ITT: Things that should be Pokémon

>>29377045
jesus christ what is that thing

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>>29378079
Goblin shark.

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>>29377045
this qt

>>29378169
>Takes the whole game to hatch an egg

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>>29378079
You think Goblin shark over there can be freaky, try checking out the Basking shark, the Frilled shark that >>29378169 posted, and Japanese Spider crab ere.

I think it would be pretty cool if there were a Pokemon based off a dog. A bird Pokemon would be cool too.

>>29378256
Isnt kingler a spider krab?

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I know we've already got Kangaskhan, but I'd like something more accurate.

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Worst than the goblin and frilled shark

I'd like an actual Pterodactyl.

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>>29377045
Peacock spider please.

>>29378348
Why does it have dentures?

>>29378372
No.

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>inb4 unfezzant

>>29378301
Silly anon, KINGler is a KING crab.

>>29378373
This is the one spider I think I actually like, simply for the look and mannerisms of it. It is almost crab like.

>>29378392
When I saw that one Ultra Beast for the first time I thought it looked like some kind of virus.

>>29378392
The diving spider kind of resembles a virus now that I look at it

>>29378603
Inb4 peta

>implying there are things that shouldn't be pokemon

>>29378630
So easy to make a Pokémon out of this. Have it be constantly balancing on the dung ball. Except instead of dung it's a boulder, maybe, Bug/Rock type

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Kricketot ain't no cricket

It's a blob whose type was an afterthought

Fucking Hawaiian region and we don't even get a new shark or a dolphin.

>>29378709
Or out of a snowball.
Bug/Ice.
Sheetle.

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>>29377045
Teach the children to fear these demons

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One of these strong jawed sons of bitches would be a great fossil mon

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kicks the shit out of snakes

>>29378799
>What is Relicanth

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kicks the shit out of anything

>>29378822
>>29378847
1 minute apart + dubs confirm secretary birds in next game

>>29378414
Not only is he a King crab, but also a Fiddler crab. King crab + Fiddler crab = KINGLER

>>29378841
Not a Dunkleosteus, that's for sure.

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stingless, makes honey from rotting meat

>>29378841
Relicanth is a Coelacanth type thing.

>>29378841
A Coelacanth

>>29378841
It's a coelocanth, something still alive today

>>29378373
But anon, will the males only have the 'feathers' and will the males only be able to learn dance moves?

This adorable little bastard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

>>29378925
Confirmed Bug/Fairy

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What would you do with it /vp/

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let's start a controversy

>>29378972
>tfw not even /x/ wants you

>>29378970
I feel ithcy.

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Rolling Kick

I want a sabertooth Pokémon, potentially fossil

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>>29379058
What is this amalgamation ?

>>29379083
It's a Roving Mauler from D&D

>>29379083
Its unpure is what it is.

>>29379067
If we do, I'd want it to be Rock/Fighting

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>inb4 someone brings up that monlet known as Donphan

>>29379083
Buer is a spirit that appears in the 16th century grimoire Pseudomonarchia Daemonum and its derivatives, where he is described as a Great President of Hell, having fifty legions of demons under his command. He appears when the Sun is in Sagittarius. He teaches natural and moral philosophy, logic, and the virtues of all herbs and plants, and is also capable of healing all infirmities (especially of men) and bestows good familiars.

There's a bunch of cool demons illustrated by Louis Le Breton, he's a great artist.

>>29378799
dubs confirm

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>>29379213

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they live inside jellyfish

>>29379337
What on Earth is this thing

>>29379404
It's an ocean worm, nerd

>>29379404
it's a worm, does worm stuff

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I really want a burger Pokemon. Not like this though.

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>>29379438
Speakin of worms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzFh_hs5Oc

>>29379395
Could do a Paras/Parasect type of deal

>>29379530
Little Cute Plankton

Clawed Beetle Thing >>29379395 (Pictured)

Big jellyfish with a sicknasty beetle right under the translucent skin on top

>ctrl+f
>No Mantis Shrimp

Obviously.

>>29379496
This would've caused controversy in Unova.

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>>29379687
Forgot pic

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Farfetch'd, but better

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We STILL don't have a normal looking Dragon that isn't fat.

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>>29379852
not a dragon type anon

Also we still don't have a fully evolved quadruped dragon type besides dialga

>>29379792
Drudigon is a euro dragon.

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>>29379792
>>29379885

>>29379961
Geez my memory is bad if i can't remember one of my favorite pseudos

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>>29378970
That's basically Seismitoad

>>29379040
Wanna feel even more itchy?

>>29380004
ANON STOP

>>29380019
What is Clawitzer

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Do we have an echidenna pokemon yet?

>inb4 four-headed penis

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>>29377045

>>29380004
sauce.

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>>29380208

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>>29380266
>humanoid pokémon
No thanks. I want real humans.

>>29380304
No, Mewtwo, Amber is dead.

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>>29380004
GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T NEED TO THINK OF THAT AGAIN

>>29380173
Cyndaquil

>>29378925
I'm thinking Bug/Fairy and females have duller colours, but both genders dance. It is pokemon after all, it doesn't have to be strictly accurate.

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>>29380238
I used TinEye. I wish I hadn't.

>>29378079
A jew.

>>29380872
Curiosity killed the cat.

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Really hoped that Pikipek would've evolved into a Heron, but i guess we can't all have what we want

A fucking dolphin.

>>29381057
This thing is the size of 5 humans stacked ontop of each other.
>>29381053
Fuck off,

>>29380872
Normie detected.

>>29381057
Also make it steel/poison type

>>29379792
Quadruped dragons are lame.

>>29381114
It would be Psychic/steel since it is an alien.

>>29381154
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatwoods_monster#Sickness

>>29381057
I always wanted a Sableye evo that was the Flatwoods Monster, to compliment Sableye being the Hopkinsville Goblin. Both were super popular in Japan during the UFO craze.

I guess that won't happen now, though.

>>29379040
It means you have Trypophobia.

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a bug/ghost Ghost Shrimp could be pretty cool.

>>29379114
Indian Elephants are real though according to the PokeDex

>>29381326
>ghost shrimp
>not water/ghost
fucking hack, end yourself

>>29378223
wtf I love whatever this is

>>29379282
Yes. More squid.

>>29378322
Don't forget Breloom, though they also have their own deviations.

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Either Notmal/Poison or Water/Poison

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>>29381226

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This cute lil guy

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We need more non-animal Pokemon

>>29381057
Gothitelle is fairly close if you take off the antenna.

The Geography Cone Snail.

>>29382200
Literally mega garbodor

>>29380173
I want an echinda named Sharpsnoot where the motif is its snout is a double barreled shotgun.

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Mustache Toad

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>>29377045
Jigger Flea

>>29384439
I think I'll use this for my fakedex

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Hows about a Pompeii worm Pokemon?

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>>29378169
The new Godzilla is based on a Frilled Shark, that's good enough.

>>29384874
Wtf did they do to our king !?
I mean it looks cool, but still.

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They're beautiful and scary as fuck.

>>29385010
Wait until the Aussie region with 90% bug types.

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>>29381693
I'm sorry, anon

>>29384905
>calling him your king
>not knowing this is superior version of shin Gojira

>>29378689
you mean like a hemorrhid pokémon?

>>29385334
This time I think you are actually accurate.

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>2016
>still no mothman or flatwoods monster pokemon

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>>29377045
does eevee count as a chihuahua?

>>29383757
We had gardevoir even earlier though.
>>29385484
>wanting a pokemon on one of the only actually ugly dog

>>29385497
Kek true.
>wanting a pokemon based on one of the only actually ugly dog
Don't test that theory anon, there's tons of guro out there.

>>29385484
No, it is based on a non specific mammal conglomerate.

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>>29377045

>>29377045
Its nose should be shoved up your ass

>>29386035
I'm actually surprised we still haven't had a pegasus pokemon considering we've had unicorn pokemon before

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>>29385575
Looks like a fennec fox

>>29386807
It isnt though, it has a snout too small and has a flat round face, and is too stubby to be an actual fox.

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>>29382195
Oh, I remember this! It lives near deep sea lava vents and has a shell made of metal! So cool.

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Long neck llama looking things

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Ghost sharks

>>29386592
Alolan Rapidash was the perfect chance for it.

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Bombardier beetle when?

>>29379114
Yes pls

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YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, SLIGGOO
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE GEN 6 HATERS NOT VALIDATE THEM

>>29389620
Poison/ Water?
Poison / Dragon just for the pun?

>>29379114
I thought of a cool idea for a Fire/Steel war elephant(because Water elephants are unoriginal AF.) The idea is that in the past it was used as the ultimate siege engine, breaking down structures and burning the remains.

>>29378603
Houndoom is a Rottweiler, close enough

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CTRL+F "superb"
0 results.

I hope it's not already mentioned, but the superb bird of paradise would be a fantastic idea for a Pokemon. Just look up their mating dances and see how crazy they are.

>>29379114
Still waiting on my Grass-type non-manlet Elephant line, GF.

>>29385497
>wanting a pokemon on one of the only actually ugly dog
But that's not a pug, Anon.

>>29378122
what the f u c k

>>29392018
Pugs are ugly in a cute way, like bulldogs. Chihuahuas are just ugly little shitters.

>>29378603
These dogs have been bred without considering anatomy, they are unhealthy compared to other dogs, not a good choice.

>>29388782
>Genesect

>>29378690

7 Generations of Pokemon, Water types being one of the most abundant types, still no Dolphin.

I think because Japan has a bad history with Dolphin killing, they might never make one..

There should be an anus Pokémon

>>29378799
They had lips

>>29377045
Me

>>29394024
(You)

>>29387171
Not really. Alolan form is supposed to be related to Hawaii in a way. Mega Rapidash, maybe. Fire/Flying type has becoming too redundant though.

>>29394095
>Alolan form is supposed to be related to Hawaii in a way

Tell me Ninetales and Sandslash story please.

>>29394167
there's snowy volcanic mountains in Hawaii

>>29377045

Baffles me how there isnt a rhino yet

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>>29377045
> "THINGS" that should be Pokemon

>>29394167
There are snowy mountains in Hawaii. And yes, they stay snowy year round. One in particular, Mauna Kea, is one of the world's best sites for astronomical observation. There are a bunch of observatories up there.

>>29394490
Rhyhorn, Rhydon, and Rhyperior

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>>29377045
Mitten Lobster

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>>29394772
VERSION EXCLUSIVE COUNTERPART:
CHINESE MITTEN CRAB

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>>29394788

>>29394829
woh

I know that this is really a yeti crab over anything else but whatever

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>2016
>no griffen pokemon
Why even live?

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>>29378925
You could have the males have a supportive moveset while Females are more offensive. That'd be cool.

>>29394921
Silvally is sightly griffon like, you could argue his crest resembles a wing

>>29394995
But i want a griffen with actual wings, not a crest that kind of looks like a wing.

>>29378670
ho-oh

>>29378690
gorebyss

>>29393438
We DO have Wailord though, in spite of that.

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Make this a normal/rock type fossil pokemon.

>>29396261
The fuck am I looking at anon?

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>>29396359
A toy

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>>29380872
oh god why did i look it up

I love how /vp/ always suggests ugly and silly stuff but then complains when gf actually makes something out of that

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Everything from Monster Hunter even Frontier. Just for fun, like an out-of-the-way dlc you could jump into and out of on a whim ala SMTIV/Apoc dlc quests and grinding stages.

Yes I'm aware of Monster Hunter Stories, and I have watched in-depth game play of it; and I'm not a fan.

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>>29392874
Fite me fggt

>>29393082
>implying
they are build to hunt badgers, you stupid nignog.

>>29396514
>Legendary in some far off land
>It's just a fucking Gore-Magala

>>29395476
Lamprey

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>>29381057

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>>29396857

>>29378373
>Spidcock used Dragondance

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>Water / Normal
Ability: Virtual Indestructable

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>>29381057

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>>29377045
>Goblin Shark
That's what Mega Sharpedo is.

>>29397300
How? Its design is just of a generic shark with the back end missing. What would point you to think it's a Goblin Shark?

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Because Ballio is fake we still need a clown Pokemon. Mr.Mime doesn't count because he's a mime

>>29397353
The long ass nose.

>>29397370
It may have a long nose, but not one that is nearly as close to the petrusion on a goblin sharks head. Sharpedo is also quite stocky whilst the Goblin Shark is pretty Slender.

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>>29397370
If anything, sharpedos head is more akin to that of a great white

>>29384874
yes it was and it was fucking cute

>>29397269
Beheeyem is an alien

B.E.M = bug eyed monster

>>29385457
>>29381057
we already have owl pokemon

>>29397710
>no fun allowed

>>29396079
Seriously, what the fuck

One of the coolest animals ever.

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>sleeper shark Pokemon
>Water/poison or water/ice
>Slow, but bulky
>Ability: either can attack when asleep, regens hp when sleeping, or if attacked by bite/hp absorbing moves, target is poisoned.

>>29397300
M-Sharpedo's snout has retractable blades, you buffoon. If anything it's an amalgamation of generic angry shark and sawfish.

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>>29385497
To be fair, it's easy to make cartoon chihuahuas cute. Even cool. why couldn't he be a Pokémon...?

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>>29377045
Water bear.

Or a dolphin.

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>>29398980
Linoone is a badger, although not a European one.
It's based on the Japanese species.

>>29379163
Now that's a demon you could take home to your parents.

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>>29377045
This little cute.

>>29378409
These ugly fucking ducks are everywhere where I live

>>29378970
D-did they seal the babies in that?

>>29397630
The Flatwoods Monster was an alien. B.E.M. was an older pop culture designation for aliens.

>>29397363
The timburr line are construction clowns.

>>29385484
looks like my moms dog that i used to kick