>tfw your Rowlet is female

>>29483698
I have a strong desire to impregnate this non-flying archer owl.

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>>29483774
>avian
>impregnate
you're a fucking idiot

>>29483791
Love finds a way.

I mean, the egg is still inside of them for a little. I don't know if fertilize is the right word.

>>29483698
So has /vp/ come to a consensus that Robinhoot is (female)? This gen is rampant with grass waifumon.

>>29483816
Most birds just press their butts together to mate.

>>29483816
You're STILL talking about this like it's a normal thing, anon.

>>29483868
So would she just kind of grind on it, then? I mean, I like buttjobs. This sounds fine.

>>29483698
I actually like how androgynous Decidueye looks. It compliments the trio well with barabait and waterwaifu.

>>29483890
It's better than a lizard and, i mean, those eyes. Cmon, like you wouldn't. Look at those abs.

Birds got cloacas. please do not stick things into cloacas. That's not how they work.

>>29484009
We're on cloaca grinding now, man. Cmon, catch up.

>>29483791
>implying pokemon behave the same way actual animals do

>>29483946
Stop, anon.

>>29484009
Tell that to ducks

>>29484097
I actually can't. Please help.
Those goddamn eyes. Fuck.

>>29484118
Very few birds got dicks. owls aint one of em

>>29484118
Ducks also can't control when they shit like other birds. They are the trash of the bird world.

>>29483698
name her Hedwig

>>29484365
Nah. J. K. Rowling.

>>29484381
But Rowling's not dead

>>29483698
Id fuck it

>>29484399
Yeah, but her career basically is. Have you read the new Harry Potter book?

>>29484365
I'd name mine Hooters.

>>29484494
I'd name mine Hoot Sex. Or Hoot Chick. Or Hoot Mama.

Or Cock Quiver.

>>29484492
Is this a trap question?

>>29484628
No, but it's based on a shitty Broadway play.

The villain is the daughter of Bellatrix and Voldy, and the main character, Albus, is a whiny emo cunt with daddy issues.

>>29484765
Literally a fanfic. Wow.

>>29485103
Yeah. Also time travel shit and the Ron-character is Draco's faggot son, who is suspected of being Voldy's son because Draco's wife had wizard cancer.

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>>29483774
>>29483816

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>tfw you have a female Decidueye

>>29485300
How fucking big was the original image if that's the crop?

>>29485300
Since Pokémon and humans married, do you think that they're, you know, "compatible"?

>>29485249
Would Lele force you to fuck until you drop for its amusement and use its scales to alter your bodies until they're compatible?

>>29485565
In the reverse order, yes. However, she would probably let you live if you did a good job. Imaginr sex so good that you nearly die every time, plus the mind-shenanigans psychic types can pull.

The owl is getting MUCH more fanart on pixiv than the shitty walrus. It's disgusting shit, but it's still more than Primarina.

>>29485361
59667348 is the pixiv id. Enjoy.

>>29485734
>Primarina has two pages
>Decidueye has not even a full page
>somehow this means Decidueye has more

bumps for interest

>>29485300
The full image is pretty hot.

>>29485202
let's not forget the fact that Harry accidentally tells his son that he wishes that they weren't related
and Ginny is reduced to a stay-at-home mom
and Hermione is now a nigger

wew