What I learned during my time on /vp/ summarized.

>>29294527
Lets not forget about the common sexualization of both trainers and pokemon

>>29294573
Oh, that's right!

>Pokegirls are the best thing about Pokemon

>>29294610
Oh, and HMs were somehow good

Also, your tim would be better spent playing Yokai Watch.

genwunners ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuule

>>29294527
>Opinions are facts
>Pokémon's main demographic is adults
>A design's theme is what /vp/ interprets it is, no matter what GF made it for.
>If a pokémon poseses a locomotive system it's Furbait, limbs non mandatory.

>>29294610
That's not how you spell Pokeboys

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>any time there's a feminine pokemon it's apparently pandering to 37 year old sexually frustrated men rather than female children who are half the target demographic.

>>29294527
Nope that's basically it. Welcome to 4chan.

>>29294527
>I should be playing something mature like SMT
This is correct 100% Pokemon will never be good, so might as well find some other game to be yur monster collecting fix.

>>29294653
>Opinions are not well regarded and people who think differently are instantly shunned
>Pokémon is only meant for children; adults who want it to be more appealing to a wider audience are instantly shunned
>People will defend everything that GF makes and say that it's "conceptually brilliant" even if its a Pokémon based on a used condom
>All Pokémon can be fucked, no matter how sick this sounds

>>29294749
Honest question, where should I start with SMT? I actually have been considering giving the series a shot.

>if you like anything GF has done recently, youre just a shill

>>29294774
I'm not sure you and I are browsing the same site.

>>29294844 (me)

>>29294774
On the other hand, giving it a bit of thought, you are also right, we do go wildly to the extremes.

>>29294778
Nocturne or IV are good starting points

The original SMT on SNES/iOS if you're real hardcore

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>>29294527
Dude, in threads dedicated to certain topics you'll get tons of people circlejerking the subject matter.

There's not usually a point in arguing in said threads because everyone has their own faggot opinion however retarded and wrong it might be and they'll parrot the same shit over and over and discussion just devolves into shitposting.

Me personally?
>I love all the gens to some degree, 6 and 7 are just disappointing due to lack of Pokemon
>Designs aren't the only thing important to me and I only dislike a few
>I don't feel that way at all
>I'm a Persona guy, pic related
>I do wish the old Exp Share was an option
>Pokemon was at its hardest between gens 3 to 5 and there was a drop off in 6, this is a fact
>I love Pokemon, but I don't trust GF in a post Gen 5 world.

>>29294692
>he fell for the girls play video games meme
Kek

>>29294778
Dunno, personally. I've been looking into it, but my research points to SMT not really being a monster collecting game, so much as final fantasy with stronger emphasis on summons.

I mostly agree with the sentiment that people should move on and try other games in the same genre as opposed to eternally wait for pokemon to get it's shit together.

>>29294908
Got it, thanks anon!

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>>29294923
>persona guy, pic related
>persona 4 and chie
>already saying gen 7 is disappointing because "lack of Pokemon"
>"I don't trust GF in a post Gen 5 world"
This is how you get your opinion discarded.

>Liking Pokemon for anything beyond their design makes you an OUfag.

>>29295051
Alright. While your opinion differs from my own I respectfully disagree.

>>29294527
>removing HMs is a bad thing

Pokemon are hot

>>29294949
Might want to open up your window blinds, anon. Well, first walk upstairs and then open your window blinds, I guess. Maybe even take a step outside. Could do you some good.

>>29294527
You forgot the most important lesson of /vp/.

Your opinion is shit and mine is superior.

>>29294923

I'd take you more seriously of you didn't already pass judgment on gen 7 like most of /vp/ already has.

>>29294692
I feel like there's a strong difference Pokemon like Lilligant or fuck Clefable compared to Sandlit's evolution or Tsarenna

>>29294527
>Pokemon apparently used to be hard
Well...harder than it is now.

Though getting out of bed every morning is harder than it is now.

>>29294527
>You're not supposed to play for fun.
>Caring for your Pokemon is retarded.

...yeah, makes you wonder why the hell these people even play the games.

>>29294527
Gen 1 is best gen. Pokémon died after gen 3. I'm glad GF is pandering to us genwunners

>>29295560
You can't have fun because the games are all shit.

>if you remotely have anything positive to say about Gardevoir you're a fucking furfag and need to kill yourself
>if you want to sniff May's armpits while masturbating and then impregnate her that's perfectly fine

>>29295362
What was the last time you saw a female playing with a 3DS on public? Yeah that's what i though.

>>29294527
You forgot that Skeet was right. Register entry is used both for inventory tracking as well as final tally for profits. Jimmy should have been either disciplined or fired.

>>29295827
I've never seen ANYONE playing their 3DS in public. Do people even do that?

If we're basing the existence of something on whether or not we've personally witnessed it in public, does that mean the 3DS doesn't exist?

>>29295518
Honestly I should have said I'm more disappointed in the lack of Pokémon in itself not Gen 7 as a whole. My bad.

>>29295955
Do you not go in public or something?

>>29296222
I tend not to go to places where errant youths will be hanging around.

>>29296446
>errant youths
I don't usually see kids playing their 3DS on public, when I see someone playing with their 3DS, it is usually an adult. And I barely go out in public.

>>29296475
The term was mostly intended as a joke, I figure the most likely suspects would be college-age. I honestly never see it, though. I'm not sure how common 3DS use around here is, I almost never streetpass anyone on the rare occasions I bring my 3DS out.

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>>29294527
>OP is a Faggot and his list is shit generalzation

>>29294527
Gamefreak actively ponders to pedophiles and people who want to fuck lizards

>>29296683
But he isn't wrong, that's basically all you see on here.

Don't forget
>Anything that reduces the time to use the same recourses somehow makes them easier. Like how we previously had to catch a shitmon slave or 2 to get around/get items, then box them, but now we just have to press Y or a direction on the D pad (After registering a rental Pokemon to it).

Maybe Hitler was right all along.

>>29294949
But anon I am a girl

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>>29294527
Woah what a neutral and intelligent individual you are! All of those people that disagree with you are just genwunners that need to be permabanned.

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>>29298718
you know the rules, tits or GTFO

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>>29298972
>fairly odd parents

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>>29299007
Ok
>>29299061
>The three stooges

>>29294527
Seems about right.

>>29294527
We used to use our self-deprecation as an inoffensive joke, but we memed it too hard now we hate ourselves for real.

>>29296683
Summarization and Generalization are the same thing on this board
lurk more

>>29295827
>I'm the only person I've ever seen playing a 3DS outside
;_;

Don't forget that gamefreak specifically designs Pokemon to appeal to people who sexualize Pokemon.

When they designed Lucha litten, the only thing going through their minds was "how can we appeal to furries?"

>>29294527
>If a Pokemon has a good concept, it is good regardless of the execution

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>>29299193
>Back at the Barnyard

> You're having fun the wrong way

>>29301441
FUCKING THIS