WAIT A SECOND What if Gladion is always holding his shaking

Yes. People only said he was tied to Absorption because he was revealed alongside Lusamine and was the best fit at the time. Now people can't let it go, just like how they insist the Tapu swordfish is a fucking dolphin because of the the Chinese leaker.

>>29427950
That is a good point.

But I do wonder who the origami chopstick wrapper, the buff mosquito man, and the giant demon hell crab are

>>29427950
The Chinese leaker mistakened tapu a'kuku as a dolphin when it's a swordfish, btw a'uku means swordfish

>>29427978
And the green thing.

>>29427978
The Crab looks very similar to Zygarde if you inspect closely and compare complete form and Crab together

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>>29427195
>implying UBs are people

>>29428002
That one is faba I think

>>29428002
I'm pretty sure the green thing is Faba at this point. I may be wrong, but so far he's the best one to fit.

>>29427950
>swordfish have horizontal tails

>>29428036
Are you implying it's a dolphin because trust me it isn't

>>29427978
Crab is closest to Hala, but I hope it ends up being its own thing and not tied to any NPC.

>>29428054
I think they just mimic

>>29427195
That's retarded. Might as well say his hands are always shaking because they're spasming from electricity, so he's the one that looks like Guzma.
>>29427950
Explain what part of his color scheme, or personality more closely match the bottom left one than Absorption besides "lol, they're both edgy."

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>The final boss is fucking Zearth.

God damn.

How do Zygarde and the hell crab resemble each other? They are nothing alike.

>>29428072
The blades represent Silvally's memory discs. They even made special art just for that.

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>>29428011

>tfw watching Cosmos these days on netflix
>read that in his voice

Why is that documentary so good?

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Is anyone else reminded of the Ba'al when they look at the Ultra Beasts or is it just me? They're designs are just so crazy and out there.

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>>29428120
>watching nuCosmos

>>29428072
It was merely a theory, anon

But I personally think that Gladion more closely resembles the black crystal man than the buff mosquito man

>>29427978
I fucking love origami chopstick wrapper. When the first UB was revealed I was hoping that they wouldn't be just slightly weirder Pokemon, and that they would be so bizarre they hardly even look like creatures. Origami chopstick wrapper confirmed that for me and I fucking love it.

>>29428097
They do trust me, they both have humanoid heads, with spikes ascending out, blank glowing eyes, the claws and arm placement is where zygardes wings are, they also have eyeblije shapes on there chest along with having a mouth like chest, also they have a neck piece one more serrated and one more clean. Also the Crab takes traits from sea creatures, large mouth of a angler, claws of a Crab, arms like a shrimp, while Zygarde is ground the UB is the sea creating a opposite of one other

>>29428158
me too, anon

me
too

>>29428051
Close enough to a dolphin that it's plausible the leaker would say it's one. Seriously, this is the rugby monkey shit all over again.

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>>29428213
The 2 captains seem like such boring choices, though.

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>>29428213

>>29428185
No one's saying the leaker didn't mistake it (or Wishiwashi) for a dolphin. It's just a matter of whether it's supposed to be a dolphin tiki or swordfish tiki.

>>29428153

>Not enjoying science no matter how it is presented

What are you, a neanderthal?

>>29427195
Ultra beasts aren't people, it doesn't work with what we know so far. Lusamine leads the Aether foundation, which made Type:Null probably to fight the ultra beasts. If Lusamine is one, then why would they make Type:Null?

UB01 and UB02 definitely look like lillie and lusamine though, but there has to be a reason for that.

>>29427978
I doubt all of them are going to be related to people

>>29428325
Mimicry

>>29428281
Maybe he had Christian parents that made him learn Christian "Science" and mainstream things with evolution or the Big Bang weren't allowed

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>>29428350
>Mimikyu is an ultra beast

>>29428358
Who the fuck said anything about religion? Sounds like you're some underage b& projecting your hatred of your religious parents.

>>29428358
Why would someone like that post a trashman meme? Idiot.

Ultra Beasts hail from Pokemon Hell, they are what happens when the ultimate weapon rips out the life energy of pokemon. They are basically ultimate weapon exhaust.

Magearna's lasers are shaped like the ultimate weapon.

>>29428011
I agree.

If the UBs have any inclination towards people, they were either designed to look like certain people, or they are aliens that modeled their appearance over certain figureheads in Alola.

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Why does everyone think the blond kids are UB in disguise?

you don't see how stupid that sounds. those blonds have speaking roles!!

Are you going to catch then use a mon that literally talks? NO!! GF would never allow that!!

UB resembling the humans characters can mean many things but saying that there literally the humans in disguise sounds fucking retarded!!