MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY
>>29257507
>>29257534
VS
THE ATOMIC SHRIMP
>>29257534
>Not Binacle Boy
You had one job
>>29257507
>Not Female Fatale
You had one FUCKING job
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL
Do ya smell it? The smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly.
Anchovies.
>>29257716
AAAAAANCHOVIIIIIIIIES
>>29257507
>>29257507
KRACKATOWAAA
OCEAN MAN
this time of year, i start a little thing called HIBERNATION.
so do not disturb!
that means you, spongebob.
>>29258030
WHICH ONE OF YOU FELLERS IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN
...Hi Kevin
>>29258178
KEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIN
Excuse me, sir! But I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
>>29258241
LOOOOOSER
>>29257507
OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND.
"Patrick, your snail is a rock."
"I know. He's got nerves of steel."
meow
Spongebob thread. Great
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
>>29258570
I ate a bowl of Moon Stones for breakfast!WITHOUT ANY MILK
>blowing bubbles
>riding to work on a unicycle
>a goofy goober
popplio is spongebob and we've all been had
>>29258592
Uh, right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
It's big, scary and pink!
Does this look unsure to you?
What if:
Rowlet: 50% male, 50% female
Litten: 87.5% male, 12.5% female
Popplio: 12.5% male, 87.5% female
>>29258720
so is patrick's belly button.
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
maybe someday
>>29258801
then i'll have to soft reset a few times to get that male
I'M DAVID HASSELHOFF
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CRABRAWLER, NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>>29258446
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
LAND HO
I used to be a wimp before Anchor Arms
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
>"People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
>"CORRECT!"
They were made in a factory
A bomb factory
They're bombs
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Do you recongize THIS PEANUT?
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
"whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on"
too bad that didn't kill me
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?
Are you out of your mind? Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud or hijacking here.
WE STOLE A BALLOON
>>29260663
Now i'm a jerk and everyone loves me
>this fucking thread
>>29258241
>not female jellicent
god damnit
>>29258446
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
What a nice cereal box.
>>29262913
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?
>>29260599
pffft.
LET'S THROW PEANUTS AT HIM AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
>>29257507
It feels like somebody... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
>>29262966
I love the young people!
>>29261804
10/10
well, at least i still have my personality
>>29257915
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was #1!
You've got looks, talent.
All you need is a full set of...
"i am very ugly, but you should enjoy the movie anyway"
Imagination
ME HOY MINOY
MERMAIDER MERMAIDER MERMAIDER
>>29263321
Staryu you cannot say that, she is the teacher!
>>29263683
>mfw it clicks
>>29257507
Kicking?! Oh, I wanna do some kicking!
>>29263504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9mgzxoWgg
I DEFY YOU, HEART MAN
>>29260599
I kek'd to much at this.
Killing myself now
>Power's all in the costume. Why else would we run around in colored undies?
Sadly, I am on an eel
>>29261786
We serve food here, sir.
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ANONYMOUS 4CHAN USER. SPONGEBOB AINT FUNNY NO MORE.
>this thread
how do you people remember all these spongebob quotes its been years since ive seen it
Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis, Photosynthesis
>>29262313
BIG
>>29266209
MEATY
>>29266215
CLAWS
>>29266215
PAWS
>this thread
>>29266180
Some quotes just stick to us.
>>29257507
My worst fear became true. Robinhoot seems like it will be my choice now, though Luchlitten actually looks better in 3D. Hmm.
>>29263683
Oh my fucking god that's perfect
>>29263683
im retarded. can someone please explain?
This
Whole
Thread
Is
Gold
>>29258844
Underrated post.
>>29266573
>extra IV (chromosome)
>downs syndrome
>>29266573
Extra chromosome.
WE STOLE A BALLOON
>>29263683
I don't get it
[Insert every alolan mon]
"I AM UGLY AND I'M PROUD!"
ALIEN HUNTING! ALIEN HUNTING!
THIS CITY NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED
What are they selling?
>>29267673
>>29260599
I knew I should've gotten the Z-Crystal
>>29261804
holy kek
>>29260599
kek
Oh that's right honey, we don't have a son!
>>29257507
merMAN! merMAN!
>>29258550
>236x196
FUUUUUUUTURE!
FUUUUUUUTURE!
I see this RIGHT when the 'Barnacle MAN' episode comes on. Man I have epic timing.
This is the best thread I've seen in a long time.
Hmm. I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
No, they'll go straight to your thighs!
>>29266573
So is Persian.
SOAP. SOAP. WHAT IS SOAP?
You know, that story really speaks to me.
>>29272446
Then you'll explode
BLANKITY BLANKITY BLANK
People would mistake me for a planetarium!
>>29262839
The jellyfish that attacks Kevin is a King, retard
YOU HAVE THE PHYSIQUE OF ATLAS!
>thanks, i work out.
MAKE POSES WITH ME!
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
"This is... Advanced darkness!"
I love the young people!
"The inner sanctums of my mind are an enigma"
>>29257507
I'd hate you even if you were me, that's how much I hate you.
>>29257507
GIANT ROBOT ROBOT LOVE?
It's a heavy burden, Spongebob, but nobody must know the secret of the box. NOBODY! Not even... Squidward's house.
DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!
Boo boo keys :(
JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL
>>29257507
YOU COULD BE BOLD AND HAVE A BIG NOSE
I'm so cold, I could use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks
>>29274171
Yeah, well, I'm so cold...I'm shivering
>>29257507
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip. Just look at that concentration. Ooh, a little shaky on that entrance. But just look at that form!
>>29257507
DIRTY DAN!
"Yellow?"
"Pink?"
"YOU DO CARE!"
>>29266253
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTIN MATES
>>29257534
That's barnacle MAN to you now
She's so graceful, and majestic. I should call her Grace, or Majesty!
Or Debbie!
>>29274320
>>29257507
THIS IS A LOAD OF BARNACLES
>>29274405
I HEARD THAT!
>>29257507
Even if I have to come back tomorrow! And the next day! And the next day!
And the next day...
Too bad that didn't kill me
YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES
>>29263624
underrated post
Sounds like a lot of
Oh no he's hot!
>>29260599
Haha good one anon
>>29260617
>>29262908
>>29263356
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
If you put this much dedication into memorizing important shit you could own this world.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>29275276
Heh heh heh
Get away from me precious little flower!
... You almost stepped on it
can someone screencap this thread please and thank you
>Those with weak constitutions, may want to leave the stadium
I've gotta get out of here!
>>29276937
Too late! Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of......this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant...
>>29267673
She sorta does resemble a Weedle now that you mention it.
THE POWER WITHIN
THE POWER WITHIN
>>29266180
It seems like pretty much anyone who was born between 1995 and 1999 subconsciously memorized just about every Spongebob episode without even realizing it. It's truly a phenomenon.
>>29267048
...or at least painted in a different color.
>>29257507
Spongebob + Pokemon is a beautiful thing. Sometimes I love the creativity on this board, it's alot better than the flame wars and constant berating of others due to competitive.
Take that hat of, you look like a girl.
>>29279288
Am i a pretty girl?
>>29277010
Spot on.
>>29279324
>>29279324
>85% male
>>29279324
If you got a pulse I'll dick you
>>29280068
>starters given to you when they're lvl 5 again
can we quit this meme
This is the best thread I've seen on this board in years.
Are you Squidward?
That's ok, take your time.
>>29262411
underrated post
>>29281180
Did you say "chocolate?"
>>29281227
Chocolate?
CHOCOLATE?
I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS
>>29281251
CHOCOLAAAAAATE
>>29276641
All you had to do was block the damn bridge
Is this a good time to post my SD team?
MEATBALL (Golem) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Stealth Rock
- Explosion
- Rock Blast
mEATBALL (Darmanitan) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Flare Blitz
- Rock Slide
- Taunt
- U-turn
SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH (Tangrowth) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Leech Seed
- Knock Off
- Power Whip
- Toxic
RAVIOLI (Forretress) @ Custap Berry
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Explosion
- Rapid Spin
- Spikes
rAVIOLI (Heatran) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Lava Plume
- Flash Cannon
- Dragon Pulse
- Dark Pulse
GREAT BARRIER REEF (Corsola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Earth Power
- Rock Polish
- Power Gem
- Scald
I mean, the candles, the music, the sexy dress... I mean, what's going on here?
>>29258683
the truth come out
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Oh my gosh! Jeffrey Jellyfish! Wait Jeffrey! I have to touch you!
>>29278451
1992-1999 is more accurate. Even some people older than that memorize the quotes
It helps that the older episodes have memorable quotes
>>29281007
Would you rather have them fresh from the egg at level 1?
>>29281486
you're just a little chicken peter
http://endshurk.tumblr.com/post/152005946320
YOU WRITE A LETTER TO THIS GUY SANTA CLAUS AND WHEN HE COMES HE BRINGS IT TO YOU
>>29281444
>I wasted trips on this
>>29282049
I got in twice
I can't *thbbt* understand *thbbt* your accent *thbbbbt*
That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk!
BLAGBHLGBLA BLABLGLGLBLA
BLAGHBLUGBLGBLGBGL
IT'S A GIRAFFE
WERE NOT TALKIN ABOUT THIS
>>29283053
OR THIS
>>29283053
OR THIS
I love you
>door slam
>>29283087
>>29283134
WHAT TALKING ABOUT THIIIIIIS!
>>29275276
>>29283660
amazing
No one's ever been annoyed by a sand castle.
Look what I got UNDER ME KILT!
Nope ;^)
>why are you mad?
>I can't see my forehead
>1% evil
>99% hot gas
It's not just a boulder... It's a rock!
Sponge I'm a big man. A big BIG MAN.
>>29273461
Laughed WAY too loud at this one.
>>29258683
>a goofy goober
kek
NE HOY MINOY
>>29276296
>OCEAN MAN
THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE WORLD
>>29281834
1991-1999. I'm here too, y'know.
SQUIDWARD! The sky had a baby!
>>29281259
SPOT ON.
This fucking thread.
I needed those sides OP goddammit
>>29279082
This. It's much better when we unite.
>>29284053
PFFT
>>29285461
IS A REAL TRIP
Somebody make a new thread, this one hit the max limit for pics
>>29282184
No anon, they were blessed by trips
>>29285588
OCEAN MAN
>>29285861
TAKE ME BY THE HAND