why are pokemon sizes so absurd?

Because. Game freak wants it that way.

Eh, they all seem to be within 12 inches. With a bit of training, most people would be able to take any of them.

>>29367035
Because monsters are weird

>>29367035
They all seem a bit smaller than they should be, maybe cause Japanese are shorter on average

>>29367104
L-lewd!

>>29367104
Even Wailord?

>>29367035
Who do you think has a bigger penis? Zebstrika or Mudsdale?

>>29367035
They're averages dingus.
Pokemon vary in size which is why you can show certain ones like Magikarp and Barboach to trainers and they give you different sizes.

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>>29367035
They're scaled for use by Japanese children.

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>>29368401
>>29371155
daily reminder that Feraligatr is looking down at psuedo legendaries and every fully evolved starter

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>>29367035
>using our reality as a baseline