Showderp: My wife Edition

what happened to the last thread?...isn't there a champ?

>>29316764
Archived.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460801493
i am OP and champ

>>29316764
Showderp is dying and mods are circling the threads like hungry sharks.
If it looks like its moving slow they delete us.

>>29316800
Well lets make sure it doesn't move slowly

>>29316800
>wah wah le evil mods let our thread get to bump limit and get archived

Showderp moves slowly by definition most of the time, with bursts of activity.

Its undoubtedly on topic, it just has slow points, I cant understand why the mods would wipe it

>>29316800
Shut the fuck up you absolute shit for brains newfag.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460806179

>>29316800
Since when were mods butthurt about showderp?

>>29316934
never, this website is just obsessed with pretending to be victims

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460810241

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460814881

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460818477

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460823116

Set Suggestion:

Mr. Tickles (Tentacruel)
252 HP, 252 Atk, 4 speed
Lax Nature @Choice Band
Poison Jab
Wring Out
Dive
Knock Off

Pair with a speed passer if possible.

new PU team

Regi anything

roselia

a gay penis

pawniard named qt

>>29317664
ditto

sd sub cacturne

mr bones wild ride

>>29317670
haha i dont gettit

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>>29316800
>he thinks mods bother with /vp/

joke of the year

>>29317739
a gay penis

>>29317739
specs weedle

>>29317739
it's rhyhorn

named "holocaust gays"

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pu-460833647

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-pu-460838327

new champ

me haha

mega sharpedo

assault vest rotom-heat with only status moves named Jews in an oven

/me cum

Venusaur
Chlorophyll
>Weather Ball
>Solar Beam
>Growth
>Sunny Day

or

Something with Crush Claw and Rock Smash

your choice

a cute flowre

>>29318270
XD

Electrode with Choice Scarf for maximum faste

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>waiting for #rhyperior to champ

>>29318456
neoderp deserves this

Is champ alive ?

>>29318267
dampé

>>29318269
>>29318270
>>29318276
>>29318278
>>29318279
>>29318280
the graves he tends to

>>29318576
champ is literally kill

me champ

something with custap berry and belly drum

>>29318750
new champ

>>29318770
specs tangrowth

>>29318278

>>29318279

anything you want

thunderdoge

>>29318770
diglett

>>29318770
assvest happiny donnell

>>29318770

>>29318776
>>29318781
>>29318789
>>29318792
>>29318797
>>29318800

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460863309

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460866674

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460869162

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460872088

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460878593

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460882712

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well, /vp/?
would you????

me or donnell mareep all the way up to mega

name it after your favourite gay or shemale pornstar

Suggested (Camerupt) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Solid Rock
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Rock Polish
- Fire Blast
- Earth Power
- Hidden Power [Ice]

Bronzong with Levitate holding an Air Balloon
or
Hydration Lapras with Block, Rain Dance, Rest and Perish Song
or
Cloud Nine Golduck with Clear Smog, Scald, Disable/Encore and Worry Seed

wew (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 180 Def / 76 SpD
Sassy Nature
- Bulk Up
- Calm Mind
- Metronome
- Soft-Boiled

Swords Dance U-turn anything
It can't be Scizor though

Infernape @ Focus Sash
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Nasty Plot
- Flamethrower
- Focus Blast
- Hidden Power [Ice]

im wet haha (Castform) @ Damp Rock
Ability: Forecast
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Hydro Pump
- Rain Dance
- Thunder Wave

>>29320001
See the goat? SEE?!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460890735

okay friends lets have some fun

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460893952

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460897329

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460903441

new conditioner

Luma (Lumineon) (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Flail
- Waterfall
- Bounce

Technician Smeargle with only Prority moves or Moves that don't miss

this means new champ, just to clarify

specs suicune

okay or sashed imposter ditto

Rocks wrecked (Crustle) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Rock Wrecker
- X-Scissor
- Earthquake

Hydreigon @ Roseli Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Taunt
- Crunch / EQ
- Draco Meteor
- Iron Tail

Again if the first one dosnt count
Luma (Lumineon) (F) @ Choice Band
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Flail
- Waterfall
- Bounce

flame orb braviary named HELP ME TONY

gastrodon wtih assvest or stoutland with assvest

weedle

Mew @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 144 HP / 252 Atk / 112 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Swords Dance
- Sucker Punch
- Gunk Shot

>>29321056

>>29321048

>>29321051
>>29321056
>>29321058
>>29321059
>>29321066
>>29321077

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460914029
5 games than switch teams, repeat with !pick until it chooses new champ

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460917497

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460922887

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460926179

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460930518
forgot :^)

new team

Donatello

Musililly (Maractus) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 252 HP / 56 Atk / 200 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Leech Seed
- Spiky Shield
- Acupressure
- Needle Arm

serene grace blissey

sub np|sd zoroark

Huntail

your favorite poison pokemon

>>29322087
>>29322088
>>29322091
>>29322092
>>29322094
>>29322097

>>29322094
suggester here, this is herdier

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460939030

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460944219

new champ

Sub/Charge Beam/Flash Cannon/Hidden Power of choice Magnezone

me or rampardos

Haxorus @ Scope Lens
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Earthquake
- Focus Energy
- Night Slash
- Dual Chop

Snips

torkoal

Lucky Mouse

M Sableye

Let's Get Dizzical (Spinda) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Tangled Feet
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Thrash

Jolteon with charge beam

>>29317666
Fuck off, Satan.

>>29322731

>>29322737
>>29322745
>>29322755
>>29322759
>>29322762
>>29322771

>first game is branflakes stall
fuck my ass

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460953240

that game gave me syphilis

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460957936

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460961824

Torkoal for S rank

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460965612

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460967938

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new team

keknee (Cottonee) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
Level: 2
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Spe
Serious Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Encore
- Endeavor
- Leech Seed
- Substitute

Pangoro @ Assault Vest
Ability: Iron Fist
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Power-Up Punch
- Drain Punch
- Gunk Shot
- Knock Off

donnel gibble

a rock type

barbaracle

special megagross

donnel turtwig

Kingdra @ Scope Lens
Ability: Swift Swim
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Focus Energy
- Waterfall
- Draco Meteor
- Rain Dance

Noivern @ Choice Specs
Ability: Infiltrator
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Boomburst
- Hurricane
- Draco Meteor
- U-turn

>>29323813
fun fact: scope lens sniper barbaracle after a shell smash rapes almost all of ou with stone miss/ cross chop / razor meme 50% of the time when he actually crits

>>29323883
I'd believe you if you weren't fucking wrong.

this is nice team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460973681

>>29323926
+2 252+ Atk Sniper Barbaracle Cross Chop vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Ferrothorn on a critical hit: 552-651 (156.8 - 184.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO

+2 252+ Atk Sniper Barbaracle Stone Edge vs. 248 HP / 252+ Def Amoonguss on a critical hit: 625-738 (145 - 171.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO

+1 252+ Atk Sniper Barbaracle Stone Edge vs. 252 HP / 240+ Def Landorus-T on a critical hit: 406-478 (106.2 - 125.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460975879

>>29323984
you know what else kills ferro?
tough claws cross chop without a crit

>>29324069
feel free to show how you kill amoongus and defensive lando too using tough claws

>>29324094
+1 252+ Atk Tough Claws Barbaracle Razor Shell vs. 252 HP / 240+ Def Landorus-T: 356-420 (93.1 - 109.9%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO

like this LOL

>>29324094
kek

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460978339

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460981741

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460983892

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460986326

new champ

me or aggron with twave and smelling salts as its only moves

donnel houndour if you get a kill as houndoom you can choose to mega if you want

you're favorite mememon from dogars.org

eviolite mid evo starter

Alakazam

fk tough claws (Barbaracle) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Razor Shell
- Stone Edge
- Cross Chop

>>29324838
184 days in hoenn

Whatever weather setter conflicts the least with your team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460992175

>>29324838

you skipped >>29324841

>>29325132
maybe champ doesn't have a favorite
maybe ninedicks is his favorite

>>29325132
It just happens to be 184 days in hoen

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460996507

>>29325162
who doesn't love fun?

how do you get unbanned from the showderp room and are there any other private rooms?

>>29324841
good thing i'm not champ because my legit favorite memeon is make ludicolo.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-460999568

>>29325414
>getting banned from showderp
>caring about other le sekrit klubs

>>29325441
I got banned the second I joined

>>29325414
it's been removed long ago.

>>29325414
There are no private rooms any more, Zarel deleted them in the last update

>>29325510
just like how he deleted public rooms too, right?

>>29325461
>>29325510
>lying this much about le sekrit club of cancer
the only thing the room is even useful for is posting champ battles automatically so you can be lazy and not copy pasta/click champ name

>>29325543
I actually never knew, because people circlejerk way too much here.

>>29325414
whats your username senpai

>>29325568
OG Sherlock Kush

>>29325543
this

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461004135

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>>29325543
holy cancer, it does exist.

I hope this shit gets leaked if these fags can't handle this general.

>>29325729
holy shit what a buncha babies

MY BAN LIFTS IN 0 DAYS REEEEEEEEEE

>>29325729
Why does CLI hate Blocko?

new memes pls

>>29325729
Why does this exist.

Gorebyss

female zoroark with attract

any SKILL mon

>>29325929
Female Braixen with Eviolite

Mr.Bones Wild Ride.

Any thing w/ Metronome (Item) and Fury Cutter.

>>29325935
autism

>>29325929
Steelix. If there are no other megas on the team you can give it a megastone. If there are other megas no stone.

>>29325929
What's Yours is Mine (Weavile) (F) @ Razor Fang
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off

Free damage plus free damage plus priority stab plus fuck specs.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461011366

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Holy fuck Ice Bear is so brutal in this episode

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461013717

>>29326251
so is ur mom kid........

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461015557

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461017458

new top dog

What's Yours is Mine
Weavile
Razor Fang
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fling
- Fake Out
- Knock Off
- Ice Shard

IThoughtThisWasSmash (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Fly
- Rock Smash
- Flare Blitz
- Flamethrower

>>29326628
and make it shiny for additional eye sore.

mega manectric

Bill

niggas he wants a new chimp

2autism

me or Mr.Bones

http://dogars.org/set/2651

Coverage pupe (Absol) @ Abomasite
Ability: Justified
EVs: 204 Atk / 52 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Play Rough
- Thunderbolt
- Sucker Punch
- Ice Beam

use bones

>>29326922
this is lonely nature

little birb (Torchic) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Speed Boost
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Swords Dance
- Endure
- Reversal
- Sunny Day

>>29326913
volbeat

>>29326922
>abomasite

IThoughtThisWasSmash (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Fly
- Rock Smash
- Flare Blitz
- Flamethrower

>>29326913
Rocky Healmet Ferrothorn

>>29326922
>>29326941
Wew lads

This is absolite, I swear

>>29326922
You mean Absolite right

>>29326954
Absolutly.

>>29326913
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461025573

>>29327007
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461027867

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461028392
I want to get off mr bones wild ride.

>tfw all of my personality traits are exact turn-offs for women

>>29327135
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461029708

>>29327193
So give up on them and spend your free time and money on other things!

>>29327202
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461031218

>>29327285
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461031512
>he's still challenging

>>29327307
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461033996

>>29327211
not him but I do that and everyone thinks I'm gay because I have no gf. Not that I care

Strange how nobody ever mentions that I don't have a bf either. According to their logic, that makes me a bisexual.

>>29327422
new team

tyrantrum

aerodactyl

Jolteon @ Focus Sash
Ability: Volt Absorb
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Charge Beam
- Thunderbolt
- Signal Beam
- Hidden Power [Ice]

>>29327525
>him

Gastrodon @ Grip Claw
Ability: Sticky Hold
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Whirlpool
- Sandstorm
- Infestation
- Recover / Yawn

name it after your ideal penis shape/size

Slaking named DJ Khaled holding Metronome item

Third time's the charm.

What's Yours is Mine
Weavile @ Razor Fang
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Fling
- Ice Shard
- Knock Off

cheezeburger (Mew) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Charge Beam
- Giga Drain
- Flame Charge
- Psyshock

Mew

>>29327535

>>29327538
>>29327539
>>29327541
>>29327542
>>29327546
>>29327548

>>29327538
>>29327539
>>29327541
>>29327542
>>29327546
>>29327548

TEAM

>>29327535
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461037929

>>29325453
The fuck you get b& for? And did you actually get b&, or was modchat on? You know you usually have to get voiced before you can talk. Just get a mod to fagcheck you. Not that it's worth being in the room anyway. Bunch of circlejerking tripfags I swear it's worse than fur threads on /b/. Waste of time being there. I only post when drunk.

>>29327633
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461040506

>>29327735
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461042050

>>29327817
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461044080

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>>29327899
>shadowbanned for only this match.

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REEEEEEEEEE

Are the servers sperging or is it just me?

>>29328188
I've won three randoms via timeouts.

>>29328198
ok, new team then.

Jiraichi

>>29328207
A regi

>>29328207
Choice Band Ambipom

more stall.

Muk

Choice scarf hitmonchan

shuckle

kingdra

>>29328207
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461051851

>>29328307
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461053593

>>29328411
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461054589

>>29328464
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461055612

>>29328513
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461057367

>>29328602
new champ.

I'll champ for a little bit.

Assault Vest Blissey

Granbull

Florges

physical volcanion

Choice Band Bisharp with Knock Off

anything with explosion

Gardevoir

>>29328903

like physcal volcanion?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461067089

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461068522

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461071679

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461074507

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461075901

New champ.

Me or something OU

Mega Steelix

life orb shedinja

rampardos or tyrantrum

Butt STABber

>>29329456
weedle with string shot only

Onix :^)

>>29329464
Why do people do this?

>>29329456
Champ

>>29329460
>>29329461
>>29329462
>>29329463
>>29329464
>>29329466
Teamu

>>29329471
because xyiavez is shit

>>29329508
DONT BULLY
its not nice

>>29329508
If you don't like watching a champ lose, why give them mons that would make them more likely to lose?

Is champ ded?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461082368

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461086301

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461086922

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461088409

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461091998

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461092488

new team

Predonkeldurr (Conkeldurr) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Iron Fist
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Punch
- Thunder Punch
- Fire Punch
- Drain Punch

some pokemon with skull in its name or design called guzma

Lagging Tail Regigigas

Insomnia Delibird with only rest and snore

yiff yaff

>>29329985
Absolute Magman (Magmar) @ Eviolite
Ability: Flame Body
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Belly Drum
- Flame Charge
- Fire Punch
- Cross Chop

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-461097532

>>29330147
>>29330147
>>29330147
n-new thread
sorryitsnotgood