Another "Things that aren't pokemon yet" thread

>>29509119
is it some sort of cricket?

>>29509119
inb4 Kricketune

>>29509142
It is a relative of grasshoppers

>>29509119
More Cryptid and interesting extinct animals.

Flatwoods monster
Mothman
Gigantopithecus
Giganotosaurus
Mongolian Death Worm
Lovecraftian entities like Nyarlatep

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Oh wait...

Human pokemon.

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Mantis shrimp

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>>29509168
Kricketune is more of a violin beetle, than anything.

I wouldn't mind Pokemon having a more accurate cricket.

>>29509830
>>29509792
We Ultra beasts now baby

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>>29509668

Someday...

>>29509918
Please take your autism and go back to what ever hellhole you came
Or trip so I can filter your ass

>>29509830
Are you retarded

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>>29509119
Phylliroe, a deep sea slug that looks like a fish

Sea slugs that can freely swim aren't something new, but no other swimming sea slug looks like a fish. Convergent evolution at its finest.

Bug/Water is mandatory.

>>29509792
Whats this from

>>29509119
Nincada

>inb4 it can't be because it's based something else

>>29510260
But it is

Nincada is a larval cicada, and it's highly unlikely for it to be anything else...

>>29510260
What does Nincada share with a weta that it doesn't already share with cicada nymphs?

>>29510311
>>29510294
>falling for the shitlord "this is this" spamfag that doesnt know shit about pokemon or biology

>>29510294
>>29510311
Pokemon can be based on more than one animal. But if you refuse to believe that you can wait for gamefreak to make one, I'm sure they will make a Giant Weta before a dolphin.

>>29510373
>shitlord

You have to go back
>>>/t/umblr

>>29509217
every time i remember the mongolian death worm is a thing i burst out laughing and i don't know why

>>29510554
I know Pokemon can be based on one animal. That does not mean every Pokemon is though.

Nincada does not share anything with a weta that it doesn't already share with cicada nymphs.

You might as well say Incineroar is a gorilla because it is bipedal and has long arms.

>>29510554

Point out the weta features.

That lizard that is able to walk on water, "jesus" lizard I believe it was called

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I want a wetamon just so someone can recreate this gif

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>>29510678
>>29510691
It's a fucking cartoon insect. It honestly looks like a Jerusalem cricket more than a cicada nymph.

>>29509119
>Another "Things that aren't pokemon yet" thread
A Dolphin

>>29510884
Kyogre

>>29510975

Kyogre is more an orca.

>>29510884
Tapu Fini

>>29511120
Orcas are dolphins

>>29510634
>apparently calling someone an annoying faggot makes me a pansexual otherkin

>>29511498
No but using "shitlord" means it's very likely.

>>29511498
that's not why they said that, but either way you shouldn't call people a faggot if you don't know anything about them

>>29511120
Kyogre is a leviathan

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I'm thinking a bug/electric mon based on one of these with a display screen for a back

it'll display flowers and stuff to catch it's prey, and large groups can connect their screens and show a bigger image

Thoughts?

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Come on, this'd make a neat Electric/Poison type.

>>29510084
>not wanting a missing link fossilmon

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>>29509119
>Still no goat pokemon

>>29509878
>Iron fist

>>29510801
Why'd he bite him?

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There are never enough birbs

>>29509119
>Ice/Bug Weta
I'd love this

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I surprised no one has said dolphin or secretary bird yet

Also, Amur leopard for pokemon

>>29509119
>every bug pokemon is literally a giant insect
>it would be akin to a wailord sized grasshopper
YES

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>This thread

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>>29513852
what the fuck is that

>>29513852
You know, we need a real parasite Pokemon. Like, Paras and Parasect are the infected hosts, but we need a Pokemon that's actually just a parasite.

>>29513973
One of the things living in your small intestine

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>>29513852
WHAT THE FUCK!

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>>29509792
>Ash get reduced to comedic loser protagonist and only fight with Rocket trio.
>Alan came back, get mixed up in the Aether-Skull-UB fiasco and get shiptease with Lilie AND Lusamine.

>>29513852
Oh, I remember those.
When the guide tells you "don't piss on the river" you don't piss on the river. The aligators never were the problem.

>>29513646
gogoat? fucking moron

>>29513923
liepard

>>29510801
It's not blood, it's an enzyme that it secretes from its mouth to break down food. It has no effect in healthy skin though.

>>29509119
>but we already have that creature in Pokemon
>"NO!!! IT HAS TO BE THIS SPECIFIC SPECIES AND IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE IT!!!"
fucking gooks

>>29509142
>giant cricket
>it can enter a cryogenic state to survive the winter
>still no ice/bug pokemon

>>29514416
Amur leopard lives in colder environments, so it could work as an regional variation of liepard

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G-rated succubus
Flying/Dark
named Furybat

>>29513581
Mantine is close enough.