Really?

>>29407500
Doesn't matter, no one will use these abominations unironically anyway

>>29407500
(You)
Well yeah, did you think they were fake?
:^)

>>29407500
Alolan Muk and Persian, I can accept them. But the other two, unredeemable beyond belief.

Don't bad mouth Muk
I will egg your house next week D:<

>>29407500
Yes. Muk is awesome!

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>>29407519
>fact

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>>29407500
Alolan Golem is great. Da fuq you talkin bout, man?

>>29407526
They already have fat cats. Why would they do that to persian? WTF is happening with muk? How are those retarded colors and gems/rocks make it dark type? I don't even know what golem is. A fucking wig?

>>29407500
Fuck you Alolan Muk saved that piece of shit design, the other three though, they single–handedly killed all my hype for the game

>>29407500
So Persian is just a different breed, Dugtrio has lava hair, and muk is an oil slick. What were they going for with Golem?

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>>29407529

>>29407550
Because it's an oil spill you daft faggot

>>29407500
>oil spill Muk
awesome.
>railgun Golem
awesome.
>silly Dugtrio
maybe it's immature, but I think it's just nice and silly. Nothing wrong with that
>Nermal Persian
admittedly, there's no defending that trash

>>29407558
>>29407531

Are you people serious? That is the worst thing I've ever seen. Looks like tye dye shit

>>29407500
yeah

>>29407580
Magnetic powers gave it iron facial hair like Probopass.

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This is a Persian breed

>>29407580
Magnet rocks, wonder if it will be like rock/elec

>>29407550
We can't have too many fat cats, anon.

As for Alolan Muk, I understand the baffling Dark-typing but it's supposed to resemble those iridescent oil spill in the streets hence its rainbow color.

>>29407583
>>29407591
>oil spills have funny colors
>oil spills have gemstones
>oil spills are dark

>>29407611
Okay, I can dig. Is he Steel now? What's the weird pincer thing on his back?

>>29407591
Most correct opinion.

>>29407537
>.gif.png
C'mon anon...

>>29407591
>not naming your Alola Muk "Art Project"
>not naming your Alolan Golem "Shock & Maw"
>not naming your Alolan Dugtrio "The 3 Fabeebs"
>not naming your Alolan Persian with a garfielf reference

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>>29407626
>oil spills have funny colors
yes they do

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>>29407626
Big fat (you)
And oil is literally dark

>>29407626
>oil has small minerals in it
>oil has weird colors when it gets in water causing a rainbow effect
>oil spills are dark....colored

>>29407500
Muk is awesome

The other 3 are pieces of shit that can't grow on me no matter how many garfield, hair and allahu akbar memes I see.

I wish they could grow on me like they have for other people, though.

muk and golem are awesome, kys

alolan dugtrio is starting to grow on me

only one I really dislike is persian

>>29407500
Golem and Muk are awesome

Dugtrio is ok

As for Persian, though it's design was executed poorly, it humors me greatly. I am ok with Persian.

>>29407500
I still don't get why A-Golem is shat on
>glorious metal moustache
>manly chest hair
>taser/railgun theme
>probably rock/electric
>is not a recolor

>>29407702
You do realize that "Allahu Akbar" literally means "God is great."

I don't see the Arabian association in Golem desu. All I see is a taser gun

>>29407788
People actually think "allah" is the name of the muslim god. People are also retarded.

>>29407629
Oh dude, I don't actually know. That was just a guess.

>>29407788
Just refering to the memes on that one. I personally see a jew hat more than anything muslim, but all this is besides the point.

Wish the taser gun interpretation actually appealed to me, however: I can see it but I can't get to care about it for whatever reason.

>>29407500
>>29407519
I'm unironically using Golem, Muk and Dugtrio for a alola form run
fite me

>>29407803
would it be worse to think a word is not what it means or to think a religion is not what the practitioners say it is?

>>29407896
>alola form run
Have fun with choosing between a staggering 9 different fully evolved pokemon.

>>29407788
It's literally an IS suicide bomber

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Alolan Muk is by far one of my favorite designs to come out of Gen VII, if not my favorite.
I just really like vibrant, psychadelic colors.

>>29407947
thanks I will

>>29407500
fuck you, alolan persian is a beautiful sweet cat

>>29407545
>literally my mom's radical Muslim Imam

He's shit. Alola Muk and Dugtrio are great though.

>>29408025
agreed. at first i was like "the fuck?" thinking it was supposed to be paint or something but then i saw the in-game model's alternating colors like an oil slick and now i love it

>>29408150
>hate a design
>find out its based on a thing
>turns out it was great all along

>>29407591
Its not an oil spill its a goop of bubblegun thats been rolling in the dirt and got rocks stuck in it.

>>29407651
:^)

>>29408222
i didn't hate, i was just confused by it and it was more the way colors alternated that sold me on it than the fact it was an oil spill. nice trips tho

>>29407626
small oil leaks beneath cars in a parking lot have all of the following
>funny colors
>the white rocky components of asphalt poking through
>dark backdrop since asphalt is black

checkmate

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with Alolan Dugtrio.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele%27s_hair

>>29409901
Is this Filthy Acts Performed at a Reasonable Price?

>>29407519
I'm using Muk, I love its rainbow color and it reminds me of mario sunshine

Persian and Raticate are travesties. The others are okay.

>>29409981
No, it's Dishonest Practices Executed for a Decent Bargain.
Wonder if Alolan Raichu ate too many Limp Biskits

>>29407626
Have you read it's description on the website that explains how it got the crystals? It's most likely dark because something might happen to you if you were to touch Muk.

Alolan Persian must've gotten fatter because it was always being spoiled.

>>29407500
Honestly, I just want to know what Alolan Persian, Alolan Golem, and Alolan Dugtrio ARE.

There are many Pokemon out there that most people tend to not understand what they're supposed to be. But since ALL Alola Forms are based on their lore as to how they changed, it's really hard to tell what they are just by looking at them.

I'm gonna hold off complete judgment until we find out why Alolan Persian's haed is fat, why Alolan Dugtrio has blonde hair, and why Golem just looks odd.

>>29407519
Muk is GOAT. Only Alolan form I'm using, let alone considering.

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>>29411472
>why Alolan Dugtrio has blonde hair,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pele%27s_hair

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>>29408025
>>29408150

>>29411472
Its mocking trump

STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL

>>29411796
stop this meme

I don't like dolan but it's stupid to think that everything is political, especially this shit made by the nips who do not care about the US

>>29407500
>not liking based Wiglett

motherfucker better learn dazzling gleam doh

>>29407519
I'm going to use persian because he's fucking op
>still has tech
>now has stab bite
>stab tech bite
it will be so broken in beginning of the game
not to mention stab night slash and other good memes

>>29407598
He is a giant oil spill you uneducated fuck

>>29407500
Alolan forms are going to be this game's EBIN FANNY xdddd fad. It will die off like Pokemon Go. Goodness, they ruined the pure original designs.

>>29411472
no deepest lore can make Persian A acceptable

>>29407500
NIGGA get your shit taste together
alola muk is awesome

>>29411472
>>29412186
See
>>29407616


They made Persain a persain

>>29412399
Another question: why is Persian the most uncreative Pokemon name ever? At least they bothered to spell Muk and Seel correctly. But Persian is just Persian. They made no effort whatsoever with its name. Why?

>>29412435
gotta admit it always buged me a little that Persain was just named "Persain" but looked nothing like a persain.

Alolan persan has grown on me now. Just gotta get used to golem and Im good with em all

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>>29407500
>dugtrio and Muk
Holy fuck I can only get so erect

>Persian and Golem
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