Let's have a Hau appreciation thread!

I'm in love with him <3

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>>29319212
Same :3

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>>29319199
i want to punch his retard face

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>>29319237
Yay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ahs6iuBmTM

>>29319280
D-don't hurt him!

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>>29319280
I'd like to see you try

I want to lick Hau's sandy eyebrows.

So his team so far is
>(Starter)
>Alolan Raichu

What else is he going to use?

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>>29319563
delet this, hau is not for lewds

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>>29319641
I'm sorry

>>29319563
>Kukui is his father

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>>29319641
There really is a severe lack of Hau lewds though

>>29319280
And yet you post an image of a character that screams backpfeifengesicht more than Hau does.

Fascinating.

>>29319280
Sorry Twilight but you don't have Mon Counterpart Here Unlike Scarlet so go away.

>>29319199
I want to have a super homo-erotic date with Hau

>chubby AND trans

>>29319641
Hau was born to be lewd.

>>29319563
full pic?

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>>29319875
because you are an ugly jealous whore

>>29320324
>Gothic lolita
>not Shiny Mega Gardevoir

>>29320366
>chubby and CIS

>>29319475
> pikipek line
> probs crabrawler since his grandpa hala does
> at least one water or grass type depending upon his starter so maybe wimpod/tsareena

>>29320343
> you and him eat malasadas alone together in the demo
Is this quality homo funtimes?

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>>29319199
Hoku is better

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>>29319451

I want to offer him malasadas in exchange for a go at his feet.

>>29319831

That is kind of surprising, as far as cute boys go, Gladion is his only real competition. I guess the default Pokeboy is okay, but he seems better when switched up,

I can't wait until video games are good, so when a faggot like this shows up you can just completely ignore them and continue your adventure.
There was literally nothing in the demo I actually wanted to do.
>Use this retard's Greninja
>Go hang out with this faggot
>Fight these wannabe gangbangers
>Do a shitty photography minigame
>Use our mascot that you've always hated since you were a child
>Z-MOVES!!!!
>Don't ACTUALLy catch any Pokémon
I am still looking forward to the games but dear god I hated everything about that demo.

>>29321493
Did you really come here just to sperg out about the demo?
At least do it in a thread where it's relevant.

>>29319199
I just hope he becomes a somewhat competitive rival later on in the game and doesn't retain that "oh you absolutely demolished me but it was still awesome!" attitude throughout the whole game.

I'm not asking for the assholeishness of Silver or the stuck-up attitude of Blue, I just want someone who actually wants to win and WANTS to beat you. And don't make it another ORAS Wally situation either where its just a complete character shift from how he was at the start.

>>29320366
>chubby AND trans
and NOT white!

>>29321584
Hau is a faggot, and I don't mean that in the good 'he'll suck your dick' way, I mean it in the 'this guy is a fucking faggot' way.

faggots. go get laid irl, this shit is pathetic.

>>29321771
You're literally the kind of homophobic autist to jerk off to lilligant or lopunny, at least this is an actual person.

>>29321795
i don't masturbate to pokemon, or anything pokemon related, you faggot.
I have a sex life with real people - not my hand and videogame related shit.

you pathetic retards sexualize pretty much everything because you're desperate and date-less.

pathetic fucken homos

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>>29321648

I wouldn't mind him just staying cute

>>29319802
don't you mean his mom's husband?

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>>29319831
>>29321483
Well, the lewd artists may get going after the game comes out and they see more Hau.

But if all else fails, you'll have to find an artist willing to draw it for cash.

>>29319199
Do Hawaiians actually love Malasadas that much?

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>>29320324
Perfect mon for Twilight.
Also Shiny Volcarona.

>>29319199
Chubby AND trans
So good

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>>29319199
How do you pronounce malasada?

>>29319199
I legitimately hate Hau and want him dead.

>>29323499
Same

>>29323408
All the a's use the same pronunciation with the way to remember it being that the la is pronounced the same way as the musical note.

So Mah-la-sah-da

>>29321483
Wtf i love this pairing now

>>29323619
Oh that's neat.
I just looked it up, literally just doughnuts.

>>29321648
So you want another Barry?

>>29323710
The demo actually undersells how popular those things are around here. People in my town will often drive over an hour just to go to a specific shop that sells them to satisfy a craving. Every Fat tuesday that shop gets swamped with work from the island wide orders they get

>>29323794
They sound good, especially if they're fried right. I've never encountered any, assuming they're all about egg shaped like google says how many do people usually eat in a sitting/ buy at a time?

>>29319875
>backpfeifengesicht

What did he mean by this?

No, I'm not even trying to meme right here, I seriously have no idea what the fuck he just said.

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Hau is shit!

SHIT!!!

>>29321853
>implying I'm a boy

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>>29323969
Your opinion is shit!

SHIT!!

>>29323970
Fuck off you dumb tranny fuck

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>>29324043
here's your (You)

>>29323969

Source?

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>>29324156
Not worth it honestly.

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>>29323408
Malasadas actually look fucking good tho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malasada

>>29319212
>him

>>29323901
They're about the average fist size and are best eaten warm. Many shops put different kinds of filling in them which only add to the taste. Usually people eat one or two, sometimes more if they feel like being fat that day, but often they're sold in dozens to share with family/coworkers/friends.

>>29324181

Somehow I had the feeling it was going to be transformation

>>29324185
Why are you eating Smegmaffins?

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>>29321320
cute bro!

>>29323911
>backpfeifengesicht
german and means "a face u would slap"

>>29321939
I wanna lick the sweat off of Hau puffy little boy nipples!

>>29323970
hahahahahahahahaha

>>29324185
> it looks like hau's creampied
Was GF foreshadowing the ending?

Gladion is better as a rival.
Hau is just male Shauna/Bianca without their sex-appeal/waifuism.

>>29328254
> he doesn't want to eat Hau's malasada-flavored cake
How bad can one's taste get?

>>29319280
>>29320584
Your waifu is generic. GENERIC.

>>29321853
suuuuuure you do.

>>29328254
>without their sex-appeal

pls

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>>29321320
>you will never be a child again and have a bro like Hoku.

>>29321648

>Beat him a couple times. He always gets trounced. Intentionally easy.

"YOU ARE SO GREAT!"

>He jumps in difficulty a bit after 2/3rds of the game.

"MAN, YOU REALLY ARE A CRAZY TRAINER!"

>No battles from him around endgame save for a comment that he's still figuring out his end of things so that the next battle is especially fun.

>Endgame battle with him opens up. He's full on bullshit mode. Artificial difficulty as fuck.

>>29325986
At last, the end everyone was looking for!

>>29324185
it looks like a fucked out asshole.

We have similar (and by similar I mean nearly identical) stuff in Germany, especially during the festival times. It's just a filled donut. The dough isn't sweetened though.

>>29319199
Hau is a gigantic faggot
Literally Tierno tier rival

>>29323316
>Hau is not an individual; he represents the Hawaiian unity as the hivemind they surely are

>>29331413
Nakasadas are literally my mom's krapfen.

>>29331536
>Nakasadas
Apparently I'm dyslexic

>>29324185
>be Madeirafag
>have the greasy shit you eat at fairs be referenced in a Pokémon game
Feels good.