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>>29264464
You didn't use protection

>>29264464
Sinna and Dexio debunked this.

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>>29264464
IT
ALL
COMES
TOGETHER

But your character and their mom is from Kanto.

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>>29264562
/thread

>>29264562
except no

>>29264836
Sinna and Dexio haven't aged at all.

>>29264464
This as always been a retarded theory.

Well, Serena's gonna be pissed.

>>29264846
they obviously used the Xerneas/Yveltal machine to gain eternal life

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>>29264580
That's where she went after the divorce. Things didn't work out there either.

What was the deal about her asking to help unpack her clothes?

>>29264464
>Your mom is Shauna
>Your mom sucked and fucked her way out of and into all her problems until she got pregnant with you and blew an old man for a trip to kanto
>People started talking too much so she blew a different old man for a trip to alola
>In a few years you'll have to move again after your mom sluts it up too much
What a pain life is when your mom is Shauna

>>29264846
they have

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>>29264464
This was the first thing I thought playing the demo

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>>29265101
>You also become a slut due to Shauna's slut genes
I guess life wouldn't be all bad

The mom is from Kanto.

>>29265162
The mom moved there FROM kanto. Doesn't mean she lived there all her life or was born there

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>>29264464
Alola Mom has brown eyes you clickbait believing faggot.

>female Pokemon trainers leave home
>fall in love/may or may not marry
>fuck
>if they get pregnant, make the sharp shooter buy them a house
>have kid
>dad sends home money every so often, but continues his journey
>kick kid out of house to go on Pokemon journey at ten, mom is still a young fox in her mid-twenties/early-thirties
>the cycle repeats itself


THIS IS HOW POKE MOMS ARE MADE!!!!!

Mind fucking BLOWN!

>mom probably becomes a gym leader, professor, nurse, or something, or just goes on another Pokemon journey

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>>29264910
It's okay, she has the superior Sycamore

>>29264846
Are you blind? They aged like fine wine, stop being a faggot

>>29265200
From can imply place of birth, why complicate things lol.

>>29265363
It's not complicated in the least. It's just common sense. Moving from one area to another doesn't mean you are from that area.

For example, in the manga for the ruby and sapphire part, ruby moved from johto just like in the game, but he was from hoenn.

I mean it's such a simple and obvious concept.

>>29265230

And Shauna is from a region where you can get a free case of contact lenses for saying you want to make a shitty ten second movie. Name one brown girl with natural green eyes.

>>29264464
Different eyecolor. Also these >>29264562 >>29264580

>>29265609
>Name one brown girl with natural green eyes.
Me

>>29264464
Yes and your dad is Goodra.
POTTERY

>>29265609
Keep moving those goalposts

>>29264464
In the fucking Demo, they established that the mc and his mom moved from Kanto. Tard

>>29265826
Yes, moved. Not from.

>>29265665

Pics?

>>29264464
This joke wasn't even funny four months ago.

>>29265592
From a writing perspective it's needlessly complicated. Why bother throwing in the extra move if they could have come directly from Kalos? At what point in the game would they even bother explaining it? Unless its some plot twist that the mom is originally from a third region why even bother?

>>29265826
what the fuck does that have to do with shauna being there? she's not the mc, shithead.

>>29266369
Because not everyone has a child's brain like you do. The issue here is that you think that moving from somewhere implies you are from there. Well good thing no one else is that dumb and neither are the writers, since they left it up in the air. You moved from kanto. You're not said to be from there. You or your mom could be from literally anywhere. All you know is you lived in kanto before moving to alola

The demo confirmed that you have to be age 11 to take part in Trials, if they moved from Kanto where you can be 10 and start an adventure, why did the Protag skip out on adventuring through Kanto instead.

>>29266769
But why though anon? Why would they do that? What would be the point?

>>29266769
>calling someone else a child when you can't understand basic writing principles
Of course it's possible they're from Kalos you dumbass, I'm saying there's absolutely no reason to complicate the narrative like that unless the mother's origin and identity is meant to be a secret, and so far there's absolutely to indication that there is. You want it to be some secret to be revealed but if the mother was Shauna there's no reason for them to not just come out and say it. Out of all the times some fan theory pops up like this how often is it actually right?

"The mother is Shauna who actually moved to Kanto for awhile before moving again to Alola and also she was wearing colored contacts the whole time in XY"

OR

"The mother happens to look a little like an adult Shauna kind of"

Which one sounds like a fifth grader wrote it and which one sounds like reality?

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>>29264464

>someone came inside shauna and made her pregnant

P... please yes.

>Pokefan theories
>ever being right

I'll wait for one that ever became true.

>>29266769
>Occam's razor (or Ockham's razor) is a principle from philosophy. Suppose there exist two explanations for an occurrence. In this case the simpler one is usually better. Another way of saying it is that the more assumptions you have to make, the more unlikely an explanation is.

please graduate high school before using 4chan

>>29265609
Now you're really forcing it anon.

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>>29264464

N-NO WAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

>>29267188
Ita already been disproven itt

>>29267222
>the sun is star and moon is clouds

>>29264464
>your mom was supposed to be shauna
>your father was the protagonist of sun/moon
>the greninja would be a reference to it
>games in a age gap with deepest lore
>everything axed because fucking execs want to milk more money from ash and pikachu

>>29265342
Late reply, but WRONG. They only look older to you because they stopped being chibi.