ITT: Claim your PokéWaifu

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Claiming this just to prevent the Gardefags from doing so.

I want to cuddle Garchomp and get KO'd by Rough Skin!

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claimed

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All mine

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My sexy babe. Get jealous /vp/. I know you are jealous.

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Claimed
Eat Psychic terrain bitches

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She's so cute.
I love her.

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claimed

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Not like there's a risk.

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>>29526690
Claimed

>>29526781
Thanks for claiming her for me, anon. I'll take that spot now.

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I love her, claimed even though you can't really claim an entire species.

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I will claim Giratina.

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There can only be one that comes to mind.

>>29526941
Spot's already filled anon. You can take her older sister though.

>>29526781
Fuck you

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Claimed

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Claimed.

>All these ridiculous claims

>>29526757
Don't fuck planes.

>>29526780
Burns your dick or just plain crushes you.

>>29526781
Probably releases a ton of scales when you fuck it, killing you from scale overdose, which is a thing, apparently.

>>29526857
You can't fuck flowers with your dick. Plus, it's ugly as sin.

>>29526912
Prepare to get stabbed by its tail when it's having too much fun.

>>29526971
Would probably bite you and claw at you during sex.

>>29526981
You'd be fucking a violent shadow that wishes to kill everything.

>>29527019
Kek.

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gastrodon makes sexy noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBC2uz0g_MU

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She's not my waifu. She's my daughter!

I love her!

>>29527117
>You can't fuck flowers with your dick
You can if you're a bee

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I claim the snek

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my tsun waif

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I want to share pokeys with my waifu.

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Claiming best dark type

>>29527165
>>29527191
Cucked.

>>29527117
>Probably releases a ton of scales when you fuck it, killing you from scale overdose, which is a thing, apparently.

Jokes on you, anon, I played and enjoyed Monster Girl Quest

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Claimed!

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>>29527117
>Would probably bite you and claw at you during sex
>implying thats a bad thing

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Claimed in the name of best water waifu

>>29527264
Enjoy your massive blood loss.

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Claimed

>>29527300
You realize pokemon aren't real, right?

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i like em thicc n cute

>>29527256
They fucking knew what they were doing with this.

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>>29526757
claiming latios to fuck this anon in particular

>>29527313
Hypothetically speaking, my autismo friend.

>>29527119
kek

>>29526718
Stealing with the power of love.

>>29526718
Good man.
Sana is for hug, not for fug.

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I claim Zoroark.

>>29526971
>>29526769
>>29527069
>>29527091
>>29527169
>>29527208
>>29527290
Great taste.

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Mine.

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Claimed.

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>>29527117
>You can't fuck flowers with your dick.
Where do you think the term "deflower" comes from?

>Plus, it's ugly as sin.
Your wife ain't much of a looker either, pally.

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>>29527357
Dark types are the best

>>29527381
what a cutie
the Trainers nice too, I guess

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claimed.

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>>29526722

Fug. Beat me to it.

>>29527381
>They ruin cute Ivysaur with the fat, wart-ridden abomination that is Venusaur

This is why Everstone is a thing.

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Claimed

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Claimed.

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I pick the ghost witch

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>>29527468

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Claimed

>>29527455
>Dick freezes on contact
>"Master, you're so hard"

Fucking kek

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>>29527416
Keep yer eyes to yerself, pally.

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claiming lubby chudder unironically

>>29527534
Justin?

Should I post it?

>>29527493
Woah slow down there friend. Who said anything about fug. This is only hug and snug.

>>29527545
>Accidentally unzip dick while snug

What do?

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>>29526912
Fug, I guess I'm going with my next best option

>>29527117
>All of these ridiculous statements
The rewards outweigh the risks in every scenario.

>>29527542
Go ahead.

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>>29526936
Then I'm claiming her hotter, better, older sister

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>>29527581
>>>Accidentally unzip dick while snug
An outsider would have no idea what this means

>>29527612
See: >>29526722

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Claimed.

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>>29527659
>missing the second post
I feel bad now. Pic related then I guess

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>>29527686

>>29527581
Well in that case it is unavoidable.

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Everyone took every other of mine.

>>29527789
including that one >>29527169

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Claimed.

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>>29527807
rekt

>>29527417
You can burn in hell. Lucario is MY wife.

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>>29526718
How cute, you think you can actually stop a gardevoir fan. I prefer mine not mega evolved and green. Valid waifu claimed for all the gardevoir lovers.

>>29527954
I dont see how claiming comphey helps gardevoir lovers but sure, go ahead

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claimed

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My waifu is always safe.

>>29528095
adorable

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Claiming my spooky halloween waifu.

>>29528095
>>29528076
Top-tier.

>>29528007
While it is true comphey is apart of this picture anon, it can be very well argued that it isn't the main subject of the picture. The main subject is the cute gardevoir waifu that I claimed for all gardevoir lovers. ;^)

>>29527525
I'm still really disappointed that Charizard got in Smash 4 and Ivysaur (and Squirtle) were abandoned. They could've at least added Ivysaur as DLC (instead of overpowered anime trash).

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all mine

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Claimed :3

>>29528322
>>29527256

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Forever and always claiming best waifu.

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>>29526690
Claiming

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Claimed. Surprised no one claimed cancer-waifu yet

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>>29528358
Fine, second choice.

>>29526781
>>29528478
Shit never mind.

I don't think Tapu Fini eas claimed tho

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Claimed

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>>29528612
Cute, isnt it?

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I stake my claim.

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>>29528687
Yes

>>29528191
So you're saying you want to gangbang Gardevoir?

>>29528738
Already been claimed >>29527357
>>29528881
What's wrong with that sylveon?

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>>29528950
Well then.

>>29528915

who wouldn't?

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>>29527208
Excellent taste, I claim her sister.