HELLO, I'M POPPLIO
Since was born everybody hated me...
...I don't know why all the hate towards me. I only wanted to make people happy with my bubbles and circus tricks...
It's okay, you will grow up into a slut and everyone will love you, even if you are a boy
>>29438442
But you're 110% fug material when you're older.
KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE, I'M TRYING TO SHIT
Lets get some frosty chocolate shakes
And then you became a trans instead of manning up
Good job fag
>>29438442
fuck you i liked that sea lion since day one
>>29438442
NOW I CAN SPEK TO THE ANIMALS
>>29438442
Fuck off. You start out cool and let me down man. You could've been a magician or jester but no. Instead you become a fucking tranny shitstar for little kids.
go away Popplio
>>29438452
...one day I met Oshawott, he told me that like me, he was hated by everybody since he born, and he told me that Oshawotts evolve into Samurott, a Pokémon that everybody like, and that one day I might evolve into something that everybody would like...
>>29438511
...when I evolved into Brionne, no matter what I did, people hated me even more. I only wanted to make people happy...
Remember to dispose all your Popplio in the designes trashcans
>>29438543
...but there was always somebody that liked me just like I was, or I did...
>>29438473
Wrong file. You know which one is right.
>>29438442
L U L
>>29438579
...eventually, when I fully evolved, people loved me for what I look like, nobody hated me anymore..
>>29438627
...but there was somebody that always liked me for what I was, somebody that was always there when most I need it.
This is my life story as a Popplio.
>>29438543
Seriously talking, I actually kinda like Brionne.
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>>29438442
no one hates popplio
people hate his shitty 3rd evolution that is blatantly catering to mentally ill degenerates
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>>29438683
Fuck off fag, everyone still hates you and your shit design
>>29438442
It's a shitmon that thinks it has the right to be happier than Litten and Rowlet. Well, fuck it, it don't have a right to be happier than Litten and Rowlet. Litten and Rowlet has a positive impact on everyone's lives unlike that critter. That's why we hate it, because it don't deserve to be happy.
>>29438489
That cartoon was p good imo
>>29438627
>nobody hated me anymore..
Is this a fucking joke? Trannymaid is a fucking abortion.
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>>29438452
Holy shit this board is pure unfiltered autism
I hope you people are drugged 24/7
Did Popplio even need a protection squad.
I say this as one who likes Popplio itself.
>People going "hurf durf be careful of who you mess with/bully in high school" now that Poppmaid's out and confirmed
>When you thought Popplio was actually cute and now people are praising its evo as if it's the most elegant thing to walk upon this earth to prove something against the "haters" and how it "redeemed" Popplio
It's not even that pretty famalam
I don't know what is it with people trying to prove themselves that they made the right pick of all starters when not everyone's got the same "adquired taste" as them and then go and act "I'm glad Popplio didn't become something ugly/spooky/weird"
really really shallow people honestly
This thread belong in a cringe comp
>>29439359
poppmaid fans belongs too.
>>29438627
I hate you even more than before. Popplio's design actually started growing on me after some time but then this abomination happened.
>>29438734
Wrong, I hate all of it. The whole line is shit.
>ITT: Rowletfags shitpost
Because we all know they are the biggest shitposters out of the three starter fanbases, with Littenfags being chill and Poppliofags being...confused?
The only problem with Poppmaid's design is that it's supposed to be male. If it were 87.5% female instead it'd be fine.I'd rather Rapelio were a thing though.
>>29440455
>The only problem with Poppmaid's design is that it's supposed to be male.
The only problem with Poppmaid's design is that it's disgusting. Braixen had exactly the same gender ratio and there was nothing wrong with it.
>>29440455
The thing with Poppmaid is, I'd excuse the design simply due to the fact that that it's part Fairy type and we all know Fairy type tend to fall into the more cutesy, more pretty side design wise, with very few exceptions.
Then I look at, well, Sylveon for instance. But, asides from the ribbon-like appendages and the whole fact that it's pink with blue eyes, it looks pretty neutral, at least to me. I legitimately wouldn't mind a male Sylveon, in case I'd ever get one. Just because it's pink, doesn't make it less of a male or whatever. Plenty of Fairy type pokemon are pink and I assume the color is often associated by it.
Then I look at Popplio, yeah, it looks pretty neutral and I never really had much of a idea of what it'd turn into besides what people would assume it would turn into.
Then I see the fact that it still retains its blue/white scheme and up until Brionne, I can still tolerate the idea.
Then it gets to Poppmaid and the whole thing just sinks down for me, for whatever the heck reason. I'm not sure if it's the eyelashes, the crazy ass hair or the actual legitimate maid frills or a combination of those or whatever, but something in its design just makes me think it's gone a bit overboard despite the fact that it's mostly blue and white, with just a few inklings of pink here and there. I happen to know just a bit about mermaids and selkies and know there are male counterparts as well, but the design doesn't feel like it lends to both sides?
I shouldn't be going this sperg on it, considering the intent behind the design was to literally make a pop idol star/diva concept, otherwise, Brionne wouldn't even have the Category name Pop Star Pokemon with this slight ballerina theme to it. But then I remember that all Popplios become this and then you realize that your male Popplio evolves into a Pop Star/Idol/Diva mermaid/selkie kind of hybrid regardless. It's not simply a performing dancing bard kind of pokemon.
>>29438627
I still hate you
>>29440455
>with Littenfags being chill
are you actually serious right now?
>>29440942
>what is gardevior
>>29440455
>Littenfags being chill
they are litteraly the biggest shitposters with not stop moaning about MUH BIPEDAL and MUH FIGHTING TYPE
>>29438494
>tranny
Ebin. Kill yourself.
>>29441053
It kind of is though. At this point Poppmaid being male is the equivalent of Jinx being male.
Holy shit this thread is so underage
>>29438734
>that is blatantly catering to mentally ill degenerates
And you're blatantly a retard for thinking this.
I thought that was cute OP, thank you.
Also it's like people forget bishonen are a thing.
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>>29439575
>things with feminine qualities trigger me!
>>29438442
What is with all this shitposting about Popplio's line right now on the catalog? Is someone butthurt?
>>29441348
I never said anything like that.
In fact I tend to like them and will be using Bacon Legs on my team.
Popp3 is just ugly.
>>29441576
It's just Poppliofags being cancer as usual.
>>29441590
>delusional enough to think falseflaggers aren't behind think
>>29441641
Prove they're falseflaggers then.
>>29441585
>Popp3 is just ugly.
I disagree. The designs for starters never really appeaked to me until Poppmaid came along.
>>29441653
Spamming the same thing all over the board totally isn't a common falseflag tactic.
>passionately hating a fictional characters design
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My life in a nutshell lil guy.
>>29444397
>mass replying to an autism thread
wew