What pokemon would make the best pet for a young child?

>>29505071
Garydos

>>29505071
Hypno

>>29505071
Mega Garchomp

>>29505071
Machamp

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Something easy to care for, and mostly harmless.
Eevee.

>>29505071
Bewear

>>29505071
Electrode.

>>29505071
None.

>>29505071
Furret

Tangela

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Voltorb

Something cheap and stupid so you don't feel too bad when they mishandle it and kill it. Like a rattatta or something.

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Shellder

Just keep it in a water tank for your kid to look at and pray to the PokeGod that it never evolves

>>29505071
Lilipup

>>29505071
Aegislash

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>>29505071
This little guy.

Unown i

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Slowpoke, harmless and cute enough, with a chill evo

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garbold

>>29505596
>H-Hey mom! I found this cool stone behind the school yard.
>It's all bluey and stuff. I know! I'll put it in the water tank next to my Lil' Shelly
>Uhh...
>Shelly?

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>>29505124
M3 is too good for this world.

What would his team be?
Made him a team based on M3 because of autism, interested if anyone else puts my picks.

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>>29505119
I leave my 6 month old daughter with my mega Garchomp anytime I need a babysitter. Would highly recommend

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>>29505787
MOTHER 3 is one of the few things that made (and still makes) me sad.
>I'm going to where Mom is now.
Just fuck my shit up

>>29505071
Caterpie.

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Pichu.

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>>29505071
THERE IS A GHOST ON THAT LITTLE GIRLS SHOULDER !!!

skitty

bewear

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Leavanny it also work as a nanny for the kids

Elgyem

My dick.

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Pretty much anything small

drifloon

Cacture
Magcargo and Bisharp are also acceptable

>>29505071
Phantump.

>>29509308
>le ebin adventure time noodle style
kys

>>29505108
fuck. Lol'd.

>>29505787
A dead cutiefly.

>>29506057
A+ goof

>>29509308
this is cute as hell

>>29507559
why would you want your kid to hang around an ayylmao that evolves into a shady motherfucker?

>anything but tyranitar

It's like you want your cute daughter to be raped by hypnosis or something, keeps the kidnapping balloon away as well.

>>29505108
Oh wow.

>>29510572
This is a legit good idea. also stops stalkers and pedos.

>>29510641
Why would I want to prevent myself from seeing my daughter?

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>>29509456
you made me laugh so hard my roomie thought i was going mental
you're a heartless monster

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>>29510657

>>29509308
>get pokemon to help the disabled to avoid paying people to do it
>taking care of the invalid and infirm costs less taxpayer money
Genius!

>>29505071
Incineroar.

Chansey or any normal type that isn't 100% dangerous. Any starter pokemon's first form.

Minccino

>>29505522
Your kid called me talking on how awesome his Pokémon is. He said it's top mileage or shit like that.

A Dratini.

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>>29509390
>being triggered over art
it's not even fucking tumblr noses

trubbish

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>>29505095

chatot, if you dont mind your kid being noisy. theyre smart, theyll keep it entertained, and they can be trained to notify you if something bad happens to your kid

>>29510900
will gayposting experience a resurgence now that he's returning in SM?

>>29510931
>gayposting

>>29510931
>gayposting
I mean you technically aren't wrong

>>29505787
Sunflora
Lillipup
Gardevoir
Comfey
Chansey
Zekrom

>>29505071
Anthony Wiener

>>29505071
My cock

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>>29510992
And his team

Sunflora
Alolan Raichu
Alolan Marowak
Vikavolt
Shedinja
Yveltal

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>>29510931
>gayposting
yes

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>>29509308
I didn't come here to feel.

>>29510992
Nah

Cubone
Growlithe
Sunflora
Togepi
Tyrantum
Silvalley

>>29505071
the starters or eevee.

>>29511130
Cubone and Silvally fit Claus more because he was going for revenge and got turned into a chimera.

Zekrom fits Lucas because he gains the Franklin Badge and control of the Dark Dragon.

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Mismagius!

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>>29511187
I suppose silvalley but cubone fits lucas way to well in my opinion. I never considered zekrom but yeah it does fit pretty well. Welp, naming my protag Lucas next white run now.

Kids are notorious for their irresponsibility so I'm going with what seems most low-maintenance, playful, and least likely to accidentally wound , maim or poison the kid. There are several ways to go.

1. Meditite
They're tough, cute, and only eat one berry a day. If your kid forgets to feed it or is a fickle loser Meditie is fine, it'll keep on meditating and still be around when the kid wants to play with it again. Bonus: It can protect the kid and teach it the value of discipline. Similar thing apply to Reuniclus too.

2. Object-mons that don't eat or be cleaned up after at all. Rotom, for instance, doesn't need to eat and can possess the kid's electronic toys. They generally have a happy demeanor and love to play. Klefki could be a fun playmate as well, seeing as it doesn't eat and jingles when you hug it.

3. Gentle plants. I wouldn't let a child near something like Gloom or Amoongus, but something like Whimsicott or Luidicolo would be great. They don't need to eat much because of photosynthesis, they're generally playful and friendly as opposed to being aggressive or toxic.

4. Pokémon that are protective and self-suffiecient. Many pokemon are instinctively protective and as a bonus, can thrive on their own while carrying the burden of looking after your child. These pokemon are more nannies or responsible big brothers/big sisters than playmates, however. Good examples include Chansey, Aggron, Kangaskhan, Leavanny, Pangoro, Golurk, Gardevoir/Gallade, and Braviary.

Pokémon that would be terrible to leave your child with: Chandelure
Drifloon
Gyarados
Nosepass
Sharpedo ("Bully of the Sea" and has the word pedo in its name)
Hydreigon
Tyrunt
Pineco
Primeape
Electrode
Roselia
Toxicroak
Magmar

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>>29505860
mega scizor is also a fine babysitter

>>29511362
For the "bad idea to leave a child with this Pokemon" list, I have three suggestions: Honedge, Doublade and Aegislash. They're fucking swords, need I say more?

>>29506057
Underrated post

>>29505071
Rockruff. Just hope it's not nighttime when it's time for the pup to evolve!

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>>29505071
Sunkern

>>29512687
>Just hope it's not nighttime when it's time for the pup to evolve!
That's not how it works.
Also:
>implying Nightdoggo wouldn't be significantly better with kids than Sundog McLoner

Drifloon or Drowzee

>>29505071
You're making me remember Paulie and I don't want to be sad tonight.

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>>29505124

Came here to post this.

>Cute + Cuddly
>Can grow and change with the kid
>Encourages them to become whatever they want to be

>>29513047
You sound like the kind of new-age liberal faggot that would let your son become a radical transgenderist.

>>29506057
pretty good banter my friend