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You see that pose right fucking there? No male can pull that

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You see that pose right fucking there?

No male can pull that off without looking like the absolute twinkiest of fags.

Take the hint this game is giving you.

You aren't going to be retarded for 2 gens straight.
You ARE going to pick one of the Chicken-Chans, right?
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I want to fuck, Chicken-chan not be her.
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>>29484462
i'm pretty gay though
also chicken-chan will always be the most retarded fan name
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same trailer literally has the male version of that pose alongside her

fuck outta here, faggot
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>>29484462
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>>29484462
japanese trailer showed the boy doing the same pose but his arm position was a little different
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>>29484462
No. It matters not how twinky you look when the reward for the silly dance is to summon the ancient titans to destroy my enemies.
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It is impossible to not pick the female mc when there is customization.

Beyond that, Chicken and Hilda are the best MC designs. Period. Not picking them makes you a literal retard.
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>>29484462
>using z-moves
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>>29484462
GUESS WHAT

I do that sorta shit all the time

AND THIS DICK WILL ONLY BE PENETRATING WOMEN
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>>29484462
I am picking the females in Sun and Moon, not because of poses but because I am just not going to be chucked out of customization options for two gens in a row.
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>>29484502
face cat is the best cat
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>>29484462
But the male literally does a different pose:
>>29484534
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I'm probably going to chose the female trainer, the male trainer just looks goofy as fuck this gen, especially during most of the Z-moves. TPCi using the female trainer to showcase most of the Z-moves shows that even they know that.

The straw that broke the camels back though was the demo, that goofy ass expression the male trainer had whilst Hakamo-o charged at him was utterly retarded and completely pulled me out of the moment.

I've made fun of the female trainer alot these past few months, but I'd rather use her than the buffon that is the male trainer.
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Males and females have slightly different dances.
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>>29484587
I like your style, anon.
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>>29484559
Excuse me, Blackstone-kun is the coolest main game MC we have ever had.
Not picking him makes you a Tumblrfag
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Still rustled over this Yo-Kai shit polluting Pokemon desu
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>>29484669
So your issue is the expression the guy had, when the girl is obviously going to be similarly inexpressive.
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>>29484462
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A male playing as a female is way gayer than a guy making a split second pose to summon a giant monster
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>>29484790
>uhhh heh well I mean uhh I do it b-because I want to stare at a girl's ass when playing my video games...
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>>29484462
>Tfw I normally play the girl character
>But customization in X made me pick the male so I could look cool

What do?
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>>29484889
>l-le stuttering meme
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>>29484557
I read this in Ron Swanson's voice
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>>29484889
I just don't care, I pick which ever looks better. Which usually has me picking both about equally
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>>29484790
>>29484889
>Being so insecure about your sexuality that you force yourself to play with a guy just to avoid people questioning you

Because I like her design better than the guy.
Because she's cute
Because she has better customization options than the guy.

I'm so sorry for you people who are unable to give such simple answers.
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>>29484960
How in god the male customization that's utterly and completely shit for the guy, made you want to play as the guy instead of keeping you playing with the girl who had all the nice and good stuff and much more expansive options? You are contradicting yourself.
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>>29484462
>mfw when someone decides to not pick the second best female MC
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There is literally nothing strange about a grown man choosing to play as an eleven-year-old girl when given the option to do so
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>>29484462
I will be playing as Chicken-Chan but I must still point out this shit bait.
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>>29485052
Most males in the games look dorky (Nate, Ethan) or just bad (Red, MC from D/P/Lucas?) I did pick Hilbert in Black though

With customization, I could change the males to what I thought was "cool"
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>>29485289
Your character looks like if his mom picked his clothes.
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>>29485335
Is this a new meme?
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>>29485289
nice fedora, idiot
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>>29485052
Not him, but it was still better than me irl.

I still picked Serena, cause she was better in EVERY way.
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>>29485367
Yeah, I picked the fedora non ironically. What are you gonna do? Call me a neckbeard?
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>>29485360
No, it's a way of saying you have shit taste and look everything but cool.
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>>29484462
Why would I play as a girl when I'm not one?
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>>29484768
Does she want me to put my dick in there?
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>>29485403
Yes, neckbeard
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>>29484502
nice battlecats gif dood
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>>29485414
That wasn't me, but we obviously have a different opinion. Regardless, the male customization isn't that bad since I'm completely satisfied with my character
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>>29485429
Because she a cute.
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>>29485403
props for not giving a shit. Fedora's are fine if you can pull them off, which the male trainer can. Problem is just neckbeards with no fashion sense not realising that hats don't suit them.
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>>29485448
I wish I could actually grow enough hair to be called a neckbeard. I have no facial hair except for the pedostache I have to shave since it won't grow anymore
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>>29484462
I must be missing something but why is she called Chicken chan, /vp/?

In b4 "how newRU?et cetera et cetera
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>>29485022
>le insecure maymay xD

Yeah, no. We're just not faggots, faggot. But then then again, it is the year 2016, so be as gay as you want, friend :^)
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I'm going to play as a boy and not use the stupid ass Z Moves, so fuck you op.
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>>29485517
The hat. Looks like a chicken's red head thing
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>>29484462

Not to Jojofag, but Jojo characters can look manly with nearly any pose.
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>>29485545
>chicken's red head thing
>not knowing what a wattle or comb is

Also, it's apparently supposed to be a flower, but I gotta admit, I like it as a chicken wattle better.
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>>29485517
Retards mistook the flower beanie for a chicken hat and they won't admit they were wrong.
At least we'll get official names next month
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>>29485574
>not knowing what a wattle or comb is
Maybe he knows what it is but not how it's called in english, you mong. Not everyone have english as their first language.

I didn't knew it was called wattle or comb, so thanks, I guess.
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>>29485574
>>29485646
Yeah, I had no idea what the hell it was called, mostly because it was never relevant for me to know.

Did you know that the tip of your shoelace is called an Aglet? Me neither until yesterday
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>>29485583
>Retards
It's a terribly designed hat. If chicken-chan became such a thing then the creators are at fault for failing to make a decent hat.
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>>29484502
Well you can name her Chicka-chan for short. I'll name her chicken chan and keep the hat, but if I lose the hat I'll play new game and name her Chicka-chan
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>>29484462
>implying
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>>29485723
>he doesnt even watch phineas and ferb
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>>29484534
That doesn't really change anything
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>>29485797
>I actually did get it from Phineas and Ferb
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>>29484534
Ginyu force!
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Repressed tranny general?
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>>29485735
It was just the angle, but even then it was incredibly obvious that it was a flower hat. She's not Maxwell
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>>29484462
nah
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>>29484462
Why do people so adamantly pick one? A lot of people buy or pirate both versions. Male in one version, female in another, done. If you only have one version, you'll probably still want to replay the game, so explore the other gender option when you do. No need to take sides.
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>>29484502
did you save that from here
because I've been posting that non stop
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>>29484502
I'd delete this if I were you.


Shit might get a little...bombastick.
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>>29484502
Good gif.
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>>29484462
>No male can pull that off without looking like the absolute twinkiest of fags
MC-kun is already a cute twink so I don't know what you would expect
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>>29486610
That grin is the grin of a villain. She knows exactly the magnitude of the power she holds. This is all just a game to her.
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>>29485583
>Implying her name isn't moon.

Anon in the demo the male is called Sun by default. If you don't think her name is Moon I have news for you anon
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>>29486610
Objection Overruled!
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>>29488447
Well, any person that wears such heinous hat cannot possibly be a normal person.
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>>29484587
Literally me
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>>29484462
Then I guess I'll have a character that looks like the absolute twinkiest of fags..
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webm please?
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Theres literally nothing gay about posing. Posing has been a centerpiece of Japanese culture forever, and now its even cool in the west thanks to JoJo taking off
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>>29484462
Boy propably will get diffrent animations
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>>29489842
>and now its even cool in the west thanks to JoJo
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>>29484462
I liked the 6th gen dude but inability to take the hat off ever, and the fact I get barely 1/3 of the clothing and it's all terrible pissed me off to no end.

re watching the teaser of customization for the trainers and seeing that damn boy model NEVER changes out of shorts was just the last fuck it i'm not doing this again. I hate shorts, i hate japan's obsession with giving 'shorts to every fucking protag even goign into 15 plus, and I hate their taste in shorts. i'm not gonna be a doofy 11 year old in shorts when i have other outfit options.

if you aren't going to give me cool clothes, or cameo outfits, or even 'good' male clothes fuck it I'll join the perverts and make a girl character so i can actually have some options.
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>>29484587
>>29484557
literally these

let whoever wants to make fun of my faggy pose laugh all the way to their grave when I pound them two miles deep into the dirt with the power of a ten-story elemental fist.
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