What is this pose called?

>>29486686
pure sex

>>29486686
Jojo

>>29486686
How fucking tall is Blue, like 6 foot?

It's the "Don't use lube daddy"

>>29486740
alakazam is like 3 foot

>>29486740
How fucking tall is Alakazam?

Yare yare

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>>29486686
Why is everyone in Alola so fucking chuuni?
I love it

>>29486686
What poses have names to people who aren't jojobronies?

>>29486686
Draw me like your French girls

>>29486756
>>29486760
4'11"

>>29486788
Blue is just generic cocky. He's not like Gladion who thinks he's the most badass thing ever.

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>>29486799
Sentai

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>>29486686
Alakazam is 4'11''. Such a tiny pokemon, it is perfect for bullying.

>>29486686
He looks lost

>>29486740
Well based on proper proportions and angling, Alakazam's height would come up to about Blue's shoulder.

Based on this, Blue should be 5'11-6'1" roughly.

>>29486686

his outfit reminds me of a stay at home mom

>awkward capris that haven't been in style for as many years old her oldest child is
>purse/diaper bag
>blouse
>messy hair she can't be bothered to fix because she doesn't leave the house enough for it to matter
>hand up to ear listening to what her precious hardworking hubby hub is telling her to make for dinner

It's another "Pokemon are perfectly scaled" episode.

>>29487107
Blue is basically a frat kid anon. The fuck are you getting stay at home mom from? Also how is a dress shirt a blouse?

>>29487185
it looks exactly like a blouse. I could go into my closet and pick out a black blouse that looks exactly like that, minus the white buttons

>>29487272
Its just a regular old dress shirt. Maybe your blouses just look like men's dress shirts.

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>>29487185
blouse

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>>29487331
short sleeve dress shirt

>>29486905
Fair enough.

>>29486919
Pretty sure he'd just telekinesis the shit outta you if you tried to mess with him.

>>29487405
You win this time

>>29486686
Your son calls me daddy too.

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>>29486686
>capri pants

>>29486686
Gay as fuck.

>>29487524
/thread

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>>29486905

>>29487620
>not Cake Boss
Fuck you, Fourze.

>>29486686
Flamboyantly gay

>>29486895
Plus Blue has the skills and achievements to back up his arrogance. Beats Red to every gym leader and to the Elite Four. His downfall is not giving enough of a shit about Pokemon and their wellbeing, so he misses out on experience from the likes of Silph and Pokemon Tower sieges in favor of doing his own thing.

>>29487886
>Blue has the skills and achievements
What, like losing to Red?