Can humans marry Pokemon? What Pokemon would you marry?

>>29386274
You can date pokemon, though that it may be taboo to marry one.

It would offend muslims to be able to marry a pig.

>>29386274

Yes.

__male Scrafty

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This cute plant.

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I'm gonna feed her fish and teach her ball tricks

>>29386382
doesn't sound like a wife

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>>29386274
It's official that people and pokemon share similar relations, so it wouldn't be farfetched to assume that they could marry one another.

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>>29386382
How can you date a pokemon that doesn't exist?

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My boy sawk

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>"There once were humans and Pokémon that ate together at the same table."
Because humans ate them kek

>>29386412

You spelled Farfetch'd wrong.

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Delibird because he would give me gifts a lot.

>>29386405
It's not like she's going to get a job in a cubicle or some shit like that, gotta work with what you have.

In the case I were to fall in love with a pokémon, I guess I would try to marry that one.

If it doesn't work it would be rather awkward though.

>>29386382
>ball tricks

>>29386274
I would marry, just fuck it constantly

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>>29386462

If they had a human form maybe.

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>>29386274
Lopunny after giving her growth hormones....

>This thread.

Summon the Tailsposter.

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>>29386274
I'd marry this qt

>>29386609
That image will not be forgoten, won't it?

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>>29386274
HELL YEAH

>>29386495
yeah but it sounds like you want a pet that you can also put your dick in

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My love

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>>29386274
In a heartbeat

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>>29386750
Why would I do that when I can loan it out to Sea World and make money.

>>29386274
>loving your pokemon

>>29386750
I don't think pets would be able to understand human language on a level pokemon can and have the sapience to reason and make complex decisions for themselves.

You might be able to correctly argue that certain pokemon are more biased and liable to be abused by their trainers because of how loyal/attached they can be.

What was with that girl and the Machamp in the demo? They dating?

>>29387013
You wouldn't believe how hard is to find trypophilia material.
Sauce?

>>29387053
Search "unko sarada tokisada"

Dude has a whole series of these.

>>29386382
I'm gonna feed her with my fish and teach her tricks with my balls

>>29387053
>You wouldn't believe how hard is to find trypophilia material.
Actually, i would.

>>29386936
now i'm not really here for an argument

I just think it's strange to marry something only to treat it like your pet

original comment seems like a regular person marrying a human woman to feed her spaghetti and teach her how to play tag

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>>29386685
I want a Serperior for hugs.

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My sweet girl.

>>29387182
I knew a guy with a fetish for mentally disabled women who would talk about doing exactly that.

Creeped me the fuck out.

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>>29386853
>Cute female Blaziken art
>Boobs aren't added

There is a god

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This one for some snug hugs

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I would not marry a poke whore
I would not marry Gardevoir
I would not marry fire/fighting
I would not marry rat with lightning
I would not could not with a plant
I would not could not a grass serpant
I would not lock in with Weavile
I would not lock in with Sneasel
I would not sleep with a cat
I wouldn't even lick a Golbat
I wouldn't marry a Pokemon, nope.
I would not marry, stupid OP.

>>29387192
Don't we all anon?

>>29386274
I would marry Klinklang <3

>>29388380
Do you pronouce OP "ohp" instead of "oh-pii"? It's something I've never thought about before.

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>>29388439
...fuck

>>29388380
But would you eat green eggs and ham?

>>29388471
Delphox > Braixen

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>>29388476
Get out of my face you fucking midget lorax looking red hat bitch

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>>29388512
eat an entire dick

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>>29388512
My nigga

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>>29386358
This.
Lilligant would be a great wife.

But would they want to marry me? Probably not

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>>29388267
I wish it weren't so rare.
Then again, I'd settle for making a male Blaziken my waifu.

Good choice on the frog, that'd be my second choice.

>>29389753
I would be so down for a male blaziken to make me his waifu

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I want to cuddle with Scolipede and have him make me his waifu!

>>29386412
don't the original japanese lines here imply something more on the level of marriage? If I remember correctly it was scrapped during translation because muh western taboo

>>29389931
Yes

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hot as hell

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>>29390369

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>>29390517
bidomilf, I like that concept

Audino for best hug and snug

>>29390369
Petit+thick+slave=GOAT

Humans are Pokemon. They're just Normal/Psychic.

>>29390806
I feel like a normal/fighting.

>>29390691
I punch it for exp

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Fuck you guys.

>>29390806
I would think multiple forms.
normal, normal/fairy, normal/fighting, normal/psychic, normal/dark

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>>29386274
I'd marry the majestic waterdog.

>>29390369
are you ready for a toothjob anon?

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>>29391322
It's okay if you prefer Roserade but don't bully Lilligant.

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>>29390806
some pokemon makes me change normal to rock thype

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>>29386425
excellent taste

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>>29390369
I'll see your bucked-tooth beauty, and raise you one of my own.

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>>29388380
Jesus fuck Sam-I-Am, Calm down.

i want to see a very cute wedding between anons and their pokemon

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Whimsicott of course!

If humans are pokemon, this means they can breed together?

>>29388439
Is this disscusion worthy?
I say ohp

>>29389290
is it bad I thought that was her stomach under the cake? based on the thumbnail
Qt regardless

Reminder that a woman goes on a date with a Machamp in the Demo in sundays event.

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>>29391322

>>29391783
>in sundays event
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me anon.

>>29391202
>dog
can you not? They're nondescript mammals

>>29391987
>mammals
Can you not? Vaporeon has frills, fins and possibly (and perhaps most importantly, since there are mammals with fins): scales

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>>29391202

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>>29391322
I will never see Roderade as anything other than a pure husbando.

>>29386750
Like a girlfriend?

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>>29392156

>>29388888

>>29386274
>You can literally go out into the wild and capture your wife
Thats so fucking hot

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>>29392089
Yes. Because Majestic.

>>29391987
Eeveelutions based off of dogs, cats, and foxes. So... majestic water-dog-cat

>>29392027
nondescript quadrupedal creature
Happy?

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>>29391773
Nice

>>29392319
and rabbits.

>>29392528
Cute!

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Marry? Nah
Hugs n snuggles? sure

>>29392838
HOT! owo

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>>29386274
Sawk. He's the only Pokémon I would marry.

>>29393004
He seems to be popular with girls. Are you a grill?

>>29393134
I think you didn't quite crop it all out.

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>Looks pretty decenn
>Her size is perfect for safe sex for both sides
>Smart enought to learn housework, cook meals and other things.
>Will do all housework and cook meal without being exhausted.
>Will love her trainer no matter what
>Has trap version for gays.

Gardevoir is natural waifumon.

>>29393174
;_; ilu2 eevee

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>>29393313
Just because two creatures are around the same size doesn't means that their genitals also are of compatible size. Gorillas have minuscle dicks for example.

And the opposite can also happen, Whimsicott have an absurdly flexible body so she would be one size fits all.

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I'd mary a gliscor, if she'd let me

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I want to romance and grow old with this sphere.

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>no one wants to fuck a Scizor
Like, why man?

>>29393843
Metal bug vagina.

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>>29388380
But anon, look and see
And think how nice this would be
It's just an innocent game
There is no need to shame

I tried to continue but I'm not so good at rhymes.

>>29393843
Have you ever rubbed your dick across a cast iron pan? Well there you go.

>>29393843
I would

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>>29386420
shoo

>>29393843
that's, uh, quite a risky handjob, bucko.

>>29393843
sawz plorx

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Because I'm forced to post this in every thread like this I see.

>>29392838
I need a source for this.
asking for a friend.

>>29393337
But sexual intercourse is haram, Vaporeon.
I just want a close and sincere hug.

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>>29386358
>>29389290
>>29391405
Lilligant is shit. Superior plant waifu comin' through.

>>29394071
Looks like Haychel, I'll go and check.

>>29394087
Why do you have to force this stupid rivalry shit? People can like both.

>>29388439
>>29388471
It's eye rhyme

>>29394056
>you will never impregnate a Pokemon

>>29394148
>>29392838
pls help me find. reverse image search brought up nothing

it apparently happened once upon a time
I'm thinking mebbe Zoroark, but I dunno

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>>29386274
>marrying a pokémon
>that can't speak english
>and is a disgusting animal
>when you could marry qt humans
>that you could have a nice family with that aren't alll abominations

>>29395721

Well, damn, if that was an option, you bet your ass that I'd be taking either Lillie or Shauna

>>29394071
>>29394740
If you still need the one for the half sleep wolf here ya go

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59158553

>>29395741
>if that was an option
in what situation would it not be

>>29395796
the situation TC was describing, obviously

>>29395800
who the fuck is TC

>>29386806

But how do you sex it though.

>>29395830
Topic/Thread Creator

>>29395836
Fuck off back to gamefaqs

>>29395836
>Topic/Thread Creator
please go and stay go

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The only good chooses

>>29396024
There are many of animals looking like this pokemon in pet shops. Just go outside and buy one yourself.

>>29395836
We use OP here. Please fuck off.

>>29395853
>>29395859
>>29396357

wow, r00d
i'm just a lowly newfag, tryna learn the ways of za warudo

>>29396373
Lurk more

>>29396373
Wow, you really are a hardcore gamefaqsfag
don't worry, I originally came from there too. just lay low for a few months

>>29396835
plz learn me your ways
i can give you shelter on Battle Chess
though Doug will probably still call you a p00n

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>>29396024
W R O N G

>>29396911

w h a t
a
n a s t y
w a i f u

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>>29396373
LURK MOAR

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>>29386274
>>marriage
>not just having brief flings with whatever you want
nu-males all over this thread

>>29396373
I wish I could punch you in the teeth

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>>29396941
>he is afraid of long-term relationships
Enjoy your cheating, money sapping sluts anon.

>>29396967

http://i.imgur.com/kgS7Ue8.gif

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>>29396373
Anon please I'm new. Blending into the crowd and watching silently to see how things works is not that hard.

>>29396983
>Pokémon
>cheating
They barely pass the Harkness Test you fuck

>>29396983
Oh my GOD! Succulent, delicious (You)s! Thank CHRIST, I've been pursuing these damn things for their nutrients for DAYS now! (You) have saved me, anon! Thanks to (You), I can pursue attention like a neckbeard pursues fresh cunt for twenty more cycles!

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The only real answer coming in
>why marry one when you can marry them all

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>>29397020
>barely
>pass
>the
>test
But anon, the Japs don't give a shit.
"In the literal translation of Sinnoh Folk Story 3, the myth originally referred to Pokémon and people marrying each other."

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deoxys

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>>29397108
Nice choice anon. I hope she doesn't kill (You)

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>>29397094
Oh hey this looks nice...Calem instead of Hilbert/nate is bad tho

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>>29397061
>>29397094
Best taste

>>29397061
>marry Zoroark
>she disguises into some other attractive Pokemon at your request
>the sex is extra good that night
>she acts happy but a doubt starts growing
>she feels inadequate now that she knows how attractive you find other Pokemon
>"he liked it better when I didn't even look like myself"
>"he might as well have been fucking any other Pokemon"
>she sinks into a depression because she feels like you would be happier if she was someone else
>she puts on a brave face but on the inside she's completely heartbroken
>you're oblivious to her turmoil and ask to do it again
>she agrees, transforms, turns away from you, and cries silent tears as you fuck her from behind

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>tfw no psychic onee-san that is completely devoted to me

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>>29397206
Your feels aren't wanted here

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>>29397153
>tfw all of its doujins give it a dick, are gay or are lowqual
>>29397169
You have some good taste yourself.
>tfw no lycanroc doujin yet

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qt frog waifu

>>29386274
I would marry a Human girl

When you cats accidentally misplace your coloring books, do you panic like crazy bracing for an ass kicking until you find it??

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>>29397606
(You)

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>>29397675
That's lewd

>>29397675
Nice, am I the whole dude or just the dick??

>>29397703
>Am I the whole dude or just the dick
>just the dick
Y tho

>>29397713
maybe he's into extreme water sports and oral

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>>29397698
>>29397703
>when the (You)s given result in a net gain
So hard right now

>>29397740
No, I prefer a shaved pussy and snap, don't think you know me waiferbators

>>29397713
I was wondering that dude hooked it up with pic of me shutting these fags up by dropping my dick down their throat I'm pumped

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She's so perfect

>>29397864

>she

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>>29397934
Literally 50/50 ratio chill out

Well this thread sure did go to the dogs...

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>>29397995
Husbandopost you fag!

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most pure

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>>29398053
But anon I prefer to hug girls.

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Sure, why not.

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perfect husbando

>>29398115
That makes me moist

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>>29398085
Then waifupost. Benis or bussy, good taste is good taste.

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>>29398115
Oh god, there really was more?

Salutdit a best.

>>29398115
>>29398139
Well now you HAVE to post the second one

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>>29398135
Ok here's best birl

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>>29398150
k then

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>>29398163
>/vp/- Pokémon
C'mon anon, try.

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>>29398204
Anonkun there was a pokemon splatfest so the sisters are pokemon related by default.

Blue/green is forever best

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>>29393843
scizor is the best bug waifu. Prove me wrong. Pro tip:You can't

spoiler]I would marry a hot Zoroark husbando~[[/spoiler]

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>>29398422
Just for you then...and yeah it's "clean"
https://va.ib.metapix.net/files/full/1308/1308551_Dacad_zoroark_.png[/img]

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would you tease your waifu when she starts putting on some weight?

>>29398194
>>29398115
Dunno if I can, but dammit I will

>>29398422
You tried
>>29398600
Links broken try again

>>29398606
Best to nip it in the bud, yeah.
>tfw your wife straight up told you she was giving up on the idea of maintaining her body and was just gonna eat whatever she wanted and get fat
>tfw she's doing exactly that

Serious question: does this disease you all suffer through together affect your everyday lives and routine? I'd imagine dog parks potentially a HUGE trigger. Is is legal for you to own pets even? Probably have struggles morally too whenever you pass a dog, go fishing

>>29398676
Don't copy the [/img] silly

>>29398722
Anon if you're going to bait atleast try.

>>29398722
Why would I want to fuck random stranger's dogs when I have my own perfectly fuckable dog at home, baka?

>>29392528
Y'know, "Marill's hair is an actual mouth" really bugs me, because it's totally not. It's just two solid steel horns in the shape of a mouth. They can close up, but that's about it.

It's the same with "Magearna can have facial expressions".

>>29398722
>Serious question: does this disease you all suffer through together affect your everyday lives and routine? I'd imagine hair salons potentially a HUGE trigger. Is is legal for you to own lingerie magazines even? Probably have struggles morally too whenever you pass a girl, go outside

>>29398785
Mawile. I meant Mawile.

>>29398785
>It's just two solid steel horns in the shape of a mouth. They can close up, but that's about it.
wtf I hate Mawile now

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Degeneracy

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>>29398722
inhale my donger enragement child

>>29399096
Says the furfag

You're no less degenerate them the rest of them, son.

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>>29388426

Clearly there should be a Serperior big enough to hug us all at the same time.

On topic: I'd absolutely marry one of the serpents.

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>>29399148
Okay.

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maybe if we stop giving it (You)s and induce an awkward boner it'll go away

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What the fuck is a Francine? Is it some Animal Crossing character?

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>>29399811
HEhe, you're funny!

>>29399944
Look, i'm just saying it seems that way. It's got the Animal Crossing aesthetic going on. Am I wrong?

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>>29399957
I mean, he HAS a point.
I can see where you're coming from.

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>>29399999

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>>29398606
chubby waifus are the best kind

>>29400681
>Not wanting your waifu to be fit and healthy

>>29397108
great choice

>>29401546
>not wanting your waifu to be fit , healthy & have a decent layer of fat gladiator-style

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convincing mewtwo through the power of dick sucking that humans aren't so bad

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>>29401785
Why do legendaries make the best waifus?

>>29401931
almost all of them pass the harkness test

>>29401931
Hoopa is a mythical, not a legendary

>>29402083
mythicals are legendaries though

>>29397108
she's great isn't she

>>29402103
Negatory. They're distinguished in that employee handbook that was leaked a while back, unless I'm remembering wrong

>>29402048
almost?

>>29401931
I wonder what sticking my own dick into Hoopa's portals would feel like. Especially if it is in my mouth or ass.

>>29402224
i am not quite sure

while some non-organic ones can reproduce via ditto, it seems more like a game mechanic only thing

and i believe things that dont reproduce cant technicaly pass the harkness test

>>29402307
it would feel like a dick in your ass and your dick fucking an ass at the same time.

Claydol

>>29402224
Heatran doesn't look like it's going to consent or not puke hot lava on you when doing so.

>>29402224
The Birds, Kyogre, Groudon, Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Heatran, the Regis, Phione and Yveltal would fail certainly.
Most of the others would have an okay chance of passing, while Pokemon like Mewtwo would pass easily.

>>29401546
>not wanting just enough chub where it adds a plush softness, but won't negatively affect you waifu's health

>>29394056
Resting on top of such a THICC tail has got to be very uncomfortable.

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>>29389753
Male or Female Greninja? Which one would you?

>>29403079
not if it's soft and squishy

>>29401931
most of them can consent and talk to humans quite easily with telepathic powers
mewtwo is actually one of the few pokemon that are humanish in size and stands up

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Audino!

>>29397206
I'd love a Zoroark for who she is, I wouldn't ask her to shapeshift unless it was so that we could go out together looking like a normal couple, if interspecies relationships were something that was frowned upon.

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>>29386274

I will marry a ditto

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Would you make your waifu do house work?

>>29403298
Both.

>>29403646
what if you fell in love with a human and married them only to find out that you can't have children because your lover turned out to be a zoroark the whole time?

Why does so much of /vp/ want to fuck Pokémon? Why not just fuck normal animals like a normal person

>>29403894
because you can't put a horse in a pokeball

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>>29403870
Fine by me unless I got >trapped

>>29391149
What website is that?

>>29403894
Because your bait is shit

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Top Hen

>>29397206
Fug

I'd post that one comic if it were sfw

>>29403933
read the fucking url faggot

>>29403864
More aptly:
How would you adapt your house for your waifu to feel comfy.

>>29404027
Post a link

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>>29403864

I'd rather have my waifu be the house.

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>>29393004
sawk is a fucking hottie
throh reminds me of my grandpa, so I will not be fucking a throh

>>29404074
Can't right now, but you should be able to find it on e621 if you search 'zoroark lucario human comic' or similar

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Blaziken is still my Apex Fire Waifu

Maybe Popmaid will be able to surpass Greninja as my Apex Water Waifu.

>>29404155
does her pussy taste like KFC

>>29386298
>not even two minutes after the thread was posted and someone manages to turn it into /pol/shit
epic, simply epic

>>29404213
Don't post that shit here beeeetch

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Time to end this thread

>>29404213
Delete that you nigger

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>>29404249
I have to see the huge fucking blizzard going on in Platinum to enjoy the route music.
>>29404243
Yes, yes, we know my nigga Rakku has a great artistic style. Pic related af.

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>>29404332
Keep posting images.

>>29404269
B L U E B O A R D

>>29404269
Borderline to be honest, just because of some suggestive pics.
Nobody has posted porn so everything should be fine.

Plus, degenerate discussion is good. Surprisingly good.
To have an escape route for the Sun and Moon shitflinging once in a while is refreshing.

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This thread was a BIG mistake.

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>>29399232
Stop posting fag

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Crashing this thread

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With no survivors

>>29404425
Shut up

Image limit hit.
My work here is done.

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>>29404446
Porn got deleted, teehee.

>>29404174
She lets you put BBQ sauce on it.

The real question is: Can Humans marry Ultra Beasts?

>>29403869
At the same time, i presume. I had actually never thought about something like that and i am now getting pretty aroused. Ah, to be balls-deep in a femninja vajayjay while the other Greninja plows her ass; both Greninja's wounding us together with their tongues all over. Maybe even one of those tongues can invade my throat and stomach :3

>>29406545
unfortunately that would hurt the tongue, to touch your digestive acids like that

Just facefuck a ditto and get it out of your system