MOMMY, MOMMY, WHERE'S DADDY?

>>29346693
That's actually her Dad

>>29346710
*his

>>29346693
>i am daddy

>>29346693
>He's still in the daycare

"I don't know my child, you see when it's mating season, I get pounded by all sorts of males in a massive orgy and multiply male pokemon attempt to breed me. your father could be anyone."

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>>29346901
Even Haunter?

>>29346901
she should ask her child what moves it knows as a hint

Plot twist the Gardevoir is the child and the ralts is mommy

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Daddy's home~

>>29346693
He went to Sinnoh for some cigarettes and haven't come back yet.

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>>29346693
>He's busy having sex with your older sister.

As a Gardevoir fan, I must ask that we nuke this thread ASAP. It's cancer.

>>29347359
Are you referencing that comic?

>>29347513
No, I'm just referencing my lust for Kirlia.

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>>29347359

>>29347359
Kirlia is best big sister.

>>29347588
I can never fully understand Gallade's expression in the last one. Is he angry or worried?

>>29346693
I-I'm right here sweetheart
Child: Sweetheart?
Dad: Yeah, don't you like it when I call you that Persephone?
Son: Dad....it's Johnny...
Dad: Oh
Son: Oh

>>29347624
He just got tossed into the daycare with a Kirlia. that Kirlia is basically a 12 year old. He is both worried and disappointed

>>29347513
Sauce pls

>>29348534
It's called deception if I remember correctly, Just type that up along with gardevoir comic

>>29346924
especially haunter

>>29348617
Thanks

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>>29346957

>>29346710
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>>29346766
I remember when my dad had perfect tits.

This us why asslade was created cucks. Kys.

>>29348698
How fat was your dad?

>>29348729
>This us
>Not think Gallade was built for full on gays

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>>29348698

I DON'T KNOW HALEY BABY YOUR MOMMY'S BUSY

>>29349032
>daddy's
FIFY
"Daddy's writin' a song, the song ain't gon' write itself"

>>29348955
wow dad, you look beautiful in that dress

>>29348955
I want to drink his milk

>>29349250
no anon please don't delete yourself

>>29349274
>>29349269
>>29348955
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>>29346766
Why do I have such a fucking hard on

Stop this

>>29349304
Because you want him to be your Mommy

>>29346693
>stuck in Gen III

>>29348955
I'm not into the idea of traps, but that green lipstick really does the trick.

>>29349370
So I'm not alone in strangely enjoying the green lipstick...

>>29347742
>Kirlia is basically a 12 year old
Yes and?

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>>29348955
Still needs to lose what dignity he has left to a giant cock.

>>29348955
I want to suffocate under his ass

>>29347588
>has a gallade
>doesn't have ralts in the pokedex
This makes 0 fucking sense

>>29349696
>What is Trading?

>>29349696
>implying he couldn't have caught it as a Kirlia

>>29349552
That's a comment from the gelbooru post, I recognize it.

>>29347588
Anyone else see the Kirlia's smile as a nose, and the chin-line as a mouth?

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>>29349737
Fucking god dammit anon!

>>29349711
So breeding for a ralts is easier than just fucking catching one?

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>>29346924

>>29347588
I was expecting ditto to be honest

>>29349805
Ralts doesnt appear in DP until after the national Dex anyway.

You guys know that Gardevoir canonically finds ghosts and slime monsters more attractive than anything even resembling a humanoid right?

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>>29349885
Guess I better hurry up and joint that egg group, huh?

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>>29349885
>using the fucked up states of Pokemon egg groups to prove anything

>>29349885
Not necessarily.
It cannot reproduce without another Pokemon from one of those egg groups. It could still be attracted to something else.
You can't reproduce with a dog or horse, but plenty of subhumans are sexually attracted to them.

>>29349885
Perfect for /vp/ then!

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First thing that came to mind.

>>29349952
>the sexy gardevoirs are the gardevoir equivalent of particularly disgusting furries

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>>29349952
Attract works on foes outside your egg group I suppose.

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>>29349952
Correct with image related

>>29349696
So you notice that he has a gallade but no ralts. You wonder how this could be. You see he got a kirlia for breeding. Did it not cross your mind that all he could get were kirlias so he just decided to quickly breed for ralts?

>>29349696
As far as I remember, in Platinum you could find wild Kirlias but not Ralts.

>>29349737
holy shit

>>29347742
Kirlia is more like a teenager while Ralts is the child stage.

>>29349885
But that makes her even more attractive

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Hello

>>29350970
>you will never be a beautiful gardevoir of ambiguous gender, happily being violated by a muk

>>29350980
>you will never be a vividly colored Alolan Muk engaging in carnal relations with a Gallade

>>29351049
>you will never be a Gallade, sticking your dick into ghosts and toxic waste

>>29351070
Life is bullshit.

>>29348955

>Tits

>Is Male

>>29350259
Nope, that's for DP. In Platinum you can find Ralts somewhere before Hearthome City.

>>29349920
UNDERRATED POST

>he's upstairs in the bedroom on his computer browsing /vp/

>>29349144
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself

>>29349920
this

>>29348955
Quiet, you're a dick-girl now!

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>>29347359

I'm surprised that there was no 1am cross-dressing thread.

>>29351456
Men can grow tits in the right circumstances.

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I'M THE DADDY NOW!!!

>>29353168
Hi mr. volcano

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"Honey, you have no father. You were immaculately-conceived. I made a blood-pact with Satan for your fertility ritual. You're the Anti-Christ."

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>>29353308
Hello son.

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>>29351456
abusing rare candies will screw with your body

>>29354366
I never understood the fetish about putting breast on a male. Its weird.

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>>29354638
>It's weird
Gee, it's almost like you don't have the fetish or something.

I bet I'd think your fetish is weird too because it's not mine too.

>>29354749
Inb4 the thread is filled with reaction images and people who want to be in "le epic screencap" like last time.

>>29354638
How else are you supposed to get a dickgirl?

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>>29354767
>>29354749

>>29354749
>Baaaaw why is my Gardevoir a faggot after kissing him all the time I wanted it to be manly!

Really ruins the whole thing for me. It's inconsistent as fuck.

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>>29349885
But she cannot resist Master himself.

>>29350980
>>29351049
>>29351070
>You wlil never be Kirlia, who happily mates with a Gallade solely for pokedex reasons as the object you are before being released to the woods after your job is done and your body used.

>>29354833
He's obviously mad at himself for doing it, not mad at his gardevoir

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>>29354749
Ain't no point in stopping now.

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>>29351070
Alas.

>>29346693
In your pussy right now

>>29349370
>>29349390
>Mega gardevoir (male) will never resentfully leave green smears on your dick through tear filled eyes while you play with his massive breasts

>>29353168
Oh God I still hear his voice after all these years

>>29354749
Shit, that killed my boner.

>>29356856
What are you, gay?

>>29358124
I've always wondered what it would be like to have offspring that are totally unlike you, the way pokemon sire stuff that only looks like the female.

>>29354749
DELET THIS!

>>29358305
You check for egg moves, then raise your offspring.

>>29358124
ABORT MISSION.

>>29358674
Sir the missiles are launching!

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>>29354749
what are you waiting for? go on!

>>29347742
Why? Is he some type of faggot or something?

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>>29359078
SELF DESTRUCT!

>>29349920
UNDERRATED

>>29359138
You're a wizard

>>29358124
>she has to tell him she's fertile
>he didn't use his psychic powers to probe her mind and figure this out beforehand

>>29347284
Is that cum in those bowls?

Dont you faggots already have a stealth gardevoir furry thread up?

>>29359357
she's a ghost type, not very effective

>>29359727
Psychic deals neutral to ghost.

>>29347588
Would've been funnier if had been Ditto

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>>29346693
>he is somehow a nigger dad, but he'll eventually appear in next generation

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>>29354749

>>29350001
How does it feel, knowing you were one digit away from quints?

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>>29354758
male gardevoir must be retconned