Do pokémon eat each other like real animals?

Yeah, it's been stated since gen 1.

>>29377144
Yes.

>>29377144
Pokemon don't eat each other in the real world, so I'd assume no

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>>29377173
I don't have much desu. This is just a nice subject I'm interested now

>>29377144
That Audino...that poor Audino...oh gawd...

>>29377144
Why didn't that dumb bitch use dazzling gleam?

Read the descriptions for some of the pokemon it's actually pretty brutal.

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>>29377144
>>29377190

>>29377144
Obviously, not all of them eat berries and cookies only.

>>29377144
A lot of Pokedex entries for gen VI talk about how Pokemon either catch prey or escape predators.

>>29377144
Nice to see that stupid
Pokemon get what it deserves.

sorry vanilluxe ,cherrim and tsareena

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>>29377144
Yeah

>>29377144

Yes. Read the fucking dex for once before asking dumbass questions.

>>29377144
didn't Metagross' dex entry specifically state that it devours its prey at some point?

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Houndoom's poison bite causes ENDLESS pain.

>>29377144
In White 2, its stated that Kyurem eats people and Pokémon, that's why a wall was made around one town that I can't remember.

>>29377205
>>29377253
I bet you watch nature documentaries and think the lions or whatever are being mean.

>>29377453
>flashbacks to that one jasmine fanart

No but they do eat humans

>>29377536
>I mean this specific fanart
>literally the next post

Yanmega is pretty brutal.

>>29377293
/thread

Literally heatmor to durant

>>29377536
Oh shit he done it

>>29377536
>Steelix didn't use Earthquake to rid of all those Houndooms

Yeah, rip her apart.

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>>29377299
rude Audino is cute! CUTE!

Anyone got a picture of a Deerling being eaten?

>>29377178
I don't deny this but, I'm curious, what specific entries mention it?

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>>29377144
Yes but no need to be edgy about it.

>>29377536
I remember posting this years ago and getting banned for it.

>>29377144
Audinos are so defenseless that the only way to explain how the multitude of predators in Unova havent eaten them to extinction is that they reproduce really fucking fast.

What's your definition of Pokemon eating each other?

>>29377144
That audio no would not get eaten tho; it would roast its ass via moon blast

>>29378635
Pokemon eating each other

>>29377513
L-link?

>>29378763
>>29377536

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>>29378615

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>>29377536
Now that's how you eat ass

>>29377536
i'm ashame to admit that i think she has a great ass in that picture, such a shame it's not the kind of picture you wanna get a boner from

>>29377144
Honesty if it's something, why not try to eat it?

That's how humans discovered their foods. Trial and error until we found out shit was edible.

>>29377536
>Steelix used magnitude
>magnitude 1
>10000 houndooms fainted!

it was that easy

>>29379472
That isnt very nice

>>29379448
>>29379472
That's fantastic, the sequence invites the target to lower its guard and then punches with vague wounds, further agravated by the damage done to the younglings and the sheer terror in the eyes of the mother who failed, but still tries, to protect it's young.

11/10 mate.

delete

>>29379553
this

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>>29377144
This nigga Kyurem used to eat humans too! duh fuq nigger!! I ain't no dragon food!

>>29378534
Wurmple's dex mentions it gets eaten by Swellow.

Humans are mentally ill.

>>29379869
yes

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>>29377144
>>29377190
>>29379472

>>29378534
I seem to remember it being implied Kingler eat Cloyster/Shellder as a primary prey and they have evolved as almost natural enemies.

Then we have Shellder which feed on Slowbro.

Also Parasect are being eaten alive by their spore.

Metang and Metagross are confirmed as carnivores, their dex entries state as much.

>>29381245
You're not much better, Lugia.

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>>29382557
>tfw forgot pic

>>29379472
Oh god, I need a sauce NOW

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It's a Pokemon eat Pokemon world out there.

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>>29382621
It's by ryonbu
His pixiv is gone but you can find his art reuploaded by googling

>>29382729
He really hates Audinos

>>29379472
Fun fact: Audino has its own special tag "Abuse Idol Audino-chan" on pixiv because of all the artwork that exists of it suffering

>>29382921
Jesus fuck. Why do the Japs hate Audinos so much?

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>>29383099
>Japan is one person

>>29382086
>Then we have Shellder which feed on Slowbro.
That's less predator/prey and more symbiotic.

>>29383233
more or less a parasitic symbiosis

>>29383304
Seems more mutualistic to me.

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>pokedex entries makes pokemon sound brutal
>none of it is ever reflected in the games
It honestly surprises how fucking brutal some entries are, stuff like how some pokemon hunt or most ghost type entries are brutal as fuck. I don't feel they really fit pokemon as it is a pretty goofy and light hearted series but they're interesting to say the least.

>>29383331
Slowking is more mutualistic, while slowbro is more parasitic.

>>29382636
Any other pics like this? A pokemon hunting without it being overly edgy.

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>>29383099
It's a play on the fact that people would "abuse" Audino for EXP in Gen 5. That and I guess some people just like seeing cute things suffer

>>29379472
jesus christ why

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>>29377144
>>29378534
Pidgeots eating Magikarps and Swellow/Starly for Wurmple are probably the most known.
I also doubt that Victreebel just eat bugs like Bellsprouts, same with a lot of other pokemon.

There are always been predators and preys entries even sometimes with Pokemon who don't look like a predator like Gorebyss.

Since gen 5, we also got a lot of ghost types who eat pokemon and human's souls/life force like the Litwick line, Jellicent, etc...
Oh and of course Gourgeist.

>>29383099
Maybe Audinos like being bullied.

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>>29378534
>Pidgeot
>When hunting, it skims the surface of water at high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp.

>Ekans
>Moves silently and stealthily. Eats the eggs of birds, such as Pidgey and Spearow, whole.

>Kingler
>Said to be capable of prying open Shellder and Cloyster shells using its 10,000-horsepower pincer.

>Omastar
>Apparently, it cracked Shellder's shell with its sharp fangs and sucked out the insides.

>Taillow
>Taillow is young - it has only just left its nest. As a result, it sometimes becomes lonesome and cries at night. This Pokémon feeds on Wurmple that live in forests.

>Heatmor
>Using their very hot, flame-covered tongues, they burn through Durant's steel bodies and consume their insides.

Etc.
Shit's all over the place in the Pokedex, at least.

i feel so very uncomfortable now after being in this thread.....

>>29383518
>>29383526
The real fucked up part is how in quite a lot of entries we see not only do pokemon hunt and kill but ENJOY doing it. Makes it more fucked up.

>>29378284
>>29379286
>implying steelix is going to attack first

>>29377536
dammit, file deleted, sauce?

>>29383772
just type in houndoom eating jasmine on google images, you'll see it

>>29383668
Do you enjoy eating? Same thing.
I have no problem with food chain, but just torture stuff is fucked up.

>>29383099
Yeah. Why do they hate Audino? It's not like it was the only Unova Pokémon to get a Mega or anything...

>>29377489
Pokemon are supposed to be sentient unlike lions.

>>29383846
Well yeah but as a counter I'm a vegetarian. Most animals kill just to eat, not for enjoyment.

>>29383849
This: >>29383506
There are a bunch of artists who likes torturing cute stuff.

>>29377144
Wouldn't that be poisonous? I mean a fairy type destroys dark and dragon, so eating fairy meat probably kills dark/dragon types

>>29383899
Audino is Normal.

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"Because it exudes a delicious smell from its entire body, Bounsweet is popular with Pokémon and people of the Alola region. Bounsweet’s scent has a calming effect on humans, so many people let them live inside their homes as a sort of air freshener. Unfortunately, it’s sometimes swallowed whole by Pokémon drawn to its aroma.

When running away from other Pokémon, Bounsweet flees danger by skipping along the ground. Since its bouncy movements don’t convey to others that it’s actually in desperate flight, no one ever comes to its aid."

>>29383939
Yeah but it's evolutions are shit so who cares?

>>29383860
>but as a counter I'm a vegetarian
This changes nothing. Don't you enjoy picking up fresh fruits from the tree?

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These Audino pics make my autism flare up for a different reason. People seem to think that just because a Pokemon is weaker by Pokemon standards it can be taken down by any human. So they just have the Audino or whatever sit there and take punishment as though can't shit lightning and vomit blizzards. The thing is Chansey lite but with an actual defense stat, your piddly box cutter isn't going to do shit.

In my opinion any Pokemon with a BST above even 200 is capable of fucking up a human. There's a reason people don't wander into tall grass without a Pokemon of their own.

>>29383938
Thats right, I forgot. It doesn't go fairy until mega evolution. Thanks for the correction.

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>>29383668
>>It enwraps its prey in its hairlike arms. It sings joyfully as it observes the suffering of its prey.

I must admit it's probably the most disturbing thing about some of them.
I mean it's understandable for them to eat other pokemon because they need to survive but the ghosts like Gourgeist enjoying to see its victims suffering is disturbing.

>>29383849
Probably because they give a lot of exp.

>>29383939
Why does being a Bountsweet so suffering?

>>29383939
I want to keep a Steenee in my home as an air freshener.

>>29379472
this awakened the bad thoughts in me again

off to liveleak to see animals dying I go, thanks anon

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>>29383978
>comparing fruits and vegtables to the sentience of animals

>>29383980
>as though can't shit lightning and vomit blizzards.
But it can only do those things if a person teaches it to them.
Wild mons can only use their level up moves

>>29383980
Walking in tall grass is dangerous, not a death sentence. Some stuff are dangerous, sure, like electrodes that can shock or explode. But what a wild Audino gonna do? Pound me?

>200 BST
Caterpie has fucking 195 BST and is miles away from being able to fuck up a human. I wouldn't use BST as a basis to anything, since stuff like Primal Groudon can change the landscape with its attacks, while a Slaking with almost the same attack stat, can't do half of that.

>>29384025
What's real interesting thing to me is hiw over time the entries never got more light hearted, like how your entry is from gen 6. You would think with the broad appeal and popularity among children they would tone it down but no. One thing I've noticed is that only from gen 1-3 would the entries mention specific pokemon that were hunted by pokemon, like that one entry that talks how pidgeot hunts magikarp. Around gen 4 those stopped.

>>29383860
But you still enjoy eating and fulfilling that basic need...

>>29377144

Reminder Audino probably used heal pulse right before this happened

>>29384116
Can you not read? You were saying that you find it weird that those pokemon enjoy hunting, and then I compared to picking fruits. Don't you enjoy picking fruits? So why other animals can't enjoy hunting their own food?

>>29384404
clearly made before gen 6

>>29384401
>don't you enjoy picking fruit
No?

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>>29384208
Good point. Still learns shit like Take Down and Double Edge, though. Even a Double Slap will fend off a human attacker.

>>29384296
Meanwhile Poochyena is a credible threat to a grown man. 200 was just a generalization, I'll agree it depends on the specific Pokemon. Wouldn't want anyone claiming pic related is what a base attack of 5 looks like, I guess.

>>29384423
Well, you lack common sense then. A normal human being enjoy obtaining food.

>>29384484
He's a faggytarian of course he lacks common sense.

>>29382621
imgur.com/a/nzVMD

>>29384484
You're implying that dude has picked his own fruits or whatever. Probably hasn't.

>>29382921
It's like that "Fluffy Abuse" shit on /b/ but even worse.

>>29383980
A young man, callow and foolish in
innocence, came to own a sword.
With it, he smote Pokémon, which gave
sustenance, with carefree abandon.
Those not taken as food, he
discarded, with no afterthought.
The following year, no Pokémon
appeared. Larders grew bare.
The young man, seeking the missing
Pokémon, journeyed afar.
Long did he search. And far and wide,
too, until one he did find.
Asked he, "Why do you hide?"
To which the Pokémon replied...
"If you bear your sword to bring
harm upon us, with claws and
fangs, we will exact a toll.
"From your kind we will take our
toll, for it must be done.
"Done it must be to guard ourselves
and for it, I apologize."
To the skies, the young man shouted
his dismay.
"In having found the sword, I have
lost so much.
"Gorged with power, I grew blind
to Pokémon being alive.
"I will never fall savage again.
This sword I denounce and forsake.
"I plead for forgiveness,
for I was but a fool."
So saying, the young man hurled the
sword to the ground, snapping it.
Seeing this, the Pokémon disappeared
to a place beyond seeing...

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>>29384537
Why does shit like this exist.

>>29384401
>comparing picking fruits to a carnivore hunting prey
this is some tumblr-level vegan shit

>>29384449
>Poochyena is a credible threat to a grown man
I don't think it is much more of a threat than an angry dog. Also, Poochyena only learns moves like Take Down and Double Edge at very high levels, pokemons barely levels up unless there is a trainer. Take for example Elite 4 + Champion. They are supposed to have the strongest pokemons of the entire region, and they are still around lvl 50.

>>29384634
>and they are still around lvl 50.
Not if you pay for steroids for all of them via Black Writs of Challenge

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>>29384561

>>29384657
You know that Maison doesn't make sense at all.

>>29384556
because people hate stuff and they want to show how intense their hate is for that thing to as many strangers as possible
alternatively: fapping material for the creeps

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>>29383980
>>29384296
Even weaker pokemon who have less than 200 bst like a Weedle, a Wurmple and some of the regional bugs could fuck up a human because of their poison.
But of course, it depends of the pokemon and its moves.

>>29384299
Yeah I was expecting them putting less stuffs like that because of the children but GF don't seem to care especially that we continue to have these entries and the ghost stories like that Abra girl from BW/BW2 who was killed because of Darkrai and these human ghosts from gen 4 and 6..

From what I remember we got Starly eating Wurmple as well in gen 4 and that's it.
But we still got in gen 4 creepy stuffs as well like Drifloon.

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>>29384545
See, I read that and I see a human killing the small fry before something bigger promises to fuck his shit sideways.

To clarify my position I don't think ALL Pokemon are immune to harm from humans (fuck knows the games have proven tech can compete with them) but the a huge amount of them are not going to give a fuck about one dude with a sword.

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>>29379472
That Audino must be in shear terror

>>29384449
Even though Ash shows some unusual resistance to dying. I really think that pikachu is a credible threat, because of how it attacks. It probably can generate enough electricity to taze small animals, or maybe even a human it tries hard enough.

>>29384749
Well, a grown human can easily be fucked up by something as small as a spider or a fly, but it is because of their unusually dangerous poison. So I think that a common Weedle poison is just enough to do as much as a fever would, but stuff like Toxic that badly poisons is the real deal, that can kill a human without immediate medical treatment.

>>29377144
Yes and No.

In both Games and other Media, yes, they do eat each other; but when it come to public relations and marketing, everything's a vegan.

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Can we talk about humans eating pokemon? Like milktank burgers, baked basculin, squirtle soup...what do you think would taste good? How would you cook? What berries would go with it?

>>29384854
too soon

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>>29385004
Adding to this would torchic eggs be the same as chicken eggs? Are starters fair game or are they a protected species? I want a Dungeon Meshi of pokemon.

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>>29384911
Depends on the sources you go with, I guess. The Pokedex for instance paints an interesting picture.

>When several of these Pokémon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
>It stores electricity in the electric sacs on its cheeks. When it releases pent-up energy in a burst, the electric power is equal to a lightning bolt.

If it's true, that's a shit ton of electrical energy.

from what i understand, certain pokemon are delicacies like slowpoke tail in gens 2 and 6, probably according to rarity.

in related news, its canon to partake in pokephilia since women drool over machamps and men over milotics. being the lusty maniac that i am, the second point is more imperative to me

>>29385133
Yeah, I am not really taking the pokedex seriously, it is just like Saint Seiya, where they say that the same move never works twice on the same on the same knight, or how gold knights can move at the speed of light.

>>29384512
I don't trust meat processing. I don't really trust how any food processing but meat especially.

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>"This transdimensional Pokémon gains it's bulging muscles and immense strength through Absorption of it's victims body fluids. Due to it's immense power and size, almost any Pokémon is fair game."

>>29379472
The artist should do this with pokegirls.

>>29385940
this desu

>>29383668
Cats, apes and dolphins do that. It's a clear sign of higher intellect.

>>29385995
this really makes me uneasy even though i'm a vore/guro fetishist

>>29386623
What makes me uneasy is not even may getting eaten, but how Swalot is increasingly veiny and sweaty, it looks like he is almost dying, even though eating should be something that doesn't nearly kill you.

>>29386771
i'm almost positive that's what fucks my head so bad

>>29377190
>cannabalism in mammals
Lmao enjoy ur fucking kuru nerd

>>29377190
Carnivorous mammals tend to avoid eating each other.

>>29386963
More

>>29377144
>>29377190
>>29386983
>>29386963
>muh grimdark edgy guro in a children's game
mods

>>29383980
Someone once made the point that Pokemon attacks are just super ineffective against humans, thus the reason charizard can flamethrower ash with no casualties. Humans are human type, which both do no real damage to pokemon and receive none in exchange.

>>29386963
>>29386983
both of these were already posted
houndoom eating jasmine was already banned once itt

>>29386823
>>29386864
Well, carnivorous animals or even omnivorous animals may sometimes eat their own kind, so it's not really something impossible.
But what makes the image unlikely is because eevee is a pokemon that is rarely foundin the wilderness, more commonly found in the city, and the only way for eevee to evolve is if it somehow trained itself in the city AND managed to get an evolution stone(which as shown in the games, are not something common or cheap).

>>29383980
fuck, you are autistic

>>29379286
No way a Steelix Magnitude 1 would KO any amount of anything.

>>29387020
>Humans are human type
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read. Ash doesn't die because it is an anime for kids, they are not going to show Ash going to the hospital with third degree burns.

>>29387040
i'm pretty sure both can be found in wild, just that in past games they're exceedingly rare as gifts and stones are sold in places you can't really just go off and mine for.

>>29387040
Could just be a feral. I mean his owner could have disowned him since he's so useless outside of being fluffy.

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>>29387051
>These Audino pics make my autism flare up

Go fucking figure.

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>>29377144
All this does is make think of otherwise cute looking Pokémon as terrifying predators.

Like pic related

Can the faggots posting ahitty gore that has nothing to do with the thread just fuck off already? thanks

>>29386963
Why do I find this kind of funny?

>>29387116
It is stated that they are rarely found in the wild, and even if they did live in the wilderness, they would definitely not live in caves or mines, where you would find the stones.

>>29387153
Well, this is an explanation.

>>29379472
Now I want to name a fluffy Audino.
>NU HUWT AUDINO! BE GUD FWUFFY!

>>29377178
Masuda and TPCi don't like to express the idea of a food chain. It ruins the image of togetherness.

The thing is, Pokemon does have creatures that are designated meat eaters. Ones that have sharp teeth and claws or talons in the case of birds of prey. Denying a food chain much less any need to eat meat in a creature like Gyarados or Tyrantrum is like pretending nature is Mickey and Friends.

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>>29387537
See >>29384513 if you like Audino abuse

>>29383506
This would be more brutal if there was gun pointed to it.

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Does Anybody know where to get pictures of deerling being bullied or killed?

>>29384042
>Its farts always smell like fruit roll-ups

>>29387615
Yeah, it is one of these things that they won't deny, but it will never be the focus of anything.

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>>29387650
Hm, imgur is down right now

http://pastebin.com/etuXUCSK
http://pastebin.com/gjy6PiGR

>>29383980
Actually I agree with this. I mean with a lot of ghost types we have PRECEDENCE for Pokemon preying on humans. The fact that certain moves don't effect humans in the anime (always, they still are seen to hurt people) seems to be little more than a plot contrivance. If humans do prey on Pokemon it's probably something like a Caterpie or a Magikarp. An Audino still likely could fuck you up, or at least not be too hurt by you.

>>29387828
delete this please...

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>>29379472

>>29387920
Japanese people hold back some fucked up thoughts, anon.

When your society demands conformity, hospitality and displaying politeness expect passive-aggressive behavior up the ass and pent-up dickery behind closed doors. Always.

>gore thread
>171 replies
>blue board

It's official, /vp/ is actually worse than /mlp/.

>>29387650
FUCKING DELET THIS

>>29388129
If you ignore the couple hardcore stuff posted this is actually one of the better thread on /vp/ right now

>>29379472
I like this

>>29377353
What is it eating?

>>29387920
people are evil, deal with it

>>29388304
The ugliest Oricorio I think.

>>29379472
Why

>>29384556
Some people get a sadistic kick out of it. If that's what it takes for someone to get off to, who cares? Doesn't really concern me until people start doing that do real animals.

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I bet Greninja legs are a delicacy in Kalos.

>>29378840
CARLOS

>>29385004
There was that Rapidash race episode in the OS series where Ash was eating a fried magikarp

>>29383855
Come back when you know what the definition of "sentient" is.

>>29379828
T. White

>>29383860
Vegan faggot whose never been to a farm, seeing what comes out of the machines and the veggie carnage that ensues

>>29383968
>Yeah but it's evolutions are shit so I don't care.
So what?

>>29384116
Sentience means nothing. Don't try justifying your bullshit just because you don't understand what other creatures feel.

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>>29388546
Wrong.

It was a Taiyaki-like pastry shaped like a Magikarp.

>>29388315
...by hunting them down and killing them?

By creating a superweapon that will rid the planet of the evil of humanity?

By trolling them on the interwebs?

I can't do all of them.

>>29388399
>people start doing that do real animals.
reminds me of this gif I saw of some lady in heels crushing a kitten's head. It was on /b/ obviously.

>>29388821
>vegetarian
>calls me a vegan

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>>29389219
I haven't been a regular on /b/ in approx 3 years due to the ever so present animal abuse. I may go on for a bit a handful of times a year, but that's it.

>>29389219
Yeah, I don't really touch /b/ anymore. Not huge on animal abuse and other shit posts that are now daily threads. Good threads there are not worth digging through all that shit.

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>>29389219
>going to /b/ at all

>>29377205
It needed the EXP.

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>>29383980
Don't underestimate humans though.
Humans are shown in game as being perfectly capable of learning movements like Mach Punch, Strength and have abilities like Huge Power.

Babies and children are comparable to shitmons like Seedot, but a well trained human can easily have over 500 BST.

>>29384556
Audino is a target because of the "it just wants to heal you but you keep killing them for exp" meme in gen 5.
Anybody who says no one cares about gen5 is proven incredibly wrong by the sheer volume of Audino Abuse and hilda pictures

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>>29383526
>'member when the Pokedex was badass

>>29391410
>was

Bounsweet's is pretty disturbing.

>>29391366
Why the fuck arent i seismic tossing shitmons left and right then while i get sturdy gravel explosioned?

Even humans eat Slowpoke tails. Dex mentions Durant being preyed upon by Heatmor.

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>>29391512
Mere game mechanics. You start the game basically as local professor's bitch, not a wrestling superstar. Therefore you have no training and are comparable to a shitmon.
In case of hurry, you just prefer to use your energies in running away instead of fighting back.
The main characters are always giant pussies.

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>>29387107
Now look here fucker, we are in a thread applying actual animal biology to a kids show. My point is retarded among many.

>>29383099
Do you realize most of the audino fanart cute or not comes from Japan?

>>29391366
That doesnt count, all the opponents had the same flat 100 stats to make it easier to program

>>29383386
Slowbro isnt harmed by the toxins. If anything, while it doesnt become much smarter, it does at least increase in power somewhat

>>29385301
And yet the lifespan of an average human today has been the highest as its ever been throughout history even when you shove processed food approved by the FDA down our mouths.

>>29384749
>>29384749
>>29384299
Thats the beauty of Pokemon's Periphery demographics.
Technically we're a second Primary demographic, but still.
The target audience can barely read and certainly doesnt spend much time doing it, so they can throw in whatever they want. The censors dont pay attention either.

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>>29379448

>>29388315
>Don't try to make the world a better place!
Yeah, fuck you.

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>>29387828

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>>29387828
>>29387650

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>>29387650

>>29391073
what's wrong with /b/ ?
i browse it daily

>>29387020
Nah, real reason charizard couldn't hurt ash is because he's over hyped and blowing hot air

>>29377223
That's a good question

>>29382729
>nuuuuuuuu dun huwt owdino

This thread HOLYSHIT.

>>29377144
Even the anime hinted this early on when Ash used his Caterpie against Pidgeotto.

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>>29387828
So... um.. anyone have any other good Audino word porn? For.... research

>>29395147
See the imgur >>29387650

>>29386623
Just go jump in a lion cage and fulfill your deepest fantasies for us please, thanks.

>>29382729

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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You guys wanna see some crazy shit?

http://agnDOTph/gallery/post/show/81439/

Fucking spam filters baka

>>29395413
Eh, not the worst I've seen

>>29395413
WEAK, SITE WILL BE SAVED FOR FUTURE BEAT OFF USE THOUGH

>>29387615
But Pokedex entries have foodchain mentions all the time. Just this gen had Bounsweet (stylized after a baby in diapers mind you) being unable to find find help because people mistake it's fleeing as skipping in joy.

>>29386771
May confirmed for shit taste

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>>29383526
>Heatmor's natural prey is Durant
>Durant can still kick it's ass 10 times over

It's not fair

>>29383836
Oh, that one. Thanks, Anon. Saved me a trip through the archives.

>>29377144
They are usually pretty clever with it, they never outright deny it because that would be immersion breaking but they also never go to full into it, and when they do, they usually just mention if they are prey or predator, but never mention WHO they prey on or WHO prey on them.

There are predators and there are prey but they never show it completely, so we can never complete the bloody picture.

>>29383424
Well, it's a cartoon animal eating another cartoon animal. There's no way to make it not edgy.

>>29383899
I assume that it's like a lone lion attacking a buffalo. Yes, there's a very high risk of getting fired or trampled, but once it's dead the prey is still edible

>>29396289
Minimize blood, gore and obvious signs of pain.

X eyes work too. Maybe a little ghost floating.

>>29383899
Also I doubt Zweilous can even tell anyway.

In fact it might not even be 'eating' the thing so much as it's trying to guess what it is. They sense the world through biting.

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>>29385940
>tfw don't even have a fetish for gore, just morbid fascination, which is strange because I'm squeamish as fuck
>tfw like writing gore fics that involve pretty fucking terrible shit happening to pokégirls
>I also like looking at art of it
I'm damned to the depths of hell, aren't I
>>29386177
Is that why we hunt for sport

>>29391443
>Bounsweet's is pretty disturbing
uhm
please do explain

>>29383939


>>29396379

do not bully the audino

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>>29396394
fuck
that just made me so depressed

>>29377536
I could fap to that.
But i certainly don't want to.

>>29385301
>I don't trust meat processing. I don't really trust how any food processing but meat especially.
Hour and 20 minutes late but unless you're eating organic fruit which is expensive as fuck to eat on a daily basis you realize how much chemicals go into keeping fresh produce both lasting long and bug-free right?

Meat processing is probably cleaner than what happens to fresh produce.

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>>29382086
>Metang and Metagross are confirmed as carnivores
What?

>>29396848
>METAGROSS is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKéMON pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach

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>>29396646

>>29396421
this

It's kinda fucked up that Pokemon eat eachother because they are shown to be a lot smarter than real animals

>>29396646
Tasty.

Does that include Rocky Mountain "Cloysters"