Well? How would you guys react?

>>29515193
That actually manages to look less heterosexual.

>>29515220
this
and I don't even mean the female version

looks cool

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>>29515193
>Implying Pokemon has same gender as humans.

How hard is to havk the game put this beauty in and fix the fag one they have

>>29515193
I kinda like it. Still not picking it, but it'd be nice to have a difference.

>>29515337
They reproduce sexually.
As evidenced by the day care requiring two pokemon of compatible genetics (egg group) to produce an egg.

>>29515345

Get the fuck over it, you whiny faggot.

>>29515345
>male Primarina
>beauty
The only fag one here is you anon

>>29515345
They aren't going to exclusively cater to your insecure ass any time soon.

I really do wish split evos had been a thing for them especially sense literally two of them look gender specific as fuck.

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>>29515193

>>29516119
i miss ballio

>>29516139
>ifw split evo is true

>>29516139
shut the fuck up

>>29516119
>removed the tiny legs
kek

>>29515193
Not going to happen. There's a ~15% chance any Popplio will be female, and GF isn't about to endorse transgenderism

>>29515193
somehow even gayer, and this coming from someone who hates the real thing

Looks like a rat

...Zora link is a pokemon now?

>>29516139
me too anon

>>29515193
i would rather just kms to be honest family

>>29516139
BALLIO IS DEAD
GOOD RIDDANCE

>>29515193
Meh. I do wish split evos were a thing though.

>>29516224
>GF isn't about to endorse transgenderism
They already are, considering 9/10 of Pimarina are male.

>>29515345
>fag
>when this one is pure gayness

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>>29516139
He'll always be alive in our hearts anon

>>29518770
pedoclown produced some creepy pictures

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>>29516139
Do Balliofags even remember Walrein?

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>>29518818
And some cute ones

I'm happy with sealwaif but I would have picked rapeclown if he had been real

>>29515459
That's sex, not gender, you fucking idiot.
Animals do not follow the same gender constructs as us.

>>29518927
gender constructs don't exist outside if humanity, animals lack the sentience to be self aware of or comprehend it you fucking moron gender is purely biological in animals

>>29515193
As much as I like primarina, if this fucker was available I'd definitely pick it instead. Now the concept would be totally fucked, but he looks cool.

>>29518828

Yes

>>29515193
More unnecessary than Gallade

>Hurr durr this pokemon looks like a GIRL even when it's a boy
>MAKE A 100% BOY VERSION

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>>29518843

why can't both just be in the game

I ain't forgetting Gigglio either, that snickering rascal, he'd look adorable side by side with Brionne and juggling her into the air as she dances.

>>29515193
To be honest it looks gay not gay as in bad but i see this guy not being straight at all.

what does shiny primarina look like?

>>29521549

Blonde.

I wish I was joking.

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>>29521549

>>29521587
no fucking wa-
>>29521602
oh
at least change the tail color to match wtf

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>>29516139
You're not alone, friend.

Still shit. Look at balio we like him because it can stand up, mermaids have a shitty fighting stance (i bet any other water starter can swim faster than it) and these pink details are overdesign to me.

>>29516139
You can't miss something that never existed

>>29516139
Can we make balio /vp/'s mascot? Honest question

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>>29521651
Side by side

>>29521893
>Look at balio we like him because it can stand up,

Too bad he looks retarded while doing so.

>>29521983
I like his goofy pose.

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>>29521893

>Look at balio we like him because it can stand up.

>>29522011
Then why is she laying down on her normal pose? Slaking is justified for having Truant... so much wrong.

>>29522060
Pretty sure Ballio can't spend more than two minutes standing on its flippers, please try again.

>>29522122
Im talking of the batlle animation. Balio looks studry enough to stand up for more time, the mermaids anatomy is fucked up and she looks arkward even when laying. You wont defend youself with these arms because they keep your upper body from falling down.
Shit, the more i think about, the more i hate this starter...

Splitfags are pathetic.

>>29522294

Yeah, because Ballio totally looks more stable with that top heavy torso and those tiny flipper feet. Primarina's weight distribution actually looks balanced. Stop coming up with BS to say that Primarina is bad just because you didn't get your stupid clown.

>>29522085
I think what they mean to say is that Pokemon shouldn't be judged by human standards of sexual dimorphism.

Besides, if there were visual differences between male and female Primarina, they wouldn't really be that drastic (as with most Pokemon).

>>29522294
fyi primarina is only about 98 pounds at 5'11...

>>29515345
>waaaaaa there's femininity in my game everything needs to be manly and strong to cater to my misogyny waaaaaa

>>29515193
This is bad.

I don't get why people are freaking so much about Primarina anyway. WE have tons of trapmons

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>>29515193

>>29522294
She doesn't look awkward at all when laying down. You want to see awkward you look towards Decidueye.

>>29522499
Because hating on anything Popplio-related is the new cool.

>>29522465
Id hate Gardevoir too if she stood under two arms and no way to float.

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>>29521952
there, schemes that make sense, was that so hard?

>>29522011
wait wtf she loses her pearls when she attacks? how does that work, does she just make bew ones right after?

>>29522954
>pearls

actually those are bubbles/balloons. They're voice controlled apparently

>>29523016
mary sue af

>>29522381
not them but what bugs me most about her design when i first saw it is her spikes
they encircle her, cant be too easy to move around when youre lying down

>>29523016
ah, better i guess, though it seems kinda wonky in practice

>>29522883
I like the green one.

>>29522011

The bubbles look more like dinky pearls falling off rather than actual bubbles bursting in order to later make new ones. And the way how its tail moves in order to stand is really awkward looking.

eugh

>>29522883

The fan made hues make the legitimate one look really lazy, tbqh.

>>29522883
Orange is better

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>>29522381

Weird how people are saying Ballio looks like he can't support itself considering one of its inspiration basis was a bozo bag.

D.I himself confirmed, this is more drawn by someone interpreting how it works.

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I hoped for something more simple-looking so it would be fine as both genders. Still, I'm not that bothered.

>>29523446
green is my favorite too

>>29523472
i mean, it must not be easy, recoloring everything, but if youre going to do most of it then finish it and with proper colors

>>29523478
last two remind me of pretty cure

>>29523728
That looks really good, and Primarina is my favorite Pokemon.
I really, really don't get how functioning adults hate this starter. The only reason used agaisnt it is "girls have cooties eughh". I mean, I was like that when I was a kid and I played Johto. I avoided Chickorita and never caught a Pokemon if it was female, but not anymore. So yes, I'm sure that all these people are really underage. I'm sure the same people hate Tsareena, Lurantis, TapuLele and all the feminine designs of previous generations

>>29524005
Already gave the reasons here
Overdesigned and bad anatomy, nothing to do with being feminine. I expected more of the evolution.

It looks like a fucking neopet

>>29524074
You're in the minority, most people just bring up the gender ratio and call people who like it gay or furfag. That's childish.
I don't agree with you, it's not overdesigned, if it didn't have the pink details, it would look bad. That's like removing Venusaurs pimples or Blastoise's shell pattern. The porportions look off in the upper body, particularly the big ass handflipper things, but it fits because it's a mermaid

>>29524074

How is it overdesigned? Literally one of the biggest offenders of "it just gets bigger" ever. Hair & spikes hardly qualify as too much. Especially when it barely changed the first time it evolved.

>>29524005
i wouldnt mind it if not for this >>29523258
and a few other wonky design decisions

>>29524293
Not him but I dont know the word i can use here... Like i can draw most pokemon from memory even if i do poorly like missing gyarados spikes or landorus skin cancer but for the mermaid i have to look artwork reference to even remember it has a nose.

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>>29524005
Yeah, I think most people are just hating on it because it looks feminine for a starter specifically. Most starters either look badass or menacing while Primarina is something else. People aren't just used to it.

I think Primarina looks very nice though.

>>29524470
have you not been reading? its not feminimity that makes her unappealing
also cool pic

>>29524470
>That mid Brionne

Daw.

>>29522700
Gardevoir doesn't float, it stands on its legs.

>>29524542
>its not feminimity that makes her unappealing

Are you seriously implying that these people who hate it because it's feminine don't exist?

>>29524625
No shit

>>29524542
I specifically said that some people dislike it because it's feminine for a starter. People would be fine with it if it's not a starter. There's Gardevoir, Lopunny, Liligant, Milotic etc.

Delphox is another feminine/not-so-badass starter. Aside from its shitty moveset and awkward in-game model, it's one of the most disliked ones. Braixen gets a pass because it's good furbait though.

>implying the female ones aren't ugly as fuck like most animals to increase survival odds while the males are fabulous to attract mates

>>29524451

Needing a reference is not an idication that it's overdesigned. Plus, it's a new Pokemon so people have to get used to seeing it to remember what it looks like.

>>29515193
I would then try to get a female incineroar. Furry Joshi is kawaii

>>29523728
>it turns into a royal ludroth
I'd be down with that

>>29519338
>animals lack the sentience to be self aware
Well that's wrong. Crows, octopus, certain primates, dolphins, whales, and a few other animals have all been proven self aware.

There's also gay animals. I owned a gay cat once; he was funny as fuck, raping all his peers. It wouldn't be surprising if certain animals of certain species went beyond being faggots and were colossal faggots.

>>29524293
I cant believe you actually stole my response from days ago and reposted it. Im honored.

>>29522883
>not ariel and her sisters shinies