a'ight, so here's the story, /vp/
i made a thread about trainers getting fucked by the most recent pokemon they released
>>29422962
and then this one motherfucking newfag comes along
>"Level 1 Mawile"
>"Released her for being Lonely instead of Adamant"
>"in hindsight, maybe I shouldn't have done that”
>“praying that she can't go Mega on me"
and the thread is utterly derailed because shitlords keep trolling and newfag keeps responding
so I made a new thread
>>29427166
nope.jpg
newfag protests while more shitlords come back to meme about mawile
so i decided to make a thread about newfag's budding mawile romance
So here's the golden question: should newfag get his nonconsensual ass pegged by a Level 1 Lonely Mawile, or no?
...What the actual fuck?
you actually made this
you idiot
makes me wonder who's the newfag
what the fuck
like
i joined two days ago
from GameFAQs
and not even i'm this stupid
My God, i didn't think you'd actually make this
i actually asked you to stop
and now my "non-consensual Mawile romance" now has a thread dedicated to it
could we get the mods to kill this, please
my only crime was releasing a Mawile for not having the right Nature
well, having gotten a few keks outta this shit
i come bearing gifts for the newfag
>/vp/
more gifts for the newfag
>>29428065
>>29428147
take your fucking gifts
i ain't getting taken by no stinkin' mawile
besides, how the hell would she go Mega?
(she's waiting for you to stop your bullshit and prepare your anus, newfag)
>>29428392cute
>>29428392
>>29428428
delet this
>>29428214
Too late, it's the Internet you know the rules.
>>29428600
"Waifus? Lolis? Mawile? I deny your world and everything in it."
>>29427454
>oh, arceus, NO
>>29428672
(she's contemplating just which mouth she should use to eat out your ass, anon)
>>29428746
okay, so if I said "yes, mawile may violate my ass", would you stop
>>29428746
Moar
>>29428876
maybe
>>29429010
(she heard that some whore is trying to steal newfag and is gonna go Saitama on their ass)
>>29429057
I didn't know i had a mawile fetish until now
>>29429104
this is a grade a tragedy
you want mawile
mawile wants anon
anon (probably) wants you (over mawile)
>>29429057
where the hell does she get abs
and what whore is she protecting me from
>>29429142
Just like in my filipino cave drawings
>>29429166
who knows
anyway, more gifts, newfag
(she's in the heat of battle, anon, but you fill her with even more heat)
>>29429258
Brb catching a mawile
>>29429258
So the thing is, didn't Brock say that a Pokemon thinks that the first living being that it sees is its parent?
I was the first thing that Mawile saw
Why would it want to fuck me
riddle me that, dicks
>>29427716
i think you should stop caring this much about stupid shit
>>29429451
apparently, having pure threads about what Pokemon would violate who matters to OP
>>29429403
Incest is wincest
>>29427716
What? Barely anything even happened in those threads. You called someone a newfag for replying to a post what? I applaud you if you're being stupid on purpose
>>29429481
>wincest with a loli
go back to Fire Emblem, anon
>>29429403
Incest, man. Pokemon love that shit. Not implying humans don't, but it's more common with Pokemon.
>>29429509
>Not playing waifu simulator
>>29429451
>>29429500
It was going off-topic
And no, I called Mawilefag a newfag because he did dumb, newbie-type things that made himself easy prey
>>29429532
i mean, i thought humans forced the incest on them?
>>29429562
who the fuck cares, these threads dont normally last long enough if they stay on topic, especially such a shitty topic like yours
>>29429532cute!
>>29429562
Did a mawile kill your family anon?
Friendly reminder that three threads died for this.
I love Mawile!
wtffffffff lols
>>29429594
was about to post another gift for newfag, but this works great
(i'll just caption it for him)
(she's getting bashful just for you, newfag)
>>29429623
omfg
>>29429623
Rest in peace "What would his team be" and "Pokeboy thread".
>>29429624
but will she be so cute when she's raping me?
>>29429594
no, but she ruined my damn thread
>>29429623
reminder that mawile killed my thread twice
>>29429662
i hope she leaves you raw, newfag
i'm actually taking shit from /vp/ because of your shit
>>29429662
Of course
>>29429702
>ruined my damn thread
WHO. THE FUCK. CARES. ABOUT YOU. OR YOUR THREAD.
>>29429594
>>29429721
>sample_
Please stop posting.
yet another gift for newfag
(she's won the battle for your ass, newfag)
>>29429752
I'm just pulling shit at random out of my /vp/ folder anon
>>29429721
b-but aren't I cute when i beg to not get raped?
>>29429562
>He did dumb, newbie-type things that made himself easy prey
cry more op
>>29429743
me, at least
because i'm actually pissed about this
it was a cool thread
>>29429816
it wasn't
get the fuck over it wait a few days and make a new thread
>>29429808
jojos
literally the most overhyped shit since oreimo
get good taste, kiddo
>>29429809
the funny thing is
you won't hear me
because newfag will be crying louder when mawile comes for his ass
>>29429823
bitch, imma make a thread right now
>>29429816
>cool thread
It was the same furfag garbage that gets reposted every week. I guess OP felt he wasn't getting enough attention and started this shitshow to try and get a few more (You)s
>>29429808
Thanks, I think
I wasn't really being a newb, was I
I lurked for a week or two before I started posting
;_;
>>29429851
you know that this won't actually be happening because mawile doesn't exist, right
>>29429851
Stay salty
>>29429910
why the fk did you release her? wtf...
>>29429943
twas breeding for competitive
she had a Lonely Nature instead of Adamant
so I had to let her go
now it's come back to bite me in the ass
>>29429930
not as salty as newfag's tears after getting raped into submission by a Level 1 mawile
>>29429982
now she\s lonely for real :c
>>29430029
look, I wasn't thinking, alright
and please, I've been punished more than enough
op hates my guts, and people are posting in support of me getting raped by that same mawile
how did she even learn that, she's level 1
Jesus Christ this thread is so fucking autistic it's not even funny, where the fuck are the mods?
>>29430088
It's her signature move
>>29429584
They can't be forced, anon. That's why they never breed with someone outside of their egg group. They love incest, and so do we.
>>29430145
>"signature move"
>"play rough"
eyyyyyyyyy
so seeing as this thread is absolutely terrible (and I do not consent to rape), how 'bout we make it a discussion on the ethics of human x Pokemon relations?
>>29430243
here's the ethics: you are fucking an animal
i wish sage still worked you fucking cunt
>>29430219
so a Mawile who was released by the Trainer she views as her father returns with the intent of making her daddy love her by taking him through the ass
this sounds like the intro to a really bad hentai
and I'm in it
>>29430265
what's sage
>>29430302
I'd watch it
>>29430329
bad hentai are called bad for a reason
please don't be an enabler
>>29430117
this post is fucking autistic
can't you see that newfag and the shitlords ruined two of my threads
was i just supposed to let me threads roll over and die
>>29430386
Sounds like good hentai to me
more gifts for newfag
(she's gonna play rough with you in the flowers, newfag)
>>29428065
>>29428147
>>29428392
>>29428746
>>29429057
>>29429258
>>29429532
>>29429645
>>29429783
>>29430456
so what I wanna know
are you all the same person who just wants to force mawile on me
and are you OP
>>29430494
I'm all of those besides 29429532
but I'm not OP
and I may have run out of gifts
>>29430494
i think that you should stop posting
so everybody's got the jimmies out of their systems, right
nobody's gonna fuck up another of my threads with this mawile shit?
let's go try again
This is Mawile country now
>>29430494
I'm 29429532
I just love the idea of you being raped. Brutally raped.
>Mawile finds, and has a dick now
>You don't want to have sex
>Mawile punches you, knocking the life out of you
>You fall on ground
>Mawile gets on top of you and shoves her dick in you mouth
>You try to bite, but it's made of steel so Mawile feels no pain, only pleasure
>Mawile releases her thick liquid in you mouth
>You choke on it
>While you're crying and coughing, Mawile kicks you a bunch of times
>She bends you over
>You look at her, still coughing, scared
>She slams her dick inside you anus at the speed of light
>She doesn't give you any time to get used to it slowly, she just slams
>You anus is now bleeding
>Mawile doesn't give a duck
>She slams even harder
>In midst of all the pain, you manage to let out a little scream for help
>Mawile gets pissed off
>She has her second mount insert its tongue in your mouth
>She has it go down you throat, literally
>You try to throw up multiple times, but can't because of the tongue
>You start losing consciousness
>Just in time for Miwile to release her load in you ass
>She released so hard that comes out of your mouth
>She pulls out, looking at the bloody mess she had made
>Wanting to have your ass to be only hers, she bites it off and swallows
>Her nature is now Adamant
>>29431004
welp
i wasn't planning on going to sleep tonight, anyway
(somebody save me)
>>29431004
am i a degenerate if this aroused me
>>29431165
yes
but mebbe i'm biased
being the one getting raped and killed, after all
>>29431182
i cant help it my biggest fantasy is getting raped by a futa
>>29431293
fair
so guys
can we have mawile go for this guy instead of me
it's win-win
he gets raped by a futa, i get away
>>29430088
i think you and op are the same person cause you're both super faggoty
>>29431379
;_;
please
i just wanted to have a good Pokemon for VGC
What the actual fuck....?
>>29431414
FUCK OFF
>>29431004
>>29431541
Lonely Mawile has worse Defense
I just wanted to be the very best that ever was
;_;
>>29431658
"more gifts"
/vp/ really wants me raped?
i hate op, i think
but hey, there was one guy who wanted to be raped
could we let mawile take him instead
>>29431716
This gift isn't for you, it is for aggravating the OP.
>>29431781
ah
he doesn't seem to have posted for a while, so can we stop raping me
you bitchfags done yet
the more you try to troll, the more newfag gets it up the ass
ain't any skin off my back
>>29427815
Holy shit you still here, what about lurking?
>>29427716
>thinking people care about the specific things you post on a Korean image board
>>29432311
i've always been told that the best way to learn is by practicing
it got me punched by pepe a zillion times and raped by a mawile, but just you wait
i'll be the pimpest memelord to have ever lived on 4chan
>>29430302
>what's sage
Someone get him out of here, this literally broke me with laughter
>>29432438
it's a fair question, though
wait, is sage a user?
>>29432512
Read the faq
>>29432528
izzit on here?
i really enjoyed this thread adn the others
>>29427769
Proud of you
>>29427815
>>29429910
it's why you lurk for a few months, a week isn't good enough to understand the ways of /vp/
>;_;
I am going to be nice to you, and tell you NOT to post emoticons on 4chan. If you have to post emoticons then go back to red dit or gamefaqs
>>29430494
I'd just ignore these people newfag
They are honestly probably insane, and I really mean that.
this whole thread smells like that bunnyfag
I thought you kids were supposed to be in school?
>>29427815
Hi, StudiousThug. You thought I wouldn't find you here, sucker? See you in Battle Chess,newfag
>>29434791
For reference;
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/971710-battle-chess/74470117
>>29427716
Nice double quotes, anon.
This fucking theead...
bleck
>>29434854
>posting links to GameFAQs
leave
hey, latino king
not me, but noice try
>>29427815
You show potential, gamefaq anon.
>>29431352
NO ONE'S GETTING RAPED BECAUSE POKEMON AREN'T REAL YOU FUCKING KEKS
>>29438010
for the purposes of this thread, anon
i am getting violated by a mawile
where's the anon who came bearing gifts
i think we all need a little more mawile love
wow
is newfag still getting taken by mawile
kek
>>29434791
>>29434854
Reading this GameFAQs thread
King, if you are LatinoKing, we charge you with exposing the gamefaqsfag as Mawile-kun
do not fail us
too late, this thread will die and y'all are fucked
mawile will never get my ass again
[sage]
>>29442184
actually jump in a lake
how many people here want to fuck up my threads
>Getting hunted down by a Quirky Zubat twink
Kek, I'll be fine. I'll just have one of mine rape him instead.
>>29444782That's kinda hot.
That art style looks familiar to me. Is that elPatrixF?
>>29444494
oh man she's adorable
>>29444494
and so it continues
>>29447449
C/D
Mawile will use the wand as a toy to diddle newfag's ass
>>29447553
It would have been good if that Mawile used it on its own anus.
>>29448676
pics, plz
will i never escape my fate
oh, well
at least people can't get pregnant from being raped
>>29437758
Is that you, Thug?
>>29440190
I will do what I kind, dear Anon.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY THREAD STILL UP. MODS DELETE THIS CRAP
>>29451893
it's an imporatnt thread!
>>29451893
I just want to take this opportunity to say that Doug is a massive faggot.
>>29452358
rip AlmostDoug-kun
I wanna screencap this to share on GFAQs
but I can't
>>29427815
damnit are you going to keep identifying yourself as the gamefaq anon
>>29452462
Why not?
>>29452507
because posting something with "fag" is a great way to get an account rekt on doucheFAQs
>>29452492
yes
when I'm not being labelled as "newfag" by the salty OP
>>29452561
waaaaaaaait
gamefaqsfag is op of the "triggered by 4chan" thread?
SOMEONE EXPOSE HIS ASS
>>29453524
>SOMEONE EXPOSE HIS ASS
>>29427716
>>29431004
>Mawile doesn't give a duck
I just want to say thank you for all this awesome fanart. Mawile's a cute.
Especially OP's image. You're an idiot, but that Mawile is 10/10