First born son

then make his middle name Fug

>>29455268
>Pic related.

Divorce

>>29455268
I'd say that your image shows you're reacting right, but you're unironically asking autists on /vp/ whether or not your wife making your son's very name a fucking joke is okay or not.

>>29455268
You should feel bad for lying on the internet

>>29455268
being forever named a japanese cartoon dragon his parents liked is the epitome of reasons to hate yourself

do you want your son to hate himself

>>29455294
Idk, I bet we could find a pretty sweet backpack for him to use in kindergarten so I guess everything will even out in the end, at least I hope so.

Ray is fine as a name, Rayquaza is not.

>>29455268
It's not the worst Pokemon to be named after. I actually know someone named Abra, no shitting. There's no nickname or shorthand to make that not retarded. At least you can fall back on Ray.

>>29455268
Yeah its fine
If you want your son to get kicked in the ribs.

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This dude?
Ray?? ARE YOU THERE!?

>>29455312
>Hey look guys its the Pokemon Go kid!

>>29455268
Ray is a decent name.
Rayquaza is not.

>>29455268
Try to talk her out of it. Just Ray is enough. Rayquaza is Pilot Inspektor tier and your child will hate his name when he gets older. If you want to name him after a Pokémon, name him Aron. That's a normal name.

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Your last name better be ferrier
RAY!!

>>29455268
Name him Brendan. It's a human name and he's the one who catches Fug.

>Rayquaza goes to school
>Kindly asks people to call him Ray
>They agree after 3 years of teasing him with the Pokemon GO song
>Shitty sub teachers walks in
>Takes roll
>Ra... Raykwauzah? Raykwayzer? uhh...
>Kids laugh
>Rayquaza kills self because of crack addicted parents

>>29455272
>>29455447
I must confess I do not regularly browse /vp/ so I'm not sure what this fug meme is. That said, she is pretty dead set on Rayquaza but I do get to choose the middle name. Wat do?

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>>29455497
talk her out of it you cuck, it shouldn't be hard to do either since the name is literally hitler tier

>>29455497
The German word for Flying Type is Flug. It got misprinted as Fug and the nickname came about and stuck.

Do you want your kid to kill himself?

>>29455497
Don't do it anon. On top of being a overrated Pokemon, your wife is just enforcing her interests upon your child.

>>29455590
Nope. Hopefully he will like it. I'll let him play my ruby version after he beats my red and gold versions.

>>29455268
you have a wife who is retarded and a cringelord

>>29455268
Name the kid Ray Quaza (insert last name).

Or name kid Raymond and call him Rayquaza as a nickname around the house.

Or convince your wife to stop being an idiot.

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>>29455268
My advice? give him a sex change operation. then he won't be your first born son anymore and she can't name her that. foolproof.

>>29455497
Rayquaza Cuck [Lastname]
That way he will grow up as his daddy.

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>>29455268
>naming your child after a pokémon
have an abortion and a divorce

>>29455268
Raymond Quasimoto Lastname

Fixed

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>>29455636
You literally went from concerned to fully embracing the idea, I know your shitposting but come OP at least be consistent

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Name him Rayquaza "Aero-Ass" McFug
I bet he will look like Pic related

>>29455792
Actually I only posted the concerned image because I didn't have anything pokemon related. As stated earlier I don't regularly browse /vp/. I think Ray Quaza would be good and I think she would go for that. Our last name is German, which makes the whole Fug thing almost tempting

Legally change your last name to "Groudon" and make his middle name "Kyogre". That'll solve all of your problems.

>>29455268
>So my wife wants to name her first born son Rayquaza
Fixed that for you

When I have a son I'll name him UB-Expansion

>>29455268
Call him ray and when he's older you can tell him

>>29455268
Just call him Ray or Raymond. If your wife is dead-set on Rayquaza, then divorce her unless you want your future kid to kill himself at a young age.

>>29455268
Tell your wife not to force her hobbies on to someone who hasn't even defined their taste yet, let alone been born

>>29455818
He will suicide from the amount of bullying he'll have to endure. I'm normally a good person, but if I see someone named Ray Quaza, I would make fun of him. That's the only thing you can do.

desu Rayquaza doesn't soun much different from your typical afroamerican ghetto name.

lmao this thread made me realize rayquaza sounds like a nigger girl name

>>29455910
This.

>>29455497
Offer compromise on Ray [name that starts with Q] [Last Name]

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Okay, quick question. If you see someone named Ray Quaza, how would you react?

>>29455910
This is actually a great point. If you name the kid Rayquaza you're basically setting up to hate pokemon. The bullying he'll get in middleshcool to highschool will be enough to make him avoid it entirely probably.

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>>29455967
>Rayquaza's shiny is black

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>>29456012

FUG

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>>29456012

You probably arent fit to raise kids with those decision making skills.

Try for Ray

but make his middle name fug

>>29455343
>Abe
>Abbey

Also, Abra is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Rayquaza, but OP is just in for the keks and (you)s

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>>29456012

>>29455268
people who name their kids shit like this legit need to be publicly curbstomped
get the fuck out of that relationship OP

>>29455268
That is a terrible, cringey fucking idea, and you have every right to be concerned. It's equivalent to those fucksticks who name their sons Optimus Prime.

>>29456830
How old is little baby Sephiroth now?

>>29455268
There's no way this is real, but I believe it.

Serious question: is your wife LITERALLY mentally retarded or otherwise suffer from some sort of mental disability?

It takes a very special kind of person to name their child after a fake animal in a kids game.

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Just name hin Raymond.

>>29455268
Just make sure your last name isn't rice.

>>29457163
shit like this happens all the time. See Optimus Prime, Sephiroth, Hikari, etc. True tales of fucking horror because parents are fucking retarded.

make his middle name tickledicks and refuse to change your mind until your dumb wife picks a real first name

>>29457305
I know, but to actually see it and for someone to be so unaware as to actually ask for an opinion on it?
I'm spooked.
Good thing it's almost Halloween.

>>29455268
Raymond Quasar [Lastname].

Won't change the fact your wife was naming the child after fug, but that at least sounds normal.

As normal as it can be, anyway.

Give him a double-barrel middle name.
Ray Fug Quaza (Your last name here)
Everyone will call him Ray, and the only people who give a shit about middle names are the government.

>>29457434
>Quasar
Now I can't help but think you're naming him after beta Jimmy Neutron.

>>29455268
dont you'll ruin thae kids life just pull a random bible name from a hat and use that

>>29457305
Hikari is a real name though.
Aside from you looking like a weeb it's nothing wrong with it, especially if your of Japanese origin.

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>>29455268
Ray is the name of a champion