ITT: we live in the pokemon world

>>29404133
swift death from all the pokemon that are actually extremly dangerous according to pokedex entries

>>29404461
Everyone knows that the dex is written by literal children.

of course everything seems monstrous and deadly if you go by dex info.

>most pets are carnivorous animals

OH NO, I DIED TO A CHIHUAHUA

>>29405233
Don't use a pokedex if you're going to travel out into the wild. Everyone knows the pokedex is just something professors give kids to keep them busy, it's a rite of passage. There are real, better guides written by professionals you can buy.

>>29405301
Holy shit i didnt think of this before. Pokedex entries are like the zoobooks of the pokemon world.
>if anyone else remembers zoobooks

my gabite keeps trying to bite my fingers

>>29404133
OH MY GOD THIS SHIT AGAIN YES
Hey, all I can seem to evolve are Midnight Lycanrocs. Can anyone point me to a trainer that can give me a Midday one?

Oh my god, you're right. We tell our kids outright lies about real animals. Holy shit, this makes too much sense.

>>29405390
coat your finger in the spiciest stuff you can find

your pokemon will surely learn not to bite it again.
just dont overdo it, my espeon was crying and panting for over an hour after i tried to keep him from biting the cables with the same method.

This is terrible, I wish I could live in a world where Pokemon don't exist.

I want to fug a Pokemon