Hi guys! I'm called pookumuku and I don't evolve, I

>>29295544
>I'm based on the world's worst animal!

Pyukumuku isn't a monkey, Anon.

>>29295544
Might try for a bit

>>29295544
No, I hate you.

>>29295671
You're fucking RETARDED for thinking monkeys are bad animals! You think a sea cucumber is bette? SHOVE ONE UP YOUR ASS

pyukumuku is shaped like a friend

>>29295544
theres literally a trial where you have to chuck all the pyukumukus back into the ocean. no one wants you

>>29295769
Is that a trial? I thought it was a side quest for money.

Hell fucking yes, you're in.

>>29295793
It's a sidequest, yes

Choice Scarf Pain Split would work, right? A recovery move could help as well.

>>29295544
>Do you want to play with me on your team?
Someone post the pasta

Pyukumuku is cute, CUTE

>>29295544
of course sweetheart

>>29295544
Oh. Oh, dear. I am sorry, I am so so sorry.

>>29295544
Can be useful in a nuzlocke for a saving sacrifice

Like Luvdisc, you can be on my team for a bit I suppose. But just remember, you better not faint in my nuzlocke.

>>29295544
My team will be this guy and five Passimian

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>>29295544
>world's worst animal

>>29296052
wtf explain this please

>>29296052
but at least those worms get stuff done, whereas a sea cucumber sits there, eats, and pukes its guts up

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>>29296096
I just have images.

>>29296052

Holy shit what r u doing caperlillers?

>>29296052
>probably tops mosquitos as the worst

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>>29296151

>>29295544
but the world's worst animal is the mosquito

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>>29295544
Fuck you OP. Pyukumuku is the cutest pokemon ever and it's gonna be in my team.

>>29296242
have fun playing with basically a rock that doesn't evolve

>>29295754
Shove a monkey up your ass and you'll see the sea cucumber is better

Monkey fag BTFO

I didn't know it was based off a flea

>>29296096
they are tent caterpillars, they eat constantly and destroy literal tons of plant life and just leave them ugly and dead, covered in webbing. and if you find them in your crop fields don't expect to get rid of them

he seems like an anus

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>>29295760
I second that. See, even pyukumuku is afraid.

>>29295544
>doesn't evolve
>shit ability
>probably shit 1 stage stats
>dildos covering it's body
>it's mouth is just an anus

It's not a sea cucumber, it's an onahole come to life

>>29295754
I would much rather have a sea cucumber up my ass than an entire screeching scratching monkey

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>>29296194
No thank you

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Fuck you OP

>>29295544
Most mons that don't evolve are shit, so I tend to avoid them.

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>>29295544
>gets his ass fisted by Chicken-chan
>pretends he's miserable and pitiable
Fuck you. At least you touched Chicken-chan's kid-hand.

>we will never live in the same plane of existence as Chicken-chan
>Sun and Moon will be shit
Literally no reason keep living.

>>29295544
Because of you, I am totally gonna use this motherfucker

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>>29296194
CHECK EVERYTHING.
EVERY TIME.

>>29295544
Sure! Ill have one on my team. Not like it will make a difference to the piss easy difficulty.

At least i cam give this little cutie a good home.

>>29295671
You are much closer to a monkey than a sea cucumber anon, why so much self loathing?

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>>29296194
>you will never have a wild Pokémon encounter in the bathroom

Lovebugs are the world's worst animal. All they do is fuck and die on your car.

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>>29296697
TURTLE IS BOMB

>>29296926
>he doesn't expel his intestines through his anus or mouth when he feels threatened

>>29297031 was meant for
>>29296856

It's a cute suicide bomb

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>>29296584
>Chicken-chan squatting
Lewd! I bet her butt-cheeks are wide open in that position! I want to be punched in the face by Chicken-chan's instestines!

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>>29296584
The fact that everyone in Alola, including Chicken-chan, thinks that this pokemon's mouth looks like an anus is just mindblowing.

She's so cute, but she has a dirty mind! She knows what an anus looks like! She has either looked at porn or looked at her own asshole in the mirror! Otherwise she wouldn't know what an anus looks like! Lewd!

>inb4 denialfags claiming that 11 year old Chicken-chan has no idea what an asshole looks like

>>29297273
>>29297392
Autism

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>>29297273
>>29297392
Seriously consider suicide

>>29297472
>>>/lgbt/

>>29297446
>dedication is autism
What a disgusting normie. You don't even bother using periods.

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>>29297446
>>29297472
>denialgbts as predicted

Am I the only one planning on giving pyukumuku a chance? We don't know its moveset and it's pretty cute! With the right speed and maybe sp. attack it might be useful. But if it doesn't i'll just wear the pyukumuku hat to remember it by.

>>29296856
And why the hell would I want an animal that's literally a retarded, hairy human?

>>29297273
>>29297392
Do you hate Chicken-chan so much that you want to degrade her in every possible way or is this just some weird fetish I don't get?

>>29297273
>>29297392
I really enjoy your posts man

I might use it. I like having a water type and I'm not sure if I want to use Wishiwashi.

>>29297600
Can you believe Chicken-chan has buttcheeks? Such a pure an innocent girl has something as dirty and lewd as a buttcheek! It's just mindblowing

>>29295544
Literally Alolan Corsola. Literally my favorite mon's Alolan cousin.

I don't care if he sucks. I'm using him and Corsola in the same team. This game will be piss easy again, so you may as well use your favorite shitmons and have some fun.

>>29297566
>Xatu is still flying like a fucking idiot
RIP Xatu. You will be missed.

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>>29297446
>>29297472
Ephraim sauntered, wiggling his buttock-augmentation. Life couldn't get any better. This, he knew, was due to an incontrovertible fact:

Naked asses are the final equalizer. Everyone's got an ass and, if honestly appraised, they all look ridiculous.

Imagine Saddam naked, awkwardly bending for the soap. Or Osama squatting in a humid cave. Don't seem so threatening now do they?

The ass has equalized.

But Ephraim thought he had the system beat. His logic; if all asses are ridiculous, then mine will be the most ridiculous of them all.

I will be King of all Asses.

A difficult point to argue.

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>>29297847
this is my favorite pokemon

this and qwilfish

>>29297649
Can you believe Chicken-chan has eyes? How come such an innocent little girl can have something as dirty and lewd as eyes?!

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Can you believe that most lolis in Japan have "rape whisles" hanging from their backpacks for protection?

They literally give elementary school girls rape whistles and explain to them why they are necessary. Japanese lolis are aware of the fact that they could be raped. They are aware of the fact that their pathetic kid-bodies are considered attractive by perverts! They know what rape is!

It's literally impossible for a Japanese loli to be innocent. Lewd! Chicken-chan is aware of the fact that people are imagining her naked! She is aware of the fact that something as humiliating as rape exists and that she could experience it anytime if some suicidal pervert decided to make her his target before killing himself!

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>>29297722
This. The demo was filled with Corsola and this pokemon looks like a modern version of it.

I really don't get the hate. The ability is crap, but that doesn't mean he can't be useful.

>>29295671
No, it isn't based on a FILTHY HUE-MON.

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Yeah, dude! I'll totally use you! You're great!

>>29295544
It's a fucking ripoff of that farting buttfce yokaimon.

Absolutely embarrassing, GF.

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>>29298557
Stunky did that already

this one's just a bunny rabbit as a sea cucumber

>>29295544
I shall call you Carl.

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>>29298576
>bunny rabbit
Why didn't they base the pokemon on this? It's a sea slug that looks like a rabbit and it's cute as fuck.

>this will never be a pokemon
Why live?

>>29298705
That's literally what pyukumuku is you dumbfart

>>29298795
>dumbfart
how rood

>>29298705
but that is what it is, it's just rounder and has more "stalks"

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>>29298576
The fact that Chicken-chan will become a pokemon trainer and eventually catch this thing to fill her pokedex is just mindblowing.

She's so cute and pure, but she'll eventually find out about this pokemon. She'll know that there is a pokemon that constantly farts and has a buttface. This will canonically happen! Lewd!

I wonder what she'll think about it? Will she find it disgusting? Will she like it because she's a dumb memeloli that finds fart jokes funny?

The fact is that Chicken-chan will eventually see a Stunky and it will remind her of butts. And it will fart, reminding her of farts. Those lewd, dirty things will literally appear in her pure mind even though she's a really cute girl living in a politically correct Nintendo universe! Humiliating! Mindblowing!

>>29298795
>>29298987
Once again, the real animal is better than the pokemon version. It's sad.

>>29295544
Pyukumuku is one of my favourite of gen VII's new additions (if not my favourite) -- though this is perhaps not saying much given how shit this gen is on the whole.

>>29299031
Chicken-chan canonically farts because she is a human

>>29298479
We need a Chicken-chan edit of this.

>>29295544
Sure

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>>29299031
Chicken-chan strikes me as the kind of cuteslut that doesn't find those things embarrassing. She's probably comfortable hanging out with both boys and girls, telling jokes, announcing that she's going to the bathroom and using expressions like "laughing her ass off" wihout shame. But she's not a tomboy! She's a feminine girl that isn't a prude! She's a cuteslut! Like Kari from Digimon 2 or Kairi from KH1. Cute!

I'm probably influenced by /vp/'s memegirl headcanon, but I like her. I'm tired of prudes like Serena who pretend they don't fart and cover their faces when they see a dick instead of laughing hysterically. And I'm also tired of teenage protagonists.

Chicken-chan will be great!

cute, but destined for pointless obscurity. It's a Johtomon.

Yeah I'm using you on my team

>>29295544
Post the image because that's the only reason why I came into this thread.

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of course, now let's go beat that bad 'ol guzma

>>29299294
girls don't fart retard

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>>29299926
She's only like that because she's a preteen kid, anon. She's still immature and can do some pretty wild stuff without giving a shit. Once she becomes a mature woman such as Serena, she will be literally a clone of her. She'll even dye her hair to become an attractive blonde girl like Serena.

>>29299952
Destined to be The Cancer in either OU or UU

The ability makes it a landmine perfect for fucking over boost sweepers with a simple switch, just depends on how raw HP it has to bitchslap with

>>29300262

I believe it was calculated to have 100 Base HP based on trailer footage.

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>you will never kill chickenposter with your bare hands

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>>29295754
>monkey shitposters are real now

we all know its you coco, go back to playing with your kitten, oh wait

>>29300510
At least a dog is better than a sea cucumber. But that's fine, keep hating on some of the smartest animals on the planet besides apes. Keep being a retard, at least I'm happy to know you won't procreate since you have a below-average iq.

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>>29299926
Humans are the best animals on Earth and preteen girls are the best form by far.

>everstone will never exist IRL
Why live?

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Chicken-chan is a mindblowing human being, but what would be needed to blow her mind?

Except pizza and sex.

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>mfw I actually like the toucan but it will look stupid flying in place

>>29295544
Im unironically picking one of these for my team, so fuck all the haters

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Pyukumuku is the best. Just calm down everybody

>>29295544
Why do people hate this thing but like Dunsparce? At least this one isn't ugly and has that cool anus-fist gimmick. What does Dunsparce even have, lore-wise? It's just a shitmon with nothing special about it.

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>>29299294
>Chicken-Chan farts
Please don't do this my dick right now

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Ruined-chan is ugly! UGLY!

>>29302091
>it's not my fault that i'm not popular!

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>>29297273
>you will never destroy Chicken-chan's innards with your dick
Why live?

>>29295544
It was on my team since the moment it was reveled.