Why do people like this thing?

>>29450768
scalie semen demon

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>>29450768
Salandit's evo keeps a consistent design and it's kinda cool looking.

I'm naming mine Camilla to play on the "slut" joke.

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CUZ ITS FUCKING HOT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

>>29450768
>nobody talks about it
>File name
>why do people like this thing?
Just say you wished it didn't have an evolution and then move on, put your pants on, nobody likes or cares about your hate boner

>>29450768
why do you fucking think

>>29450768
>>29443110

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>>29450768
I think because it's Poison/Fairy.. I personally like it for that reason alone. Nice typing. The switch from Fire to Fairy was unexpected.

>>29451151
>fire/fairy
source? confirmed?

>>29451172
>source?
his ass

>>29450768
I hate it. Ruined Salandit, the best Pokémon of this generation.

Why did a shifty-eyed bandit lizard turn into a woman wearing a sultry lizard-like fursuit?

Why is everything anthropomorphic or waifubait this gen?

>>29451151
>Every feminine looking pokemon must be fairy type.

Basically what you're saying?

>>29450768
This is the evo I hate the most

>>29451195
>he didn't read Sandlit's description to anticipate this

>>29451244
Salandit itself apparently makes fuckslaves out of people, but it's not anthropomorphic with a creepy, seductive gaze -- why would I necessary anticipate its evolution to be so repulsively anthropomorphisized?

>>29451195
Feminity will probably be a major theme in the story this time around. We're getting a lot of feminine Pokémon, There's a lot of flower-based naming going on, and Lusamine literally says she wants to be a mother to all Pokémon. She's also potentially going to be the villain, the first female one in the series.

I don't hate it, but it is clearly inferior to Salandit. It turned a perfect design into a meh design.

>>29450768
It's a slutty, sneaky con artist that uses pheromones to lull you into a false sense of security while it walks off with all your shit. It's a take on Salandit's robber theme that comes out of left field while still making sense. The design isn't bad, either, it looks like a quadruped that is able to stand up to "complete" the illusion in its prey's mind that it's actually a DTF working girl and not a poisonous fire lizard about to eat them.

Let the furfags have their fun, I'm not letting their degeneracy ruin a good design. It has amazing typing and an amazing ability that lets it troll steel types, if it has a good speed tier and good attacking stats it'll be good for sure.

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>>29451172
>>29451192
>>29451210
I just figured because the Orange fire turned pink as well as it turns feminine. Is the male version not staying Poison/Fire? I'll be mad if they both keep the same types.

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>>29451461
>Male Version

Anon I....

>>29450768
She's my mommy and I love her.

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>>29451195
>why did a shifty-eyed bandit lizard turn into a femme fatale cat burglar

It retained the thief theme, just not in the way you expected.

>>29451499
I am one hundo sure that it's male Sandalit2 is on all fours with a more rough looking and red veins and keeps his mask... juse a feeling.

>>29450768
She is not bad at all. I love her design and typing and not a furry. Just use her in battle trust me she will be amazing and if you don't like.. use the male one?

>>29451521
"Um, what exactly did you say the Pokémon took from you?"

"About three tablespoons of semen. I took the liberty of sketching the perpetrator myself, if we can get this out to the local-"

"Get out of my office."

Either because it's black and vaguely raptor like so it's cool, or because it's curvy

>>29451594
/thread

>>29451594
Yeah I love the Raptor like appearance and that's how I picture her I don't look at her as a person at all. Perspective Anon... don't let those furry fags ruin a great poke.

>>29451298
That's the only retort I've really seen so far
" >He didn't read the bio and expect it to turn into a feminine domninatrix xDDD"
It's just that the "bandit" motif was infinitely more interesting and apparent aesthetically than the seduction motif, which will always be equated to pokefucker pandering.

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>>29451537
stop putting it in my head there will be more forms/pokemon, I'm not gonna be shifted into one of those fans in denial.....

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>>29451754
I'm not shifting anything. Please wait till the games in your hand though to make a firm decision on disliking a poke. They all have things that make them amazing weather it be design, lore, typeing, or even just memories from when you first encounter that poke. I truly believe they are all great and will surprise you one day

>>29451842
this.

>possibly the only poison pokemon this gen is a fucking waifu scalie bait piece of shit
>other potential poison pokemon looks like waifu loli bait
>aloha Muk is literally my moms muk with a different paint job and some pebbles, so fuck you it doesn't count

I am legitimately upset about this. Like, I'm not exaggerating or playing it up I'm actually angry.

I think it's OK. Salandit is amazing, and I wanted it to turn into a huge monitor lizard, but this thing is acceptable. Gonna be pissed if it's a vespiquen situation, though.

>>29451842
Oh no! I feel that way too, fanart influences me a lot too, I just mean people keep mentioning "scrubbed models/scrubbed gender variations" and it makes me very excited but I also feel like we got everything already.

>>29450768
>turns bipedal

What a horrible meme

>>29451537
I want to believe but I think Gamefreak gave up 1/3rd through making it to go focus on the Switch game.
Like, people say X/Y was rushed an unfinished, but if the leak is all there is then this was 100% unfinished.

>>29451904
Yeah my last pic related. I liked minor as a poke and it's certainly cool, but I was not using it on my team. Then I saw that pic and I have to have one on my team.
>>29451933
I think if it's true W/E there will be a lot more to discover in the game..but I definitely am a denialfag when it comes to the dex.. haha

>>29451906
>Salandit was practically already bipedal in game
You're right, this meme is pretty lame.

>>29451933
I think GF intentionally is only adding around the amount they did in XY because they want to slow the ascent to 1000. Hell, I'm pretty sure they said as much outright somewhere.

It's basically a bigger Salandit, but sleeker. People who are dropping Salandit because of this confuse me, but whatever.

>>29451754
>evolves into a washed-up loser MRA neckbeard

top kek

It looks a bit weird but it might be one of those pokemon that looks better in motion and not so good as a still image

>>29452089
Because it went from being cute to being furbait. Scalebait? Whatever lizard furries are. Scalies?

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>>29452169
I got bad news for you buddy. There was loads of salandit porn way before its evo leaked.

>>29452169
Furbait is such a non-word at this point you might as well apply it to anything. It's body got longer and it stood up. You hang around the internet far too often if you start calling remotely feminine looking monsters furbait.

>>29451195
did you even read this things pokedex entry before the reveal of its evolution?
it fits it perfectly imo.

>>29452365
I feel that he and many others were in denial about where this Pokemon was going.

>>29452089
>>29452169
It's clearly just the female variant of Salandit, so I don't see why people care, to be honest.
>no lava patterns
>has pink and purple poison marks instead
>ultra feminine
>Sun & Moon website implies that the female has a completely different playstyle

>>29451594
Now I wanna name my Salandit after one of the raptors in Jurassic World.

>>29452410
It definitely has pinkish flames on its chest area.

>>29450806
DO NOT SAY THAT. She's my pure sister.

Instead of being a cool, sly bandit, it's now a slut.

>>29450768

I don't understand why they didn't pull a Espurr and have it evolve into 1 Pokemon but gender different...Actually, I don't understand why they can't do that with most feminine looking Pokemon, they gave Kirlia a male evo after all.

>>29452410
This is even worse because it implies Salandit not evolving.

>>29450768
because 90% of /vp/ dwellers are disgusting, autistic furfags

>>29451151
if its poison/ fairy, then how do we super effectivly kill it?

>>29455262
Earthquake, same as always.

>>29451904
>scrubbed gender variations
I genuinely doubt it because there are already the gender variation of the previous pokemon in the leaked pokedex. I want to believe it but I don't want to be even more disappointed.

>>29450768
Lusty
Argonian
Maid

>>29452365
They could have at least given it a different design for the male

>>29452169
Lizard likers is the preferred term senpaiii