Who else, honest to god, blushed a little? yknow aside of the clothes

I just got feels, happy then sad. Happy like seeing an old friend and then sad realizing how much older we've become.

>>29483051
First though was "wow he's hot"

I'm a straight male with a pregnant wife and have never thought this about a man. He's just that good.

I know now why everytime I meet another poke fan my first thought is this guy is a faggot.

>>29483051
I did I'm in love.

>>29483051
I'm straight but I mean, come on
There has to be a loophole for this

>>29483051
I for one, anxiously wait for our chink gods to make loads of doujins now.

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>>29483051
The angle of the tufts of hair near his temples is bothering me. Why is it so parallel?

>>29483051
Why are his eyes proportioned differently now?

I wanted Sugimori to design this.

i'm not gay but he could fuck me and i'd be okay with it

>>29483051
His eyebrows are what makes him so attractive.

>Those eyebrows

Now I understand why some people like Diantha so much

>>29484778
I know, right? Full eyebrows get me every time. I'm a straight grill (or so I think), and when I saw Diantha I was like "daYUM"

>>29485553
Please be my girlfriend I'll give you money

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PLEASE RED, GIVE ME YOUR COCK! I'll do anything.

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>>29485738
Wish i could get this kind of gig irl

>>29483051
I'm not a girl or a faggot, OP.

But I suppose I can understand the sentiment.

>>29484778
I like cute girls with thick eyebrows in real life too.

>>29485824
>Yokai

Never mind pls die alone

>>29485738
Isn't that what you do in real life anyway? Just buy some escort time if you want to wet your dick.

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>>29483051
YARE YARE DAZE

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>>29484778
most women looks bad with full/big/bushy eyebrows but when they look good, they look fucking good.

Grown-up Red is pretty good looking too

>>29485948
Workin on it

>>29486028
OH MY GOD STFU JOJOFAGS

>>29485817
F-full image source?

>>29486055
GOOD

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN

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i immediately vomited on my keyboard. what were they thinking turning him into a dudebro?

>>29483051
EMIYA SHIROU

>>29486028
>le epic jojo reference xDDDD
Fuck off, you morbidly obese, autistic swine. You think JoJo invented those poses? I swear, JoJofags think everything is a fucking JoJo reference. Hey, guys, guess what?! The characters in JoJo breathe, and so do we! Life is just one big JoJo reference LOL hahaha YARE YARE DAZE FTW XDDD
No! Enough is enough. No more JoJofaggotry on this board. It's time to take a stand against this trash, and I'll be the first one to stand up and call for the death, death, DEATH of JoJofags!

>>29487201
>RBY red
Amateur cocky trainer with great potential
>FRLG red
Centered trainer working hard to become better
>SM red
30 something normie who only played RBY and pokemon GO and calls himself a 'nerd' because of that

>>29487201
actually being a dudebro is what makes this design so good

I was walking on Route 3 two years ago when I saw something that would change me forever. I saw a small secluded area with a lot of tall grass. I could see two figures there that I instantly recognized from my days in training in the league-- Red and Blue. The two seemed like they were on the ground but as I got closer I quickly saw what the two were doing. Red had his pants down with Blues face and open mouth at his ass. I was shocked when I finally realized what I was seeing: Red was shitting in Blues mouth and Blue was eating it. I watched for a few minutes and it was over. Blue licked all the shit from his ass, cleaned it, & pulled his pants up. Then the two shared mouthwash, a toothbrush, and walked side by side to the end of the route. I will never be the same after what I saw them do.

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>>29487239
>Time to take a stand

>>29487239
well jojo is trash. the story, the art, the gay poses, its all shit.

>>29483119
I believe the term is GAR.

Red is hot and I hopefully will never think this of another man.

He became a man.

woah

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>>29487358

>>29487337
It as the 90s, anon. It was a...different time.

>>29487201
to be fair FRLG is a great design, makes it hard to top

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>>29483051

>>29487647
MY DICK

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>>29487610
i certainly get hard when i think about Red topping

tfw no art of red fucking green and green being a power bottom

>>29487647
SHIET.

>>29483051
Red is one of the classic cases of "puberty done right"

>>29483051
Me.

>>29487647
yep there it is, the realistic depiction

people thinking he's dudebro/tank tier are crazy

>>29488186
I want Red to fuck the cockiness right out of Blue

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>>29485817
Sauce?

>>29483051
he's so cute *o*
added to my list of poke crushes for sure

>>29483051
Gotta admit he sure got handsome over the years. Im not even a faggot or anything. I really like how hes taller than blue now. Maybe its sorta a joke since blue was always the one who was a step ahead of red but now hes suceeded blue even in height. Btw why does blue still tease him? Wtf is his problem?

>>29488659
It's just banter

>>29488681
I expected blue to have at least matured a little

>>29487647
I wanna cum all over his body

I don't like his mouth. It looks like he's trying really hard to frown.

> "I'm SO mad right now!"

>>29484360
This is Sugimori, it's his art style and he undoubtedly designed him as well.

>>29488731
he's trying to look grumpy because his husband blue is teasing him

>>29487201
>Found pants that fit properly
>Took off his jacket
>Switched to a white shirt
>Sling bag instead of backpack

It's a natural progresion Red isn't some /fa/ggot who can't go out unless he's wearing combats a woman's top and skin tight pants all in shades of black

The only outfit you need to wear is some pants and a shirt, and you can go out and train mon without stoping every five minutes to ensure your $500 pair of designer shoes don't got mud on them

>>29485817
S-sauce?

>>29484360
Anon...

>>29487647
I am cumming! I am cumming! AHHH.

Ohh, Red...

>>29488788
This. Totally on a honeymoon. While battling Alolan trainers, that is.

>>29483101
なつかしい

>>29483119
Good diq is good diq

>>29487239
Except I'm fit and hot. You tried tho

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>>29489245
exquisite cringe

>>29487337
90's and 00's were a mess. At least the 90's revival were experiencing right now is curated and well fitted

>>29487647
Daddy

>>29489286
It's true tho. Cry on your bed tonite

>>29488186
Check /y/.

>>29483776
the loophole is you're bi
I discovered that years ago and it's the best. I wanna date Red now.

why are people so reluctant to admit to themselves they have bisexual urges? boys are fucking great

>>29489657
I think you mean "fucking boys is great."

>>29489704
both. boys are definitely better than girls in bed though

>>29487647
holy fuck that's actually hot

>>29487647
Hmm...

Much better than the "I watch Rhyhorn racing with a twelve pack of Bud Light by my side" design he had going on before.

>>29487201
So you wouldn't jack off your dudebro?

>>29487647
Hot

>>29487647
How much seman hasn't been spent over this already? Inquiring minds want to know.

>>29483051
I got an erection.

>>29483051
i would let him kiss me senseless

>>29487248
*bad

I want to rub my hand across his hand and then hold it

>>29488798
>strawmanning this hard

You don't need to be a /fa/g to think his design is shit

"Wow... I shoulda expected Red. I wonder how /vp/ reacted?"
>PORN WHEN
"Shoulda expected that, too."

At least I know I'm completely straight now.

>>29491026
In my experience, straight guys will always eventually find that one thing that gives them gay feelings.

You'll find your one someday, anon. Red's not for everyone.

>>29491248
That's a pretty large sweeping statement for something based on your experience, man. It's possibly you're simply gay.

...

But that's just a theory.

A Game Theory

>>29484360
Sugimori designed this red. It can be seen by the textures, ohomori don't use that.

>>29491326
>It's possible you're simply gay

What was your first clue?

>>29491620
>In my experience, straight guys will always eventually find that one thing that gives them gay feelings.

Come on, lad. Keep up.

>>29487201
I don't get the dudebro vibe people have of the new Red. Because of the T-shirt and scuffed pants, I got a more 'white trash' vibe. All it'd need is some tears in the top and bottom and it's all there.

As someone else said, after 10+ years of being a Champion and probably wiping everyone with little trouble, I get the feeling of disinterest more than simply unassuming, although that pose suggests Red's still got the same attitude when in battle.

>>29487239
You have to be 18+ on this board

>>29483051
I don't give a fuck.

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>>29491685
Deku is my only source of gay-ness.

oh and the blond calem-fuccboi

>>29483051
I'm not a fag so no I didn't.

>>29483051

My gf says he's ugly.

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At least we´ll know who´ll be the champ at the Sun/Moon2 arc

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>>29487239

Nigger has taken the bait! Hook, line, and sinker.

think you need a mirror for that autism claim!

>>29487647
WE MUST GO DEEPER

>>29487647
That's it I waited but I'm preordering now.

>>29493162
>>29493240
what did the closet cases of /vp/ mean by this?

Reminds me of Ryu.

>>29487201
Alola is hot as fuck, makes sense that he doesn't wear a jacket anymore. If it wasn't for GF trying to stay somewhat true to the original he would probably use some shorts and a sleeveless shirt.

>>29494830

I think he's cute, I was just saying my gf thinks he's ugly.