IRL POKEMON THREAD

I could totally carry a Larvesta in my shoulder.

I have a big watermelon patch in my backyard, so feeding a Scrafty wouldn't be an issue.

>>29434483
pretty reasonable

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>The amount of Pokemon you get to have is dependent on how many pets you can take of in real life at this point in time.
I don't have any pokemon.

>>29434472
Are they as intelligent as they are portrayed in the games/anime?

I had 2 cats that died

Does that mean ghost types?

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>>29434518
but would you say you're financially stable enough at this point in your life to afford to take care of atleast a single animal?

>>29434472
a Purrloin

not even a purebred one, I just found it in an alley.

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>>29434527
honestly didn't think about it. I would say as intelligent as they're portrayed in Origins. that's reasonable right?

>>29434472
If I had Pokemons, I'd go to a third world country and become it's Warlord.

>>29434518
So I have 2 Pokemon but the person I live with has well over a full team (caretaker of stray dogs). Fucking Breeders.

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>>29434472
Lucario is intelligent enough to understand me, or a Zorua could just disguise.

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>>29434534
Nah. Even if I had it, I probably wouldn't get a pet anyway.

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I guess I should have been more clear in my OP, haha. It was more meant to be what pokemon, if you could choose any in real life within reason, could you literally take care of without affecting your daily life to an extreme degree

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I can't imagine Marowak would eat too much for it's size. I would love a ghost pokemon as well, but I'm not sure how feeding that would work.

>>29434548
Imagine Far Cry with Pokemons.
UbiSoft will find a way to ruin it.

>>29434629
imagine real life with pokemon, haha.
i would have no more qualm about hitchiking for awhile

>>29434577
Pidgey, Rattata and Weedle.
These are the only Pokemon I got in Pokemon GO anyway.

I could at least try to turn them into Pidgeot, Raticate and Beedrill, but i'd probably be too lazy.

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>>29434682
Have a little faith in yourself, man. I'm sure you could afford a bag of pokefood a week and shoot for growlithe or something atleast.

>>29434472
I'd have a Meowth and a Litten. I wouldn't evolve either of them ever. One day I want to adopt a lil' Noibat but I wouldn't let her evolve either because I wouldn't be about the battling IRL. I'd be more about the amie side of things. I mean, they're basically pets with combative capabilities, but some people focus on the pet aspect.

I'd be a Psychic so I'd have a Bronzong, a Slowbro and maybe a Banette. If I were less nihilistic and indifferent to the world I would probably go on an adventure with a full team.

>>29434534

I'm allergic to anything furry pretty much - so any other Pokemon would be fine.

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>>29434871
Ralts maybe?

>>29434472
I'd have grass types, bug types, normal types and maybe a poison type if I knew how to handle something dangerous like that.

so a maximum of three mons makes sense.

>Bellsprout (only shower it with water, go out into the sun, maybe let it run around in forest so it can search for little insects to eat too or I'll buy food like that for Bellsprout)
>Dustox (same thing letting it out in the woods once in a while)
>Kecleon or Lickitung (either of them would have real pet status and I'd have to feed them a lot and take them outside so they take a shit.)

Furfrou as my main pet
Mega venusaur for battles
Chatot for shoulder mon

Since I'm only good at taking care of fish at most, but I need something to talk, Tynamo is the logical answer.

A Pidgey's too much.

I would have a Breloom as my partner. He seems pretty useful to have, can put me to sleep I guess and we'd go on hikes and study the mycology. Also I'd learn to box with him.

>>29434472
So if I have 3 dogs a turtle and 2 fish tanks does that mean I'm allowed to have that many pokemon?

If so
Breloom
Arcanine
Carracosta
Gligar
Croagunk
Elekid

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Defend this.

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There's are two cats in my flat. So I'd want a big pupper and a little pupper.

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>not having your favorite six
Disgusting

I just want a friendly golurk to ride.

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IRL I have a cat and I love it.
Meowth best shoulder pokémon since gen I.
>also: pay-day

>>29434472

2 dogs and 2 cats...

...Sooo, Vaporeon, Sylveon, Meowstic and Litten.