too creepy

>creepy
Spotted the reddit.

>>29352516
Nice. Have anything valuable to add to the topic?

It reminds me of a bunch of electrical wires.
I wonder if UBs even have types.

>>29352535
I wonder that too. These shits are eldritch abominations straight from H.P. lovecraft's deepest nightmare

>What is it?
Ultra Beast
>How does it attacks?
Good question
>Just how does Guzma transforms into this thing?
Doesn't

>>29352535
>I wonder if UBs even have types.
All Pokemon have types

>>29352552
Oh boy, ain't that the truth.
I think the only UBs that look remotely normal is UB-01 and the Beauty one.

>>29352557
Yeah, I figured.
This one is obviously electric or something.

>>29352557
Ultra Beast aren't Pokemon. Considering they need a special ball to even be caught it's safe to assume they aren't Pokemon.

>>29352568
Why do people think they are or transform from people?

>>29352568
Then why are they in the Pokedex

>>29352557
>>Just how does Guzma transforms into this thing?
>Doesn't
why?

>>29352594
Because they aren't going to have you catching a person and using them in battle

>>29352499
Nahhh, they're just cupper wires.

If you think it just looks creepy, wait until you see it in-game.

>>29352535
Yes, they do have types. They also get better, Pokemon-like names later on.

Oh, there's also this theme.
https://youtu.be/gHnIksurPmc

>>29352602
Latias, Zoroa and Zoroark sort of transform into people though.

>>29352524
No

>tfw Megas are banned in VGC
>the next stongest things are the Ultra Beasts
>tfw Gen7 Worlds won't even have pokemon, just these eldritch abominations

>>29352499
this one's the creepiest to you? nirvash theend and claw-sterfuck aren't?

>>29352629
Then fuck off.

>>29352524
this response is also inherently redditlike. you're too obvious, kid. 4chan is not the same as reddit. the posting methodology is not the same.

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>>29352658
2bh, it reminds me more of Code Geass's Guren.

>>29352588
They aren't.
They're in the ultradex :^)

>>29352694
Baseless assumption

>>29352706
They already have numbers
>UB-01
>UB-02
They're not going to also receive pokedex numbers

>>29352499
It's a bunch of electrical cords with too many twist-ties. It looks completely ridiculous.

What evolutionary pressures / personal desires would lead a creature to adapt / modify itself in this way?

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>>29352680
One of them reminds me of this.

>>29352714
Codenames are assigned by Aether, not their real names - would be inconsistent with your method, since UB-02 differs depending on game and are not alternate forms of the same Pokemon

>>29352722
I knew that one reminded me of something other than Okami.

>>29352680
>Code Geass's Guren
that's not even black, dude. i understand how you see it, but that doesn't mean it's actually more accurate. it probably just means you only watched code geass and want to hold onto referencing something you know more about. to anyone who's watched eureka 7/ao, and honestly, to everyone else, it should and does look more like nirvash theend.

>>29352754
>not their real names
Baseless assumption

>>29352557
there was a leak yestarday that showed that ultrabeasts dont have moves they use a generic attack.

>>29352763
Nigger will you calm down? I just focused more on the arm structure than anything else. And don't be so elitist about having watched E7 AO.

>>29352767
According to rumor, multiple Ultra Beasts exist, each of them called by a code name."
Suck my asshole

>>29352778
That's lame as fuck
Gamefreak did it again

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>>29352680
that isn't even black....

>>29352818
What if they have more moves and they scrubbed it so that it only shows them knowing a generic move?

>>29352814
I'm not uncalm? you've immediately invalidated yourself by calling me a nigger. your opinion is both wrong and worthless you fucking shitposter. my reply was not even remotely hostile. get the fuck over yourself and kill yourself, holy shit. ill be as elitist as i fucking want if the people im responding to are so full of themselves as well, but my fucking reply wasn't even hostile just because you're a fucking autistic faggot.
also, them having a codename doesnt fucking contradict them having pokedex numbers also whatsoever. you're fucking retarded.

>>29352778
What?

>>29352778
link desu?

>>29352814
reply wasn't even hostile, go back to fucking reddit you hostile fucking simpleton. don't mistake your own retardism for others'

>>29352855
>>29352865
>them having a codename doesnt fucking contradict them having pokedex numbers also whatsoever. you're fucking retarded.
No, them having a codename implies that those aren't their real names, now stop samefagging because you're upset

>>29352863
>>29352864
they're spewing shit out their asshole, there's no such thing. they're probably mistaking random anonymous 4chan posts with no evidence for leaks. there's a HUGE difference between posting made up bullshit anonymously and actually having solid evidence that you don't need to defend.

>>29352877
not only was that the first words i ever said to you, but never once have i nor the other person said this wasn't the case either? you've created a weird semantic strawman and have been attacking the strawman instead of actually reading what people are saying to you

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>>29352865
Holy shit, what a fucking sperg.
/a/ please go.

>>29352912
Then try following the conversation before you decide to leap into it, you autist.

>>29352754
>>29352814
And?
They can share the same number
Also how would multiple names work in battle? The first time you battle them it's called 'Absorption' and after you catch it it's 'Buffsquito'? Dataminers would've noticed something like that.

>>29352944
Tbh, the data was scrubbed.

>>29352877
you've created a strawman and are attacking the strawman with irrelevant nonsequitors that nobody was debating. go back to fucking reddit you stimming fucking autist.

>>29352961
They would've noticed the extra data field, nigger.
They know the full pokemon format.

>>29352919
now you're the fucking samefag. you seriously think responding with a fucking southpark reaction image consitutes any form of valid argument? every single fucking thing you say has been entirely indicative of a fucking 12 year old redditor, and literally nothing i have said has been autistic or out of the blue. I am fucking mocking you. You are a fucking joke. It's not that fucking complicated.

>>29352944
invalid, moot point. both forms of lycanroc were pulled from the demo.

>>29352944
seriously drop it you fucking denialfag, there's not two forms or two split evos. get the fuck over it. we have the full pokedex. there's absolutely no fucking ambiguity to the starters anymore.

>>29352919
fucking lmao, kill yourself reddit

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>>29352944
I'd imagine that the first time you battle pic related, it'd be called 'UB-02' or 'UB-02 Absorption', and when you face it to catch it, it would show its real name. Wouldn't really be a hard effect to pull off, it would just need to be nicknamed for the first battle.

All name data was removed though, so your guess is as good as mine. But UB-01 and UB-02 are codenames.

>>29352680
>>29352814
>>29352877
>>29352919
(You)

>>29353020
I'm pretty sure if we can have a pokemon called Type: Null in the pokedex, it could just straight up have "UB-02 Absorption" as it's listed name. I don't disagree that there could be real names, but I wouldn't try so hard to suggest that it's fact.

>>29352944
name data could not be pulled, only teamviewer sprites.

>>29353020
>just nicknames
And seeing them would register them in the pokedex, where you could get their real name. What then?

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>>29352499
Because it kinda looks like pic related

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>>29353032
You got 3/4 right at least, although I wasn't really pretending I was somebody else at any point.

>>29353054
If their existing names are codenames, it implies they have real names. That's all I'm saying.

>>29353080
Make it so the encounter doesn't set a Seen flag, or remove the Seen flag right after the encounter ends.

>>29352941
I haven't misinterpreted what anyone was saying just because YOU can't fucking read, retard. You can't just make up a strawman and then attack the strawman and expect people to not say "hey, shut the fuck up you fucking retard." your inability to fucking understand what is being said to you is not the fault of whoever said anything. claiming samefagging over two posts that were not even trying to hide the fact that theyre the same person is inherently fucking simpleton.
Every single one of your responses has been a shallow, petty, juvenile redditor rhetoric that serves no purpose but to annoy people, and has no point. Off yourself you fucking retarded faggot.

>>29353104
>If their existing names are codenames, it implies they have real names.
Not if the people giving them codenames don't even know if they have real names.

>>29353104
>If their existing names are codenames, it implies they have real names. That's all I'm saying.
uh... not really? they're "non-pokemon" beings from another dimension, they're codenames in the sense that these are the names given to them by humans, not in the sense that they also have "real" pokemon names... why would humans give them pokemon names if in-game/in-universe they are not considered to be pokemon?
>>29353104
>You got 3/4 right at least, although I wasn't really pretending I was somebody else at any point.
you're still 3/4ths fucking retarded.

>>29352499
>Pokemon is too scary to the /vp/ browser
This board always finds a way to make itself look worse.

>>29353142
>non-pokemon
Then why are they in the Pokedex

>>29353080
What if they don't register in the pokedex the first time you see them, then later in the game an entry and name is created for them so the next time you battle them they register.

>>29353104
They're codenames because it is not known what their real names are, because they are from another fucking dimension and nothing is known about them. it's like you can't differentiate between the real world and in-universe

>>29352552
Let's not go too far with the hyperboles senpai. These are no spookier than a random SMT monster.

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>>29352657
>Shin Pokemon Tensei could be a thing and be a proper crossover

>>29353104
anyone can fucking edit a png to remove one you if they can also crop it and save it as a png. seriously, Go To Your Room(reddit) Young Man.

>>29352594
can you imagine what kind of shit tier plot they are cooking if the entire named cast is secretly ancient aliens?

>>29353169
it's not a hyperbole. it's not a visual descriptor, it's a conceptual one. they are beings from another dimension, within the pokemon world. in-universe, they're essentially a bunch of eldritch monsters. if you can't differentiate between reality and implied reality, reality and in-universe reality, definitiveness versus referential, that's not my problem. you either do not understand these concepts at all, or are taking them more seriously than the person saying them is. just because you are exaggerating what you read, does not mean people are exaggerating what the said you sensationalist fucktard.

>>29353169
>>29353171
SMT mind

>>29353120
>>29353142
>>29353161
Maybe I'm not articulating myself very well here. I'm trying to point out how they're very deliberate in saying that their present names are codenames. They don't have to point out the nature of their names, they could just say 'they were named by the Aether Foundation' and leave it at that. I've never seen TPC say that Pokemon #386 is 'codenamed' Deoxys, for instance.

>>29353179
Fuck you, you aren't my real dad.

>>29353169
you realize SMT monsters are based on the exact kind of logic defying creatures in question, right? learn the difference between "These ARE this" and "These are LIKE this"

>>29353227
>lovecraft's deepest nightmare
Backpedal more, bitch.

>>29353237
that's because it's a fucking pokemon. again, you need to separate the real world from ingame universe. THEY ARE NOT THOUGHT TO BE POKEMON BY THE PEOPLE IN UNIVERSE. THEREFORE WHY WOULD THEY GIVE THEM POKEMON NAMES. your talk about blatantly talking about codenames doesnt actually mean what youre trying to force it to mean, and doesnt suggest that they're not just what they are called. weird ass monsters and robots always get codenames... but that doesnt actually mean they have different names. it just means you are trying to assign too much intentional meaning to vague terminology.

>>29353269
not the same person, but honestly, you're a fucking retard if something like that triggers you, people say words sometimes and they dont have to be fucking literal, people like embellishing descriptions, it's not a fucking problem. you're the fucking problem you petty ass salty ass simpleton redditor faggot

>>29353269
no backpedaling has to be done, you're the one taking things way too fucking seriously, you're the one who can't disconnect from literal and figurative, you're the fucking retard who can't differentiate between something thats basically a shallow figure of speech reference more than an actual suggestion, nobody has to fucking backpedal when nothing wrong was fucking said. you are being FUCKING MOCKED.

>>29353269
Cry more, reddit faggot. you seem to not even know what people are fucking talking about.

>>29353296
>>29353323
Nice samefag, ranting autist incapable of capitalization.

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>>29352499
>that
>at all creepy in any shape or form

>>29353227
>>29353238
>>29353296
>>29353323
>>29353340
>fedora tries to paint some narrative about pokemon being terrifying and for big boys now
>gets casually called out
>spazzes shitless

>>29352499
It looks like it could be disturbingly tall and have weird animations.

>>29352499
>random final fantasy reject
>/vp/ finds it terrifying
Holy fuck, you literally can't make this up. Is this just a symptom of hype season where everyone pretends and lies to keep the hype up, or is /vp/ actually full of 6 year olds?

>>29352662
>rebbit telling anon to fuck off
Rich. Why don't you go back to rebbit and stay the fuck there, faggot?

>>29353275
Okay, think of it like this. Let's say you're playing Sun, and you open up your Pokedex and see this:
>UB-01
>UB-02 Absorption
>UB-02 Beauty

Do you see how that wouldn't make sense? If Aether is numbering them, presumably based on the order they appear in (although even that doesn't really matter here), then you can't have two UB-02s in one game. It makes sense out-of-universe, but makes no sense in-universe. Beauty couldn't possibly have that number in Sun, and Absorption couldn't possibly have that number in Moon. As a result, it would make sense that they would have real names to be used instead.

>>29353418
I can assure you it will just make wavy movements with it's arms like any generic tentacle thing.

They remind be of the Ba'als from Bravely Second, which turned out to be some bitches memories given pretty spooky forms

Scariest thing I've ever seen

>>29352722
>>29353095
I really want to know who designed the UBs now. I know the bamboo one is based off of the story of Princess Kaguya, but it still looks too much like Izanami.

The only one that creeps me out is Beauty. That thin body, yikes
Can't wait to encounter that fucker

Here's my theory on how the Ultra Beast mechanics work

>they have no type, aka they're functionally typeless
>with that said, they do have their own individual weakness and resistance chart and gain STABs on certain types
>as a purely hypothetical example, swolequito gain STAB on fire, fighting and bug, but resists flying and is double weak to fire
>this is one of the reasons why you're now able to see how effective your moves are against your opponent if you have encountered them before, because ultra beasts are a thing

>>29355819
Good theory

>>29355658
I wanna touch her antenna

>>29352499
Ayy that's my fucking boy Wires.

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>>29352499
I think its the juxtaposition of being in a pokemon game of all things. Take this from Pingu, a preschool show. It's not unbelievably creepy on its own but it feels so bizarre in the show itself. Thus the same here, glad im not a little kid playing the game and coming across these during gameplay.

>>29352499
he doesnt have a face and electricity is scary

>>29357467
Most of ultra beasts don't have a face

>>29352499
Isn't there some kind of age restriction on 4chan? I know Pokémon has a pretty young audience, but 10-year-olds? Come on.

>>29352499 (OP) #
UB-05 seems more imposing to me. It seems to literally be a black hole.

What are the things in its hands?

>>29357531
It is protons

>>29352680
I guess I'll name mine The End.

>>29352499
>Jellyfish
>Cockroach
>Mosquito

All of these are parts of invasive species, making all the more sense seeing the UBs as alien invaders

But what could this one be? A sea urchin, perhaps?

>>29357648
electricity invading our lives

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>>29353238
even cthulu is a random enemy in smt2
and before you ask yes, yes it is

>>29358014
b-but why? ;_;

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>>29358275
because kaneko that's why

>>29352499
This scares the shit out of me since i'm afraid of tentacles.

>>29353464

/vp/ is full of Redditors only familiar with subdued western designs.

Even when they think of "unearthly abominations" the only thing that comes to mind is a squid man.

>>29352499
>creepy
It's not

>>29358754
It is nowhere a squid

>>29352619
Those are Pokemon transforming into a person. Guzma isn't a Pokemon, no matter how hard the fanficcers want him to.

>>29352499
For me, it's unnerving because:
>No face, just spikes
>No hands, they just look like someone cut off it's hands and split the tendons into that star shape
>weird body with odd proportions

They did a good job of making it creepy

>>29353464
You have to understand, /vp/ is filled with """men""" with a teletubbies mindset, anything dark is 'EDGY REEEEE', anything depressing is 'EDGY REEEEE'. They can't handle anything truly bad happening because they live in this weird fantasy world where they pretend to be super cynical and jaded and gritty but they still browse pokegirl threads, like cute things, are absolute betas and terrible at everything, etc.

So when some vaguely odd thing comes along they flip their shit because they have little life experience outside of 4chan, or I guess Pokemon where everything is usually cheery.

>>29359214
>They can't handle anything truly bad happening because they live in this weird fantasy world where they pretend to be super cynical and jaded and gritty but they still browse pokegirl threads, like cute things, are absolute betas and terrible at everything, etc.

You're projecting so hard that we could point you at a wall and watch a movie

>>29359258
Nice assumptions, friendo.

I barely ever come here, been coming here less since leak season started, and the only thing I remotely care about in Pokemon is competitive whenever I'm bored.

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>>29359339
>Makes a post that is literally all assumptions about other people
>Actually replies with "Nice assumptions friendo"

>>29359384
The thing about my assumptions is that they're generally true. A 13 year old autist with zero knowledge of sociology or psychology could spend most of his time here for a week and he'd come out with the same conclusion as everyone else, barring of course the delusional fuckwads that make up this board.

You assumed I was projecting my own insecurities. I have literally none. But judging from your high salt content I can tell you have quite a few there, bud

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>>29352499
Human(oid) bodies without a human(oid) head are naturally creepy.
I don't think UBguzma is that bad though. Still the most unnerving of the bunch.

>>29359447
You're right, you're so much better than everyone else who comes here, thank you for gracing us with your presence

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>>29359517
Another example.

>>29352619
Pokemon that transforms into a pokemon=/=person that transforms into a pokemon

>>29359520
I probably am, actually. Good thing I don't come here more often! My mere presence alone would probably raise posting quality on this board, and we can't have that now can we? Gotta have em pokegirl and vore or fart threads or whatever to jerk the microdick to, amirite?

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>>29352676
>muh 4chan is different linguistic styles than your plebbit
Not that anon you were talking to, but that's a pretty stupid thing if you actually think that

>>29352499
Just imagine it talking like Rick from Rick and Morty, and it goes from creepy to hilarious.

>>29359612
Goddamnit Anon. Why you gotta make me laugh.

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>>29359612
>>29359641
When it's officially revealed, I know what request to make in the drawthread.

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>>29359592
>tfw to inteligant for 4chan
I hope you're baiting

>>29359606
He's right, though. Compare ten posts from Reddit to ten posts here, you'll tend to see a difference

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>>29359677
>overwatch

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>>29359722
>tumblr memes overlayed on CSGO

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>>29359776
>keijo

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>YOUR FACE WHEN MISSINGNO FINALLY BECOMES LEGIT AND BECOMES A ULTRA BEAST

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>>29359794
>fist of the north star

>>29352499
Literally my mom's bundle of extension cords

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>fairly oddparents

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>>29360018
>Naruto

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>>29360074
>C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa

>>29359517

Fucking Togashi.

>>29352717
>What evolutionary pressures / personal desires would lead a creature to adapt / modify itself in this way?
I don't know. How about you ask the various other otherworldly horrors that question?

Oh wait, what's that? They're simply just monsters whose physical make-up is a lot different than the norm?

Fascinating.

>>29353479
>projecting this hard and trying to fit in

>>29359606
Other guy is right. The syntax of how Redditors write and 4chan users write is very noticeable.

>>29360221
I can't honestly tell the difference, but to be fair I don't use Reddit very often, the layout hurts my eyes.

>>29352499
Yo boi Guzma feels offended dawg... Why you gotta fear on yo boi, Guzma from a different dimension meng? Hurts me deep...

>>29352499
>literally a bunch of cords with tie off straps

Really bro, this is the one that freaks you out?

>>29360677
Maybe he's got bad memories of the ligature marks from when he got kidnapped and tied up with zip-ties and whipped with an extension cord.

I mean, it's very specific, but strangely plausible.

>>29360583
It's okay man, he's just scared of what he doesn't understand. Don't let it get you down.