Father /vp/, I need your help. I cannot keep it to myself any longer, for it is such a sin that I don't think I'll get to heaven ever.I beat Jazmine using savestates, her Steelix got me so upset I had to. Not even Whitney's Miltank was able make me do that, I feel dirty, like a queer.
I want to be cleansed father /vp/, what shall I do?
Release your team.
>>29523591
Niggawut?!?! All you had to do was use a water or fire move. How could you have fucked up that badly?
>>29523591
Use 5 weedles for the next gym.
>>29523591
Use a Steelix and only a Steelix for the entire rest of the game.
>>29523591
Fight Pryce using only ground and flying types
>>29523591
Holy shit nigger restart your game. Fucking six-year-olds can beat Pokémon without cheating. Go back, restart your file, play the game right. Don't even use the emulator speed-up function, play it like you would on the actual system just to be safe.
It's Pokémon, you have no excuse for cheating.
>>29523661
But water and fire types are for girls and edgy teenagers, respectively. This burden is more than anyone should ever bear.