Gen VII: the "wtf am I looking at" gen

>>29300601
>complaining about zigzags and angles and shit
>not including turdonator and vikavolt

This is what happens when your team starts designing pokemon in the 3d rendering program, instead of designing them in 2d first.

How dare you say that about Tapu Waifu.

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>>29300664
>Waifu
these are the only fucking Pokemon in this gen that DON'T look like waifus, which one is the waifu here?

>>29300635
I just grabbed a couple I thought looked particularly awful. Turtonator is definitely shit, but at least you can kind of tell it's a turtle, not these fucking Rorschach puzzles brought to life.

>>29300685
Pink and purple tapu and the first stage of the sea urchin thing.

>>29300685
Pink and purple both look like waifumons.

>>29300685

Pink one is a QT.

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>>29300722
>>29300725
>>29300728
>look a little closer
>it's true
Seriously, what the fuck is all this trash? Even these vague shapes are MLP tier fapbait. Fuck this. At least Wimpod's evo is cool. So far that's my only solace.

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I think it's cool that the designs are different this gen. Alola's theme is the ocean, and a lot of pokes look like either boat parts (the thing in top right corner) or bizarre creatures you would find in the depths of the sea (some of those are on screen; UBs are like that too).

Point is : Don't start crying cause pokemons don't have an identifiable head and 4 members.

nice spiny urchin design, nice possessed rusty anchor covered in kelp, with a ship wheel and what appears to be a compass for an eye, nice meteorite shooting star design. They're not really vague at all. We dont know what's up with the box legendary pre-evolutions, and I like the totem legendaries, which seem to be nautilus shell, bull, and narwhal

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What is all this shit? A bunch of stuff mashed together? Vague shapes and zigzags? What is this crap?

>>29300601
>Cute Meteor
>Tsundere Sea urchin
>Pirate Anchor
>Living totem pole x3
>MIB reference

>>29300894
But that's a sea anemone, you mobilefaggot.

>>29300601
Wait until we have some clearer images and see them in motion.

>>29300933
>hurr

>Small meteor with a magical metallic core
>Anemone
>Half a land mine + an anemone
>A spooky pirate ship's parts I'm the shape of a spooky pirate face (eyepatch included)
>A cuddlefish totem spirt (who is also pretty gosh darn cute!)
>a bull totem spirit
>a swordfish totem spirit
>cute nebula puffball
>not so cute protostar eye of sauron

>>29300927
>cute meteor with no face or features >cute
>waifushit
>literally just an anchor and a steering wheel touching each other
>zigzag pallet swaps >>>>>>x3
>MIB reference (what did he mean by this, the marble thing?)

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What is all this shit? A bunch of stuff mashed together? Vague shapes and zigzags? What is this crap?

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>>29300601
>shitting on spooky anchor
Fuck off, anchor is one of the best gen 7 designs.

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>>29301036
>totems have to be a hideous clusterfuck of indistinguishable shapes, lines and colors

>>29300601
Those all look great. Probably won't get around to using them. I consider the totems legendaries and the cute sun/moon balls probably aren't even capturable and are just backup for their respective legendaries.

Not often does a gen leave me wanting three times as many pokemon I need on a team

>>29301037
>literally just an anchor
>posts literally Dugtrio with hair (which is just 3 Diglett with hair)
leave

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This thing looks like some titty monster out of Shin Megami Tensei

>>29301077
>Those all look great.
>look
WHAT exactly am I looking at?

>>29301118
i.e. shit
I actually don't even hate this thing that much, it's not any more feminine than like, Mawile for example, but it's still a boring and unremarkable shitmon

>>29301092
The anchor is agood design though. Details like the placement of the eyes, the one eye missing like a pirate, and the moss/seaweed forming fang like teeth is legitimately cool.

Dugtrio is just stupid as fuck, I won't argue that, and I fucking love it.

>>29301147
>shitmon
It's evo looks like it'll be the forretress/ferrothorn of this gen

>>29301118
>Implying
If this wasn't a blue board I'd Actually agree with you with proof, because I do get a few Artemis vibes from the urchin princess thing here

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>>29301168
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the anchor is a good design
What did he mean by this?

I love Dugtrio also. Alolantrio is shit though.

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>>29301075
>Implying this is anything but adorable

>>29301202
Are you one of those people that hate all objectmons?

>>29301092
uh it's an anchor with a ship's wheel attached to it, excuse you.

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>>29301202
Better then popplio3, salandit2, either rockruff evolution, tsareena, and lunartis.

Get your shit taste out of here.

>>29301243
Only the bad ones
>Voltorb
>ice cream
>keys
>anchor
See the pattern? They're all just "whatever object they're supposed to be with a face."

The good objectmons are
>Magneton
>Chandelure
>Confagrigus
you know, the ones that aren't JUST the object they are with a face, but an actual creature based on whatever misc object they're based on?

>>29301346
I was with you up until disliking Lurantis. You get your "literally just a _______ is great! xD" taste out of here.

>>29301388
Klefki is an awesome design. Helps when its arms aren't attached though

And Anchor is a haunted anchor with negative space creating a face. What's not cool about that?

>>29301442
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Klefki is an awesome design
>design
But it's just keys.

I think you're confusing "concept" with "design."

I'll agree Klefki is a decent concept, only it was carried out in the worst way possible, like ice cream.

>haunted anchor
What the fuck is haunted about it? It's just a fucking anchor with a steering wheel pasted on.

Chandelure on the other hand looks like a monster that possessed an old chandelier in a haunted house and became a living creature. That's more what the anchor should have been, rather than literally just an anchor.

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You gotta admit the pirate anchor has rad eyebrows though.

>>29301502
Maybe I have to see this fucking guy in-game, because I'm not seeing anything other than a steering wheel and an anchor, and maybe what looks like an odometer?

>>29301388
Lunartis is okay, overrated design in my opinion.

>>29301496
Anchor-chan is based on pirate ghost ships without using the whole ship.
Same with how Pallosand is haunted castles but in a much more size-friendly form.
The Anchor Management here makes the shape of a face using the navigation tools for eyes (one of which is eyepatched because, Yanno, pirate stereotypes), and the gaps between the seaweed make a nasty fanged smile.

Like the Alola forms, some of the Alola-native mons take a bit of thinking to get the concept behind them.

>>29301573
I don't like the pants, but other than that.

I'm a bugfag though, so.

>>29301588
>sandcastle
Thanks for reminding me of another awful object design. I was honestly into its first form, it looks ambiguous enough that it doesn't make me immediately think "look it's a sandcastle" but rather a little monster made of sand or in the sand or whatever.

But then it evolves into literally just a sandcastle with eyes. Fuck that crap.

And again, the concept of a haunted shipwreck is fine, but the anchor thing is not a good example of a good design, it's an example of a good concept gone to waste.

>>29301572
He has a compass on the left side of the wheel that's there to symbolize a slit pupil like an evil eye.
The gaps between the seaweed make teeth on the blade of the anchor itself.
The seaweed on the wheel and on the bottom of the anchor is meant to look like facial hair such as eyebrows and a patchy beard.
Use some imagination anon.

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>>29300601
You're looking at a Meteor

An urchin

A bigger urchin

An anchor

A nautilus?

Bull, it's just holding its bull mask up

Marlin

Clouds

Star

I hope this answers your question OP.

>>29301653
Well you tell me how a haunted castle or a haunted shipwreck mon should look without literally spitting a full blown three-mast schooner out of a baseball and looking downright comical next to the trainer model in battle.

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>>29301683
Like this.

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>>29301683
If I had to make it I'd probably use an anchor for the body.

Maybe I'd use broken ship parts. Like the anchor for the back, maybe some seaweed or whatever for limbs, maybe the steering wheel like a dimetrodon spine coming out of its back, rudder for its tail, whatever. You know, be fucking creative? Rather than drawing JUST a steering wheel and JUST an anchor next to each other and calling it a monster.

>>29300601
> Pocketto Monsuta
> wanting monsters to just be literal real world animals

>>29301795
>presumptions
See: >>29301783

>>29301757
Anon, mega barbarnacle isn't a ghost ship.

>>29301783
I don't quite see it, anon. Could you draw a rough idea or something?

>>29301827
>Could you draw a rough idea
oh shit

sure why not

in fact, everyone ITT should draw their own oregano object monsters and see if they can out-do GF

gimmie a few minutes

>>29301346
What's bad about a huge bipedal lizard? You one of those quadrapedfags?

>>29300685
>Charjabug looks like a waifu
What?

>>29301881
>what is hyperbole, Alex?

>>29301863
>waifushit in a pink apron
>not gay AF

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>>29301033
It's a fucking rocky exterior because it's a meteor. Look at what the inside of a meteor looks like and get back to me, faggot.

>>29301914
Certainly not what you think it is.
Hyperbole is an exaggeration, not a joke.

>>29301597
Lurantis is a plant>>29301597

>>29301935
>every Pokemon looks like a waifu
>when, in reality, only about 1/3 do
that would be hyperbole by definition

>>29301783
>Haunted ship monster
>Just mashing broken parts together instead of making them recognizable
>Seaweed limbs

Stop. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

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>>29301033
You hit the flying rock thing and you get a shiny little prize inside. It's just made cutesy this time so it's kind of like a Kinder Egg. Stay in school, you might learn something.

>>29301914
Where the fuck do you see a pink apron?

>>29302106
>broken ship parts making a ghost shipwreck mon
>not a good idea
Maybe make the parts recognizable? What a great idea!

>>29301783
The anchor is a smile. The wheel is a face. The compass is one of its eyes. It'll most likely look better in motion when you can see the wheel turning, but it's a floating face made out of different parts. What you're doing is what everyone else has done when it comes to making a monster out of junk parts, which is the least original approach to making a haunted ship monster. In fact, you're actually making it more of a cluttered design than what we currently have, which is really just a face made out of different parts. It's a more original monster design than the scrap golem standard, and it's still pretty simple.
>seaweed limbs
No, why would you do this? What purpose would flimsy things serve with a body of metal and wood? It wouldn't be able to stand up, and seaweed's not even parts of a ship. It only works with the mon we do have because they're just clinging on instead of being functional. That's just a horrible idea all around.

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>>29301914
>pink apron
First not seeing Minior as cute since you decided you were going to ignore its true form when it's supposed to split apart, now this shit. What the fuck are you smoking to see it as having a pink apron? I don't like Salandit either but you are a legitimate retard, and I'm glad that GF doesn't put an idiot like you in charge of designs when you think it's a good idea to clutter up the anchor.
>Oh dur I think I'll add all these unnecessary parts to the anchor to give it a body with seaweed limbs while complaining that the design is a bunch of stuff mashed together since it doesn't look like it's a face to me when I see Salandit2's underbelly as a fucking pink apron
I'd tell you to stop breathing but I doubt you even know how to in the first place.

>>29300658

source? How do you know this?

>>29302467
What the fuck? Fucking relax. How do you not see an apron? With the little tie in the back? Like a French maid. That's the first thing I thought of.

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Alright. First draft of Anchorshark reporting for duty, captain; using one of those weird prehistoric sharks as some inspiration.

>wrecked boat hull (frame) for the skeleton/ribs.
>anchor for the head/backbone.
>ore for the tail.
>ripped up (translucent) sails flowing between the hull frame to give the illusion of a body, but there's nothing underneath SINCE IT'S A SPOOKY DEAD GHOST, OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>broken wheel for the fin or whatever
I think it could use some fins on the bottom to round it off, but I dunno. I'm at work and all I have to work with is a pen and a couple of highlighters, so I couldn't get too crazy.

>>29302516
1. Apron ties do not look like that
2. I'm not even sure what those things coming off its back are supposed to be, but they were originally from Salandit's bandit tie
3. It's not fucking pink, either, so get your eyes checked
4. No shit a lizard would have coloration on its belly, and one that combines Fire and Poison aesthetics with fringes of fiery magenta and a splash of poisonous purple looks good on it

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>>29302656
It's the mascara, sultry expression and hourglass figure that makes me hate it the most. It's those features that make the skin or whatever look like an apron.

>>29302609
>objectmon with natural facial features
>one that's based off of a fish but doesn't have any dorsal fins
>an anchor bending that much and being that long
>generic Toriyama eyes, making Sharpedo look more menacing
Looks like shit, cap'n. The wheel and oar bits work but you're mashing too many concepts together and making it look too unnatural, even for something made out of objects. Anchor still has a lot of charm that this just doesn't have.

>>29302609
Nice youkai.

>>29302722
I don't like it either because I don't like lizard-based mons, but you're still a fucking retard for seeing things that aren't there just because you don't like the design, and you're potentially colorblind and a closetfurry.

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>>29302755
But I did this in 8 minutes lads. If you gave this thing to Sugi, he could make it look fantastic.

and you can't tell because it's really small, but the eye is supposed to be a compass with the arrow being the pupil

and the steering wheel is supposed to be the dorsal

this is me fucking around before I drew that guy

regardless, these are simply a rough idea, not a finished product

that GF anchor is unironically a finished stamp-of-approval A-OK Nintendo certified design, they should be ashamed

>>29301496
Klefki is a bit more than keys. It's a keychain looking creature that carries keys. Looking like a keychain is the entire point of its design.

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>>29302859
Klefki is the equivalent of drawing Magnemite like this.

>>29300601
I like all of these except third one in the top-row, is it supposed to be a form or an evolution? I can't tell.

>>29302609
This is less an objectmon and more of an animal with object inspiration. Interesting idea though

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>>29302859
>mfw I realize that Klefki is a key, keychain, lock, and key ring all at once

>tropical region of alola
>no tropius, bellossom, vileplume, victreebel, kingler, octillery and mantine
>sun & moon
>actually no solrock and lunatone avaible

>better put some retarded totems that have a more fucked up design than gen 4, gen 5 and gen 6 and fucking up even more with ultra beats

>>29302930
Looks to be like an evolution. The actual Pokemon seems to get smaller, but its "hair" is the whole sea urchin now. Kinda weird for the first sea urchin mon to be some girl with spiky hair, but whatever.

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>>29302908
Not really.

It has a distinct body, head, and arms that fold into the keychain ring. It also doesn't look like any recognizable form of keys but more an abstracted idea with its head thing. Magnemite is literally a metal ball with two magnets stuck to its sides and an eye. I like it and feel it doesn't need to be more than that, but you really shouldn't act like its more than what it is.

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>>29302930
better?

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>that Boogie pic of the pink and purple topu kekos

>>29301223
is this a clam or what?

>>29303070
kek

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Steering anchor was made for me.

Maybe if you had a better quality image you'd have an argument OP, but you don't so you can please go.

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>>29303070

>>29303073
>everything has to be an animal

It's pocket MONSTERS nigga go play Zoo Tycoon or some shit if you want animals

>>29303073
All the island guardians fold up into an animal/animal head.

Tapu Koko is a rooster head (and there actually is a rooster god in Hawaiian mythology)
The purple one is a swordfish? Maybe? Probably? Hard to say for sure at this point.
The red one is a bull
The pink one is a cuttelfish

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>>29300601

>>29303103
>go play Zoo Tycoon
Good idea tbqh.

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>>29302846
>shitty artist thinks he's better than Gamefreak's monster design team when he completely misses the point of several cohesive designs
The funny part is that you think that putting more time into it would make it better, when the concept's been done with oodles more character and cohesiveness a couple times before when you've really just drawn some Yo-Kai or Yu-Gi-Oh monster. The anchor's going on my team, either way, since it's a clever use of only making two objects attached together into a face, rather than multiple objects made to look like a shark that has an actual face instead of a mere imitation of one.

>>29303028
I'm with you. You sort of got me to like Klefki a bit more. I was on the fence about it since its inception, but I then just decided to lump it in with all the other crap like ice cream. I'd be impressed if you could defend that.

>>29302846
>>29302609
Literally my mom's yokai

>>29303133
>shitty artist thinks he's better than Gamefreak's monster design team
I'm sure there are many shitty artists better than Gamefreak's monster design team desu. Clearly.

I wish that qt shroom had a better evolution

>>29303159
If it were Yokai, it would have some fucking weird slapped on human nose like a caricature, and maybe wearing a speedo with a noticeable bulge.

>>29303152
Since I like almost all Pokemon to some extent I probably could but it really just is down to a matter of taste so it would really be worth the effort since I feel its pretty obvious what its going for.

>>29302609
>attempts to draw a Pokemon and thinks he's better than Gamefreak
>draws a Yo-Kai instead
>W-WELL I DID IT IN 8 MINUTES AND SUGIMORI COULD HAVE DRAWN IT BETTER
Sugimori would have either taken the idea and made the concept better or just throw it into the recycling bin.

>>29300635
>insulting vikavolt
Off yourself.

>>29302846
I feel your design is fine but the concept is also entirely different since you're clearly trying to make it look like an animal. While the anchor is mainly an abstract monster made of a select few parts from a ship. It isn't trying to look like anything except maybe a face.

>>29303186
I mentioned Sugi because the design needs to be "Sugified." I'd like to see it in the style of Pokemon rather than a rough sketch. And the point wasn't to show that I was better than GF, but that anyone with 10 spare minutes could come up with something better than anchor + wheel.

You're digging yourself in deeper if you're defending GF though senpai.

>>29303152
Vanillite is really cute, and they're all just living icicles with powder snow on top of them, and the inspiration for ice cream in-universe. It's a creative take on making a real-world phenomenon into a Pokemon that resembles food, while inspiring the food in the world. People say that it's like making a hamburger Pokemon, but that's missing the point. You'd have to find something that could resemble a hamburger in nature and turn it into a Pokemon, which is pretty hard.

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>>29303222
This makes sense.

Alright. Gonna try to draw a boat that's come to life as a ghost or something. Pls stand by because what do you have better to do.

>>29303227
Anyone with actual talent could come up with something better than my mom's Yokai shark.

>>29303110
their main bodies are awfully executed and the coloring don't help them either
the black bodies especially struggle to be different from their "shell / defense form"

can't even tell how many legs does tapu koku have or how those work, it looks like a mix of gallade, scratfy and something else, plus eyes that look like a dragon type tm icon

the pink one so far has perhaps the "easiest" design to get among totems

the bull totem beside a ring and "horns" has an awful lower body shape, is that a bell or a foot? can't really tell, hoves as its hands?

the marlin / swordfish + shell one could be okay but the colors definitely have very dark shades so it's hard to notice the details and the body, especially with so many lines, for example xatu and sigilyph are much easier to analyze

>>29301656
The spriters are mirrored so it would be the other eye

>>29303253
I literally agree.

>>29303236
This is part of the reason I feel the Vanillite line works. Snow on icicles is just two simple shapes that could believable look like icecream. It's not hard to imagine. The straw is obviously for flavor though.

>>29303263
Well, these are just pictures and nothing else, so once we actually find out more info about them and how they actually look in-game, their folding-up sequences will probably make more sense.

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>>29303152
It's obviously not real ice cream just looks like one
It drinks water and creates clouds. Really not as bad as people say.

>>29303285
>The straw is obviously for flavor though.
Vanilla? :^)

>>29301502
i want to see her ingame model in action
she may have both of her eyes opened, one on the front and one on the back

also not sure about the seaweeds being her teeth, it's mostly an intention to make them similar to a beard

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thread theme

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

>>29303356
>her
END THIS MEME
YOU CANNOT FUCK THE ANCHORROR

>>29301502
You know a design is shit when people have to draw pics like this to explain what the fuck is even going on with it

The colours are the worst part.

>>29303305
that's right
it's a real yokai watch ice cream

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>>29303387

>>29303395
I hate this board

>>29303387
or maybe the fact that we only have a still picture of it and literally nothing else

we don't even know the names of these things

>>29303374
you can be tied to her as if she was a crucifix and her seaweed tentacles tickle and fuck you

>>29303393
Catch a shiny.

>>29303393
you're lucky OP hasn't posted their shinies then
many of those choices look even more awful

>>29303387
When you know nothing about something people generally try to figure it out.

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>>29303387
You know people are autistic when they can't actually see human faces in ordinary objects and blame it on shit design. There is nothing complex about the design. It's two objects put together with a little seaweed, and it looks like a pirate's face to anyone who has a little imagination. There's also the fact that it's a low-quality still image from a lower point of view of a Pokemon whose name or type we don't even know yet.

TOP LEFT TO RIGHT:
meteor, sea anemone, sea anemone with shell, anchor with steering wheel attached

BOTTOM LEFT TO RIGHT:
wooden cuttlefish, wooden Vikavolt, wooden narwhal, electroplankton, star

>>29303451
Unless you just really don't like black I don't know why you say that.

>>29303430
HAVE YOU EVER FELT SEAWEED? IT'S CLAMMY AND SLIMY AND LIMP LIKE MY DICK AFTER I FINISHED JERKING OFF.
MOREOVER, HAVE YOU EVER FELT RUSTED METAL BEFORE? IT'S COARSE, AND ROUGH, AND IT GETS YOU TETANUS EVERYWHERE
YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK THIS THING
YOU DO NOT WANT TO LET IT FUCK YOU
IT DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ANY DISCERNIBLE GENITALIA, AND EVEN IF IT DID, YOU'D BE STICKING YOUR DICK INTO HOLE RUSTIER THAN MY MOTHER SINCE SHE'S IN MENOPAUSE

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>>29300601

>>29303508
why aren't you stroking and polishing her in pokemon amie?

>>29303451
>implying Gen VII shinies are any worse than the norm
>implying shiny Mimikyu isn't adorable
>implying shiny Wimpod isn't superior to the original
>implying shiny Poppblonde isn't beautiful
>implying shiny A-Muk isn't a clever color-swap since regular A-Muk has Muk's shiny colors
>implying shiny Tsareena isn't one of the best uses of that shade of purple for shinies in the entire Dex
How do you have such poor sense of aesthetics? There's not even really that much neon green or hot pink this time around, statistically speaking.

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>>29303515
>split evos
>myth busted

>>29303533
THERE IS NO HER
IT IS AN IT
IT'S A SEXLESS BEING
IT CANNOT HAVE A VAGINA
OBJECTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
MAYBE IT CAN HAVE A GENDER LIKE AEGISLASH DOES BUT REALLY ONLY IF IT'S ACTUALLY POSSESSED
BUT EVEN THEN IT STILL WOULD NOT HAVE A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR THINGY
YOU CANNOT PUT YOUR THINGY INTO ITS DINGHY
UNLESS YOU'RE ALSO MADE OUT OF WOOD THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A ROUGH TIME, REATARD

>>29302609
Shitposters are just mad you did better than the anchorman.

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>>29303515
You forgot this leak!

>>29303626
Nice samefag. Or maybe you have such shitty taste for trash that I could catch you giving a rimjob to a Garbodor while an A-Muk slithers up your ass.

So what type is the Anchor going to be? Part Ghost?

>>29303658
Not me, working on shipbeast right now.

>>29303626
thanks lad

>>29303691
>yfw it's water/grass

>>29303658
What I'm not allowed to have an opinion on my own design?

Garbodor is cool though

>>29303591
Aegislash and Chandelure can have a vagina, so why can't she?

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>>29303729
Is samefagging as OP now a meme?

OP here. Nothing wrong with Garbador. >inb4 flood of responses saying "OP here"

>>29300601
At least they're as clusterfucky as the designs will be this gen...right?

>>29303691
>>29303718
It's Water/Steel

>>29303791
I think that's all of them. There's a thread up saying there's gonna be more, but I doubt it.

>>29303748
OP here my favorite pokemon are eeveelutions because they are so cute and kawaii desu ne nya rawr :3 also I want ti have sex with their feet and armpits while they swallow me alive and convert me into poop. I will technically being having anal when I go through their butt tube as poop. Pretty cool, huh?

>>29303847
>people like this actually exist somewhere