IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>29473777
I need somehand holdingon that machamp and the qt.
>game has a simple plot
>DOES (game) SUPPORT RACISM AND THE ILLUMINATI???
>>29473777
muh dik
>>29473883
That's not GT
You're thinking of Polygon
>>29473883
what
>>29473883
Idk man gotta go give some meta indie games to more religious icons
>>29473883
>"MARIO BROTHERS has MENTAL brain DISABILITY???"
I'm all for fan theories but that shit is cancer.
>>29474494
>blah blah blah blah COMA blah blah
>>29473777
>>29474494
I like actual theories about possible, in-universe stuff. But the most mainstream fan theories are either batshit stupid Matpat ones, or boring "Protag is really dreaming/coma/dead"
>>29473777
so they became gay because girl turned them down? yeah...
>>29473777
Is there any actual chance that the machamp could could be Leaf? Is there anything that proves she COULDN'T be Leaf?
Please, I just want to see my waifu again, and since GF will never explicitly acknowledge her existence, I'll take every chance I can, even I have to headcanon really hard.
>>29473777
IS MOZART STILL ALIVE?
>>29473777
But what is the machamp is a female?
>>29473777
Needs more mega gay sex
>>29474687
HIGH POWER SCISSORING
>>29474668
>that the machamp could could be Leaf?
I MEANT THE MACHAMP GIRL*, NOT THE MACHAMP ITSELF
>>29473883
It's a parody Twitter account.
>>29474687
Then she's a lesbian
>>29474727
>>29474668
Leaf confirmed for accident with Bill's Transporter.
>>29474656
It was out of spite
At first they would just make out in front of her hoping to make her jealous
Then eventually they did it even when she wasn't there then blue sucked red off and they fucked
now they're married and honeymooning in Alola
Just look at their dialogue in the video, that's totally a married couple
>>29474748
The fact that you can believe it's real from face value really speaks volumes
>>29473777
wait which game is the leaf machamp screengrab from
I always had a feeling that she was an unrepentant Pokemon fucker.
>>29474817
the best part is that they actually went berserk with the "Why I gave the Pope Undertale" vid and had "are they trying to one up us or something?" as a Game Theory with that video.
New Pokemon Confirmed Gen VIII???
>>29474847
that's the sun and moon demo. This girl sprained her ankle and the machamp helped her and she said it was "a guy" so we thought it was a human
>>29474668
>that the machamp could could be Leaf
My. fucking. sides.
>>29474817
If you thought they were being serious at all then you're a fucking retard.
>>29474671
Why the living fuck would I be alive?
>>29473777
>machamp cucked blue and red
>reminded that in HGSS he HAD A MACHAMP
HIS OWN MACHAMP KEKED HIM
>>29474671
Better question, is Bach?
>>29474817
This is what literally anyone who falls for a parody says to save face.
Every single time
>>29474668
It is certainly possible.
>Red reaches Fuchsia
>Leaf starts her journey
>Pick Bulbasaur left behind
>Gets past Brock and Misty easily
>Red in now visiting Sevii Islands with Bill
>Leaf finds Bill's empty house
>Shit happens, and she fuses with her Machamp
>She tries to find Bill
>He moves to Johto
>She ends up in Alola, still search for Bill
>Finds a trainer willing to accept her, even though she's half human, half Pokemon and half male, half female
>Falls in love with her, and stays in Alola
>>29474549
HOW CAN WHITE BOIS COMPETE???
>>29475423
>>29473871
It's a parody account. But that shows people are willing to believe that's something they'd say.
>>29475423
Thank you, anon. Thank you.
>>29474668
>Is there any actual chance that the machamp could could be Leaf
My god, you're right. This discovery changes the whole way we view the Pokemon lore.
>>29474880
fuck i still have mine somewhere
>>29473777
whoever wrote that shit needs to quit the internet forever.
Murricans depraved ways are contaminating everything. It's like rome all over again.
>>29474668
Top kek
>>29473777
>Game theory
>>29473777
They got married because they're both hot, not because of some literally who.
>>29474494
Everyone talks about/makes fun of the "MARIO IS MENTAL" theory and the "LINK IS DEAD" theory, but no one EVER makes fun of how stupid the "Wily is Innocent!" theory is.
>>29473777
The only problem with this is that Blue has such an ego that i think he'd end up marrying himself
>>29474817
The fact that YOU can believe it's real from face value really speaks volumes about how dense you are.
>>29474633
>or boring "Protag is really dreaming/coma/dead"
I WILL NEVER NOT BE MAD AS FUCK
>>29476476
Because "Wily is innocent" isn't pants on head retarded. It's more "___ did nothing wrong" levels of stupid.
>>29477752
Fuck, why'd you have to remind me.
>>29474668
>>29475423
Ooooh, Totally possible.
Leaf could be inside one of their Pokeballs!
AHHAHAAHAH