What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

>>29426497
i dont have a wife

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After five years, your job will still suck.

My wife left me with crippling debt

one fucks me every day, and the other was born March 6, 1994

I get paid to do my job.

>>29426525
and I get paid to do your wife!

>>29426525
be an escort; problem solved

>>29426497
I will get a job in the near future.

>>29426550
How does one start?

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This joke was as wasted as the blue orb

>>29426497
One isn't around the corner with a bunch of guys in it
The other is
fuck you stacy you cheating whore

My job gives me crippling depression and my wife gives me suicidal thoughts...

>>29426497
none, i don't have both

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>>29426873
>>29426877
I am so sorry..?

My job blows but my wife doesn't

>>29426497
None, they're both non-existent

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>>29426497
One exists.

I didn't have to leave my wife to move across the country.

I love you, Julia. Thank you for putting up with my mistakes.

>>29426514
>>29426726
>tfw no one notices Kyogre's joke

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>>29426514
>yfw there are actually people who don't like the taste of a man's seed in their throats

Fucking casuals. Cum is the best medicine.

>>29426497
I don't brutally abuse my job to make babies with me.

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>>29426521
>Married at 22
For what purpose?

I can do my job well

this thread is sexist and I'm reporting it right now

>>29429286
haha good one

you can't beat your job

>>29426497
Nothing, because I have neither.

end me pls

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>>29429778

>>29426514
You probably won't have either in 5 years

>>29429778
>wanting to have a wife if you're under the age of 35

i hate my job! (´･ω･`)

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>>29426521

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My job didn't die.

>>29432469
fuck anon, that hit me like a truck. I'm really sorry, my condolences

>>29426497
At least I can do my job.

>>29426497
At my job i dont have to cover the expenses of my wifes son college.

My job doesn't have a chronic pain condition that makes sex excruciatingly painful leaving me wracked with crushing guilt, steadily Pavlovian training me to be unhappy every time I get aroused.

>>29426497
An extra dimension

>>29432469
This is literally the saddest thing I've ever read in my entire life. Never thought /vp/ would make me cry, but here I am.

>>29432469
anon, I'm genuinely so sorry for your loss.

>>29432990
>>29432755
She left peacefully and surrounded by friends and family, no pain and loved by all. I'll see her again one day, somehow or another.

>>29432938
As someone with a similar pain condition and issues, it really isn't your fault anon, please don't blame yourself for things outside of your control.

>>29433046
What do you have, Anon?

>>29433380
Not the same poster but I too have similar issues, the thing that makes me happy the most is that you would still love me that much to find me attractive and be with me. I mean, does she enjoy it at all?

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>>29426514

>>29433434
Not at all. She's also completely asexual.

>>29426497
I don't get paid for either of them.

>>29426514
It's okay Kyogre, I liked your joke.

>>29426514
Underrated joke.

>>29429210
>Marrying an old infertile bitch
>not wanting a fit young fuck toy

Didn't say he was 22 did he?

>>29426497
My job exists, my wife doesn't.

>>29426521
>Getting married at 22
Did you get her pregnant?

Since so many peoople here are married can I ask the men a question. Is your wife the horny one who wants to fug all the time? I've my first ever GF for about 10 months now and when ever I want to cuddle, chat, go out with friends or watch tv she just wants to fuck my brains out. I'm starting to feel like a slab of meat
If I don't fuck her at least twice a day, she gets cranky. Also I've come to the conclusion I prefers fapping to softcore 10's way more than actual sex with a real woman

>>29434832

If you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's loyal and will be loyal to you regardless of how much you have sex, rejoice and be glad. In my experience, however, women who love sex that much will get it from anyone they can.

>>29434858
Thank God my love for her is fading, other wise that might of upset me

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>>29434832
This might not actually be the case for you, but I want to bring to your attention the fact that some girls are psychotic.

As such, there are some (and I'm just speaking from anecdote) that are obsessed with the idea of keeping you from cheating and think that forcing sex will do just that.

>>29434953
Lol, even if I wanted to chest on her, I couldn't. I've no game

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>>29426497
Why does Kyogre have Kanchome face?

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>>29426497
I love my job.

>>29426497
I don't have a wife, and I don't have a j- Huh. I guess they have more in common than I thought.

>>29430260
Glenn dies

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>>29434882
That hit me harder than I expected.

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>>29435184
>You'll see! Folgorayquaza is the invincible warrior!
>Delta Stream Folgoooore
>Invincible Folgooooore
>Mega Stone Folgoooore
>He always saves the day!

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>>29426497
>>29426514
>tfw no wife
>tfw no gf
>tfw kiss less virgin
>tfw losing my job a couple days before Christmas because of "budget cuts"
>will have to go to the fucking jobcentre again because I don't qualify for autismbux

>>29437742
You might want to start that job hunt now so you have a smooth transition. If you're a solo NEET, you could try night shifts at call centers. That's what I'm stuck doing except I'm married and they fucking gimped me into the night shift, I've barely seen my wife for months, so I can verify that you do next to nothing. I've watched about 350 episodes of anime at work in the past month. If you take a job like that, you can use that free time to learn shit like programming and Tarzan swing onto a better job down the line.

>>29437956
Not the guy you replied to, but how does your wife feel about your job? Does it cause tension?

>>29434953
That's what the bible says to do.

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>>29429023
>>29429141
>>29431058
>>29433441
>>29434004
Thanks for noticing my joke

>>29438244
We're both bummed out by it, but she's busy as all fuck with grad school so it's not like we could spend time together anyway. We meet the legal definition of a sexless marriage though.

>>29438335
No problem. I didn't want it to be ogrelooked.

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>>29438382
Hah! good one

>>29426497
I don't have either :3

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>>29426497
i like my job

I can't punch out my wife

>>29438706
Are you a boxer?

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>>29434832
>Not manning the fuck up and giving her that slab of meat , asserting dominance until you tell her when she gets the dick.

>>29432469
My condolences.

>>29438367
I hope things get better for you two, anon. It's a tough balancing act.

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>>29438335
Just doing my part for a fellow anon.

>>29439020
Thanks Anon.