Why did they have to ruin Salandit by giving it such a shit evolution?

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Game Freak must know how many furfags and scalyfags like pokemon. I am so disappointed by these games. There is too much waifu shit and the games are overly cutesy.

>>29266340
>>29266395
HAHA I'm glad you fags don't like her. She's all mine to fuck.

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>>29266340
>he didn't read the pokedex entry for it

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>>29266340
>he doesn't like sexy dominatrix lizard waifu
Terrible taste.

At first I thought the evolution was kind of cool. Now though, I see just how saddening it truly is.

>Make it the exact same except bigger
>Take away the bandit mask
>Give it generic sultry proportions

Seriously, it could have been an amazing mon if they would have thought outside of the box on it. I was most intrigued by what this evolution would be, and alas, I probably won't use it anymore. I prefer the Bounsweet line

>>29266340
>>29266395

> I'm projecting that it's a whore because anons find it attractive

>>29266566
I would've preferred if it didn't evolve at all, I like it a lot as a stand alone Pokemon.

>>29266626
>wanting another single-stage shitmon

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>>29266666
it would come nowhere close to this monstrosity.

>>29266432
>>29266464
>>29266532
get laid, immediately.

It doesn't do anything special design wise. It's all going to come down to moves and stats. That said, I like it.

It was always shit, you just never learned how to read.

Why is there so many Waifu mon this generation? Gets so ridiculous.

You people bitch about everything, I swear to God.

>>29266532
Legit I don't mind that she is clearly waifubait for people who whack it to argonians and shit.
What bothers me is that they just kinda abandoned the bandit theme. Where the fuck did the mask go?

>>29267656
It should be expected honestly since everything else was revealed at once so you have a bunch of people bitching about X evolution not meeting their expectations at once. It should all die down by the time the games get released or maybe sooner if the rom somehow gets leaked soon

>>29266666
>>29266666
REPEATING DIGITS

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Why couldn't it be something like this? You done goofed GF.

Why did they have to ruin Helioptile/Sandile by giving it such a shit evolution?

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>Mfw it's Poison/Psychic.

>>29268018
But those are good evos anon. I had high hopes for salandit, but the riddlers hints and the pokedex entry should have been enough to make me realize it would evolve into trash,

I don't think it's a bad design, I just wish it wasn't so feminine.
We have had, what, 5 different female evo's this gen? That seems way out of proportion, and Salandit doesn't look extra female in the slightest.
I don't appreciate this.

>>29266864
If they could do that, why would they be drooling over the idea of fucking a lizard?

>>29266432
4hugNOT4fug

>>29266432
LOL do you know how pathetic you sound...

>>29269670
>If they could do that, why would they be drooling over the idea of fucking a lizard?

This is what people don't understand when they try to insult people who fap to 2D. If getting laid in real life was an option or even desired, many would have taken it already. At the very least even if you're a fat ugly slob you could hire an escort.

>>29266532
It's an amphibian you fucking retard.

>>29266340
I agree.

>Really unique lizard themed on a bandit
>Unique hand-shape again linking to thievery, also hinting fire element

>Evolves into just a big lizard, absolutely nothing unique about its design except it's the same colour as the prevo

If u fags like it so much as it is, just eviolite it and shut up.
The single player will be easy enough as it is to not have to evolve and still be viable

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>>29266864
Way ahead of you, buddy.

>>29272608
huh, I never thought of doing that before

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As a Poisonfag I was absolutely thrilled at Salandit reveal. It was very well on it's way to become my favorite pokémon

The evolved form is so generic, so uninteresting and attract so many relic basement dwellers and waifufags, it's such a letdown. I still like, but I keep thinking of what could've been. I never though I wouldn't be using Salandit on the first playthrough, but Tortunator is more appealing as it is

>>29273492
The shiny is pretty damn cool though, I'll breed for one and call it Gwen

>>29266666
>Satan speaks the truth.

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>>29272472
I mean christ they could of at least let it keep the flaps of skin that resemble a highwayman/bandit bandana mask thing.

Anybody who read the site description about female Salandit being able to attract human males with pheremones and didn't see a waifumon evolution coming is an idiot.

>>29266340
>shit evolution
It's literally the same Pokemon, just bigger. If you don't like the evolution, then you probably don't like Salandit too.

I kinda hope it's a vespiquen situation where the males don't evolve so I can use eviolite without pressing b every time it levels up. Hopefully it's stats aren't complete trash

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>>29268006

>>29274781
Plus I really want to laugh at the people trying to get a shiny of it's evolution when they get a shiny male. Please gamefreak.

>>29266432
Disgust.

>>29267672
the bandit theme was salandit only

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>>29266395
I'm not against waifumons, every region needs 1 or 2. I even use some like Lilligant and Froslass. The problem starts when half of the regional dex is literally asking for the dick.

>>29274933
I don't understand how Lurantis is even a waifumon. Because it's pink...?

>>29267672
>not noticing the tassels
>not knowing the female cat burglar stereotype

>>29275017
This. Can't wrap my head around it. I mean, it isn't even "pretty" or anything.

>>29275017
Stop with the script flipping you obtuse dumbass

>>29275065
>cute bunny like ears
>mantis arms look like long kimono sleeves as it shyly covers it's mouth
>Large moe eyes
>pants
It's a cute fuccboi

>>29275017
It's pink, slightly humanoid and wears a kimono.

>>29274933
>6-7 out of 81 is "half the regional dex"
Stop being a retard.

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>>29266666

>>29275080
It just looks like a cartoon orchid mantis. Nothing about it is particularly erotic like, say, Tsareena's legs/"ass" or Salandit's evo's hips and sultry expression or whatever. It's even wearing unflattering loose pants. I really don't see it. I think people jumped the gun because it was the first confirmed feminine-looking pokemon.

just don't evolve it then, it's designed as a suicide Toxic user anyway. level 1 with that item that allow surviving once and you are done.

>>29274865
>>29271826
>>29266864
Get out of 4chan.

Isn't there a possibility of a male Evo

Everyone who has sexual fantasies about lizard women has been so desensitized by pornography and isolated by being cucks in their rooms playing video games instead of working and socializing that it's actually pathetic to see. I bet 90 percent of you fur fags feel ashamed after you cum to whatever you jerk it to, every time.

>>29266340
The only good thing hes evo give him is Eviolite. ;^)

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>>29266532
OH YES.

>>29266340

What's wrong with it? It's literally just a bigger Salandit. I prepared for the worst when it was revealed to be based on a seductress, but it turned out fine.

>>29275201
Only people in actual relationships can be cucks.

And most are, honestly. Sexual liberation produced entire generations of promiscuous whores.

>>29275201
Never.

>>29275201
I don't follow your train of thought. Why would people who like one kind of porn not work and socialize, while people that like a different one do?

>>29275139
It's not that hard to see. Yeah it's not blatant waifubait like Gardevoir or Lilligant but it's got a feminine theme with the pink color, the kimono and the shy pose, a pokefuckers twisted mind needs nothing more.

>>29267656
That's the major problem with massive leaks like this.

When each relevant information is revealed at smaller doses, people take their time to get used to it. That's when we have threads where someone points out the explanation behind certain parts of the pokémon's design, which always get replies like "oh, I kind of like it now that understand its design". It also helps a lot that official reveals always come with background information about the species.

But when all you have are 20+ still images of the pokémon, most people find it hard to assimilate everything, and would rather just say "everything is shit" instead of trying to get used to the new stuff. That's when you get 200 "Pokémon is dead preoder cancelled" threads.

>>29275201
I stopped feeling shame a long time ago. If I can't get real girls at least let me have cartoon animal fucking hell.

>>29266864
/thread

>>29275460
Fuck off and die.

>>29266587
>>29266432

wow reality really triggers you guys doesnt it

>>29275315
>Enjoying lizard porn

i'm guessing after reading this thread that there is no stage beyond his first evolution. what a shame

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>there are people who unironically don't like waifumon

>>29266340
It might still have a male alt form. There's two blank spaces (normal and shiny) after the evo we've seen in the datamined dex. Plus the website says only female salandit do the pheromones thing.

>>29266395
If you really think they're pandering to furries and scalies, then you have a problem and need to put that computer down for a while.

>>29277777
soon

>>29275201
Tbqh, both my boyfriend and I are so desensitized to porn that we BOTH whack it to feral scalie shit together like three times a week. It's not like that stops us from fucking, but it's something we bother like and it's a fetish, so it doesn't affect any other facets of our lives outside of the bedroom so...why not exactly?

>>29266432
I can't believe you're the sperm that won.

>>29277621
The blank spots are Totems, we've been over this.

>>29274835
DAS DRITTE REICH

>>29275139
Boipussy > everything else

Lusty Salandit Bandit where

>>29275219
muh

>>29277621
Anon, you're setting yourself up for massive disappointment.

>>29266340
>>29266395
>He doesn't like mindcontrolling femdom waifumon

How can you be such a faggot?

>>29266532
I feel like the scum of the Earth of wanting to ship her and Charizard.

how big is she gonna be

>>29275381
There's already a thread on Alolan Dugtrio's hair actually being volcanic glass and most replies are "wtf I love Dugtrio now" it's happening, slowly, but happening

I know a bunch of furfags who hate the evo because it's too feminine

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>>29266432
>she's all mine to fuck

Pokefuckers are legit disturbing

Just give him eviolite

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>>29266432