Why do people keep outlaw owning these bastards? They are really nice if you train them right
>>29317837
>tfw i own one for the sole purpose of teaching it to hug people
The same reason why I can't go to the work with my Mudsdale.
>There are people RIGHT NOW that weren't born in Unova and still think that their home region is the best
>>29317837
Guys, this thing just knocked itself unconscious trying to scuttle under the fridge when I turned the lights on. What the fuck do I do?
>>29317907
You're just mad we saved your ass during the great pokemon war
FREEDOM BITCH
>>29317938
You know what to do. You will need this...
>>29317837
It can literally hug a tree in half
Found this stupid thing washed ashore.
>>29317938
Step on it and call an exterminator.
>>29318036
Yo my uncle's a pokemon researcher train that one up it gets really powerful.
>>29318036
Hey, looks kinda like something that is in my pool but wont get the fuck out.
The one in my pool though is fucking huge though.
Who thought it was okay to let 11 year olds ride Tauros', I almost got trampled by one the other day
>>29318073
>2'03
>>29317837
They're also useful for illegal purposes.