To Baja would be awesome.

>>29538085
>moving to Canada

>>29538085
What? That you lefties endorse violence and gang rape and idolize liars, hypocrites, racists, and other criminals so long as they're Democrats? Tell me something I don't already know.

>>29539016
It's good to hear such support from you RINOs.

>>29533482
What is Slaking?

>>29533613
What is Lapras?

Also, there are people who still believe in socialism, global warming, and a mythical hispanic race. What makes you self entitled edgelords think you know everything?

>>29533717
I don't see the problem
More people believe in bigfoot than in Hillary's trustworthiness
That's about right, i mean, the idea of bigfoot has been around for over 200 years with new stories once a decade or so
whereas we've seen several reasons not to believe in Hitlary

Makes perfect sense. In fact, i would've thought bigfoot had even more %

>>29536415
Sauce?