Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

I play competitively without EV Training, and with shit IVs

>>29370842
I once beat Pokemon Pearl

With only a Bidoof

i use choice specs crobat

>>29370842
I beat Pokemon Emerald with babymons and my starter, unevolved.

>>29371525
then you don't play competitively

I stuck my dick in a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

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*Slurp*

I beat Whitney without cheating or overleveling.

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>>29371599

I didn't catch them all

>>29371616
>Slurp
>All the way through
FUGGGG

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>>29370842
I took a hyper beam to the face for no damage.

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>>29370842
I beat a level 1 dungeon in Sky

With a team of Unown

I beat ORAS

WITHOUT the 200 Potions.

>>29372431
go away Amphy

>>29371657
MODS

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>>29371657
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>29371657
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Still waiting for a funny reply.

Ran through Mt.moon without repels

>>29370842
Caught a magikarp and didn't evolve it

>>29370842
I want to fuck a Pokemon
while holding hands

>>29370842
I once made a trips nicknames my shiny thread on /vp/...and I released it.

>>29370842
I scrolled through three Rosa threads

And only broke nofap twice

I once beat a game using only Magikarp.

I only used Splash

I spend my entire day on the anime general

It was horrifying

>>29370842
I frequent /vp/ and haven't fallen for it's hivemind.

>>29371722
It's part ghost, hyper beam wouldn't even hit.

>>29374183
>>29374196
>>29374211
>Newfags who don't get the rule

>>29370842
I beat Pokemon X with only Greninja, Talonflamme and Xerneas

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>>29379461
I think this place is more your speed

I false swiped a shiny with Take Down and caught it

Clair refused to give me a badge after i beat her and i told her grandpa

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>>29370842
[snarling noises that indicate violent intent]

>>29379498
But I'm a manly man!

>>29370842
I once played through Pokémon Coliseum without catching a single shadow Pokémon.

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>>29379743
No wait I meant this place

>>29371657
Oh shit

>>29371592
Really nigga.

I beat FireRed in less than 10 hours.

With only a Farfetch'd.